Chivalry Dismemberment Fiesta III - Lord TeamKill

Johnny's back for more bloody nonsense with Chivalry: Medieval Warfare, but will the third time be the charm? No. It won't.

Discussion

62 comments
plaintomato
plaintomato

They played the crap out of it but couldn't be bothered to drop a review.

That's okay, I bought it and couldn't be bothered to play it. Maybe when someone mods in practical controller support so I can play from the couch I'll look again.

hellangel_boy
hellangel_boy

This seems like lots of fun, it also has some nice little touches to it. It's bad that I don't game on PC though. I'm sure someone said this, but; Skyrim online; someone got the idea right before Bethesda. 

travo0159
travo0159

gamespot should just be feedbackula and chivalry videos

moognus
moognus

This game is fantastic fun. Surprised that everyone seems to play in 1st person. You need to be able to fight and keep one eye on who's creeping up on you, and this is impossible in 1st person.

runarjenssen
runarjenssen

Half of this isn't Johnny's fault. Blocking seems to be completely fubar since the major content-update.

runarjenssen
runarjenssen

@Scarab83 I agree. It used to be this sort of internal industry joke between sound producers. It used to be a sort of recognition between talented sound-peeps. Now you can hear it in just about anything, and far from only quality productions. Nowadays you'll hear it in just about any crap big budget blockbuster and lowly student films.

Vitex2003
Vitex2003

What is that? Terrible combat...

Hellequin85
Hellequin85

I haven't stopped laughing for about 20 minutes... good use of Bugger... not used enough these days :D

kozzy1234
kozzy1234

This game is alot of fun man

lorider25
lorider25

this like mount and blade, just first person

Succumbus
Succumbus

This guy's voice is so much like David Mitchell, from Mitchell and Webb. Haha hilarious!

Succumbus
Succumbus

Anyone who's played this game, is it worth the 25 bucks?

WeWerePirates
WeWerePirates

Bought the game on the strength of this video and then encouraged a friend to buy it. I'm having a blast with Chivalry but I don't think that friend is talking to me any more.

Dasim64
Dasim64

Love watching this series. I wish I had a decent PC so I could play it. Unfortunately I'm out of work and we are low on funds so it isn't going to happen any time soon. But at least I can watch you have fun. Better than nothing.

GDCalibur
GDCalibur

Great video! That was highly entertaining.

johnd13
johnd13

This game is the greatest thing in existance!

Tygravius
Tygravius

These are rad...Enjoying them very much! Keep them coming! cheers....

deadpeasant
deadpeasant

This was a hilarious video! Thanks for that Johnny!

nf1994
nf1994

Gutted I missed this one live :(

ranger2012
ranger2012

Hahahaha, you sound a lot like me when I play, I feel your pain. 

TheTrueObelus
TheTrueObelus

These videos are alot more fun than I found the game which was awkward as hell.

GamerOuTLaWz
GamerOuTLaWz

Can anyone tell me what name both factions are actually shouting?? I often hear Agathans scream something like Argon and Masons say for Mulric?? 

GamerOuTLaWz
GamerOuTLaWz

to everyone: This games a masterpiece and simply awesome.

Saketume
Saketume

It's just a flesh wound

Come back and I'll bite your leg off.

As much as I enjoy these I think three videos is enough. Next game please!

PcGamingRig
PcGamingRig

might give this a go, looks like a different experience. :)

DreamsofGreen
DreamsofGreen

I've watched all your Chivalry vid's Johnny and i think its time I gave this game a try

travo0159
travo0159

side note: When johnny yelled FUCK when he got hit that was epic

GamerOuTLaWz
GamerOuTLaWz

@moognus lol because the whole fun and tension IS from the first person perspective..I wouldnt play the game if it wasnt for the 1st person combat

GITY69
GITY69

@Succumbus Certainly worth $25, I have played over 100 hours its good quick fun. Jump on get a few good games in and done. It does seem really sensative to ping so make sure you pick a good server.

TheOnlyConan
TheOnlyConan

@Succumbus I got it on sale for 50% off. It is definitely worth $13. It does get a little boring if you play too much, but what game doesn't?

kozzy1234
kozzy1234

@Succumbus  It is well worth the money! I got it, enjoyed it so I got it for a friend of mine to, good times.

gufberg
gufberg

@Succumbus I normally never play multiplayer only games. This  game is the exception though. It is ridiculous amounts of fun. The first half hour can be a bit WTF due to the controls but it'll quickly feel natural. Once you get decent at it and start playing against specific players several times you start to notice distinct fighting styles, which is so cool. You can start to predict how people are going to come at you and try to suprise them by radically changing your aggression for a match or two. 

The devs mentioned at some point pre-release that they aimed at recreating that 'epic back-and-forth fighting' you see in films like Troy, Braveheart, Kingdom of Heaven etc. They completely succeeded in that imo. 

Even if this game was 60 bucks i'd say BUY IT! 

WithoutGraceXII
WithoutGraceXII

@Succumbus Yes a thousand times. It's one of the best multiplayer games I've played in a long time. Very unique, just know there is something of a learning curve.

SHEETBIKE
SHEETBIKE moderator

@GamerOuTLaWz Argon is yelled, as is Agatha. I think it's for Malerich from the Masons. Presumably he's the leader of the order?

failboater
failboater

@GamerOuTLaWz @moognus I agree. I started out playing 3rd person and I loved it but it was so much less precise so I switched. Then I found first person to be so much more exciting and now i can't play in third person anymore. Amazing game. I find myself laughing most of the time I'm playing it. 

GamerOuTLaWz
GamerOuTLaWz

@WithoutGraceXII @Succumbus  what WithoutGrace said.  Best purchase Ive done in a long time, I got it for 12$ on the free week-end it was 50% cheaper. And then the awesome major patch came out,I simply love this game.

WeWerePirates
WeWerePirates

@Succumbus @WeWerePirates He didn't really get on with the game, though I'm exaggerating about him not talking to me... a bit. To be honest, while I enjoy Chivalry it is a little pricey for what it is. Wait for a Steam sale on this one.

AceMarine45
AceMarine45

@SHEETBIKE @Saketume You aren't going to show chivalry anymore?!?!? Please continue, you guys drop so many great series without reason. Don't make Dismemberment a victim!

Saketume
Saketume

@SHEETBIKE @Saketume

I can't think of any new games this fun. I'd love to see you play "Moonstone" in a retro segment though

GamerOuTLaWz
GamerOuTLaWz

@WeWerePirates @Succumbus your friend hangs in his basement for a living? 20 bucks is nothing for countless hours of awesome,bloody and funny first person MP combat. As he ever played Skyrim or any 1st person game before?? I dont see how this game cant become an addiction the first time you play, Graphics on ultra are beautiful,game is bloody as hell,quotes are so funny, I LOVE shouting you really feel on a battlefield. Weapons are merciless and really differ from one another. You did well to recommend the game cause Id recommend it to anyone.