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5Oct 08
Here are my top 5 changes....
Well I actually just have 3
1. Be able to select a region/country and not be forced to view the region/country you presently live in
2. Change the Site back to the way it used to be
3. Get rid of the white background as its blinding
I have to say I am not happy with the current site, and it would have been nice to know in advance of what they were going to do and ask our opinion first.Even though I live in the UK I like to see what is being shown currently in the States, so I can keep up with it etc. I just really want tv.com/cbs to give the user a choice of what region/country they want to view and not be forced to view the countries TV of which they live.
- Posted Oct 5, 2008 2:23 am PT
- Category: Opinion
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24Sep 08
This topic has been locked. You cannot post in it.
Yes this is what you get when you try to ask questions as to why if you are in the Uk you get to see UK tv listings...someone starts a thread then someone blocks it.
Why I dont know its a simple question.... so please someone in authority answer it instead of blocking it...
- Posted Sep 24, 2008 9:14 pm PT
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19Sep 08
Hellow eveyone,
I have signed onto tv.com today to find that I get UK TV istings, why?? and information about UK tv shows???I can get that info from the TV and Satalite guide.
I like this site as I get to see what is on the US, I like to see what is happening in the US not the UK..
It seems I dont have a choice. Please help...
can I change to just see US listings?? even though I live in the UK....
I only want to see what is on in the US not the UK.
I do not want to sign on and look at UK soaps etc.....
I like the old format. bring back the old tv.com
thanks
- Posted Sep 19, 2008 4:29 pm PT
- Category: General
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19Sep 08
Hi there,
If I have to see each time I sign on to tv.com, the tv series I hate displayed I am going to throw up..
- Posted Sep 19, 2008 4:20 pm PT
- Category: General
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28Jun 07
Sorry Guys...
I have n been around much..I recently started to work for my self...and business recently just got manic.
I have not had time to be on TV.com so I apologise for not commenting and reading blogs...and I have just got a new Client and I am busy doing some training..
So I will try to pop over to your blogs
but please stay with me..
things will calm down ( I hope)
I WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL SOON
So I luvs ya all....
OH and just to let you all know
DJ_MRT had
a car accident on Monday
in Turkey..the car rolled over a few times and him and his family had to spend time in the hospital. ( there was DJ,his wife, his son, and his mother in the Car)
They are all bruised, they hurt obviously ..(his son is Okay thank god ) as you would expect if your car had rolled over a few times..the only one really hurt was his mother..she has hurt her back..its not serious but very painful, she has to wear some sort of corset for the next 4 - 6 weeks.
So you must all go and wish himwell..he is on Bed Rest!!
So I am sure he would love it if we all went to his bed to see him...ha ha ha ha
Iam sure he would love it if you commented on his blog..
So everyone take care
and see ya soon
bye for now
luvs
Sharon xxxxx
- Posted Jun 28, 2007 10:51 am PT
- Category: General
- 27 Comments
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11Jun 07
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters.
They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but: "Nescafe"!
Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.

It said: "Good till the last drop".
Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Rothmans"
Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the pack: "Extra Long. King Size"

She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "South African Airways"
Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for SAA.

The ad said: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
Mom fainted..!!!!!
THE PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY GETS
UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET;
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY AND THAT SHE
WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND
I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE
CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE SITTING IN FIRST THAT BELONGS IN
ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE
SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON
AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE
WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO
REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED
TO A BLONDE & I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH,
I'M SORRY."
SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID
TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
WAIT 4 IT?!?!??
I TOLD HER, "FIRST " ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON!
Happy Monday Girls...
Well thats it from me lots of work to do and too little time to do it in...
Have a great day.
Love
Sharon xxxx
- Posted Jun 11, 2007 6:11 am PT
- Category: Humor
- 53 Comments
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4Jun 07
Hi Everyone..

This is a short blog as i just dont seem to have any time today, but i just wanted to return the favour and give Lin a picture back..after she very kindly gave me a picture in her blog
and I wanted to give Entity her prize for being first on my blog yesturday..
So first this is for Lin (LMH68..)

Now I am sure Lin will enjoy getting them all clean....
oh and Lin i found this..(we had a little chat earlier about these..)..nice butts...

and for Entity..

Now dont go drinking it all at once...
Oh and this is for Joey...

And I thought JD might like this for arranging great Saturday night entertainment..

so thats all folks
So yes thats it..but please feel free to comment about anything you want...
And if my Dream Lover is out there...
I'll be waiting in the Usual Place..
possibly dressed like this..


So have a great Monday.....

Love Sharon xxx- Posted Jun 4, 2007 7:43 am PT
- Category: General
- 62 Comments
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3Jun 07
Howdy Partners
Now my blog title is a song..first to guess it wins a prize...
Well its a beautiful day here in little old South Oxfordshire(thats were I live)
So I will make this blog quite short..as the Sun is waiting for me...
So for your entertainment i have some nibbles for you..
and some of these..
So.....
Now Yes Where Have all The Cowboys Gone??
well i found them here...of all places
Never thought I would find them there.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkp9OXAVD88

and
Then I found these hotties
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybXwxyK81IY
and then I found Cowboys doing this..its amazing ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7yqlTMvp8
and so the boys dont feel left out...a little something for you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqs_tRVly40
Now for some Cowboy Jokes
A cowboy is riding across the plains of the old west, when he is captured by Indians. The tribe puts him on trial for crimes against the Indian Nation, and he is found guilty.
"You have been sentenced to death," said the Chief, "but, as is our custom, you have three wishes to make as your last requests."
The cowboy thought for a minute and said, "Well, for my first wish, I'll need my horse."
"Give him his horse," said the Chief.
The cowboy whispered something into the horse's ear, and the horse took off like a shot across the prairie. Twenty minutes later, the horse returned with a beautiful blonde woman on its back. The cowboy looked at this, shrugged his shoulders, and helped the young lady off the horse. He then took her into the woods and had his way with her.
"Second wish," said the Chief.
"I'll need my horse again," said the cowboy.
"Give him his horse," said the Chief.
Once again, the cowboy whispered into the horse's ear, and once again the horse rode off over the prairie. Thirty minutes later, the horse returned with a beautiful brunette on its back.
The cowboy looked up and shrugged, helped the young lady off the horse, and went into the woods, same reason as before.
"This is your last wish," said the Chief, "make it a good one."
"I'll need my horse again."
"Give him his horse," said the Chief.
The cowboy grabbed each side of the horse's head, and put his face right up to the horse's.
"I said POSSE!"*********************************
Glad We Have Chapstick...
The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff.
"Howdy, stranger..."
"Howdy, Sheriff..."
The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss were the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, and stepped up on the walk and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon. "Hold on there, Mister..."
"Sheriff?"
"Did I just see what I think I just saw?"
"Reckon you did, Sheriff...I got me some powerful chapped lips..."
"And that cures them?" the Sheriff asked."
Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' em.And finally ...
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.
He was a man of the world and she was an innocent bride with
no experience.
On the first night of their honeymoon the couple washed up
and started to get ready for bed. When they get into bed,
they start exploring each other's bodies.
Things are going fine until the bride discovers her
husband's penis "Oh my", she says, "What is that?"
"Well, darlin", the cowboy says, "That's ma rope".
She slides her hands further down and gasps.
"Oh my goodness. What's them?" she asks.
"Honey, them's my knots", he answers.
Finally, the couple begin to make love. After several minutes,
the bride says, "Stop honey. Wait a minute".
Her husband, panting a little, asks, "What's the matter honey?
Am I hurting you?"No", the bride replies. "Just undo them damn knots.
I need more rope!"
So we are at the end of my Blog....I hope you all enjoyed it....

Yes we do..... So I hope you all

have a great Sunday...
Luvs Ya...Sharon.....
- Posted Jun 3, 2007 3:19 am PT
- Category: Humor
- 43 Comments
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1Jun 07
Howdy Partners....
.Well I thought I would keep the Western Theme...


Now my blog wouldn't be my blog without some eye candy...
so first some for the gals..
Now I really like the horse
and
and
Now so the guys dont feel left out I have something special for you but give it a minute to get warmed up ..!
and same with this one ..needs time to get going...
and if that wasn't enough here is something for you to take away..
Now for all those propective Cowboys out there..take notice of this
Now with all these Cowboys lately I had A wonderful Dream last night..well I thought it was a dream
but when I woke up
I found these at the bottom of my bed..
Boots..but thats not all i found this hat aswell
and these spurs
So if there is a cowboy out there...who left these things
please come back ..tonight !!!!
I will be waiting...

Now this next picture I thought was just sexy..

No you are not mad..there is no body to go with these boots
but its the imagination of what could be in them!!
(let your mind wonder.....and wonder ...it will come to you.....)
Well you all probably dont know this..but I learnt how to ride a horse when I was 10 yrs old..well the English way of riding anyway..then in 1990 I Had to opportunity to go the States to a ranch and I learnt how to ride Western..which is so different..I loved it
It was so much fun ..it felt free..relaxed..and easy...and that is the only way i will ride now.
There are very few Western places to ride in the UK
I got to go back a few times ..then the last time i rode was just outside of Vegas a few years ago..
I loved it..there is no other way to ride..I got the boots and the hat...just waiting ......
I love to ride so fast that you can feel the wind rush around you. and there is just you and this horse ....there is nothing like it.


So I am nearly at the end of my blog..not as interesting as my last one..but i havn't had alot of time lately..(sorry Emilia)..
hey these boots where made for riding western...
Well yes the end is so near.....fooled ya.....no its here
I have to go as my Dream Lover Becons me...
and I cannot disappoint him

So I luvs ya and catch ya all laters..
Love
Sharon

- Posted Jun 1, 2007 1:32 pm PT
- Category: Humor
- 60 Comments
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30May 07
Hi everyone.
Well the weather here In the South of England (that's me) doesn't seem to be getting any better. It feels cold and I am back to wearing the Pink Fluffy socks..! So I thought... what would cheer me up? COWBOYS!!!....yeeehaaaaaaa
Now alot of this is for the gals but i will have something for the boys...
Yes Cowboys..now this ones got what it takes
and so does this one....
Howdy right back at ya.....
I even love Country Music...
....!!??and then of course you have to take care of the animals..

Warning Ladies check this out...be careful while you are shopping..I keep getting scammed...!!!

and i will get scammed over and over again...!!!!!
Now here are a few for the boys..
And of course we cannot forget the sexiest pair of cowboys of 2006......
and because of this wonderful movie..yes I cried in the end...there is this And seeing that we are on the subject of Cowboys. still....I do love a good Western...and the Spaghetti Westerns are my ultimate favourites..

and 

Sergio Leone just had a great vision...and of course these films..
and 
Now I am warning you all now...these next segments you might find boring...( you dont have to read it) I just love this particular Director and Composer so much....
The soundtracks to all of the films are fantastic...all composed by Ennio Morrincone..born in Rome on 10th November 1928.
Ennio who attended the same lessons as director Sergio Leone with whom he would form one of the great director/composer partnerships (right up there with Eisenstein & Prokofiev, Hitchcock & Herrmann, Fellini & Rota), Ennio Morricone studied at Rome's Santa Cecilia Conservatory, where he specialized in trumpet. His first film scores were relatively undistinguished, but he was hired by Leone for Per un pugno di dollari (1964) on the strength of some of his song arrangements. His score for that film, with its sparse arrangements, unorthodox instrumentation (bells, electric guitars, harmonicas, the distinctive twang of the jew's harp) and memorable tunes, revolutionized the way music would be used in Westerns, and it is hard to think of a post-Morricone Western score that doesn't in some way reflect his influence. Although his name will always be synonymous with the spaghetti Western, Morricone has also contributed to a huge range of other film genres: comedies, dramas, thrillers, horror films, romances, art movies, exploitation movies -making him one of the film world's most versatile artists. He has written nearly 400 film scores, so a brief summary is impossible, but his most memorable work includes the Leone films, Roland Joffé's The Mission (1986), Brian De Palma's The Untouchables (1987) and Giuseppe Tornatore's Nuovo cinema Paradiso (198
, Once Upon a Time in America (1984).If you havn't seen Once Upon a time in American or Cinema Paradiso..you should.....go rent them now....
Sergio Leone (Born 3rd January 1929 - Died 30th April 1989)
He was virtually born into the cinema - the son of Roberto Roberti (aka Vincenzo Leone), one of Italy's cinema pioneers, and actress Bice Waleran. Leone entered films in his late teens, working as an assistant director to both Italian directors and American directors working in Italy (usually making Biblical and Roman epics, much in vogue at the time). Towards the end of the 1950s he started writing screenplays, and began directing.
Leone wanted Henry Fonda or Charles Bronson to take the lead in A fist full of Dollars, but couldn't afford them. The two sequels, Per qualche dollaro in più (1965) and Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il (1966), were shot on much higher budgets and were even more successful, though his masterpiece, C'era una volta il West (196
, in which Leone finally worked with Fonda and Bronson, was mutilated by Paramount Pictures and flopped at the US box office. (But it is such a brilliant movie). He directed Giù la testa (1971) reluctantly, and turned down offers to direct The Godfather (1972) in favor of his dream project, which became Once Upon a Time in America (1984). He died in 1989 after preparing an even more expensive Soviet co-production on the World War II siege of Leningrad.Sergio Leone also assisted in quite a number of other famous movies but was never credited for them..some of them were..
Sodom and Gomorrah (1962) (second unit director) (uncredited)
Ben-Hur (1959) (second unit director) (uncredited)
The Nun's Story (1959) (assistant director)
Quo Vadis (1951) (second unit director) (uncredited)
Helen of Troy (1956) (second unit director) (uncredited)So now that I have so bored you all silly i will get back to some eye candy.....

Hey Handsome yes i am and I aint checking out.
...

Oh there is one more film I really like..
Nothing to do with the fact that Russell Crowe is in it.....he did look sexy in it and so did Sharon Stone...
Mind due I think she looked her best in The Specialist.(1994) (what a shower sceen that film had) with Sly Stallone.

And Partners thats it..so enjoy your day...Luva ya...Sharon - Posted May 30, 2007 11:11 am PT
- Category: Humor
- 62 Comments
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28May 07

Oh you just wouldn't believe the weather here in the South Of England...Last night the rain and wind was really loud.( if rain and wind can be loud?)all my plants look like they have been hit by a Tornado..It definately feels like its November and not May!!!I have had to put all the heating back on..as it feels so cold..i have my favourite pair of woolly pink socks on.. Nice aren't they?Oh Yes I

need a hug to keep warm.....
I have just finshed that quiz...that everyone seems to be doing i stole it from Greta...so here you are Quiz
Oh I found this on my travels..ever done a jigsaw puzzel and when you got to the end ..this happens..!!.(its for the ladies)
I also found this joke that made me laugh ....
And I dont really pray as a rule but i found this new prayer...to say at bedtime...(ladies only)So that prayer let me to this...little gem
..not sure where i picked it up from ..but just a little inspiration to all us single girls out there.......
So what have I done to day...well SOD ALL...as I say.....I have managed to get out of bed though today..I am showered and dressed...in the above wolly socks and pink fleece track suit...I just love pink....I am just going to embark on a Star Trek DVD fest...I think that will be the only thing that can lift my mood...Joey did offer some other form of activity... but that didnt work.!!...(sorry Joey)
so this is for you....
....ha ha ha ...Just found that the Ipcress File is on SKy Movies...havn't seen that movie in years..and one of the best Spy thrillers ever. ....
So I leave you all to enjoy the rest of the holiday weekend and hope you are all having better weather than I am...
So I will catch you all later and oh ...I am drinking Chardonnay again..so i must be getting a little better...

Yes indeedy....
luvs Sharon

- Posted May 28, 2007 8:54 am PT
- Category: General
- 42 Comments
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27May 07


Yes Its Raining and Its Pouring and i have decided that i am going to stay in bed all day as I feel sad......I just do....



and i am going to eat all the things that are bad for me.

Like.........



(how did he get in my bed?)

And here are some Bed Jokes for you all....
I have just finished watching....
and I enjoyed it..it was full of double crosses after double cross and i lost track of it for a while but it was funny.....and of course Johnny Depp is brilliant....and Orlando Bloom is gorgeous in it..I must say in real life ..yes I have met Orlando Bloom ..at Heathrow Airport...we had a little chat.... he just looks like a normal guy.....
...So I am now going to watch the end of the Monte Carlo Grand Prix..then Dr Who which i recorded last night and snuggle back into my warm bed...and let the weather take its course.....


So catch you all later...
Luvs Ya...

TTFN
Sharon .......

Edit....well its now been 5 hours since i wrote this blog and its STILL raining and after eating all those things i shouldnt have..NOW FEEL SICK....
and I dont even want to drink any Chardonnay..

PS.....this is for the ladies...
Does my bum look big in this?????
xxxxxx
- Posted May 27, 2007 6:44 am PT
- Category: General
- 29 Comments
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19May 07
Well yes another Weekend is Upon us...
I have gone up a level...yehhh I am now a Church Lady....

So what Plans do I have...well a little gardening to start with..its the first day with no rain so i can now mow the lawn and plant a few plants...and the highlight of my evening is to watch Dr Who.( accompanied by some Chardonnay of course)...tomorrow however i have a busy day..out for lunch with friends...then back to mine for drinkies in the garden ..weather permitting of course...

So before i get started i have a few videos to share with you..now these are for the ladies..yes you all know who you are...and for Joey and Marksvigil ....

First one..I love the music with this one its by Enigma..if there was ever an album to GET IT ON WITH it is this one..
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tugvwMAxSR8]
Now this next one just made me laugh...the song came out got about 12 years ago...and it was banned in a few countries. It mainly circulated in Europe...but it reminds me of so much.( a great summer holiday that year!!)..so again this is for the ladies....
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdEExW-3YYI]
So I leave you with these to enjoy...

Luvs Ya
Sharon xxxxxTTFN...
- Posted May 19, 2007 4:54 am PT
- Category: Nature
- 43 Comments
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13May 07
Hi to all of you.....I hope you are having a great weekend..and all the Mums are being pampered...
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business
flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a
piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he
knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a
country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to
purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a
remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to
understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything
to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said t o his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed
says.........."HEBREWS"
God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
And of course my blog would not be complete without a Half Naked Man...so...come and get him.......


So you all have a great day...and to be more daring follow these links.........
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u301/shazza62/tn_p2043-1.jpg
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u301/shazza62/rusty.jpg
Luvs Ya......
Sharon .xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Posted May 13, 2007 11:16 am PT
- Category: Humor
- 30 Comments
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9May 07
Yes I Am Back............its only been 5 days but it feels like weeks....I dont think i will be able to read everyones blogs for the past 5 days so I will just read the ones starting today....
For those of you who dont know it was a Holiday weekend here in the UK...and I had a friend come and stay..who very kindly helped me get my garden in to shape..We Gardened, We BBQ'd, We Drank and we were merry....only wish the weather would have been nicer.. My Friend left this morning ..so now the house is empty just me and the Cat....this makes the cat happy as he hates anyone being here....He now has his side of the sofa back...
So catch you all soon
Luvs

Sharon xx
- Posted May 9, 2007 12:23 pm PT
- Category: News
- 27 Comments
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2May 07
Hello everyone...sorry today has just been really crasy,......I am sorry to everyone.....if I have not commented on your blogs.....I have unexpected guests for the weekend..and its a Holiday Weekend...Here....I have so much to do and so little time...I have a new job ...Yes a new job...cannot tell you about it yet.(but I will)...but its all happened in One Day... also my dear friend who lost her father in January who has just closed herself off from everyone since then has decided to come to me, and is coming on MOnday we are going out for a lovely BBQ lunch at this great old country pub that I love( pics will follow as it is amazing)...also its an added bonus that she knows my old friend who is coming for the weekend..so i know that they will get on...
I am dizzie just thinking about the things I have to do. No More lounging around on my Lounger drinking chardonnay...I have to get myself together. and the house and the garden.....I have to have everything just perfect for my guests....so if i am not around for the next few days and over the weekend ..I apologise now..........but I will catch up ...Promise.....I will take pictures....I have just Thursday and Friday Am to get the garden and house Organised ( as my friend is arriving on Friday at 2 pm)....and its a big job.....and I have so much food and wine shopping to do.....plus housework and gardening,..!! I really need a time machine or just a time Dilation field to just slow time just a little so i can fit everything in..(sorry too much Stargate watching..). so I bid you all a fantastic weekend....and catch you all on Tuesday....TTFN.....

Luvs Sharon ...
- Posted May 2, 2007 1:10 pm PT
- Category: News
- 17 Comments
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1May 07
Well Hello Everybody....thought i would throw a little Pilot Humour your way today.......dont think i have told any of you but i have worked in the Airline Industry for over 20 years..and the stories i can tell you...these are just a few...
San Jose Tower Noted:
"American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are
able... If not able, take the Guadeloupe exit off Highway 101, make a right
at the lights and return to the airport."
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Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency
124.7"
Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after
we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway."
Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact
Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?"
Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we
copied Eastern... we've already notified our caterers"
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The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a
short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking
location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was
with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following
exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call
sign Speedbird 206":
Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."
Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."
The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been
to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944 -- but I didn't land."
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O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a
Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, eastbound."
United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the little
Fokker in sight."
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A Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the
following:
Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."
Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in
Germany. Why must I speak English?"
Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because
you lost the bloody war!!"
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While taxiing at London Gatwick, the crew of a US Air flight departing for
Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An
irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, Screaming:
"US Air 2771, where the hell are you going?! I told you to turn right onto
Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's
difficult for you to tell the difference between C' and D', but get it
right!" Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting
hysterically: "God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to
sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to! You
can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour and I want
you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You
got that, US Air 2771?"
"Yes ma'am," the humbled crew responded.
Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent
after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging
the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every
cockpit out in Gatwick was definitely running high.
Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone,
asking: "Wasn't I married to you once?"Well thats it from me ....Weather is gorgeous again so I am in the garden....sees you all later .....
Luvs
Sharon.....
_________________________________________________________________- Posted May 1, 2007 5:44 am PT
- Category: Humor
- 21 Comments
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30Apr 07
Happy Monday Ladies...... This is where i get get my car cleaned....best way i KNOW OF....
just follow the links
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and there is more ...this is my personal favourite.......
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and the last one.......
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Well thats it for washing the car....
I hope you all have a wonderful day..the sun is hot here and I am in the Garden with the Chardonnay..so catch you all later
...Luvs as always
Sharon xx

- Posted Apr 30, 2007 8:56 am PT
- Category: Humor
- 32 Comments
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27Apr 07
Hello Everyone thought i would follow everyone else.....another quizzy thing.....
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery? No,
Ever made a prank phone call? No but I got someone else to call up London Zoo and ask for a Mr. G. Raff
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Last Summer
Ever thrown up in public? Yes on my 18th Birthday Drank too much Pernod and Blackcurrent juice...cannot go near the stuff now.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes..I do (cannot tell story as I might get banned)
Did you have long hair as a child? Yes
Most embarrassing song in your mp3 player? Dont think I have one.
Do you trust people easily? No it takes time
Have you ever been in a mosh pit? Dont know what one is so maybe NO
Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes i can only sleep on the right side...
Do you have a good luck charm? No
First thought when your alarm goes off? Are you kidding me is it that time already...???I then push the snooze button.
Are your parents still together? yes
Bungee jumping or sky diving? Sky diving, I love open spaces.
Chips or popcorn? Now is that American chips or english chips...well i will go for Cheese and Onion flavoured Crisps (aka Chips)
Orange juice or apple juice? OJ, Particularly if it's full of bits.
Being a millionaire or finding true love? Millionaire of course...
Pepsi Or Coke? Neither.
Chocolate Or Vanilla? Vanilla.
Day Or Night? Day
Hamburger Or Hot Dog? Hamburger
Hugs Or Kisses? Both
Pool or Hot tub? Pool
Saved by the Bell or California dreams? Never watched them...so neither
Hide and seek or Marco polo? Hide and Seek,
Can you dive without plugging your nose? I used to be a competitive Swimmer and High Diver so no nose plugging
Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince Theme Song? Some
What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator? If I was stuck in there with a dark handsome stranger..then Love in an Elavator is suppose to be fun whether your going up or down...
...
.....Do you know which US states don't use Daylight Savings? Hawai and Arizona (except the Navajo Indian Reservation which does)
Do you know the words to "total eclipse of the heart"? Yes. I even remember the video well.
Are you an adult? Yes.
Do you have a tan? I will do by time summer ends
What are your plans for the weekend? Saturday and Sunday weather forcast is good and warm so i will be gardening and BBQing and drinking lots of Chardonnay

So thats it we come to end of the quiz.....
TTFN
luvs Sharon

xxxxxxx

- Posted Apr 27, 2007 8:43 am PT
- Category: Humor
- 26 Comments
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26Apr 07

Hi Everyone, I have a Blog Header...(never had one before)
And I have to thank my forever Friend DJ_MRT
he made it for me.

His son has been ill but thankfully he is ok now.
so what do i do to entertain you...hummmmm
oh yes, ... have you all seen the new Viewing Station at the Grand Canyon

so that was just the artists impression so these next pictures are the real deal
so yes you walk around this thing...and the view that you see is made of glass...well strong glass i hope.Oh and its not supported by anything...its just suspended like this...(new engineering )
so yes you are out there and you get the most fabulous view....( but you could vomite over it..so hey .....its still a good view)
I personally really really hate heights...and i fall to pieces but this i dont know if I could do it, but then again if i could crawl across the Capilano Suspension Bridge in Vancouver..then I should be able to walk or crawl across this... but then again i had to close my eyes when i walked across( sorry i cried and crawled like a baby) the glass base of the CN Tower in Toronto
I get giddy just driving my car over a bridge nowadays..
but yes now a nice pic of my cat
relaxing on my bed

Istn't he cute..???
he's my baby so be nice
Oh this is my friend "chickadee" I bought him as an Easter Gift for my self ...and I caught him drinking my Champagne..at Easter. ( the little devil him).more pics to come..So thats it for me ...
TTFN..."tar tar for now"
Luvs
Sharon xx
- Posted Apr 26, 2007 1:56 pm PT
- Category: General
- 13 Comments

