• 21Jun 08

  Wow, we just got robbed

  They took the lawnmower, a vacuum, and a tv (not a big loss on the tv though). And it happened while me and my brother were in the house.

  Let me paint the picture. We have a two car garage with two doors, one of which is always closed, but never locked, that way we can open it and put the car in whenever we get home without having to go through the front door. Now, inside the garage is a door that leads to the hallway that further leads into the innermost door. There's this box on the wall next to that door, on which we keep the keys to it.

  I honestly can't believe I didn't hear anything. I mean, I think I MIGHT have, and then I heard some keys jingling, so I thought it might be my parents coming home, but it was really my brother playing with some keys. So I dismissed it. It was only when my parents got home that I found out about the robbery. It was a quick one, seeing as there was plenty of other stuff to take, but none of it was, and there are bound to be some fingerprints around. But I KNOW that the police will likely do nothing about it. Well, what the jerkwad-skirtwearing-yeastycodpiece thieves what done it DON'T know, is that our oh-so-lovable neighbors from the house next door have a CAMERA THAT CONSTANTLY RECORDSTHEIR FRONT YARD FROM LEFT TO RIGHT, and UNLESS they were planning to get out of the neighborhood by driving in reverse, the front or back of their vehicle would have at SOME point been in FULL VIEW OF IT.

  Really, just gotta wait for the neighbor's son to get here so we can check out what the camera recorded, and uh, I smell a nicely cooked lawsuit.

  • Posted Jun 21, 2008 4:28 pm PT
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• 17Jun 08

  Supermove

  Final Flash!
  • Posted Jun 17, 2008 9:15 am PT
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• 4Apr 08

  Do cats have "soul mates?" Or are some of them just stupid?

  Yeah, so, I'm having some trouble with my cat. See, some months ago she started going into heat, and as so she's always rolling around on the carpet, rubbing against the floor, hissing. So anyway, I went to my neighbor and asked if they had a guy cat we could borrow. They did, and so we get the cat together with our cat, and you know what she does? She goes into a fit of -- for lack of better words -- unbelievable b*tchiness. She has this thing where if she doesn't like your smell, she gets agressive. It's mostly when you smell of another animal, but now I'm not sure. I mean, she wants a cat, right? So we get her one and she hisses him away! And take note that we borrowed the cat MINUTES after we saw her rolling around the carpet. So what is it? Did she not like the cat? Was it his personality? Can cats be superficial? 'Cause if you ask me, the cat was a good-looking cat, kind of orangish-yellow with horizontal stripes of oranger-yellow from front to back.

  So does anyone know anything about cats? Do cats want "the" cat for them, or does any cat do, and if they do, then why did she get so angry?

  And on an unrelated note, the lady in the red dress on the main tv.com page (she's from battlestar gallactica, aparently), is GORGEOUS. I mean, wow, she looks great!

  • Posted Apr 4, 2008 5:51 pm PT
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