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• 18Dec 08

  Dead Space - A Rant

  *DISCLAIMER/RETARD NOTICE: This is not my final opinion and when I form one, I will let you know. Sorry for the cursing, meant as a bulletin and its a dang rant!*

  So, I finally got my hands on Dead Space. Yeah, Big wahoo. The game that is supposedly better and scarier than Silent Hill Homecoming.
  Well, I just learned (Even more) never trust the **** reviews from idiots who have never played a decent horror game!
  
  Dead Space is basically Aliens: The Game. Except, it sucks. The monsters are lame as **** they have some pretty damn retarded AI (I once decided to **** around with it and ran around the room twice before it actually hit me). The controls, eh, they suck like hell. The story is the only cool part, if you feel like sitting through something that was written by a 13 Year Old obsessed Alien Trilogy fan.
  
  
  When the hell is it going to get SCARY? I mean, sure if I was a 12 year old sheltered girl hooked up on a IV machine pumping Acid into my system, sure I would be frightened as hell. Every damn second you turn around, it tries to scare you by throwing a monster there. Wow... If only I didn't see you before hand and blew off all your limbs.
  
  
  Oh, lets not forget the Quick time events.
  Aka those little scenes where something grabs you and you have to press the buttons on screen or else you die? Yeah, they are cool, except you can't **** read them! I actually sat there and blindly mashed buttons and some how beat it!! WHAT?!
  
  All in all, if you are smoking weed, buy it. Play it and scare yourself. But, if you are like me and perfectly clean, you won't have a reason to play.
  
  
  Yahtzee never said it so clearly, except, he gave it actually some lee-way.
  
  
  http://www. escapistmagazine. com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/333-Dead-Space

  • Posted Dec 18, 2008 8:40 pm PT
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• 11Nov 08

  My First Review

  Well I just finished typing my frist ever review for Silent Hill: Homecoming. So tell me what you think about it, any suggestions or just to discuss the game! I might start doing some video reviews but I do plan on writing more reviews for games in the future.

  Sorry for the short blog!

  -Eddie

  • Posted Nov 11, 2008 11:41 am PT
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