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• 22Nov 09

  A "SHEEP?" ME? I'm a sheep?

  sheep? SHEEP?!

  That's what they call wii owners in system wars: sheep?

  Why is "sheep" chosen of all possible things? Whenever I think of sheep, I think of myself as a lamb who follows a shepherd, Christ specifically. Anyone and everyone is considered a sheep...well actually a lamb but after reaching 12 months of age a lamb is then considered a "sheep."

  Sheep are innocent creatues. They provide wool. We get wool socks, wool jackets, wool blankets. They keep us warm during the winter, and man are they effective!

  When I think of someone on the Internet coining "sheep" likethese gamers aredescribing, I think of them as some kind of attack dogs harrassing them, these "innocent sheep"Of course some sheep fight back, and then the rest of the herd scatters and runs trying to go about their own business. No matter how much these dogs try, they're not going to get every one of these sheep. Dogs picking on what is now stereotyped as soccer moms and infants...or in this case, WOOLY MOTHERS and LAMBS!

  I'm not mad when I get called a fanboy, because that's what I am, just not the kind that bothers or pesters the other guys...ps3, 360, pc, etc. but rather the "I have only the Wii. I'm not interested in anything else. I get all my benefits from the wii. It is my primary console, and in my opinion the greatest console ever! but being a sheep just makes me think myselfas a symbol of a follower of Christ.

  And on another note, System Wars is not a nice place to be altogether. Nothing but fighting anditwill NOTend.

  • Posted Nov 22, 2009 7:23 pm PT
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• 24Sep 09

  I get paid to dance to MJ's "Thriller" and to scare people.

  Six Flags has given me a lot of opportunities over the summer.Jesse McCartney and Toby Mac concert holding back the yelling ofscreaming fan girls. Being a body guard over the Justice League and Scooby Doo characters, working on the puppets in the everyday parade, and free pass to visit the park any time I want.

  So what now? Well, I auditioned for Fright Fest because I wanted to be a zombie, or any position for the matter. Turns out I'll be doing several things.

  First, I didn't get the zombie part because I am too tall for literally every singlepiece of clothing offered in thewardrobe, including the zombies, and also the scarecrow, clowns, trolls, etc. So what now?Well, they found a Sunday shirt. Yes, a white buttoned, nicely dressed shirt that fit me, because it was the only thing in theentire place thatcould fit me.It'll get a paint job and I'll wear my own black pants. Why can't people be taller like me nowadays?!

  Next up is I'll be working a lot in the haunted house we have. I will jump out and scare the crap out of people, which is awesome because that's what I do. Other days I'll be operating other functions that make the house work, maybe some lighting, arrangement of the house, or the boring guy that's like, "Next. Wait. Ok, you can go in now. Leave all bags, we don't reccomend little children to go in" Crud like that.

  Finally, as stated, I is dancing to Thriller. Since Michael Jackson died, we're going to learn the entire dance. We're supposed to have learned by now, but I seriously need a lot more practice. My pay is over $10 an hour, and will be over $12 an hour after 4:00. Awesomeness.

  Scaring and dancing, I think I can have some fun wit dat...I think...*silence*

  BOO! Did I scare you? No?

  ...darn.

  • Posted Sep 24, 2009 1:54 pm PT
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• 14May 09

  I typed this blog with one hand

  I have jaw surgery next week and to have a LOT of blood drawntoday to put back in my body next week. My left arm stings still and I have a large, tight bandage around it making me unable to use that hand, for typing anway. My jaw surgery involves moving my upper jaw slightly forawrd. I don't know how they'll do that, but i'd rather NOT be given the details.

  I feel a bit light headed right now yes i do. Drinking more water than usual. I may have to watch E3 09 live in the hospital for the 2ndtime in a row. The surgery will be on on the 27th this month.

  • Posted May 14, 2009 9:11 pm PT
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