) Now, THAT is funny! I can't wait to hear the "Triple H isn't the champion yet his name's on the plate?!?!!?! OMG!!! What a !#@%#!@%!!!" comments.

None other than this guy:
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He is not involved with wrestling whatsoever, but when my teacher showed a picture of him(+5 pounds of make-up), my classmates go: AWWWWW!!!!! and that kinda sickens me seeing how overrated this guy is.

You might not know who he is exactly, but I'm sure most of you have heard of him. He was a part of the massively overrated High School Musical. And although it was fun to watch the first time, Disney Channel ruined it by playing it every 5 hours. Heck, that was even the theme of our school play. BLECH!

Honestly, people. The guy looks so ugly without his make-up artists, his voice was CLEARLY edited(too much) during the movie, he is dreadfully awful in basketball in real life and people(teenagers who are hypnotized by his make-up) think he's the greatest actor since Will Smith. I've got nothing against Zac Efron personally or any of his fans and I hope no one got offended by this, but I just wanted to get my message through:
Zac Efron is the most overrated person since CM Punk.

I open my computer. I go to TV.com. And what's the first thing I see? Chris Benoit found dead. Not a good way to start of my day, I tell you. What I can't believe is that it's not only Chris whose found dead, but his family as well.......... Another break for me, I guess.

There's just way too much sarcasm in the forum nowadays. Marks think Seinfeld fancies Cena, gullible people think GameWiz thinks that Cena is 'hawt', heck, some morons even think Vince is dead. I just need a sarcasm-free weekend, to gather up all my sanity and lock it in a box that TV.com can't open. Of course, if I like my life free of all sarcasm, I might just not come here anymore, although, that's very unlikely. Oh, and, just because I'm not on the forums anymore doesn't mean I'm not gonna check my, and my friend's blogs every once in a while.

No comment.......... Well, actually he wasn't what I expected him to be, but, hey, it's just one interview. 1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3h5tvMqIfw
2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URxaOw3RCCM
3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGZpMYHJjWU

Enjoy. I'll add the Kurt Angle interview tomorrow.

I love of the record, it just shows a little of how the wrestlers act in real life. Ege actually seems like a cool guy. He's polite and funny(well, on this video, that is).
They just talk about his injury(back at '03), Hulk Hogan(), how he hates the word "fake", how much fun it is to jump from a 20-foot ladder tackling another guy in mid-air, and stuff like that.
1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O22cE-TmOE
2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f453wyTDv38
3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JBxUv0wunQ

There are more videos with HHH, HBK, Taker, Angle and Trish Stratus. I'll to post those videos on another blog, but I might not be able to because of school.

Also, I added a couple of old HBK vids in my sig. Funny how much a person can change in 4 years............

I heard somewhere that Benoit and Regal are moving to Raw via the Draft Lottery. That means Regal is going to challenge for the Intercontinental belt while Benoit is going to be fed to Cena. How do I know? Didn't we already agree that Cena isn't gonna lose that title until HHH returns?
I hope this isn't true. I was excited for Edge vs. Benoit at SS. Now, we have Cena vs. Benoit

Sources - Wrestling Observer Newsletter, PWInsider

If you haven’t noticed recently, WWE has banned the shooting star press and the 450 press. Paul London did a shooting star plancha at a recent show and was told by McMahon if he tried it again, he would fire him on the spot.

YAY at Cena for retaining(hopefully this is his last title defense before HHH returns)
YAY at MVP for winning
YAY at Benoit ending this feud with MVP(hopefully moving to the main event)
YAY at Hardyz winning
YAY at Edge retaining(Good job, SD writers for not screwing that up)
YAY at me for not having to watch a pitiful diva match
BOO at Flair for beating Carlito
BOO at CM Punk for beating Burke
BOO at the off chance that the E may have to involve Rebecca(HBK's wife) in the storylines like Vickie Guerrero. Screw the E if they do.
BOO at HBK's wife annoyingly screaming "Shawn!Shawn!" again and again in a high-pitched voice.
LOL at JR's comments after Orton gave HBK the RKO
LOL at HBK's wife looking A LOT younger than he is
LOL at the HBK/Orton match for not being good
LOL at the fans for acting drunk.(I hope it was just acting)

As you may have figured out already, I only watched the HBK/Orton match hoping that it was good. Since it wasn't, I didn't bother to watch the rest of the PPV. I'm not happy that Orton won. But I understand that it was because of HBK's knee injury. Oh well. There's always Smackdown.

http://www.thewrestlingfan.com/backlash2007.html This is a very very funny recap of Backlash that you just need to see. I still can't believe I made 2 blog posts in 3 hours, but what the heck! Yes, thewrestlingfan.com a funny site that will surely make you smile until the end of the day. If you don't want to check out the site, I've taken the liberty to post the pictures here:
BLINTISTA

LANCECOGNITO

LIONS CHASE CADE

MR. ANDERSON

GAME OF TWISTER DURING MATCH

MR. SHANETASTIC

PIT OF DANGER

CAN'T SEE THIS

SUPERMARELLA

SUPERCENA

HOTEL ROOM KILLER

JOHN LASHLEY/BOB CENA

Level 10!
Whew! That took long enough. I still have a lot of work to do to be the editor for HHH......... I need to re-asses my priorities.......

Cena sells HBK's chops HORRIBLY
Have you guys seen how Cena sells HBK's chops? I'll try my best to get the picture. But honestly, when you see Cena sell the move, you got to ask yourself: "Is it HBK's chops or is it constipation?". He's not THAT bad at selling moves, but you would think he would compensate for the lack of moves by being good at selling the moves.

Happy Opposite Day!(You don't have this in America, huh?)
10 superstars that are soooooo handsome!!!
John Cena - Oh mah gosh! He's so hawt!!
Batista - OOOOhhhhhh the muscles!!!!
Boogeyman - Wormz!!
Bobby Lashley - He's voice iz so cute!
The Miz - I love teh hair!
HBK - Not like he has a bald spot!
Edge - His chin is so kewl dont cha think?
HHH - Luv da nose!
Orton - I also luv the dwelf-like ears!
Undertaker - At least he's not old!

Opposite Day!
This is not a real Philippine Holiday, this is just an annual event that we have(me an my friends). I'm not gonna be sarcastic here all the time, though(that'll be disastrous). The previous paragraph is the only thing I'll do here for opposite day. The first 5 superstars are the talentless(as for Cena and Lashley, they have talent but just doesn't show it) superstars. And their also the ones I find somewhat ugly. The last 5 superstars, on the other hand are some of our favorite superstars(except Orton which only counts for some). I just tried to find some things about their physical appearance that I'm sure everybody notices.

Torture
School year starts next month, which either means: I'm only gonna be here once a week or I'm not gonna be here for 9 months(except breaks).

Signs you should look out for(I got this idea from another site)
When you seem to do ANY of the following, seriously consider to stop watching wrestling for a good 2-5 months. These are the signs you should look out for. The signs that you're a big WWE mark.
Government Warning: Watching wrestling excessively IS dangerous to your health
1)Your closet is filled with wrestling merchandise.
2)You cried during HBK's "lost my smile speech".
3)You wonder how the fans chant "GOLDBERG!GOLDBERG!" in unison and it sounds the same each and every time.
4)You think Gangrel is a real vampire.
5)You pass out when you see a WWE superstar in a diner.
6)You injure yourself while doing the DX chop.
7)You have nightmares of Umaga shoving his butt into your face.
You hold signs while watching WWE shows.
9)You continuously scream at the TV when your fave superstars is down.
10)You finish your sentences with: "......Word life!"
11)You enjoy seeing the Boogeyman wrestle
12)You think Hulk Hogan should be the WWE champion because even after all these years, he still had enough beat HBK at SS.
13)You see a "good guy" and a "bad guy" hanging out and you ask them why.
14)You hate Edge because he inconsiderately cashed in his MITB when Cena was down and out.
15)You can REALLY smell what the Rock is cooking through a TV screen.
16)You think Austin has 7,000 years of bad luck because of his entrance music.
17)You love ALL three of Mick Foley's triplet's, Dude Love, Mankind, Cactus Jack.
1You try to look for a map that shows where Jabroni Drive is.
19)Every time DX comes out, you ask: "Suck what?!"
20)When Triple H asks "Are You Ready?!", you say "No" as if he can hear you.
21)You wonder how the ring collapsed during one of Lesnar's matches.
22)You can actually list 1,000 of Dean Malenko's holds.
23)You think Kane and The Undertaker has extraordinary powers and can make pyro come out of ring posts whenever they want.
24)You think they bleed because they got hurt by their opponents.
25)You don't know who Gernwitz(did I spell that correctly?) is.

Can you please tell me all the video-sharing sites that you know aside from Youtube and Dailymotion? I'm trying to find episodes of Kenan and Kel. Thanks in advance

I found this sig of HHH dancing and I still remember when I first watch him do that dance at a Backlash press conference. I could have sworn he looked positively......... Ummmmmm....... Unmanly(?) that time. I was also watching HBK vids at wwe.com and I saw this vid of him kissing Vince's backside and I thought I'd add that to my sig as well. Spiderman 3 was great. I expected more, though, but it's fine the way it is. They just had so many things they wanted to include into the movie and trying to fit all of it into 2 hours wasn't the best idea. I'm gonna buy the DVD as soon as it comes out. As of now, Judgment Day looks absolutely horrible. Cena vs. Khali? Oh my goodness, Vince, prepare yourself for a barrage of "TNA" and "boring" chants. Actually, I'll be more happy when I see a portion of the arena with a lot of empty seats to really stick it to Vince. Taker is going to lose his championship soon. HBK is going to be out for some time because of an injury he has for a while now. Kennedy is injured so he had to give Edge the MITB briefcase. King Bookah is also injured. HHH is still injured(HHH please help us!). Rey Mysterio is injured. Mark Henry is back which means more injuries to come. I hear Kane has also been injured for quite a while now. I also heard there are more on the injured list............. Someone please help the WWE.......... Because we all know Vince won't.........

Yahoo.com:

BLACKSBURG, Va. - A gunman opened fire in a Virginia Tech dorm and then, two hours later, shot up a classroom across campus Monday, killing 32 people in the deadliest shooting rampage in U.S. history. The gunman committed suicide, bringing the death toll to 33. Students complained that there were no public-address announcements or other warnings on campus after the first burst of gunfire. They said the first word they received from the university was an e-mail more than two hours into the rampage — around the time the gunman struck again.

Virginia Tech President Charles Steger said authorities believed that the shooting at the dorm was a domestic dispute and mistakenly thought the gunman had fled the campus.

"We had no reason to suspect any other incident was going to occur," he said.

He defending the university's handling of the tragedy, saying: "We can only make decisions based on the information you had on the time. You don't have hours to reflect on it."

Steger said the university decided to rely on e-mail and other electronic means of notifying members of the university, but with 11,000 people driving onto campus first thing in the morning, it was difficult to get the word out to everyone.

Virginia Tech Police Chief Wendell Flinchum would not say how many weapons the gunman carried. But a law enforcement official, speaking on condition of anonymity because the investigation was incomplete, said that the gunman had two pistols and multiple clips of ammunition.

God bless the souls of those who died. I hope they rest in peace. And may God help those who lost the ones they loved.

10)The Undertaker No doubt a future hall of famer. Holds a record of 15-0 at Wrestlemania. He has the best character I've seen in the WWE. He is also a great wrestler. He has a variety of moves such as the Piledriver, chokeslam, triangle hold, legdrop, back suplex, and many many more. Doesn't talk much. I'm glad he is the WH champion and I hope he will have a good run. WWF/WWE C: -1 time WHC -4 time WWF/WWE champion -6 time World Tag Team Champion -1 time Hardcore Champion

9)Eddie Guerrero[RIP]

Extremely talented. He has great mic skills and he is hilarious! I loved Los Guerrero's. They had really funny skits. He is a great wrestler as well. You would expect a wide variety of high-flying moves from a luchador. But he can also perform technical stuff like suplexes. He will be remembered for a long time. RIP Eddie. WWE C: # WWE Championship(1 time) WWF Intercontinental Championship(2 times) WWE United States Championship(1 time) WWF European Championship(2 times) WWE Tag Team Championship(4 times)

Mr. Kennedy

What can I say. He has a bright future in the WWE. He has tremendous mic skills. He's a great wrestler as well. He has the charisma. Yup. Definitely championship material. Let's not forget....... He is Mr. Money in the Bank..... Bank. WWE C: United Stated Champion(1 time)

7)Shelton Benjamin

Yup. I like him more than Taker, Eddie and Kennedy. You have got to be blind not to see the talent oozing from this guy. He is the best pure athlete the WWE has ever known, and yet, where is he? In dark matches while garbage like Cena are main eventing. PLEASE. Give this guy a championship. WWE C: Intercontinental Champion(3 times) World Tag Team Champion(2 times)

6)Chris Benoit

The best technical wrestler ever. Along with Bret Hart and Kurt Angle. I can't choose whose better. That's like having to choose food, water or air. Benoit is a great wrestler. I don't hear him speak often. But, what the heck, the guy is a great wrestler and that's all that needs to be said. WWE C: World Heavyweight Championship (1 time) WWF/E Intercontinental Championship (4 times)WWE United States Championship (3 times, current)
WWF/E World Tag Team Championship (3 times) WWE Tag Team Championship (1 time, first)

5)Chris Jericho

He has great mic skills. He is a great wrestler. He has the charisma. Raw is Jericho, well it was until Vince had him job to Cena. I hope that he comes back. Especially now. The WWE needs all the help they can get. WWE C: # WWF Undisputed Championship (1 time) WWF/E Intercontinental Championship (7 times) WWF European Championship (1 time) WWF Hardcore Championship (1 time) World Tag Team Championship (3 times)

4)Edge

Probably the best heel I've ever seen. Possibly, even better than Triple H. He has great mis skills, definitely. The moment you hear the guy talk you just love to hate him. He is also a great wrestler. Another reason why I like him is because he took the championship of Cena. Yup. I have a huge problem with Cena and his fans. WWE C: WWE Championship (2 times) WWE Intercontinental Championship (5 times) WWE Tag Team Championship (1 time) WWF/E World Tag Team Championship (11 times)

3)AJ Styles

Yes, Yes, I know. He sticks out like a sore thumb in this list. But seriously, this guy is an awesome wrestler. You have got to see him wrestle. He is like a luchador that does insane high-flying moves but he can also do the heavy-duty suplexes and such. Did I mention he is an awesome wrestler? Oh, wait. The word I'm looking for is "PHENOMINAL"! TNA C: TNA X Division Championship (6 times) NWA World Heavyweight Championship (3 times) NWA World Tag Team Championship (4 times)

2)Triple H

I was having trouble on who to put as #1, so I just flipped a coin. Coming in a close second is The Game, The King of Kings, The Cerebral Assasin, Triple H. I know a lot of people hate him for being a politician, but his talent and sheer awesomeness just overshadows that. Very few people have great wrestling talent, great mic skills, a lot of charisma and the ability to make people say "Burn in h***!" like Triple H. I'm glad he's doing better and I can't wait for him to return. WWF/E C: # World Heavyweight Championship (5 times) WWF Championship (5 times) WWF European Championship (2 times) WWF Intercontinental Championship (5 times) WWF World Tag Team Championship (1 time)

1)Shawn Michaels

Yeah, I was having a hard time choosing who to put as #1, so, like I said, I flipped a coin. The Heart Break Kid is #1. THE BEST SPORTS ENTERTAINER IN THE WORLD!!! Well, IMO anyway. But he has got to be up there. Great wrestler, great mic skills, oozes charisma. I will sue the WWE for every penny it's worth if HBK doesn't get inducted to the HOF. WWE/F C: WWF Championship (3 times) WWF European Championship (1 time) WWF Intercontinental Championship (3 times) World Heavyweight Championship (1 time) World Tag Team Championship (4 times)

I edited my Cena review since the first one seemed so...... Complimentary.

I take back what I said about Cena. And what I said is: "John Cena has a lot of potential to be one of the all-time-greats."
Actually, he will never be one of the all-time-greats. He is no where near the league of the likes of Shawn Michaels, Steve Austin, The Rock, Hulk Hogan, Bret Hart and such. And he never will be. What really makes me hate him are his dumb fans. No, not all of his fans. Some of his fans have decent reason of liking him. What I'm talking about is the "sheep" of the WWE who buy into whatever Vince McMahon does. These are the qualifications of being a sheep: -Hating Edge, Randy Orton, Mr.Kennedy and the like because they are bad guys -Liking superman babyfaces like Cena because they is strong -Liking superman babyfaces like Cena because they never cheat -Liking superman babyfaces like Cena because they are unstoppable
~And more, a lot more~
But no, that is not the most annoying kind people. Actually, fangirls irritate me a whole lot more than sheep. It is because sheep are usually young and they find out that wrestling is staged when they get older. But unlike the young, innocent sheep, fangirls cheer Cena and boo everyone whom he faces because of the dumb reason of "he looks hot". That is just a matter of opinion. I, personally, think that he is somewhat ugly. That's coming from a girl. But that's not the reason why I dislike him. Look, if you people want to look at cute guys, buy playgirl magazine and please never watch wrestling again because you people make me sick. Strike one for the sheep and fangirls.

Now, to the other "why I like Cena" points. Some say they like Cena because he is a good guy. Because he always win. Because he never cheats. Because he is the champ. That's a load of garbage, right there. Do you people even know that wrestling is staged???? Cena is a good guy because the Man(McMahon) says he should. It is scripted that way. The same reason for why he wins. He is scheduled to win. Not because he "fights hard". He fights. But, as far as I can see, he doesn't try hard enough to put on a good show. You can't say that a superstar is good because he wins. You base that on how good he wrestles. I'll get to that a bit later. Hence, he is the champ because the Man says so. And in wrestling, there is something we call faces and heels. Faces are the good guys while the heels are the bad guys. The faces usually fight fair while the heels usually cheat and use dirty moves. Again, not their doing, rather, the Man's doing. That strike two for the sheep and fangirls.

Next reason, some say he "wrestles good". Oh my gosh..... Do yourselves a favor and go to wikipedia and search "wrestling". He has 11 moves maximum. No, that's not a lot. What's worse is that his execution of his moves are very very poor. Next, if he does have "passion" why not at least try to put on a good show? Remember one time, HBK Shawn Michaels said "I will give you a show that you have never ever seen before. Why? Because I can." Do you see that attitude in John Cena? In the mighty words of Bobby Lashley: No!

I will say, in defense of John Cena, he has good mic skills, he's a good guy in real life and some of these reasons why I hate him is caused by Vince. I understand that Vince does these stuff for the cash, but can't he make a compromise?

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And, also, I have been here on TV.com for an entire year already. I want to thank all of my friends from the HSM, TSL and Raw forums. And to my friends at the Raw forums, thank you for showing me what real wrestling is about. When I first came here I kept on trolling the boards with sheep comments. Thanks for being patient with me.

Yeah, I changed my sig for the 50th time this week. I replaced the HBK picture with the HHH picture. And I added the horrifying image of Benoit tapping on the bottom of my sig aka the WWE hall of shame. Please do yourselves a favor and look away every time you catch a glimpse of my sig.