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11Oct 09
Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to another edition of, "Spidey's Random Blog"!!! It's about time I finally film, I mean type up another one of these things. Lately I've been in a singing mood, which is quite odd, because normally I only sing... No wait, I'm always in a singing mood... Sorry about that. Any ways, about the singing, I don't know, something just ticks in my head that makes me sing, ya know?
*Starts singing the song "Something" by The Beatles*
See what I mean? I didn't mean for this to become a sing a long blog, but it appears as though that may be the case. Have you have had something in your grasps, it doesn't matter what for, or even if it was a person, and you were trying to do harm to them... But have you ever had a moment like that? I know I have...
*Starts singing the song "Epiphany" from Sweeney Todd*
Oh man... I've really got to stop listening to the voices in my head. The council me, they understand, they talk to me... They talk to me!!!!
*Starts singing the song "Voices" by Rev Theory*
That one was actually fun to sing... Any ways, let's get away from the singing, and talk about some things going on in the world of Television. A little show called Glee has caught my attention, and has slowly became my favorite TV show, although Smallville is in a VERY close second. The whole idea of Glee being a musical TV show is awesome, and we all know how I love my music... Or maybe just I do... Any ways, Smallville is finally back...
*Starts singing the song "Save Me" by Remy Zero*
Man I need to stop singing on these blogs... Any ways, Smallville returned, and I'm LOVING this season. I don't care what people may think about Smallville, it will always be one of my favorite TV Shows, as it, IMO, just gets better and better, minus the season that took place between 6 and 8...
On a non TV related note, Friday I picked up the movie, "Good Luck Chuck"... I haven't watched it yet, but from some of the bonus features, it appears I may enjoy this movie a lot... Has anyone seen it? Oh, and I finally watched, "Slither", a couple months ago, and I give the movie 3 "alien worm things" out of 5. It was a decent movie, but it seemed WAY too cheesy, and I don't like cheesy... Plus, it was one of them Horror/Comedy movies, minus the Horror. There wasn't really anything scary about it, oh well.
Speaking of Horror, this month is the month of October, and we all know what that means, Halloween!!!
*Starts singing the song "This is Halloween" from The Nightmare before Christmas*
That's odd, I don't think I've ever actually heard that song before... I'm getting a little creeped out here... Any ways, on Halloween, I'm going to watch all the Scary Movies I can, and even try to get in "The Exorcist", the movie that scares me more than anything else in the world. But I probably won't get around to it... That movie is pretty scary... I did a blog on it last year around Halloween, no need to make another.
*Starts singing the song "Revolution" by the Beatles*
Random, right?
Well, that concludes another edition on Spidey's Random Blog, so until next time, Spidey OUT!Questions of the Blog: Do you burst out into singing while writing blogs?... What's your favorite TV Show, at the moment?... What's your favorite Scary movie?... And What movie scares the living daylights out of you?
This Blog was brought to you by the letter "R".
- Posted Oct 11, 2009 4:30 pm PT
- Category: General
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29Jun 09
Alright ladies and gentlemen of Tv.com land, I have a very important question to ask. Over the past few days I've been thinking about posting a weekly "Tv Show" in my blog. So my main question is, would anyone read it?
Also, as the topic says, I've yet to name this project of mine, so names would be great, here are the ideas I have so far, so say which idea you'd like, and what you would name it.
1. The show is about a boy named TJ who finds a PSP type device walking home from school one day, and finds out that it can place him right in the middle of his favorite TV Show, Movie, and Video Games.
2. This idea is about a young wrestler who is struggling to make it into the big leagues, all while having to deal with other things in his life.
3. This idea is about a guy who wakes up one morning after having a bizarre dream, only to realize it's slowly coming true. In his dream, he was your average school boy by day, and Shadlin, King of the Shadow Realm at night... His only problem, Shadlin isn't a nice guy...
4. A superhero tale. It will be about a young superhero struggling with his newly discovered powers, school, and his crush.
They idea's are basic, and I'd like to start this up as soon as possible, so thanks for everyone who helps me out, if you are interested that is.
- Posted Jun 29, 2009 3:00 pm PT
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12Jun 09
First things first, I'd like to thank Vator, Hurricane, and Telvis for adding me on Facebook, hopefully I'll get Speeps to add me soon, and maybe if I'm lucky, the great Wounds... Oh, and while I'm thanking people, I'd like to thank Sonic for being the only person from Tv.com to actually join my wrestling group I created... If any one missed the link to my group, here it is:
http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?topic=9994&uid=22272943577#/group.php?gid=22272943577
If you are just looking to add me on Facebook, my initials are CJR, it can't be too hard to figure out which handsome teen is me... *P.S. Yes, I do look good in Shades
*Now, to a new found Website, a site that they call, "Twitter". I joined this morning, just so I could keep up with the celebs, and already I'm being Followed by Allison Mack from Smallville! I've also got a message from Jeremy Borash of TNA fame welcoming me to Twitter... But that guy thought Omaha was a Wild Kingdom... The Zoo is a Wild Kingdom, but not the actual place. Any ways, if you haven't joined Twitter already, I suggest doing so, because you can talk to, well, more like read, what your favorite Celebs are up to. Oh, and several WWE Superstars are on Twitter, and a few of them Tweet a lot, like Jericho, and Hurricane Helms. Here is the link to the Twitter website:
What else is there to say... Oh, right, by request of Edward_Nigma, I will talk about the Smallville Season 8 Finale. I felt that it was a really good episode, but had a few plot holes here and there. The fight between Clark and Doomsday was short, but I, unlike most people, understand why, because they are saving up to the actual Supes vs. Doomsday fight. For the people who don't know their Doomsday history, Doomsday was unleashed from the Center of the Earth, that's why the fight was short, and that's why Doomsday was put into the center of the earth. Any ways, for Red, who won't be reading this, I give the Episode 4 "Clark Kent No more's" out of 5... Man I always feel like Adam from X-Play when I do a review like that!
I recently picked up "The Jacket" and "Slither". I watched "The Jacket", and I must say that I actually enjoyed the movie. It was brilliant, and I highly recommend it. It's like "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" meets some time traveling movie/story. I give the movie 5 "Time Traveling Jacket's" out of 5. I haven't watched "Slither" yet, because I've been busy studying for the ACT I have to take tomorrow, which I'm pretty sure I'll fail... If any one has seen "Slither", is it scary at all? I think it looks a little scary, but I've been wrong in the past...
Well, that is all from the Great Spideynerd... So Spidey, Out!
- Posted Jun 12, 2009 2:58 pm PT
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9Jun 09
Alright, so every Summer I revamp this little group I started on Facebook, actually, this would be the second summer, any ways, in it, you pick a Superstar and a diva, or a Tag Team and a Diva, and you "sim" as if you were them. I'm a General Manager, as well as characters in the group.
So I'll get to my point, if anyone here in Tv.com/Gamespot.com land have a Facebook account, and want to check the group out, or maybe add me on Facebook, here is the link to the group.
http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?topic=9994&uid=22272943577#/group.php?gid=22272943577
If you join, great, if you don't, thats cool.
Until next time, Spidey, out!
- Posted Jun 9, 2009 7:57 pm PT
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4Jun 09
Alright Ladies and Gents, let's get this Random Blog started!!! So today, June 4th, 2009, marks the end of my Junior Year of High School, and the beginning of my Senior Year. That's right, I'm a member of the Class of 2010. With that aside, tomorrow marks my first day of summer vacation, and it's gonna be a blast.
WWE's Extreme Rules PPV is this Sunday, and will probably bring a few surprises. I won't go into detail on who I think will win matches, because I don't want to give the people of the great Tv.com RT an advantage of knowing my picks early. But I will say this, the card does have some pretty good matches on it.
Onto my next subject now... The BlackBerry Curve from Verison Wireless...
AMG It's my phone!!! Any ways, my mother surprised me Tuesday night with one of those things, and I must say that the phone is pretty smart... For a phone. I'm still getting use to the phone, but I did manage to set Tv.com as my homepage, so we are all good!
The next subject is... To be Continued...
That's right everyone, I am sorry, but we are out of time... I'll make sure to blog again soon, until then, Spidey, Out!
- Posted Jun 4, 2009 4:40 pm PT
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21May 09
Spidey Reviews TNA: iMPACT!
I use to think TNA was just a pathetic excuse for a professional wrestling show, and although it is more or likely dumb, it can be enjoyable. There are some pros and cons I'd like to discuss now.
Pros:
The wrestlers are cool, I mean Christopher Daniels is just awesome, and I'm sure the WWE would do anything for him.
The Knockout Divison is actually expressed more than the Diva's Divison in the WWE.
The Suicide storyline is just so cool that I can't even explain how cool it is.
Cons:
JB is a little scary...
The ringside announcers suck as ringside announcers.
The music of TNA just sucks, I mean all of the entrance themes sound alike. I mean when Daniels is coming to the ring, I say, "What does Jarrett want now?"
The wrestlers of TNA aren't good actors. Don't get me wrong, some can act, both others are just horrible.
Overall, TNA is enjoyable, but also was a lot of flaws.
Spidey's rating: 2.5 Suicide Storylines out of 5.
The only reason I'm watching TNA these days is for Daniels and the Suicide storyline, because those to make TNA enjoyable. But there are some other things that are rather enjoyable.
Spidey Out
- Posted May 21, 2009 6:34 pm PT
- Category: N/A
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9May 09
Alright, so I've grown bored of the two PS3 games I currently own, which would be Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe, and Metal Gear Solid 4, and I plan on trading them in to a local store called Gamers. Depending on how much money can get off of those games, I want to get one of these three three fighting games:
1. Smackdown vs. Raw 2009, I've played it on my PS2, and I really liked how it all played out, plus I really like the SvR series.
2. TNA Impact!: The Video Game, it has Daniels in it, and Styles, and would probably be the cheapest of the three, but I'm not a big TNA fan, and none of the Knockouts are in the game...
3. Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm, I've played the demo, and I enjoyed playing it, although I'm not sure how the actual game is...
So it's up to you Tv.com/Gamespot.com land, which game should I buy from Gamers? Please pick one of those 3 games.
- Posted May 9, 2009 6:59 pm PT
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25Apr 09
Come Monday, I will have been a member of this site for 2 years.
My start on tv.com was an accident actually, much to anyone's surprise. You see, the people that knew me 2 years ago would know that I REALLY liked Smallville, and wanted to try to catch up on it, since I started 2 years ago on the show. I also, out of curiosity, wanted to find spoilers on the upcoming episodes, and with a simple google search, I found this site. I joined a couple days after finding it, because I wanted to post on the fourms, so I signed up for an account, and tried going under the name "Smallvillefreak", but it couldn't use it, and I thought, "Well, what could I go by?" Sure enough, it occured to me that Spiderman 3 would come out within the following weeks, and I came up with they name "Spideynerd". The 3 didn't come in until they told me "Spideynerd" couldn't be used, or something like that, and the rest is history.
One of the first people I actually looked forward to seeing what they'd post next is Sylent, who I'm sure most of you know from numerous other fourms, and that's the reason I looked forward to seeing what he'd post, because every where I went, there he was! Not only is this to celebrate my 2 years of being on this site, but it is also to celebrate Sylent, who was recently banned. Everyone who knew him WILL miss him, because he was a fantastic poster here on tv.com.
This blog is dedicated to Sylent, and is brought to you by the letter "S".
- Posted Apr 25, 2009 10:52 am PT
- Category: N/A
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10Apr 09
Dragonball: Evolution the brutally honest review
Today is Friday, April 10th, the day Dragonball: Evolution is released, and me being the Dragonball fan I am, went to see the movie. Now, before I get things started, I almost went to see Hannah Montana: The Movie, but I didn't want to go alone, and I really wanted to see Dragonball: Evolution.
Synopsis *From movietickets.com*: Goku and a handful of friends battle for the Earth against the deadly forces of the Saiyans, who are sweeping across the universe, leaving a path of destruction. Goku and his friends' best chance for survival rests with the Namekian DragonBalls, which provide them the power to summon a mighty dragon.
Staring: Justin Chatwin, James Marsters, Emmy Rossum, Jamie Chung, Yun-Fat Chow
Run Time: 1hr. and 25 mins.
The brutally honest review: The movie stars off at Grandpa Gohan's place, and just gets interesting from there. It just so happens that it's Goku's 18th birthday, and for a gift, he gets, you guessed it, the 4-Star Dragonball. Without going into much more detail, stuff happens, and Goku finds himself on a journey to get all of the seven mystical Dragonballs to save the world from dangers that no mortal man would understand. Going into this movie, I wasn't expecting much, but I left thinking, "Wow, this is pretty good for a Dragonball movie!" It wasn't perfect, but it was good. The movie had some spots where you were wondering how what you just saw happened. Oh, and for all those wondering if the movie follows the Dragonball storyline, surprisingly, it kind of does. If you actually followed Dragonball, not DBZ, you'd probably enjoy this attempt at a Dragonball movie.
The final rating: Spidey gives Dragonball: Evolution, 4 "Golden Dragons" out of 5.
- Posted Apr 10, 2009 3:27 pm PT
- Category: N/A
- 14 Comments
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19Mar 09
I'm taking some time off... I'll be around every once an awhile, but I won't be on to do much of anything but the Draft Game for the WWE Raw thread. Speaking of that thread, it seems I'm hated by everyone over on those threads, so that's another main reason why I'm leaving. Incase you all want to know the story, here it is:
So a fellow member of the tv.com site was in a fued with me on the "RT" thread in the WWE Raw fourm, and he get the idea that to amp the storyline, he'd make an "Ihatespideynerd" account, and threaten my life using it. Seriously, who wouldn't report that? Any ways, in doint such, I played along on his "storyline", and when I reported the "Ihatespideynerd" account, the other tv.comer was banned, since one account was banned. And to top that off, the "RT" thread was closed down because of it all. Now everyone seems to blame me for the fall of the "RT" thread. Oh, and the reason why I took all this seriously, is because I have no life... I've been depressed for 2 years now, and I really can't help the way I feel about these things. My life is horrible, and people treat me like crap. I've gotten to the point where I just toy around with everything. I mean I don't even take life seriously anymore. May joining the "RT" thread was a bad idea for me, because I'm very much like the Spideynerd character I created there... I'm alone and confused, and I really hate life. I'm sorry if I ever made people get mad, but it's just because of how depressed I am. I really can't go into detail about how it all started, but if you really want to know, PM me, and I'll think about telling you.
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spideynerd
- Posted Mar 19, 2009 7:19 pm PT
- Category: N/A
- 27 Comments
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14Mar 09
Alright, everyone knows the rules, plus here's a new one, No Interent allowed unless I say so, unless you are trying to name the TV show's episode in the Television Category... Here are the current points:
Crulex- 33
Cpman- 21
Walkerdoug- 16
Enervator- 9
Slick- 2
SkinsFan- 2
Red- 2
Hornswaggle- 2
Category: Music *You all know the rules, songs are worth 2, musical songs are worth 3*
1.) Slow Chemical: "The wonder of the world is gone, I know for sure..." Finger Eleven *Crulex*
2.) Evolution Theme: "Yesterday's so long ago, don't agree with what I know..." Motorhead *Crulex*
3.) To be loved...: "Taking it back to a hard core level, you better be ready, put your pedal to the metal..." Papa Roach *Crulex*
4.) Burn in my light: "A nebula rising above from the black of decieving lies a new star is born now he brings you to light with his hands untied..." Mercy Drive *Crulex*
Category: Television *Everything is worth 2 points, but you can get bonus for episode name*
5.) Shawn: "No, this isn't the Janitor. This is the work of a diabolical master-villain..." Boy Meets World *Hornswaggle*
6.) Edge: "...I could have packed it up, I could have gone home. I could have cried, I could have looked for sympathy. But that's something all of you would have done. You're all like big fat failure turtles, you would have curled up in your shells of self-pity and disappointment! But that's not me. For me, failure is not an option..." WWE Raw *Crulex*
7.) "I can use my tongue in a lot more different ways that you!..."
8.) "He who hesitates sometimes gets punched in the face..."
Category: Movies *Everything is worth 2 points*
9.) "I'm glad you're back. Now I don't have to stab you..."
10.) John: "If I sat around here all day, I'd go insane..." The Marine *Crulex*
11.) Holt: "Actually, I prefer John McClane..." Behind Enemy Lines: Columbia *Cpman*
12.) Jack: "You know, I don't know who you are, and I don't care. But I don't play games..." The Condemned *Crulex*
Good Luck Everyone!
- Posted Mar 14, 2009 2:54 pm PT
- Category: N/A
- 13 Comments
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8Mar 09
You all know the rules, so let's begin...
Category: Music *Same as they always are*
1.) Hannah Montana: "Don't let no small frustration, ever bring you down..." Life's What You Make It *Cpman*
2.) Miley: "I probably shouldn't say this, but at times I get so scared..." 7 Things *Red*
3.) Hannah Montana: "Come on guys, tell me what your doing..." We Got the Party
4.) Miley: "I can almost see it, that dream I am dreaming..." The Climb *Crulex*
Category: Television: *Same as they always are... Bonus if you can guess the Episode name*
5.) Terry: "This time it really was Mr. Wayne. He needed a ride. His back again. Where's Dana?..." Batman Beyond: Unmasked *Cpman
6.) Blue Beatleborg: "You can say that again! I'm losing track of how many bad guys we've taken out today!..." Big Bad Beatleborgs
7.) Tai: "We got rid of Myotismon, so we can get rid of them too!..." Digimon: Enter the Dark Masters *Cpman*
8.) Naturto: "For him to use fire, earth, and water techniques... Is that even possible?..." Naruto episode: The Jinchuuriki of the sand *Cpman*
Category: Movies *Same as before*
9.) Fiona: "Play Margaritaville!..." Club Dread *Cpman*
10.) Farva: "Give me a double bacon cheeseburger..." Supertroopers *Cpman*
11.) George: "How do you think I feel having to look at you all the time?..." Final Destination
12.) Edward: "Yeah. Um... I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can Google it..." Twilight *Cpman*
Crulex- 19
Cpman- 19
Walkerdoug- 16
Enervator- 9
Slick- 2
SkinsFan- 2
Red- 2
Good Luck everyone!
- Posted Mar 8, 2009 5:16 pm PT
- Category: N/A
- 22 Comments
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5Mar 09
Alright, first things first, the last Quiz is OVER! With that said, here are the current points:
Crulex- 17
Walkerdoug- 16
Enervator- 9
Slick- 2
SkinsFan- 2
Cpman-2
Now, you all know the rules, so let's get this Quiz started!
Category: Music *Name the singer, if a movie name the fictional name, the song title, and IF a musical, name the musical. NOTE: Musicals are now worth 3 points*
1.) Max: "Take a sad song, and make it better..." Across the Universe, Hey Jude *Crulex*
2.) Danny: "I've got chills..." Grease, Your the one that I want *Enervator*
3.) Eminem: "... Let your body waddle, Don't act like a snobby model, you just hit the lotto..." Crack a Bottle *WalkerDoug*
4.) All American Rejects: "I wake up every evening, with a big smile on my face..." Gives you Hell *WalkerDoug*
Category: TV *Name the person who says the line, and the TV show name*
5.) Sock: "All right, listen to me. I'm not advocating violence here. But if you need to... uh... 'take care of Greg,' I know some people." Reaper *Crulex
6.) Sarah: "In the future my son will lead mankind in a war against Skynet, a computer system designed to destroy the world. It has sent machines back through time to kill him, one to protect him. Today we fight to stop Skynet from ever being created. To change our future. To change his fate. The war to save mankind begins now!" Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles *WalkerDoug*
7.) The Middleman: "No more monologuing, or I'll Swiss-cheese you on principle." The Middleman *WalkerDoug
8.) Wayne: "Yeah. Dear Pete, I'm sorry Dale bashed your brains in. Amen." The Riches *Cpman*
Category: Movies *Name the person who says the line, and the movie title*
9.) Regan/Demon: "Your mother's in here, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she gets it." The Exorcist
10.) Sgt. Tierney: "Ma'am, we didn't find any boy." Friday the 13th *WalkerDoug*
11.) Freddy: "I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy." A Nightmare on Elm Street *WalkerDoug*
12.) Dr. Loomis: "I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil." Halloween *WalkerDoug*
Bonus questions: *NO INTERNET FOR THIS ONE'S ONLY*
1.) How many people where killed in the original Friday the 13th? 10 *Crulex*
2.) What does the Middleman call Wendy Watson? Dubbie *Staning for WW, her best friend calls her Dub Dub*
3.) What's Sarah's son's name? John *Crulex*
4.) Who is the boy Dr. Loomis is talking about? Michael Myers *Crulex*
5.) Who has played Freddy in all of the "Nightmare" films? Robert Englund *Crulex*
6.) Name the two groups in Grease. T-Birds and Pink Ladies *Enervator*
7.) Name another All American Reject song. Dirty Little Secret *Crulex*
8.) Name Eminem's alter ego. Slim Shady *Crulex*
9.) As revealed in episode one of season two, who is Sock's step sister? Kristen
10.) Who are the REAL Riches, and what happens to them? A lovely knew couple who is killed by the Maloys... Who take their idenities.
And there you have it! Good luck to everyone!
- Posted Mar 5, 2009 8:05 am PT
- Category: N/A
- 24 Comments
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26Feb 09
Thanks to Tv.com Member, WalterDoug, I've come up with the idea of doing a quiz, to test everyone's knowledge of tv shows, as well as music, and with Music comes Musicals, and movies.
Rules: Each quote will be worth Two points, one for naming who said it, and one for naming where it came from. If I ask a question, it will be worth One point, unless it's a two part question. Each Quiz will consist of 12 questions/quotes and will continue until all of them are solved. The Internet IS allowed, but is frowned upon.
Ok, those are the rules, so here are the questions/quotes:
Category: Music(al) *Name the singer, and the name of the song or movie*
1. Phantom: "Sing once again with me..." Phantom of the Oprea *Crulex*
2. Max *Anderson*: "What would you do if I sang out of tune?..." Across the Universe
3. Brittney Spears: "There's only two types of people in the world..." Circus *Crulex*
4. Pink: "I guess I just lost my boyfriend, I don't know where he went..." So What *Crulex
Category: Tv Shows *Name who said it, and what show it's from*
5. Jack: "We've got to go back..." Lost *Enervator
6. Bizarro: "I'm you, only a little more bizzare..." Smallville *Enervator*
7. Heidi: "Does everyone know what time it is?..." Home Improvement *SkinsFan*
8. Bizarro: "I'm so happy I could fly..." Smallville
Category: Movies
9. Matt: "Now that I'm an offical band geek and all..." Band Camp
10. The Joker: "Why so serious?..." The Dark Knight *Walterdoug*
11. Jim: "What does it feel like?..." American Pie
12. Drew: "Oh yeah, well you haven't seen Shaq act!..." Scary Movie *Slick*
Points:
Crulex- 6
Enervator- 4
Walterdoug- 2
Slick- 2
SkinsFan- 2
Good luck everyone!!!
- Posted Feb 26, 2009 2:46 pm PT
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13Feb 09
Happy Friday the 13th everyone! With that said, today I went to see the new Friday the 13th movie, and I must tell you that it was pretty good. I won't get into much detail on the movie, since I may give the movie away, but I will tell you that it isn't a remake, at all... So expect new things. I'll give the movie 4.5 "Dope smoking teens" out of 5, for a predictable ending.
On my Birthday, *February 1st* I went and saw, My Bloody Valentine in 3D, and since tomorrow is Valentine's Day, I thought it would be great to talk about it! The movie was amazing, but the 3D really added to it. The movie was amazing, and since I never saw the original, I can't tell you what to expect... But do see it if you haven't. I give the movie 5 "3D awesomeness" out of 5.
And now, since it is Friday the 13th, here are some rules on what not to do in a horror film, just incase Jason appears at your door step tonight.
Rule #1: Never, under any circumstance drink or do drugs.
Rule #2: Ladies, keep your tops on.
Rule #3: NO SEX!!!
Rule #4: If you say, "I'll be right back", you are almost certain not to come back.
Rule #5: Always make sure that your car has a fresh battery so it will start immediately in times of crisis.
Rule #6: When you're searching a house because you think there's something dangerous there, for God's sake turn the bloody lights on!
Rule #7: If you're running from the axe wielding psycho path, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are a female. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the freak is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.
Rule #8: Big breasts and blonde hair are a death-wish.
Rule #9: Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you are doing.
Rule #10: If you find a town which looks deserted, it's probably for a good reason. Take the hint and stay away.
Rule #11: Don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
Rule #12: Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.Rule #13: Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.
Rule #14: If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, that was once a church that was used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed necrophilia or satanic practices, move away immediately.
Rule #15: Always check the back seat of your car.
Rule #16: If on a stormy night, you find a window open which you thought was previously closed, do not close it. It may be your only way out when whatever has come in through it is chasing you.
Rule #17: If you come into possession of a strange old artifact and any exotic person (old wizened oriental, gypsy, indian medicine man) warns you to do/not do something, do not do just the opposite in order to demonstrate how silly they are.
Rule #18: Anniversary nights of executions, horrible murders, or terrifying rituals should be viewed with fear. Especially on the spot where the event took place. Most especially on even century anniversaries. And certainly if you or a friend is somehow descended from one of the original participants.
Rule #19: If your friend turns into a demon and then suddenly turns back to normal, kill them because they are not normal!
Rule #20: Kill the person in the group who suggests that you split up. They will eventually get you killed.
Rule #21: Never be with the group who plays vicious pranks on the shy strange new kid, those pranksters will soon meet their doom and often in a horribly gory way.
Rule #22: Go ahead and slap the screaming hysterical girl, she will be the one to distract everyone when there really is danger.
Rule #23: Nothing is ever over if it is still night-time.
Rule #24: Take heed of all warnings from animals and children. They usually know more than you do.
Rule #25: Never run to the top floor of any building if you are being chased by a maniac/monster. Your only way out will be to jump.
Rule #26: Never publicly announce your plans for the future if you make it out alive. It guarantees that you have no future.
Rule #27: Never under any circumstances run upstairs if you are being chased.
Rule #28: When it appears that you have killed the Psycho Path, never check to see if it's really dead.
Rule #29: Never stand in, on, above, below, beside or anywhere near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum or any other house of the dead.
Rule #30: Do not take nothin from the dead.
Rule #31: Stay away from certain geographical locations. Such as: Amityville, Elm Street, Camp Crystal Lake, Transylvania, Nilbog, the Bermuda Triangle or any small town in Maine.
Rule #32: Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, lawnmowers, butane torches, smoldering irons, band saws or any (possibly deathly) device made from deceased companions.
Rule #33: Listen closely to the soundtrack and pay attention to the audience. They are usually far more intelligent than you could ever hope to be.
Rule #34: Always be nice to the shy, quiet, unpopular girl in school.
Rule #35: Never watch a horror movie while you're in a horror movie.
Rule #36: When battling zombies, always sever their head or shoot them in the brain. If you don't, they'll still want to eat you after that, so just surrender. There's no hope for you anyway.
Rule #37: If you're the annoying person that no-body likes and in a crap cheapo horror movie, please make a documentary that requires you to hike through the woods while looking for a witch that leaves stick figures hanging in trees, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Rule #38: Never say "Who's there?" Its a death wish.
Rule #39: If you DO happen to get killed, make sure it's in a cheap low-budget gore-fest with no plot, so you can come back in the sequel and kick ass, no explanation needed.Rule #40: Never answer the phone or door, under ANY circumstances.
*Thank you area51newmexico.com for the majority of these rules*
Well, there you have it... Follow those rules, and you should live to the sequel... If there is one...
Have a nice day,
Spidey
- Posted Feb 13, 2009 2:43 pm PT
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31Jan 09
Tomorrow/today, whenever you read this... Is Super Bowl Sunday, and not only is it Super Bowl Sunday, but it is my birthday. I'll be turning the magic number of 17, and will now be legally able to buy and see R rated films by myself. I've already got my gifts, since my mom took me out to pick them out... I got Edge: A Decade of Decadance, and the Voices soundtrack because I couldn't wait for iTunes to put it up.
Now, enough about me... It's time for the Super Bowl. This year we get the mighty underdogs the Cardinals, and the almight Steelers. I honestly won't be watching this superbowl, because I hate both teams... However, I say the Cards will pull off the win, even though I wouldn't be surprised if the Steelers win.
Oh, and one more thing, to all the roundtablers who read this, remember Sunday will be another party day... It will celebrate the Super Bowl and my birthday, thank you.
- Posted Jan 31, 2009 6:35 pm PT
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24Jan 09
Thanks to JandSman, I've decided I needed to post a blog like this, so I will... *NOTE: These are all my opinions, and I don't expect most people to agree with some of my picks*
Best Tag Team of the year: Miz and Morrison!!! They pretty much had two title reigns, and dominated the whole time.
Runner up: Carlito and Primo, the two won the tag titles from Hawkins and Ryder and have brought life to the WWE Tag titles since
Worst Tag Team of the year: Hawkins and Ryder, these two made Smackdown look bad... The only good thing they had going for them was the whole "Edgeheads" deal
Runner up: Kofi and Punk, I don't even see the point of these two teaming up.
Best Mid-Carder of the year: The Big Show!!! Mr. Show dominated SD! with his awesome strength
Runner up: Santino, although he was involved with Beth, he hardly did much, but he was quite entertaining
Worst Mid-Carder of the year: MVP, he had potential, but the WWE put him on the stupid losing streak thing, and he's been weak since
Runner up: THE Brian Kendrick, he could be the US champ right now, but thanks to stupidity on his part, he is now trying to win the tag titles
Jobber of the year: Dolph Ziggler!!! The phrase, "Hi, my name is Dolph Ziggler!" is a common thing on Raw, and although he screwed up after his "debut", he deserves the title of "Jobber of the year"
Runner up: Jamie Noble, he makes losing look so fun...
Honorable mention: Kung Fu Naki... Nuff said
Best Diva of the year: Kelly Kelly!!! She improved more then any other diva in the WWE
Runner up: Beth Pheniox, she flat out dominated the divison
Worst Diva of the year: Victoria, I don't think she even pulled off a win... She was truely wasted talent wise, and should have been the first to have the Butterfly belt
Runner up: Maria, she hasn't improved one bit
Best Main Eventer of the year: Randy Orton!!! He made the punt what it is today... He also formed a legacy that is simply... PRICELESS
Runner up: The Rated "R" Superstar, Edge... He controlled "La Familia", and married the love of his life... He even pinned Triple H for the WWE Championship
Worst Main Eventer of the year: John Cena, I mean he wins the Rumble, and loses at Wrestle Mania 24... He then is injured, AGAIN, and instantly wins the title when he returns, how dumb is that?
Runner up: Mark Henry, I know he may be classified as a Mid-Carder, but he's a main eventer on ECW, and he's boring... He hasn't done much of anything but win the ECW title, only to lose it to Matt Hardy...
- Posted Jan 24, 2009 9:39 pm PT
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6Jan 09
Well, this new year has been intersting so far, I'll say that. Here is a list of my current "firsts" for the year:
First TV Show: A Rerun of Drawn Together, I watched it at midnight on the dot, atleast that's what it was in Nebraska...
First Song: The Drawn Together theme song... But as far as an actual song, Hey Jude- The Across the Universe edition
First food: Tortilla chips
First day of school: 1/5/09
First headache: 1/5/09
First Tv.com visit: 1/2/09
and finally, First movie: The Dark Knight, which I watched on 1/3/09 with my brother... After having the movie for over a week. I've watched it twice since getting it, bring my total to three... And yes, I do plan on watching it several more times.
If any one hasn't viewed Across the Universe yet, I highly recommend it. The movie is based completely from Beatle songs, and is fantasticly done. Last year it was definatly my most viewed movie, with Sweeney Todd coming in second.
Well, since school has started again, my life is back to being boring, although the two week break I had consisted of watching movies and playing my brand new PS3, mainly Metal Gear Solid 4... Oh, and speaking of, it anyone has Metal Gear Solid 4, or Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe for the PS3, and want to face me or something, just ask for my PSN ID, or visit Gamespot and look at my sig.
Well, I guess this is it for now... So until the next time, this is Spidey, signing off.
- Posted Jan 6, 2009 4:04 pm PT
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20Dec 08
Happy Holidays to everyone... Now let's get to the good stuff. After Christmas I will be a proud own of one of these:
That's right, a PS3! And if "Santa Claus" delivers the goods this year, I'll have this game to play on it, Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe. Also, if my folks got the right PS3 pack, then this game comes with it:
I've heard nothing but good things about this game, and I've always wanted to play it as well.
Now, enough about my Chrirstmas, for for it is now time to do the first annual Spidey's best of '08!
Best Song: Love Lockdown by Kanye West, Runner up: Womanizer by Britney Spears
Best Video Game: Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots, Runner up: Grand Theft Auto 4
Best Tv show: Smallville *IMO*, Runner up: Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles *IMO*
and finally, Best Movie: The Dark Knight, Runner up: Iron Man
Well, there you have it, the end of the year wrap up. I hope everyone has a great rest of the year, and I'll see you all next year!
*Note, of course I'll still be around these remaining days of this year*
- Posted Dec 20, 2008 11:24 am PT
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22Nov 08
Ok, can someone explain that to me, please?
Now, as to the REAL point of this blog... Tonight I went to see Bolt, and I must say, that the movie was AMAZING! I know, I know, most of you are like "Doesn't he always think that?", and although that may be true... You must know, that this is the first animated Disney movie I have watched since "The Incredible's", and is the only one I actually cared about seeing. Now with that said, let's get to my review of "Bolt".
The movie started off with a bang, and ended with a bang. It had humor through out, and was a really great movie that brought out the little kid in me. The voice acting was amazing, and it was great hearing Miley Cyrus and John Travolta on the big screen again, well, Miley for the first time... The movie really had no weakness to it, and and know some people will disagree with me, but it really was great. In honor of The Red Robin, I give this movie... 5 super dogs out of 5.
On another note, as you can all tell, I'm back from NYC, and I must say, the city is HUGE! I got myself a lot of nice gifts, including Smackdown vs Raw 2009, which I got at the big Toys 'R Us store, and I got free DX action figures with the game. The game is better then I thought it would be, however, I got the game for the PS2, so it is really glitchy, and I have yet to see the AMAZING graphics of the Xbox 360's version... I'd give the game 4 glitchy wrestling goodness out of 5... Any ways, back to the trip... I also got to see "The Lion King" on broadway, and I must say that it was spectacular. But the best part of the whole trip was having a tour of the whole city, and we even got to see John Lennon's memorial, which was an amazing sight that I will never forget.
So, what has everyone been up to these days? I know I've been super busy with school work and what not... So what about you all?
And now, to start something new, since I've been seeing a lot of other people do it...
Song of the Day: Love Lockdown by Kanye West
Video of the Day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAiBe7wzrkM
Movie of the Day: Bolt
Until next time... Spidey, out!
- Posted Nov 22, 2008 7:54 pm PT
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