• 1Feb 09

  GameSpot and their rank system

  Well according to gamespot I am a Magician Lord... Could I be anymore of a loser? Seriously who goes around any where saying "WOOHOO!!! Imma lvl 16 Magician Lord BOOYAA!!!! Mother******* how them apples taste biyatch"
  • Posted Feb 1, 2009 12:37 am PT
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• 5Nov 08

  Something fresh since Call of Duty 4 and Grand Theft Auto 4... Barack Obama!!!!!

  Guess what folks...

  BARACK OBAMA IS THE ELECTED PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!

  • Posted Nov 5, 2008 4:29 pm PT
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• 13Oct 08

  IMPORTANT MEGA STUFF NEED TO READ!!! teabagging

  OK this is for those teabaggers, those who are getting or gotten teabagged, those who dont no what it is (it wont be pretty when u do get teabagged) and definitely for those who do it in real life (just so u no).

  Ok so lets do this

  first of all if u r reading this im pretty sure u no wat teabagging is and if u dont just go in a round of Call of Duty 4 or Gears of War or, dare i say it, HALO 3 or just Halo in general. As u no there is this widespread of this obscenity of a player (most likely a dude doubt its a chick but if it is a chick i would like to see a picture) hovering over another player that is most likely on the floor (due to getting plastered by bullets cause he sucks) or in some prone position and going up and down pretty quickly and by that i mean "eh dude this one might be a gay that my readers is what we call teabagging now in real life its almost the same but u shouldnt really be asking me now, instead just hover over to ur trusty search engine and type in "HARDCORE TEABAGGING" or something like that and then ull fined ur answer and if u want a clean answer just type "wiki" at the end. So since ur up on the terms and u've found urself a nice picture as reference lets get on to the main issue

  Alright so u may or may not have been teabagged and u may or may not teabagged someone else but the important issue here is not flaming the ones who are teabagging, that would just be immature, instead we're here to focus on the people WHO SUCK AND THINK THEY HAVE THE PRIVILEGE TO TEABAG!!

  Ok so let me get something clear, the teabagging in these shooting game or whatever games u can teabag someone is similar to a victory dance instead this one also humiliates the player also (if ur a sensitive pansy of course but if ur hardcore like me u would just laugh and prepare to take it up his hole while u camp him) ok usually the people who teabag were people who are actually very good in the game so they deserve to teabag someone since they wont probably get an opportunity in real life to teabag someone unless ur on the wrestling team (better hope ur not a freshmen).

  Unfortunately other players think they can teabag too so now u might be saying "i guess more people are getting better at the game"... no folks that is not the issue what seems to be the most probable answer these stupid motherf**king 12 years or pubescent punks probably got bored of playing with themselves(because they dont have any friends to begin with) and decided to use the beautiful thing we call the internet and have their mommies hook up the internet to their game console and decided to annoy other people online anonymously. And believe me kids NOBODY IS ANONYMOUS ON THE INTERNET (we'll find you). So some of u have probably gotten used to these punks and probably decided if u were ever to come across them u would just simply avoid but i say "SCREW THAT S**T." i think we need to do ourselves a favor and purge these punks from the net via "Friendly Fire". Lets make gaming for them hell

  But to get bak on topic i dont really care about these punks, i mean yea there annoying but there are some good kids too BUT the main primary issue is when these punks THINK THEY CAN TEABAG ANOTHER PLAYER especially if it ISNT THERE KILL. I think we've all been there or at least most of us have, u go in a good old Team Death Match and here u appear to be working over some guy, maybe a noob or maybe ur just better than him, so bang bang ur shooting away and hes almost dead and goddamnit hes running like a girl so u reload and then KAPOW!! some pr*ck comes outta nowhere and headshots u and so ur think "S**t i should be careful next time" so tick tock ur waiting to get spawnned in but then WHAT IS THIS?!??!!1 THAT NOOB U ALMOST KILLED (and i mean onli one more shot from a pistol) JUMPS RIGHT ON YOU AND STARTS GOING UP AND DOWN real fast like. And now ur like WHAT THE F**K!!!!! and now u go head hunting for that s**thead.

  Now u see folks from this situation here the "noob" clearly had no right to teabag (and neither did the shooter since it really wasnt a fair fight but thats my opinion) since it wasnt his kill to begin with. I say folks do something good, do something that will get a step closer to heaven and if u see someone like this on ur team i think its time to friendly fire and no i dont mean on the arm or the leg... i say take that motherf**ker out. U will be doing a good deed to everyone on ur team, hell u would be doing a good deed for everyone in the gaming community and this my friends will put Jack Thompson closer to unemployment, if u have do this u have earned a medal in ur own heart and a giant pat on the bak.

  Ok next issue, people who use aim bots, seriously is that necessary? can u get some self satisfaction somwhere else? Ever tried getting laid? not for you? how bout putting urself in a coma? try going braindead, idk who gets any sense of pride from cheating? u people that use aim bots, get uself a fricking life ok, reality calls and it says get a job and if u have one how bout some friends? family? does neone even no about u (it doesnt count if u no about them since that just only proves that ur a stalker) would anyone care about u if u died? seriously who the hell cheats on an online match? ur not winning anything besides digital numbers tha just proves how much time u can waste. U aimbot people i think u need to take ur internet, computer, ALL ur game consoles and destroy it then u should grab a ball and go to the park and learn some real sportsmanship. If u have to cheat in a video game in a match between other players that says something about u and i think its time u realize how much u suck as a person and go do some personal improvement, trust me it will be a major help to everyone... either that or live in solitude either way i just want u outta the way

  So every that is what it is and i Hope u enjoy ur video games since it will be old junk in about 10 years... maybe 5 idk

  • Posted Oct 13, 2008 9:05 pm PT
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