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• 11Jun 07

  Join My Agency Outer Heaven

  Anybody reading this and who has a PS3 is probably psyched about the new MMO The Agency right? So, whenever the game comes out I need some recruits to join my team when we are allowd to form one in the game. Its gonna be cool. It'll be like Outer Heavenin the PSP vers, of MGS OPs where Big Boss enlists mercenaries to help him. With our team we'll be sneaking in and stealing every other agency's donuts. Hahahaha!

  • Posted Jun 11, 2007 7:30 pm PT
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• 2Jun 07

  Don't Bother Writing a Review

  I'll say it aloud because I feel like it but, since about a year ago, I have no respect for GS reviews. Why? because they're unfair and poor judgements about mechanical aspects of a game. Look on IGN, they devote almost three pages all the time for reviews regardless of how crappy the game is. They don't stick to the 5 or so categories and rely on a overal average in those areas to bring up the score, when in reality those values don't represent how the game quality is at all. A score could be 5.0 in graphics and 7.0 in gameplay and other decent scores in other areas, but the overall score is what the reviewer thinks of the actual game, not a reliance on some half-assed average of separate scores. They care. GS won't even devote a whole page to some games, especially those on platforms outside of Xbox. Why the hell does Forza 2 get two pages, while Motorstorm gets one. Forza 2 does last a while unlike Motorstorm, but are you gonna talk about car customization for an entire page. Oh and environments in Forza 2 suck compared to the beautiful landscapes in Motorstorm. Car detail in Forza 2 is also bland as ever.

  So, gonna change? Most likely not!

  Am I gonna stop then? Bet your Xbox I'm not.

  • Posted Jun 2, 2007 10:16 pm PT
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• 24May 07

  Get High on Haze

  Haze, PS3 exclusive! Not for 360 or PC. 4 Player Co-op=awesomeness! Getting high on Nectar=Fun! The Halo for PS3? Nah, but I can always play Halo 3 on 360.

  M$= sex scandals.

  Madden for Xbox- Includes 2 hr long porn vid. (Actually happened. Read Game Informer)

  Zune for my 10 year old daughter- Includes Gay Fivesome. Running Time: 3 hours.(Also really happened, watch ABC 7)

  Halo 2 for PC- Includes strip tease performed by Master Chief and Friends. (Believe it or not, there was a partial nudity glitch in the first batch of Halo 2's for PC. I was expecting to see the Chief's face...not his *ahem*. Look it up on Kotaku)

  360 Premium- Complete with HDD filled with porn vids. (I'm telling you, there are some sick people at M$)

  • Posted May 24, 2007 11:23 pm PT
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