Like a laslie way of telling?

Two men are walking their dogs, a poodle and a german shepard. They decide they'd like to go into a bar for a drink. "But we can't bring out dogs into that bar," says the poodle's human. "Hey, no problem," says the german shepard's owner. "Just watch this." He pulls out a pair of sunglasses and walks into the bar. "Hey, no dogs!" yells the bartender. "But this is a seeing eye dog," says the german shepard's human. The bartender apologizes and shows them to a chair. So, the poodle owner decides to follow suit, whips out his sunglasses, and walks into the bar. "Hey, no dogs!" yells the bartender. "But this is a seeing eye dog," says the poodle's human. The bartender objects, "Hey, poodles can't be seeing eye dogs!" The poodle owner gasps, "Poodle? They told me they were giving me a german shepard!" Taa-daa! I have now set a standard.

Ok:lol: love these jokes already!;)

Very Nice!

not bad ...

:lol: That's a good one. Maybe the second neighbor's dog is named Scooby Doo. :P

funny :D

ha, niice ;)

DRRRYYY LOL!!!!!!!!!

xD

very good

lolz

:lol: nice one

>.> Pfft

Good :D

Good one.

:lol: funny!

thanks

Nice! :)