If chickens had three legs, would they cross the road? If Pepsi and Coca Cola morphed into one super powered drink, what would it be called? If there was one universal system, would there be fanboys? If I asked another question, would you bother to read it? Probably not, which is why I'm going to stop asking questions now. Welcome to my blog, I know what you're thinking "This guy is a freakin' nut job" and you know what, you may have something there. Feel free to leave comments, PM me, and remember Have it Your Way. (This message was not made to sponsor Burger King in any way, if you fail to realize this go ask Burger King yourself, what you say can and will be held against you in the federal court of law) - From the Desktop of pspitus

• 22Dec 09

  A Zero's Tale- Chapter Six: Chains of Love

  Wow, six chapters, it seems like the story is going by fast, but this is just the beginning. Anyways I hope you guys are enjoying my epic story of proportions, and I hope you enjoy my latest installment of A Zero's Tale. Remember, that's there's always a zero inside all of us.

  (I'm sorry if I haven't been very active on gamespot lately, I haven't really had time to log on and comment on your blogs, but I promise I'll try to be more active.)

  Music needed: Do you guys think the music adds to the story telling? If so, please send me links to your favorite video game music pieces, youtube is preferred.

  Characters involved:

  Red(red0584)

  Catherine Florence

  Chapter Six: Chains of Love

  Song: Super Smash Bros. Brawl- Tetris Type B

  Scene: Red slowly opens his eyes; a sharp throbbing pain emerges from the back of his head. He tries to move but finds himself tied to a wooden chair. His arms and legs feel like there's an anaconda squeezing the life out of him- whoever had tied the ropes made sure that he wouldn't escape. Red struggles to break free, but this only causes him more agonizing pain. Red scans the room, and notices that he's in some sort of basement. He watches as a group of rats scale the pipes on a nearby wall and escape through an open window. The smell of delicious succulent pork ribs engulfs the basement.

  Red: [panicking] Oh my god, where the hell am I? [tries to break free] God, these ropes are so tight! How the heck am I suppose to get out of here!

  [The door to the basement opens, and the sounds of creaking wood echoes through the room. Red watches as a mysterious figure walks down the corroded staircase.]

  Catherine: [seductive] Temper, temper, my dear Red. That's what I love in a man.

  Red: [gasps] So it's you!

  Catherine: Oops, it looks like you caught me; I've been a naughty girl.

  [Red carefully examines Catherine, and his heart begins to throb rapidly. Catherine is wearing a red silk dress with a cut insertion on the right side- her leg is completely exposed. She is wearing black high heels, a jeweled necklace, and her curly hair reaches down her back. She slowly approaches Red, and sits on his lap.]

  Catherine: [with an attitude] You know Red, I've dated many guys, and all of them are the same.

  Red: [starting to sweat] A-a-and I care why?

  Catherine: A typical guy response. You have no idea how to treat a woman yet you still want me to be all over you.

  Red: [nervously] Wh-what are you talking about, you're the one that came on to me.

  Catherine: I don't like how you and your little friends deceived me Red, I don't like it one bit. [Gets off his lap] Here I am, a poor innocent girl, trying to make a living running a clothing store, and here you come…

  Red: [interrupts] Wait, let me explain.

  Cathrine: Here you come, with your band of players, acting all polite and whatnot. But what do you do? [pauses] You steal my clothes. [a tear trickles down her face]

  Red: [sadly] Catherine.

  Catherine: But that's not the worst part of it all Red, oh no, that's not the worst part. [with seriousness] The worst part is…….. [angered] you broke my heart; you shattered it into a million a pieces and broke it. You spat on it, and trampled it with your dirty feet!

  Red: [sensing her anger, trying to apologize] Catherine, listen…..I'm sorr-

  [Catherine furiously kicks the chair down and Red painfully lands hard on his back.]

  Catherine: [angered] NO YOU LISTEN YOU BIG JERKOFF! YOU NEVER PLAY WITH A GIRL'S HEART! NEVER! IF I DIDN'T HAVE ANY MORALS TO HOLD ME DOWN, I WOULD HAVE KILLED YOU RIGHT THERE IN THE POOR DISTRICT!

  Red: [scared] I'm sorry okay, please don't hurt me.

  Catherine: [laughing] Sorry? You think that I'm going to forgive you? "Sorry" is just a word, it means nothing Red, absolutely nothing. You're just like every other guy Red, you always lead the girl on but in the end, after you've gotten what you wanted, you leave her on the curb like some dying animal.

  [Catherine makes her way back upstairs, and heads into the kitchen. Red wiggles back and forth, trying to prop the chair upward to its normal position.]

  Red: Damn it, this (female dog) is crazy! I have to get out of here.

  [Red horrifingly watches as Catherine makes her way back down the stairs with a cooking knife.]

  Red: [panicking] Holy (insert word here), what the hell are you doing! Stop you're making a big mistake. You're going to regret this; I'm telling you you're going to regret it.

  Catherine: [with a devilish smile] Oh, I'm not going to regret this at all.

  Red: [pleadingly] Please, please don't kill me.

  Catherine: [kneels down and holds the knife up to Red's throat] All men are pigs Red, including you.

  Red: [with sweat forming on his face] Oh god, oh my god!

  Catherine: Now I want you to say that "I'm a pig"

  Red: [about to wet his pants] Y-y-ou're a pig, you're an f-f-at slobering pig! There happy?

  Catherine: [brings the knife closer to Red's neck] I'm talking about you.

  Red: S-s-sorry, I mean I'm a fat w-worthless pathetic p-p-pig.

  Catherine: [smiles] Now I want you to say that you'll be with me forever.

  Red: I-I'll b-be with you f-forever….and ever and ever. P-p-please don't k-kill me.

  Catherine: That's all I needed to hear.

  [Catherine raises the knife with her right hand.]

  Red: [about to wet his pants] HOLY (insert word here)! MOTHER (insert word here)! Son of a (insert word here)! My life is (insert word here) flashing before my (insert word here) eyes! Why do I have to die in a (insert word here) place like this! NOOOOO!!!!

  [Catherine plunges the knife to the side of Red's head, nearly an inch away from his face. A tremendously large wet spot emerges from the center of Red's pants. Catherine leans in close to Red's face and luciously smiles.]

  Catherine: Now I want you to kiss me.

  Red: [still in shock] W-w-w-w-w-w-what?

  [Catherine places her succulent lips on Red's mouth, and begins making out with him passionately. Red is too terrified, and confused to enjoy it. After ten seconds of lip to lip action, Catherine gets off Red, grabs the kinfe, and cuts the ropes tied to the chair. Catherine walks back up the staircase, and turns around.]

  Catherine: [happily] now go get ready, your clothes are in the bathroom upstairs. Take a quick shower, get dressed, and meet me in the living room in fifteen minutes, we're going to the Sirania Castle Ball and you're going to be my date.

  [Catherine leaves the basement. Red cautiously removes the rope surrounding his body, and gradually stands up- still shaking from fear and confusion.]

  Red: [scratches his head] What, what just happened? [looks down at his pants, notices a big wet spot] Awww, come on.

  [Catherine pops her head back through the basement door.]

  Catherine: [with a serious expression] Remember Red, you sold your soul to me, and if you ever, ever double cross me again…….. next time, I'll make sure to drive that knife through your heart. [happily] Now run along and get ready, just leave your pants in the washer room, I'll fix that stain of yours.

  [Catherine leaves with a joyful expression on her face.]

  Red: [shaking head in disbelief] Damn, what did I get myself into?

  • Posted Dec 22, 2009 12:43 am PT
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• 2Dec 09

  A Zero's Tale- Chapter Five: The Wrath of Catherine

  Alright, by now I'm guessing all of you are tired of seeing my Halloween post, so I started thinking "Hey, why not post a new chapter of A Zero's Tale instead?" And lo and behold, here it is- the newest chapter of my EPIC story! I know it took me a while to write it, but I've been pretty busy lately, highschool is killer, and it'll either make you or break you! Anyways I hope you guys have fun reading it as much as I did writing it. Remember, there's a ZERO in all of us.

  Quick gaming update (that's what gamespot is about right?):

  Playing: Left 4 Dead 2, Borderlands, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

  Just finished: Rockband: Beatles (hopefully write a review)

  Next to Play: Brutal Legend, Dragon Age Origins

  Oh and happy VERY VERY LATE THANKSGIVING to everyone!

  A Zero's Tale
  
  Chapter 5: The Wrath of Catherine

  Characters involved:

  Jet E. Evil(pspitus)

  Red(red0584)

  Aidan(Aidan129)

  Blaze C. Ember(th3d3c3ption)

  Catherine

  (Song: Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga- Stardust Fields)
  
  Scene: Red and Aidan burst out of Catherine's Happily Ever After Outlet, panting and gasping for air. Sweat continues to trickle down their faces, perspiration rolls off their back like a stick of margarine butter. The intensive heat, and glaring sun causes them to breathe heavily. They notice Jet near the water fountain placing a pile of clothes into three separate cloth woven sacks. They quickly make their way over to him.
  
  Jet: [looks up and smiles] Oh, hey you guys, what took you so long?
  Red: [angrily] Where the hell were you!?
  Jet: [raises eyebrow] What are you talking about? I was here preparing our clothes.
  Aidan: Dude man, we almost got caught by that witch!
  Jet: Uhhh…..what?
  Red: [throws an angry look at Aidan] What he means is that Catherine almost caught us!
  Jet: [without paying attention] Yes, yes, that's nice.
  Red: [in disbelief] That's all you can say? That's nice!? Are you freakin' kidding me!
  Jet: [stares at Red with a grin] Calm down Red, you said she ALMOST caught you right?
  Red: Yeah….
  Jet: But technically she didn't catch you. [cheerfully] So therefore, there's nothing to worry about.
  Aidan: [agreeing] You know, he does have a point dude.
  Red: [slaps forehead with palm] Why do I even bother? Anyway, what was the signal?
  Jet: Well that's a dumb question. What do you think the signal was?
  Red: [eyes widen] Are you saying Blaze was the signal?
  Jet: [sarcastically] No, I'm saying that donkeys give birth to cows…Of course Blaze was the signal.
  Red: You could have given us a warning before hand.
  Aidan: Yeah dude, that Blaze guy kind of creeps me out.
  Jet: Well, I didn't really have a choice. [with shifty eyes] When I walked out of the store with the clothes he threatened to turn us into the town guards if I didn't let him help us. [sighs] He knew about our plan all along.
  Aidan: [confused] Wait a second bro, how did he even find out?
  Jet: Apparently he overheard us talking about our it when he was in the water fountain.
  Red: That bastard.
  Aidan: Okay, but why would he rat on us? It's not like we did anything to him.
  Jet: [shifts eyes towards Red]
  Aidan: [dumbfounded] Oh….yeah….right… [curious] Hold on, if he hates Red then why did he want to help us?
  Jet: Actually, [confessing] it was all part of this agreement I made with him.
  Red: Are you serious?
  Jet: I told him that if he helped us we would get him into the Sirania Castle Ball, and in exchange, he promised that he wouldn't report us to the guards.
  Red: You've got to be kidding me. [shakes head] Could this possibly get any worse?
  Aidan: Meh, probably dude, we could have Catherine chasing after us or something.

  (Song: The Legend of Dragoon- Boss Battle)

  [Blaze C. Ember bursts out of Catherine's Happily Ever After Outlet screaming in terror. Catherine steps out of the store- hatred and bloodlust envelops her once soothing face. She tightens her fist and charges after Blaze. Blaze notices Jet, Red, and Aidan, he attempts to run to them.]
  
  Blaze: [terrified] You guys, RUN! Catherine is coming!
  Jet: [annoyed] You idiot! Why did you bring her to us!?
  Blaze: I panicked okay! I didn't know what to do! [talking to himself] Good going Blaze, you ruined it for everyone! I don't need this from you Ember!
  
  [Catherine easily catches up to Blaze and quickly grabs the back of his head. She tightens her grip on his hair, and furiously pulls him down hard onto the ground. Jet, Red, and Aidan can hardly believe their eyes.]
  
  Jet: Ho-
  Red: -ly
  Aidan: Shi-
  
  [Catherine powerfully clutches Blaze's left leg, and picks him up like a feather.]
  
  Catherine: [furiously] This is what I'm going to do to you guys when I catch you!
  
  [Catherine tosses Blaze high into the air with ease. Blaze soars into the sky, unconscious and unaware of what's happening. A crowd starts to form around the shopping district. Many people watch with excitement, while others try to cover their eyes. The crowd of people begin whispering to themselves.]
  
  Young Man: Oh man, crazy Catherine is at it again!
  Boy: I can't bare to watch!
  Little girl: I hope there's more blood this time.
  Town Guard: I probably should be stopping this, but what am I suppose to do? She would rip me to shreds.
  Elderly woman: Catherine is as hot and feisty as ever.
  Woman: This is not going to end well.
  
  [As Blaze hurls back down to the Earth, Catherine extends her right leg backward. Before Blaze touches the ground, Catherine delivers a powerful kick to his gut and Blaze is sent tumbling towards the water fountain. Jet, Red, and Aidan quickly dodge the deadly projectile- Blaze crashes into the water fountain. The foundation of the water fountain is completely obliterated and water starts leaking out. The statues of Princess Courtney and Princess Jennifer, however, remain completely in tact. Blaze remains unconscious as he sits at the edge of the fountain, water flows down his body and disperses along the ground.]

  (Song: Lost Odyssey- A Mighty Enemy Appears)

  Catherine: [glaring at Jet, Red, and Aidan] You three are next! [pointing] I'm going to destroy you.
  Jet: We are so screwed.
  Aidan: [panicking] I don't want to die man, I'm too young and handsome to die!
  Jet: See Red, if you kept your girlfriend under control we wouldn't be in this mess.
  Red: Don't blame me, it was Aidan and his stupid love advice that got us here.
  Aidan: Uh, you guys, I don't think we have time to talk about that right now.
  
  [Catherine charges towards Jet, Red, and Aidan at lightning speed. Unaware of her surrounds, her eyes are filled with hatred and contempt. Like a lion stalking its prey she focuses entirely on them.]
  
  Red: [terrified] Oh my god, RUN!
  
  [Red starts sprinting towards the lower ****district, Aidan attempts to follow him but immediately stops.]
  
  Aidan: Wait dude, what about Blaze? We just can't leave him here.
  Jet: [tosses a sack of clothes to Aidan] Come on, were evil right? [picks up two sacks of clothes] Evil guys don't help others. Besides….[carries both sacks of clothes over his shoulders] I don't think you want to be stuck with Miss Psychopath over there.
  Aidan: [glances at Catherine] Yeah, you do have point.
  
  [Following Red, Jet and Aidan sprint towards the lower cl@ssdistrict. A subtle, yet pungent aroma fills the air. The streets are crowded with thousands of people, the alley ways are cramp and small. Many street vendors continue to shove their products into people's faces, poverty has taken its toll on the people in the area. Rats dangerously cross the streets, homeless children, forgotten dogs, hungry cats, all of them beg for food, and seek shelter. Jet, Red, and Aidan continue running through the lower cl@ss district, dodging people as they try to escape the wrath of Catherine.]
  
  Red: [panting] Is….*gasp* is she still following us?
  Aidan: [gasping] I don't know….*gasp* dude, but *gasp* I don't really want to find out.
  Jet: [dying from exhaustion] Wait you guys *gasp*, I need to *gasp* catch my breath. All this…..evilness….is slowing me down.
  Aidan: Dude, that's what you get for eating that pancake off the side of the street.
  Jet: [sarcastically] Well sooorry, how was I suppose to know that we would be running for our lives from some psychotic woman.
  
  [Red, and Aidan slow down, and Jet catches his breath. Suddenly, a watermelon the size of a tire slams into Jet's head. Jet hurls towards a nearby vegetable stand, and crashes right into it. Red and Aidan's jaws drop from astonishment.]
  
  Catherine: [glares at Red and Aidan] So you guys thought you could get away huh, well think again. [makes a cut throat expression with her right hand] You two are next….
  
  [Red, and Aidan quickly rush over to Jet's lifeless body. They immediately remove the various scraps of wood from the collapsed vegetable stand and approach Jet.]
  
  Jet: [weakly] Here you guys, take these with you. [hands Red and Aidan the two sacks of clothing]
  Aidan: Come on dude, we have to get going.
  Red: [worried] Yeah, were not leaving you. If Catherine catches you, you'll be sent to jail.
  Jet: [smiles] Come on, do you guys seriously think that I'm going to rot in some god forsaken prison? Come on, I'm Jet E. Evil remember? [coughs out blood] Just stick to the plan and everything will turn out okay….
  Aidan: [sadly] But dude….
  Jet: [losing consciousness] Remember…..
  Red: Come on, get up!
  Jet: [fading away] Stick to…..the plan…..[grins]
  
  [Jet passes out. Catherine continues to knock over peasants as she makes her way towards Red, and Aidan. Her relentless pursuit of revenge drives her forward. Red, and Aidan pick up the sacks of clothes near Jet's body and continue running deeper into the lower ****district.]
  
  Aidan: This isn't good bro, at this rate she's going to catch up to us.
  Red: [struggling] Damn it, my bag feels so heavy.
  Aidan: Really, my bag is pretty light.
  Red: [irritated] What the hell did he put in here? A rock?
  
  [Red removes the sack from his shoulder and carefully looks into the bag. Red finds ten boulders, the size of a fist, evenly layered on top of the clothes. He quickly removes the boulders from his bag.]
  
  Aidan: [snickering] Oh my god dude, hahahaha Jet totally got you.
  Red: [angered] That bastard! Even when he's about to pass out he still finds time to do something evil.
  Aidan: Now that's what I call dedication dude.
  Red: [shakes head] I swear, I think I'm surrounded by morons.
  
  [Red, and Aidan continue sprinting through the lower cl@ss district while dodging the incoming people. Catherine continues to inch closer, and closer with every step.]

  (Song: Kingdom Hearts II - VS Nobodies)
  
  Red: [scared] What are we going to do? At this rate she'll catch up to us in no time.
  Aidan: Oh, I know.
  
  [Aidan steals a plethora of bananas from oncoming street vendors.]
  
  Street Vendor #1: [furious] Hey what are you doing!?
  Street Vendor #2: [agitated] You better pay for that!
  Street Vendor #3: [angered] Get back here so I can kill you!
  Aidan: Sorry dudes, but this is a life or death emergency. But I promise to repay all of you someday! Who knows, maybe I'll date one of your daughters if you get lucky. [winks]
  Street Vendors(all): Get back here you filthy heretic!
  Aidan: [takes a bite out of a banana] Mmmmm….. delicious.
  Red: [in disbelief] Are you (insert word here) kidding me? What are you, stupid? We already have a psychotic (insert word here) chasing after us! Are you trying to get us killed?
  Aidan: Whoa, whoa, calm down bro. [holds up a banana towards Red] If you wanted one you could of just asked, no need to whip out the swear words dude.
  
  [Red snatches the banana from Aidan, and instantly shoves it down his pants.]
  
  Aidan: [confused] Uhhh…. dude did you just…..
  Red: WHAT!?
  Aidan: Ummm….. never mind….
  Red: So why exactly did you steal all of those bananas?
  Aidan: Alright, check this out dude. One time I heard from this guy, who knew this guy, who met this other guy, who dated this other guy's sister, who….
  Red: [interrupts] For god's sake just get to the point…
  Aidan: Okay, have you ever heard of…..[pauses for dramatic effect] The Banana Slide?
  Red: No, and I honestly don't care.
  Aidan: [with pride] It's an old prank dude. Seen it plenty of times myself. Just slip a banana peel in front of someone, and whoop there he goes, or…..[chuckles] there she goes in this case.
  Red: Does it actually work?
  Aidan: Just watch and learn.
  
  [Aidan unpeels a banana. He hands the banana to Red, and throws the banana peel onto the ground.]
  
  Red: Why did you give me the banana?
  Aidan: Well, you can't just go and waste food bro, it's just not right.
  Red: Not right? I thought we were suppose to be an evil organization?
  Aidan: Hey man, it was Jet who taught me not to waste food, don't get your panties in a bunch dude.
  Red: Jet? [sighs] That idiot.
  
  [Aidan and Red look back and watch as Catherine steps on the banana peel. She easily maneuvers past it. Aidan's jaw drops wide open, and Red quickly smacks him on the back of the head.]
  
  Red: You retard What were you thinking?
  Aidan: [panicking] Wait…ummm…maybe there has to be more banana peels for it to work.
  
  [Aidan furiously unpeels several bananas. He immediately shoves the bananas into Red's mouth, and drops the peels onto the ground.]
  
  Red: [choking on bananas] Sto….p….I can't……eat…..anymore….
  
  [Aidan looks back, and Catherine continues to follow them like a ravaging bull- the banana peels don't seem to be having an effect! Aidan unpeels twenty more bananas, and shoves all of them into Red's windpipe. He drops all of the peels onto the ground, but Catherine runs past them like they're nothing.]
  
  Red: [trying hard to eat all of the bananas] Oh…..my…..god…..
  Aidan: It's not working dude!
  Red: [feeling nauseous] I think, I'm going to…..throw up….
  Aidan: Red, come on, she's gaining on us!
  Red: [slowing down] My stomach hurts, I don't think I can run anymore.
  
  [Red comes to a complete stop, drops onto one knee, and holds onto his stomach. Aidan stops running and decides to check up on Red. A grotesque growl emerges from the pit of Red's stomach.]
  
  Aidan: Dude….I think you have a stomach ache. [shakes head] You shouldn't have eaten all of those bananas.
  Red: [glares at Aidan] Screw……you…..
  
  [Aidan watches as Catherine draws closer with every step.]
  
  Aidan: Ummm…. I think I'm going to go now.
  Red: [irritated] Whatever. Get out of here you moron. You better at least follow up with Jet's plan.
  Aidan: Don't I always?
  
  [Aidan helplessly runs away, and Catherine soon catches up with Red. With her right hand, Catherine latches onto Red's head and pummels his face straight into the ground. Red starts to lose consciousness. As his eyes begin to shut he can faintly see Aidan running frantically through the lower cl@ssdistrict- dropping bananas behind him.]

  • Posted Dec 2, 2009 9:29 pm PT
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• 31Oct 09

  Trick and Treat, Kiss My Wii, Give Me Something Good To Steal- Happy Halloween..

  Mwahahaha.... It's that time of year again where toilet paper mummies rise from their bathrooms, where superheros like Spiderman and Batman have little offspring running around, where multiple Hannah Montanahs scavange through the neighborhood...this is Halloween.

  Actually that isn't Hallowwen......THIS IS HALLOWEEN! (See, I even made sure it was the "Sing-a-Long" version for you guys :twisted

  For Halloween this year I'm going to start off my day playing Ghostbusters (hopefully finishing it), watch a couple of horror type Disney movies (too much of a chicken to watch anything SCARY), and finish the day off with.....*drum roll please*..... Trick or Treating! Yaaay!!! Well, technically I'm not trick or treating, I'm actually going to bring my little gremlin cousins trick or treating. But same thing right? Besides, I think I would be doing the world a favor by not wearing any tight superhero outfits, hahaha, whoops I mean mwahahaha!!!

  Man I've been using this quite a bit in this blog huh? I just can't seem to stop using this emoticon. Must be a pspitus' Halloween Tradition!

  Anyways, to all my toilet paper mummies, Spidermen, Spiderwomen, and Hannah Montannahs out there. Oh and of course Shiki (you know who you are)

  I would like to wish all of you a Merry Ch- I mean a

  HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

  

  • Posted Oct 31, 2009 9:06 am PT
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• 18Oct 09

  A Zero's Tale- Chapter Four: A Lesson in Love

  I know it's been a while since my last chapter, but I haven't really had much time to work on the story because of school. Anyways I hope you guys enjoy the latest installment of A Zero's Tale. Thank you for the support, and remember that there's a Zero in all of us hahaha!!!

  Characters involved:

  Jet E. Evil (pspitus)

  Aidan (Aidan129)

  Red (red0584)

  th3d3c3ption (Blaze C. Ember)

  Catherine

  A Zero's Tale

  Chapter Four: A Lesson in Love

  Song- Wild Arms: Port Town Theme
  
  Scene: Inside of Catherine's Happily Ever After Outlet. The store is filled with a plethora of formal attire from top hats to ballroom dresses. On the walls are rows upon rows of various clothes all alphabetized based on the location from where they were acquired. The rows themselves are organized to showcase the different outfit sizes, with the bottom row being the smallest and the top most row being the largest. There are circular marble clothing racks dispersed within the store towering above like Greek temple columns- the whole store itself is similar to that of a labyrinth. Jet, Aidan, and Red walk into the store with a sense of excitement boiling in their blood.
  
  Aidan: Oh-
  Red: My-
  Jet: God-
  
  [Jet, Aidan, and Red look at each other with astonishment.]
  
  Aidan: Dude this place is freakin' huge!
  Red: It's like a maze full of clothes.
  Jet: I've heard that this place was big, but [short pause] God this is ridiculous. I don't even know where to begin.
  Aidan: Let's just jack some shi-
  Red: [interrupting] Or we could talk to the store clerk or something.
  Jet: [agrees] Yeah, that's probably the best idea. We should find the right clothes first before we make our next move.
  Red: Alright then, let's get going.
  
  [Jet, Aidan, and Red begin roaming around the seemingly endless maze of clothes when they come across the store clerk sitting at her marble topped desk. It is a young woman around her early twenties- she's wearing a black and red dress that seems to have come straight out of a cosplay magazine. Her dark brown eyes, silky black hair, and luscious figure captures Red's heart. A drop of sweat rolls down Red's forehead.]
  
  Jet: [looks at Red with a huge grin] So, you think she's hot?
  Red: [glares at Jet, angered] What are you talking about?
  Aidan: C'mon bro, you can't fool us. We know that you know that I know that you're in love dude.
  Red: Shut up.
  Jet: [thinking] Hmmm….. you know, this might actually work.
  Red: What are you talking about?
  Jet: Don't worry Red, [gives a thumbs up] I'll break the ice.
  Red: What are you talking about?
  Jet: It's an expression, sort of like, you know, "Break a Leg"
  Aidan: [shakes head] Dude man, that's just wrong.
  Jet: [stares at Aidan with disbelief then glances at Red] Anyway, leave the introductions to me. I'll hook you up.
  
  [Jet approaches the young woman while Aidan and Red idly watch in the distance.]
  
  Jet: Excuse me miss.
  Young Woman: [looks up from her desk, smiling] Hello, how may I help you?
  Jet: Oh yes, me and my good friends here are looking for formal clothes to wear to the annual Sirania Castle's 17th Annual Ball.
  Young Woman: [looks at Jet from top bottom] If you ask me, [with a flirty tone] I think you would look good in anything.
  
  [Jet's heart skips a beat, he quickly tries to change the subject.]
  
  Jet: [nervously] So…ummm… miss….uhhhh
  Young Woman: Call me Catherine, Catherine Aldehide.
  Jet: Ummm…. sooo Catherine, do you have any suggestions for which clothes we should wear?
  Catherine: Oh yes, of course. But first I need to take your measurements.
  Jet: Alright.
  
  [Catherine takes Jet's measurements from his shoulder length, to his waist size, down to his leg height. As she slowly runs her measuring stick around his body, Red's fists begin to tighten.]
  
  Aidan: Oh my god dude, I wish I was in Jet's position right now.
  Red: [pulls out Charizard flyer and begins twisting it with anger] That bastard!
  Aidan: C'mon dude, chill out.
  Red: I'm going to murder him!
  Aidan: [laughing] Never thought you were the jealous type.
  Red: [furious] I'm not jealous.
  Aidan: [with a silly grin] Yeah you are dude, just look at yourself.
  Red: [throws Charizard flyer at Aidan's face] You know what, screw you!
  
  [Red quickly walks over to Jet and interrupts Catherine's measuring procedure.]
  
  Red: [suppressing his anger] If you'll excuse us miss, I need to talk to my friend real quick.
  Catherine: Alright, no problem.
  
  [Red quickly jerks Jet's arm and pulls him away from Catherine.]
  
  Red: What the hell are you doing man!?
  Jet: Listen, I can explain.
  Red: Explain what exactly? How you're seducing the very girl that you said you were going to hook me up with?
  Jet: Wait, it's all misunderstanding.
  Red: [irritated] Oh no, I think I understood that measuring stick quite well.
  Jet: Will you calm down. She came onto me okay. [places hand on Red's shoulder] But don't worry, you'll be hooked up with this girl before we leave this store. I promise.
  Red: [sighs] Okay, fine. But it's my turn for measurements.
  
  [Catherine continues recording her measurements for Red and Aidan. She then tells Jet that everyone's clothing sizes are located near the store entrance along the wall.]
  
  Jet: Thank you for your help.
  Catherine: It was my pleasure. [winks]
  Jet: Yeah, so… [takes a quick look at Red] what do you think of my friend over there. [points at Red]
  Catherine: [examines Red closely] I wouldn't know, I've never talked to him.
  Jet: Well you should.
  Catherine: Why?
  Jet: Why not?
  Catherine: [with a seductive smile] Why would I if I can talk to you instead?
  Jet: [whispers to himself] Freak, this girl just doesn't quit.
  Catherine: Come again?
  Jet: Oh nothing, anyways I think you should meet my friend Red, he's a really ummm….. interesting guy once you get to know him.
  Catherine: Okay, that's fine.
  
  [Jet quickly walks over to Red and Aidan. He explains the situation.]

  Song- Persona 4: Backside of TV
  
  Jet: [quietly] Alright you guys I need you to listen. Here's the plan. While I go "borrow" some formal clothes for us to wear I'm going to need you [looks at Red] to distract Catherine, and you [looks at Aidan] to give Red some moral support.
  Red: Wait, why do I have to talk to her? [looks at Aidan with disgust] And why do I have to listen to him?
  Aidan: [with confidence] C'mon dude, I'm the love guru, I know everything and anything there is to know about girls.
  Jet: Yup, you may think he's a complete moron but when it comes to women this guy here knows his stuff. And besides, remember I promised you that you would get hooked up with the girl.
  Red: But you never said that Aidan would be the one to help me. I thought you were going to do it.
  Jet: Technically all I said was that you were going to get hooked up with her. I never specifically said who would help you. [smiles] Anyway Aidan is way more capable of giving love advice than me.
  Red: Are you sure?
  Jet: I'm [coughs] positive.
  Red: Wait a second why did you just cough?
  Jet: Oh nothing, just coming down with a cold.
  Red: [raises an eyebrow] Right….
  Jet: So you know the plan?
  Red and Aidan: [nod heads] Yeah.
  Jet: Alright, I'll go get the clothes, you two do your best to distract her for as long as you can. When I'm done I'll give the signal.
  Aidan: Wait a second dude, what's the signal?
  Jet: [grins] Don't worry you'll see.
  
  [Jet rushes off towards the entrance of the store and begins gathering various amounts of formal attire. Meanwhile Red and Aidan discuss their plan to distract Catherine.]
  
  Red: [with sarcasm] Alright Mr. Love Guru, how are we going to do this?
  Aidan: [laughs] Hahaha, don't sweat it bro I've got it all figured out.
  
  [Aidan picks up the Charizard flyer off the ground, folds it, and makes it into a cup. He then uses the Cheese-ZITS box he kept back at the junkyard and makes another cup as well. He tears a long thread of material from his shirt, and connects it to the bottom of both of the cups.]
  
  Aidan: [with pride] Check this out dude! [holds up both of the cups to Red]
  Red: What the hell is that suppose to be?
  Aidan: It'll help us communicate with each other from a distance.
  Red: How?
  Aidan: I learned this from one of my friends. [raises the Cheese-ZITS cup] See, I talk through here. [raises the Charizard flyer cup] And you listen from here.
  Red: [grabs Charizard flyer] Hmmm….. does it work?
  Aidan: [talking into the Cheese-ZITS cup] I don't know, can you hear me?
  Red: [nods head] Wow it actually works.
  Aidan: And to top it all off. [grabs a top hat from a nearby rack, places hat on Red's head]
  Red: [looks at Aidan with confusion] What are you doing?
  Aidan: [takes the Charizard flyer cup and puts in underneath Red's top hat, talks into Cheese ZITS cup.] Can you still hear me?
  Red: [listening] Yeah I can hear you. [impressed] Wow Aidan, maybe you're not as dumb as you look.
  Aidan: [confidently] C'mon dude, never underestimate the love guru.
  Red: [curious] By the way, why did you keep that Cheese-ZITS box?
  Aidan: To smell it of course.
  Red: [sarcastically] Yeah, of course, how did I not know that?
  Aidan: Anyways dude, let's get this started. I'll stay back here, and give you directions through this cup. Just listen to what I say and this girl of yours will be all over you.
  Red: I don't know man, what if she suspects something.
  Aidan: C'mon bro, have you ever played a dating sim?
  Red: No.
  Aidan: [explaining] Well it's just like that. Me and my fifty other girlfriends always use to play that game. They would give me a bunch of pickup lines to choose from, and all I had to do was pick the right one that they liked in order to get points. [smiles] If I earned enough points they would then make out with me.
  Red: And why do I care?
  Aidan: The same rules apply dude. Just listen to what I say, and do what I say. The rest will follow. Trust in the love guru.
  
  [Red walks over to Catherine who is idly sitting by. He tries to strike up a conversation.]

  Song- Mario and Luigi Partners in Time: Boss Battle
  
  Red: [nervously] So…..my name is Red.
  Catherine: Oh I know that, your friend Jet already told me about you. [sighs] Do you know if he has a girlfriend?
  Aidan (through cup): Uh oh, danger, danger, quick change the subject. Umm….tell her she's a hot tamale.
  Red: [having difficulty understanding] You're a hot tomato.
  Catherine: What are you talking about?
  Aidan (through cup): Tell her she's a sexy beast.
  Red: Uhhh….. you're a sexy beast.
  Catherine: [confused] Okay, ummm….thank you?
  
  [Sweat begins to trickle down Red's neck, he knows that this isn't going to end well.]
  
  Aidan (through cup): Ask her if she has a boyfriend.
  Red: Do you have a boyfriend by any chance?
  Catherine: No, why do you ask?
  Aidan (through cup): Tell her, "Baby, is that a banana peel cus I've fallen for you"
  Red: [talking to Aidan] What are you, stupid? That's not going to work.
  Catherine: Come again?
  Red: Oh nothing, nothing.
  Aidan (through cup): Tell her, "I'm like a piece of cheese and you're like a meat patty- I want to melt all over you."
  Red: [talking to Aidan] Will you quit it, you're not helping.
  Catherine: Is something wrong?
  
  [Red can hear Aidan laughing through the cup hysterically.]
  
  Aidan (through cup): [still trying to recover from laughter] Phew, sorry about that bro, I couldn't help myself. [regains composure] Let's get serious here.
  Red: [shakes head in disbelief] Idiot.
  Aidan (through cup): Tell her, "Catherine, from the moment I met you, I knew you were the one…."
  Red: [complying] Catherine, I want you to know, that from the moment I met you, I knew you were the one….
  Catherine: [listening carefully] Yes…..
  Aidan (through cup): [trying to contain his laughter] "….that would start a party in my pants."
  Red: …..that would start a party in my pants.
  Catherine: [disgusted] What is wrong with you?
  Red: No wait, I'm sorry. [flustered] I don't know what I'm saying.
  Catherine: [annoyed] Obviously, Jet said you were an interesting person, but I didn't think he meant that you were a complete nut job.
  Red: Look, okay. [takes a deep breath] I really like you….
  Catherine: [calms down] Go on.
  Red: I've had feelings for you since I first laid eyes on you.
  Catherine: [interested] Yes.
  Red: I can't explain it, but I have this uncontrollable urge deep down inside of me.
  Aidan (through cup): [dying from laughter] Hahaha!
  
  [Catherine slaps Red in the face and he falls hard on his butt. The top hat rolls onto the floor revealing the Charizard flyer cup.]
  
  Catherine: You're an idiot you know that.
  Red: Wait, let me explain, that came out wrong.
  Aidan (through cup): [still dying from laughter] What came out wrong? Hahaha!!!
  Catherine: [stares at the cup on the floor] And what is that?
  
  [Catherine picks up the cup off the floor and notices a long string attached to it. She gently tugs on the string and realizes that there's something at the other end of it. She pulls it hard, Aidan lets go of his cup and falls onto the ground.]
  
  Aidan: Uh-oh, busted.
  Catherine: [furious] BOTH OF YOU GET OUT OF MY STORE!
  Red: [stands up and places hand on her shoulder] Please, let me explain.
  Catherine: [shoves Red back onto the ground] GET OUT NOW! I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE ANY OF YOUR FACES AGAIN!
  Aidan: Even my good looking face?
  Catherine: [at the top of her lungs] GET OUT! [looking around] And where's that other friend of yours, [angered] I have a few words to say to him.
  
  [Suddenly Blaze C. Ember bursts into the store.]

  Song: Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Wild Pokemon Battle)
  
  Blaze: [desperate] Save the Charizards, we need to save them! Their species is dying! Help me! Please!
  Catherine: [annoyed] And who is this suppose to be, another one of your friends?
  Red: No, not really.
  Blaze: [notices Red and Aidan] Oh, my friends. [rushes over to them] How are you guys doing?
  Catherine: [throws an evil glare at Red] As you were saying?
  Red: [trying to remember Blaze's name] Oh, ummm hey uhhhh….
  Blaze: You don't remember me? I'm Blaze C. Ember. The Charizard Savior.
  Aidan: [laughing to himself] Oh course we remember you bro. You're that crazy dude.
  Blaze: [shakes Catherine's hand violently] Will you help me save the Charizards miss? [talking to himself] No you have to be more assertive, how many times do I have to tell you? Listen to me Ember I know what I'm doing. Yeah I know what you're doing. You're being crazy that's what you're doing. Be quiet. I can say whatever I want.
  Catherine: [pulls hand away from Blaze] Let go of me you weirdo!
  Blaze: [grabs Catherine's hand again] Miss, you have to help me. The Charizards need us. Help me or else I'll destroy your store! You can't do that. Yes I can. Stop it. No YOU stop it.
  Red: [whispers to Aidan] We should get out of here while we still have a chance.
  Aidan: [agrees] Yeah no kidding dude, let's get out of here.
  
  [As Blaze continues talking to Catherine, Red and Aidan make their way to the store entrance unnoticed.]

  • Posted Oct 18, 2009 8:33 pm PT
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• 14Oct 09

  A Belly Busting Ending to a Gut Wrenching Game....

  You know what I've noticed? I haven't written a single blog about games in over two months? Hahaha, how pathetic is that, considering that this IS GAMEspot after all. For some reason I treat gamespot just like any other community website out there such as MySpace, and FaceBook, really weird....

  Anyways I just finished one of the best games on the DS to date.......Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. HOOORAY!!! Salad dressing for everyone! Now, if all of you can remember way back to the beginning of the year, all the games I had played were either terrible, downright apalling, or simply too much. From Eternal Sonata, to Too Human, to Banjo Tooie, to awwww.... it hurts my head just thinking about it. Anyways, Mario & Luigi reminded me of the joy of gaming, it showed me that even running around in a big fat turtle can be as much fun as eating a plateful of brownies.

  And with that I have one word of wisdom for all of you gamespotters out there- don't force yourself to play games you don't like.

  As of right now, I'm playing Halo: ODST, and Ghostbusters. And Aidan, Red, if you're reading this we should play Halo sometime.

  

  • Posted Oct 14, 2009 10:06 pm PT
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• 5Oct 09

  A Zero's Tale- Chapter Three: Hot Fiery Passion

  Here's the third episode of a Zero's Tale. I hope you guys enjoy reading it, and thanks for all the postive feedback. I didn't think that it would grow in popularity. Hahaha!!! Oh and red if you're reading this you actually have a FAN now. I bet you think I'm joking huh? Well anyways one of my female cousins really likes your character, as for Aidan, well, not so much. Anyways enjoy!

  Characters involved (or mentioned)

  Jet E. Evil- pspitus

  Aidan- Aidan129

  Red- red0584

  Princess Courtney: Courtney817

  Princess Jennifer: twilightlullaby

  Blaze C. Ember: th3d3c3ption

  Michael: Dragon66116

  David: cant_shoot_this

  A Zero's Tale

  Chapter Three: Hot Fiery Passion

  Song: Castle Crashers (Forest Entrance)

  Scene: The following day at the Siranian Castle Town. Jet, Red, and Aidan are at the shopping district where there are a plethora of stores- from Michael's Dragon Slaying Boutique to David's Goliath Armor Parlor, everything and anything can be found there. In the center of the district lies a beautiful water fountain with a statue of Princess Courtney, and Princess Jennifer placed in the center. The sun continues to beat down upon the shopping district, and the vicinity remains hot and humid. The water fountain, however, brings a soothing cooling effect to the customers, especially Aidan. Aidan and Red are standing right next to the water fountain- they can't seem to take their eyes off the statue.
  
  Aidan: [looking with intensity] Oh my god dude, even their statues look hot!
  Red: [nods head] Yeah, no kidding, I can't imagine how they look like in person.
  Aidan: [with drool coming out of his mouth] My mind's going crazy just thinking about them.
  Red: Yeah, Jet sure knows how to make an evil plan, [short pause] too bad we'll have to break their hearts though.
  Aidan: [glances at Red] Yeah, what a shame, [sighs] it's too bad we have to let those girls go to waste. I really wanted to date that Princess Courtney person, I've always felt like I had a connection with her, you know what I mean dude?
  Red: [stares at Aidan] Not really. [looks at Princess Jennifer's statue] What do you think about Princess Jennifer?
  Aidan: Nah, she's not really my type.
  Red: [confused] How can you tell who's your type? You haven't even met any of them.
  Aidan: I just know dude.
  Red: [still confused] How?
  Aidan: I don't know man, I just think Princess Courtney is hotter that's all. [stares at Princess Jennifer's statue] Besides, there's something really strange about her.
  Red: What are you talking about?
  Aidan: I'm not sure, there's just this dark aura surrounding her. Just look at her dude.
  Red: [raises an eyebrow] You do know it's just a statue right?
  Aidan: [with confidence] So? I can make my judgments based off anything. Clothes. Shoes. Hairstyl3s. Make-up. It's my natural talent.
  Red: What?
  Aidan: [with confidence] Dude, have I ever told you before that people use to call me the "Love Guru". [with confidence] I know everything there is to know about girls, and I can tell from a mile away if a girl is trouble.
  Red: [speechless]
  Aidan: My keen instinct tells me that Princess Jennifer is nothing but TROUBLE. Believe me dude, I know this stuff.
  Red: [without any emotion] You're an idiot.
  Aidan: You're just jealous bro.
  
  [Jet finally arrives at the water fountain, he is out of breath]
  
  Red: [looks at Jet] Where have you been?
  Aidan: Yeah bro, we've been waiting for you.
  Jet: [still trying to catch his breath] I was….[struggling] trying to steal some money….[breathing heavily] from some hobo.
  Red: [confused] A hobo?
  Aidan: Nice, how much were you able to steal?
  Jet: [finally recuperates] Absolutely nothing.
  Red: [still confuse] A hobo?
  Aidan: Bummer dude.
  Red: [mad] Why the hell would you steal from a hobo?
  Aidan: Why not?
  Jet: Yeah, why not? I thought it was a pretty good plan.
  Red: [irritated] HELLO? Did your brain fall out while you were running? Hobos don't have any money.
  Jet: Of course they do, where do you think they get all their clothes, all their signs, all their shopping carts?
  Red: [sarcastically] Um, I don't know, let me think, maybe….the….TRASH CAN!
  Jet: Exactly my point, they're so rich that they even have trash cans to put their stuff in.
  Red: [slaps forehead] Oh my god, you are guys are so stupid.
  Aidan: You're stupid.
  Red: [angered] NO, you're STUPID, you're the one that keeps going on about being a "Love Guru". And look at this guy. [points at Jet] He thinks hobos are rich. What is wrong with you two? What a bunch of bull sh-!
  Jet: [quickly steps in] Hey, c'mon you guys, we need to handle our problems like civilized human beings. Now put away the swear words, and vent out your anger by….well I don't know….shoving someone into the water fountain for example.

  Song: Pokemon FireRed/LeafGreen (Gym/Elite Four)
  
  [Suddenly, a strange young man comes out of nowhere and begins talking to himself like a complete lunatic. He appears to be wearing a shirt that says "Save the Charizards!", his hair looks like it hasn't been combed in days, and he smells like the other end of a skunk. The young man has a crazy look in his eyes, and he can't stop shaking.]
  
  Young Man: [quickly] Save the Charizards! Their species is ending! We must save them! [grabs a hold of Jet's shirt and begins tugging on it] You've gotta believe me, the Charizards are DYING! We need to do something!
  Jet: [with attitude] What you need to do is get your filthy hands off me.
  Young Man: [lets go of Jet and starts tugging on Aidan's shirt] You gotta believe me! I'm not crazy! The Charizards NEED us!
  Aidan: [laughing] Hahaha, dude, is this guy serious? [grinning] Chill out bro.
  Young Man: Don't tell me to chill out! YOU need to chill out! The Charizards need our help!
  Aidan: [still laughing] Hahaha!!! What's a Charizard?
  Young Man: [irritated] Forget you! [pushes Aidan away, grabs onto Red's shirt and begins shaking him violently] You've got to help me save the Charizards sir!
  
  [With his right hand, Red clutches the young man's face and pushes him into the water fountain. A huge splash covers the surrounding area with water.]

  Song: Castle Crashers (Forest Entrance)
  
  Aidan: [impressed] Dude that was sick!
  Jet: [amazed] Now that's what I call evil! [raises hand]
  Red: [gives Jet a high five] That felt so good.
  Jet: Oh that reminds me, we need to stop by at Catherine's Happily Ever After Clothing Outlet.
  Red: Why?
  Jet: To get ourselves some formal attire of course.
  Aidan: Awww, dude, seriously? I hate clothing stores.
  Red: [in agreement] Yeah, who doesn't?
  Jet: Well, we need to. There's no way the Siranian Castle guards are going to let a couple of rag tag looking guys into the ballroom.
  Red: What's wrong with what were wearing now?
  
  [Jet, Red, and Aidan's clothes are nothing but mere cloths sewn together from a variety of different fabrics. Their clothes consist of materials made from old mattresses, over-used blankets, repulsive towels, and all sorts fabrics found in the junkyard.]
  
  Red: [examines his clothes] Okay, you may have a point.
  Aidan: But dude, how are we going to afford the clothes?
  Jet: Well, I tried stealing money from that one hobo, but that was an epic fail.
  Aidan: Yeah about that, what actually happened?
  Jet: [trying to explain] I seriously thought he was sleeping. He was just sitting there in his little old box, when suddenly I step on this little black cat. The cat shrieks, the old hobo wakes up, and the next thing I know he's chasing me off with a fistful of year old sushi.
  Aidan: [laughing hysterically] Sushi? Oh my god dude, I wish I was there.
  Jet: No, I don't think you'd want to be there. That hobo was feakin' scary!
  Red: [sarcastically] And the great mighty Jet has once again proven how evil he truly is.
  Jet: [looks at Red] Don't judge me. [short pause] Anyway, now we need to find another source of money.
  Red: Ummm… why don't we just steal the clothes instead?
  Jet: [with a devilish smile] Yeah, that's a brilliant idea. [places hand on Red's shoulder] I am glad to call you my evil apprentice.
  Red: [rolls eyes] Yeah, whatever.
  Jet: Alright, let's get moving.

  Song: Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Elite Four Building)
  
  [The strange young man bursts out of the water fountain gasping for air. He gets out of the water and stands at the edge of the fountain. He is completely drenched from top to bottom.]
  
  Young Man: [desperately] Wait, you guys have got to listen to me.
  Jet: Yeah sorry, but were kind of on a tight schedule.
  Young Man: C'mon hear me out, it'll only take a second.
  Red: What is with this guy?
  Aidan: Come on dudes, let's just listen to what he has to say.
  Jet: Fine, we'll listen to you but after that you better leave us alone. [quietly to himself] Freak….
  
  [The young man jumps down from the water fountain, and approaches Jet, Red, and Aidan.]
  
  Young Man: [calmly] Hello, sorry if I didn't introduce myself before, my name is Blaze C. Ember, and I'm trying to save a species known as the Charizards, a breed of fire breathing dragons that have gone extinct due to a mysterious cause. Getting to the point, I have a proposition for you three.
  Jet: [whispers to Red and Aidan] Doesn't he seem different to you guys, it's like he's another person.
  Red: [agrees] Yeah, no kidding, he's much calm now.
  Aidan: [snickering to himself] Maybe that water cooled down his temper, get it? Cooled down.
  Blaze: Anyways I would like you three to aid me in my effort to save the Charizards. [talking to himself] No you have to be more assertive, get in their face! No, you saw what happened last time, we got pushed into the water fountain. Who cares, don't let that stop you. We need to approach this in a calm and civilized manner. No, what you need to do, is be more assertive and demand they help you.
  Aidan: [scared] Ummmm….dude, are you talking to yourself?
  Blaze: [with remorse] Sorry about that, I forgot to introduce to you guys my partner Ember, he can be a real pain sometimes but he is just as passionate about the Charizards as me.
  Red: [looks around] There's nobody here, but you and us.
  Blaze: What are you talking about,? He's standing right here next to me.
  
  [Jet, Red, and Aidan look at each other with a fearful expression in their eyes.]
  
  Red: And that's our signal to leave.
  Aidan: Yeah, let's get out of here, this guy is freaking me out.
  Jet: [with a smirk on his face] Hey, you're the one who wanted to listen to him.
  Aidan: Yeah, I know dude, but I didn't think he'd be a complete psycho.
  Jet: Really? He looked like a freakin' psycho to me when he was clawing at us earlier.
  Blaze: [with emotion] See what you did? Now they won't even talk to us. Me? I didn't do anything, it's all YOUR fault. No it's YOUR fault Ember. You just had to go and say something to upset them. I didn't do anything wrong! Don't blame me for your lack of communication skills.
  Jet: [sarcastically] Alright, well, it was nice talking to you. [stares at Blaze] I hope you one day get a life. [stares at empty spot next to Blaze] And I hope one day you exist. [signals Red and Aidan] Come on you guys, let's go.
  Red and Aidan: [nod heads] Alright.
  Blaze: Wait, at least take a flyer. [pulls flyer out of pants, holds it up to Jet]
  Jet: Ummm…. Oh would you look at that, I don't have any pockets. [smiles] Oh well, I guess you'll have to give it to Red.
  Red: [shocked] What the hell man!
  Blaze: [holds flyer up to Red]
  Red: [takes flyer from Blaze, glares at Jet]] Oh, I'll remember this.
  
  [Jet, Red, and Aidan walk away from Blaze and head towards Catherine's Happily Ever After Clothing Outlet.]

  • Posted Oct 5, 2009 10:09 pm PT
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• 2Oct 09

  A Zero's Tale Chapter Two: TFONOMOFEBPOS (title's too long, using an acryonym)

  Here is the next chapter of A Zero's Tale. I hope you guys enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.

  Characters involved:

  Jet E. Evil(pspitus0

  Aidan(Aidan129)

  Red(red0584)

  Princess Courtney(Courtney817)

  Princess Twilight(twilightlullaby)

  King Jager(Marrium1)

  A Zero's Tale

  Song: Banjo Kazooie- Gruntilda's Lair (Grunty's Furnace Fun)

  Chapter Two : The First Offical Non-official Meeting of Future Evil Business Partners of Sirania (or TFONOMOFEBPOS for short)
  
  Scene: The summer heat continues to beat down on the junkyard. The smell of dirty diapers, discarded meat patties, and animal corpses lingers in the air. The heat emitting from the sun continues to strengthen the repulsive smell coming from the various trash piles. Jet E. Evil stands next to a cardboard box with an devilish smile on his face.
  
  Jet: Alright you guys, everyone get into the box.
  
  [Red and Aidan look at each other with a confused expression on their face]
  
  Red: Wait…..what?
  Aidan: Dude, you've gotta be kidding me.
  Jet: No, I'm being serious you guys, [demanding] get inside the box!
  Aidan: [approaches the disgusting cardboard box, and pokes it] Ummm… bro, [snickers] don't you think it's a little too small?
  Red: [looks at Aidan with disbelief] What are you, stupid? You should be asking, "Why the hell would we go inside the box?"
  Aidan: Well, why not?
  Red: [struggling] Well…..because….it's stupid.
  Aidan: You're stupid!
  Red: That's it, I'm not giving any Cheese-ZITS to you.
  Aidan: [gasps] So you did have cheese-ZITS! You freakin' liar!
  Red: [Angered] I already told you, I don't have any Cheese-ZITS
  Aidan: But you just said-
  
  [Jet quickly steps in.]
  
  Jet: [irritated] Will you guys calm down, and get inside the box already so we can start this meeting?
  [Aidan quickly jumps inside the cramped cardboard box, Jet quickly joins him]
  Jet: [looks at Red] C'mon, there's room for one more.
  Red: [shakes head] Why would I get in there with you guys?
  Jet: It's custom man, every villain holds a secret evil meeting in his secret evil base.
  Red: But it's a box.
  Jet: Exactly. Nobody would ever suspect a group of evil villains to have a meeting in a smelly old box.
  [Realizing he can't win the argument, Red quickly hops into the cardboard box. The box begins to stretch outwards. The slightest movement will cause it to collapse.]
  Jet: [clears throat] Alright, it seems like everyone is here and accounted for, let the First Official Non-Official Meeting of Future Evil Business Partners begin. Now, let me ask you guys something, where are we right now?
  Aidan: In a junkyard.
  Red: In a box.
  Jet: Correct, were in a junkyard inside a box, and do you know why?
  Aidan and Red: [glancing at each other] No, not really.
  Jet: It's because were going to pull off our first evil assignment.
  
  [Aidan and Red's eyes widen with excitement]
  
  Jet: [strongly] Evil is in our blood, it's in our genes, it's in our hearts. From the moment we were born in Sirania, I knew we were destined to become evil rulers. How? [short pause] I don't know, I just did.
  Red: [interrupts] But how did you know?
  Aidan: Yeah bro, why are do we have to be evil?
  Jet: Because it's no fun being good. [clarifies] Being evil is something you have to feel, you don't really need a reason to actually become evil, you sort of just…..do it. For example, do you guys know why you enjoy playing video games?
  Red: No.
  Aidan: Not really.
  Jet: Exactly, being evil is just like a videogame. You enjoy playing games not because you HAVE to, but because you WANT to. Understand?
  Aidan: Yeah, I think I get it, it's like when I meet a hot chick. I enjoy playing her not because I HAVE to, but because I WANT to.
  Red: Or when I feel the urge to eat every moment I get. I eat not because I HAVE to, but because I WANT to.
  Jet: [chuckling] Yeah, I suppose you get the idea.
  
  [The cardboard box is reaching its limit. It begins to rip along the edges.]
  
  Jet: Anyways our first evil mission is rather plain and simple. [looks at Aidan] And I think you'll enjoy this one man.
  Aidan: What are you talking about dude?
  Jet: Our first mission is to infiltrate Sirania Castle's 17th Annual Ball.
  Red: [confused] Dancing? That doesn't sound like anything Aidan would enjoy.
  Jet: No, wait, you didn't let me finish. Were going to infiltrate Sirania Castle's 17th Annual Ball and get up close and personal with a couple of girls.
  [Aidan's eyes begin to widen, and a huge grin appears on his face]
  Aidan: Yes…go on…
  Jet: After we get the girls to fall in love with us, that's when we'll….. [pauses for dramatic tension]
  Aidan: [excited] Tell us! We need to know!
  Jet: [continues] ….break their hearts!
  Red: [snickers] Hahaha!!! Man, you are EVIL!
  Aidan: [with confidence] Oh, I get a girl and I get to break her heart on the same day? Man, I'm a playa!
  Red: [still confused] Wait a second, how is dating a couple of girls going to help us take over the Siranian Kingdom?
  Jet: Well Red, the girls we meet aren't going to be just any ordinary girls. [grins] They're going to be none other than Princess Courtney, and Princess Jennifer, King Jager's lovely daughters.
  Red: [in disbelief] No way!
  Aidan: [with attitude] Alright, get to meet some hot chicks!
  Jet: I want you guys to remember one thing.
  Red and Aidan: What?
  Jet: Were only using them to get to King Jager, and that's it.
  Red and Aidan: [in agreement] We understand.
  Jet: With that settled, I declare this evil meeting over.
  
  [The cardboard box finally falls apart. Jet, Red, and Aidan topple out of the box and fall hard onto the ground.]
  
  Jet: [laughing] Man, we must have been really evil today, normally these cardboard boxes last a good three meetings.
  Red: [looks at Jet with disbelief] How can someone this evil be so weird at the same time?
  Aidan: [to himself] Hot girls, hot girls, going to meet some hot girls.

  • Posted Oct 2, 2009 3:17 pm PT
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• 30Sep 09

  A Zero's Tale- Chapter One: cheese-IdioTS

  Well here's my first chapter of A Zero's Tale. Hope you guys enjoy it, it's only the beginning.

  Characters involved:

  Jet E. Evil- pspitus

  Red- red0584

  Aidan- Aidan129

  (Note: With each chapter I'm going to try to pick a song that matches the scene. You can choose to play it if you want to enhance the story's experience. Also check the main page for "character status". This is going to be one EPIC story. Hahaha! Enjoy the premiere episode, errr.... chapter)

  Song: Banjo Kazooie Nuts & Bolts: Spiral Mountain

  Chapter 1- cheese-IdioTS
  
  Scene: A junkyard filled with some of the most useless things in the world, from tooth brushes to glittering jewelry. The garbage is stacked upon each other creating huge heaping piles of trash. Mountains, upon mountains of garbage can be seen for miles. The smell is absolutely repulsive, it's a cross between the Stench Squad and a twenty year old diaper left out in the sun.
  
  Enter in Red.
  
  Red: [Impatiently] God, what the heck is taking them so long? [Continues munching on a bag of week year old cheese-ZITS] They should have been here over an hour ago, dude what gives? [Notices that the box of cheese-ZITS is empty] Awwww no more. [Throws empty box into the air.]
  
  [The box falls and hits Aidan on the head who just arrives on the scene]
  
  Aidan: [Rubs head in pain] Dude, what the hell was that for?
  Red: My bad.
  Aidan: [Picks up the empty box of cheese-ZITS, holds it up to his mouth and rapidly taps the box]
  Red: Ummm…..there's no more.
  Aidan: [Glares at Red] Give me some cheese-ZITS man.
  Red: I don't have anymore.
  Aidan: Give me some cheese-ZITS.
  Red: I don't have any.
  Aidan: C'mon, give me some.
  Red: I don't freakin' have any.
  Aidan: C'mon bro. I know you do, you're always eating something.
  Red: [Mildly irritated] For the last time, I don't have any!
  Aidan: Yes you do, quit lying dude. [Shoves hand into Red's pants]
  Red: [Shocked and awed] What the h3ll are you doing? What makes you think I have some cheese-ZITS in my pants?
  Aidan: What? Everyone I work with at B&Js smuggles food into their pants. [Takes hand out of Red's pants] Empty, damn it.
  
  [Jet E. Evil walks into the scene with an evil looking grin on his face]
  
  Aidan: Hey what's up my brudda? Want some Cheese-ZITS? [Holds up the empty box of cheese-ZITS]
  Jet: Heck yeah! [Puts hand in box] Hey there's nothing in here! [Takes hand out of box, and looks at Red] Alright Red, fork over those Cheese-ZITS
  Red: What the hell man, do I look like a freakin' food tree to you?
  Jet: What? You always seem to be eating something.
  Aidan: [With a smile on his face] That's exactly what I said.
  Red: [Irritated] I don't have any Cheese-ZITS you guys, so back off!
  Jet: [Looks at Aidan] Did you check his pants?
  Red: [Angered] Why would I keep food in my pants?
  Aidan: Yeah bro, I already checked.
  Jet: That's too bad. Oh well. I don't even like Cheese-ZITS anyway.
  Aidan: Yeah, me neither. Only idiots eat Cheese-ZITS.
  Red: [Glares at Jet and Aidan] So why the hell do you guys keep bothering me about it if you don't even like it!?
  Jet and Aidan: I don't know.
  Red: Idiots!
  
  [Jet grabs a nearby cardboard box, and sets it up. The odor emitting from it is completely appalling.]
  Jet: Alright. [Brief pause] Let's get this evil meeting started.

  • Posted Sep 30, 2009 10:10 pm PT
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• 27Sep 09

  pspitus presents: A Zero's Tale

  I decided to create an epic story of messed up proportions revolving around my experiences and friends here on gamespot entitled "A Zero's Tale". Why am I doing it? Mainly cus I have nothing better to do. Anyways here's a sneak preview of my upcoming story. Enjoy.

  A Zero's Tale preview (Sponsered by Dr. McKenzie Cola, "Taste the Sweatness")
  
  *Que awesome movie preview guy's voice*
  
  (Play this song(Castle Crashers Main Theme) while you read, to increase movie preview epic-ness)
  
  In a world where pancakes turn into waffles.
  
  In a world where sushi reigns supreme.
  
  In a world where everything is logically nonsensible.
  
  A band of unlikely heroes will rise from the brink of chaos to ensure the chaos itself. Did that make sense? Probably not.

  From the messed up mind of pspitus......This winter, experience an adventure just like any other, but totally different. Yeah. Dive deep into an adventure experience filled with passion, bromance, anxiety, and cheap one liners.
  
  This is.......A Zero's Tale.
  
  Rated PG-17 (Parental Guidance is suggested due to scenes of pony violence, messed up situations, cruel and abusive language, egotistical individuals, B&Js, sushi graphic depictions, empty cheese- zits boxes, and much more explicit content)

  • Posted Sep 27, 2009 9:16 am PT
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• 17Sep 09

  There's something......growing inside of me.....

  False alarm you guys, it was just gas. (or flatulence for all you vocab. geniuses out there) I knew I shouldn't have eaten at that Chinese restaurant, hahaha, now I've got fortunes coming out of my (insert word here). Hahaha!!!

  Anyways just like all my friends here, I have finally got my own copy of......*drum roll please*....... Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. It was no easy task I tell you, I had to fight my way through Goomba's Gourge, swim through Koopa's Kavern, and slice and dice my way through Birdo's Birdcage, in the end though, it was all worth it.

  I've played all of the previous Mario and Luigi games and have had a blast playing them, and I know Bowser's Inside Story won't be any different. I was going to write another segement titled The Epic Adventures of pspitus: Koopa Khaos, but then I figured, nah, you guys wouldn't be interested in those kind of things. I'm just playing, it's my laziness that prevented me from writing it.

  Anyways I've got some business to take care of, catch you guys later.

  

  • Posted Sep 17, 2009 8:01 pm PT
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• 28Aug 09

  And so the countdown begins....

  Well what can I say, I've done everything I could possibly imagine for summer vacation but for some reason...I still feel...empty.

  *Goes to kitchen and drinks five cans of soda*

  Alright that's much better.

  School is like an army of pimples, no matter how many times you get rid of them they always find a way to get back on your body one way or another. Okay, that wasn't a very good simile, but what can you expect? Summer vacation has made my brain rot, but I'm fine with that.

  So pretty much school starts in 6 days, and I'm not sure if I'm suppose to be excited, scared, or ummm... did I mention excited? Right now I'm at neutral. Neutral isn't an emotion, but whatever it is now. Hahaha! As each day passes I begin to wonder what's going to happen during my LAST high school year, will I finally meet the girl of my dreams, will I earn straight A's in all my classes, will I finally pee my pants while falling asleep in class, who knows. But that's part of the experience you know, that's what keeps life interesting and exciting. Look at me rambling like an old man.

  It's odd, when you look back it feels like time has flown by so fast. But when you're actually thinking about what's going on now you feel like time isn't moving at all. It's strange, and very peculiar. Sometimes I wish I could go back through the past and tell my younger self to enjoy every single precious moment of my childhood. It's true what they say, "You never realize how much you miss something until it's actually gone" Oh well, the past is the past, all I can do is enjoy the moment now.

  So my blog wasn't suppose to be talking about life or anything, it sort of just happened. Hahaha, this is what happens when I don't really plan out what I'm suppose to talk about in my blogs.

  Anyways I just wanted you guys to know that once school starts I won't really have much time to talk to you guys. So this may be my last blog for a while, and with that I really want to mention a couple of people who have really supported me, and made my gamespot experience one of the most unforgettable moments in my life. In alphabetical order of course...

  Aidan129- The guy with a million faces. Mainly cus he can't decide which one is the best looking. Hahaha! It's hard to believe that I met you in the LoR, and honestly I'm glad I did. You're weirdness, love for ponies, and devotion for Courtney is what makes you one of my closest friends here on gamespot man. I'm glad to have met you dude, and you really should try some sushi.

  Courtney817- Courtney, what can I say, you're one of the nicest people here on gamespot. You're kind, sweet, and charming, no wonder Aidan fell head over heels for you. Hahahaha!! Anyways thanks for the support, and I hope you, Aidan, and Lexie have a wonderful future together.

  DavidRswii- I bet you thought I was going to leave you out huh? Yeah right. You're one of my first friends here on gamespot man, and even though we don't talk as much you'll always be my homie from another...uhhh...momie? I don't know.

  pashmina626- You're one of my first friends here on gamespot too. In fact, you and david were pretty much my only friends here during my dark days in gamespot. We may not talk as much, but I just wanted to let you know that you'll always be my friend here.

  red0584- You're a strange one red. In fact that's the only thing I know about you red. The only thing that I know about you is that you like the color red, red. I met you and aidan back when the LoR was first formed and we have been rivals *cough* I mean friends ever since. It was fun playing with you on Nazi zombies, and even more fun talking with you in the fan club. Hahaha, when I think of the three stooges you, aidan, and me always come to mind.

  TissueShoe- Founder of the League of Reviewers, great reviewer, and great friend. Before I met you man I always thought that reviewing games was a boring, dull chore. But when you introduced me to the LoR you reminded me of how fun reviewing games use to be. And for that, I thank you.

  twilightlullaby- The mystery girl who's name is *****. Hahaha, I still don't understand why your name is a swear word but that's okay. Your mysterious aura is what I always liked about you. I could never tell what you were going to say or do next. Not only that but you also have some sweet banner making skillz.

  And thanks to all my other gamespot friends as well for making gamespot an exciting place to be!

  Hahaha, this feels like I'm saying goodbye for the last time, but don't worry I don't plan on leaving..........yet.

  See you guys around!

  • Posted Aug 28, 2009 3:47 pm PT
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• 20Aug 09

  My Story: Shadow Heart. Chapter One: Blood Troll

  This is something that I've been meaning to do for a while now. With the encouragement of my friends here at Gamespot I decided to write a story called Shadow Heart. You don't have to read it if you don't want to, it is entirely up to you, but I will try to post a new chapter each week. In my previous attempts at writing stories I have found that character developement is highly crucial in a tale, I've often tried to rush straight to the ending but in Shadow Heart I've decided to try and take my time. I hope you guys have fun reading it as much as I had writing it.

  If I need more ideas for my story I'll be sure to come ask you guys right away, who knows, maybe I'll sneak a few of my fellow gamespotters in as well. Just keep a look out.

  No matter where you go, no matter where you hide, your shadow will always be by your side. Your shadow isn't something that you can contain, nor is it something that you can grasp or hold, but nevertheless it's always a part of you. Running from it is inevitable- it will simply follow you. Hiding from it is impossible- it will always find you. The only way to get rid of your shadow is by immersing yourself in complete darkness, but in doing so you will also be destroying a part of yourself. Remember, for every action there's always a consequence.

  Just outside the lush vibrant village of Maple Wood, a canopy of trees surrounds two young individuals performing menial tasks for their village. The wind gently moves the grass like an ocean of free flowing waves, and flower petals linger in the air like white stars in the dark sky. Birds chirp their sweet melodies as it echoes through the impending forest, and if one listens closely, he or she can hear the footsteps of the many animals that dwell in the area. Calm, tranquil, majestic….

  "Man, gathering firewood is such a pain, why can't it just gather itself?" Fayt Takeshi asks as he bundles all the pieces of firewood together.
  "First of all, that wouldn't make any sense, and secondly, why are you even complaining?" Yuki Suzuki exclaims while thrusting her rusty old stick into a sheet of paper on the ground "At least you're not stuck with garbage duty"
  "Hey, I would rather pick up garbage than gather firewood any day"
  "Then why don't we just switch jobs?"
  "Fine, but I'm telling you, gathering firewood is a lot harder than it looks, I still have to gather five more bundles"
  Yuki tosses her stick and garbage bag on the ground right next to Fayt, and begins gathering firewood.
  Five minutes later…..
  Fayt places his right hand on his back and shrieks in agonizing pain.
  1
  "Oh my god, I thought firewood gathering was bad but this…….this is a freakin' nightmare" Fayt slowly picks up another sheet of paper with his stick, and slips it into the trash bag tied behind his back. "Alright, another one down"
  Fayt looks up and observes his surroundings and notices that there's still hundreds upon hundreds of paper on the ground.
  "You've got to be kidding me, it seems like every time I pick up a sheet of paper ten more just take its place" Fayt shakes his head in disbelief "What's going on around here, are they reproducing or something?"
  Yuki stacks the fifth and last bundle of firewood on top of the pile, and looks at Fayt with a mocking grin.
  "All you seem to do is complain Fayt, hahahaha, in fact I think that's all you do" Yuki says while trying to contain her laughter.
  "That's right laugh it up" Fayt places his trash bag and stick on the floor. "Why do we even have to clean up anyway?"
  "Come on, you should know this by now considering the fact that we do this every year"
  "I know, I know, today's the day that Maple Wood was founded by our fore fathers….yadayadayada, but why do we have to get stuck with all these chores?"
  "It's a tradition"
  "Okaaaay….. but why? How is picking up garbage and gathering firewood going to do anything?"
  "Fayt, everyone is trying to do their best to keep Maple Wood a clean and safe village" Yuki ties the last of the firewood together.
  "I understand the safe part, but not the clean part. Why does this village even need to be cleaned? It's just going to get messy again." Fayt explains with a hint of
  2
  sarcasm.
  "Right, this is coming from someone who wears the same underwear three days straight. You need to understand, there's an ongoing war right now and we need to do everything we can to support the village" Yuki strongly states.
  "So you're saying that picking up a sheet of paper will help Maple Wood get through the war?" Fayt replies with a confident tone.
  Yuki gently rubs her hand on her forehead, and looks down. "You're one unbelievable guy you know that?"
  "I know, I try" he responds with a silly grin attached to his face.
  Suddenly the ground starts to shake, and the stack of firewood topples onto the ground. All paper in the garbage bag spills out, and the wooden stick rolls back and forth. The trees sway violently, and a plethora of leaves gently flutter to the floor. An old woman rushes towards Fayt and Yuki with sweat rolling down her face.
  "There you children are" the old woman has a hard time catching her breath. "Maple Wood is being raided by a group of Blood Trolls, you kids have got to get out of here"
  Fayt glances at Yuki and notices that she's paralyzed with fear and anxiety, he then looks at the old woman.
  "Where are the other villagers? Are they safe?" Fayt quickly asks.
  "Before I came to find you I overheard one of the Blood Trolls saying that they were gathering all the villagers in the town square"
  "Alright, I'm on it" Fayt rushes toward the town square, but Yuki grabs his arm.
  "What are you doing? Do you want to get killed?" Yuki yells with a frightened
  3
  expression on her face.
  "I have to do something, I'm not just going to idly stand here and watch as the whole village gets murdered by stupid trolls!" Fayt shouts on the top of his lungs. He looks at Yuki, and watches as a tear rolls down her cheek. He tries to calm down, and takes a deep breath. "When I was just a child my parents were killed by a Blood Troll. They didn't do anything wrong, they didn't ask for anything, they were happy with what they had, and yet………… a damned Blood Troll took their lives. And do you know why?"
  Yuki can feel the pain and sorrow in his heart, and tries to say something….
  "Fayt…..I…."
  He immediately cuts her off. "For a loaf of bread." He stares at the ground and tightens his fist. "That god forsaken troll killed my parents…..for a loaf of filthy bread….."
  "I'm sorry….I didn't know"
  "There's no need to apologize. What's done is done, one can't change the past." Fayt looks up at Yuki with a determined look. "But one can always change the future."
  He turns around and begins walking towards the town square.
  "Young man, you're making a big mistake" the old lady warns.
  "The villagers of Maple Wood welcomed me with open arms when I had nowhere else to turn to, I have to help them….I just have to…." Fayt picks up the stick on the ground, and rushes towards the town square.

  Yuki watches him as he disappears along the horizon, "Fayt….be careful…."

  4.

  Next Time:

  Chapter Two: The Contract

  • Posted Aug 20, 2009 12:43 am PT
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• 15Aug 09

  And I'm back..from outerspace....turn around now....I've got no homework to face

  Okay, okay, so technically I was gone for what? Two days, but trust me, two days away from gamespot feels like an ETERNITY! But I've finally done the IMPOSIBBLE, I have completed, drum roll please, my summer homework. HOORAY! Sushi for everyone!

  Now before I start serving the sushi I just wanted to thank you guys. Even though I was only gone for a mere two days, the comments that you guys left me in my last blog were heart touching, and I really appretiate it. Come over here you guys, I want to give you a BIG HUG! Hahahaha!!! I'm just playing, unless....you know....you actually want one.

  So I guess that's it, now that my summer homework is done I guess I'll just resume my duties as King pspitus and do what I've been doing the entire summer- ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! How fun is that?

  (PS I didn't "technically" finish my summer homework, I still have to read a book for AP History, a comic book that is, hahaha! No worries, I'll just read it in my sleep, I mean it's just a comic book, how long could it possibly take? *Last day of summer* Whoops oh well, I guess it's time for another ALL NIGHTER! Whip out the carrots and the salad dressing, this means buisness)

  So anyways, see you guys around, and until next time.

  • Posted Aug 15, 2009 9:57 pm PT
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• 13Aug 09

  Going to be Gamespot-LESS for a while.....

  Have I ever told you guys how much I love hanging around Gamespot, reading your interesting blogs, and posting comments like no tommorow? No? Well I'm not going to start now.

  Just kidding, I enjoy talking to you guys, but sadly that must come to an end.......for a while. It's funny, not in a comical hysterical kind of way, more like in a sad sort of way, I have about two weeks of summer vacation left and I still have summer homework. Hahaha, but what can I say, I'm such a HARD worker, and I just feel like I have to play something after doing 10 minutes of summer homework.

  I have no regrets though, it was fun, and hey you only live life once yeah? But seeing as how I've procrastinated long enough, and I'm running out of games to play I suppose I'll focus more on my summer homework now. So I've decided to quit coming to Gamespot for a while, because honestly to tell you the truth, gamespot is pretty much my main distraction considering that I do my homework near the computer.

  So anyways just wanted to break the news to you guys. But remember you'll all be in my Kingdom Hearts, don't let go of the light, there's darkness in everyone's heart, yada yada yada you know the rest.

  So see you guys around! And remember....stay beautiful.

  • Posted Aug 13, 2009 5:30 pm PT
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• 8Aug 09

  The Countdown to the End.......of summer......+ Thanks twilightlullaby

  Well with the end of summer approaching I have one question that continues to constantly run through my mind......what to do next?

  Playing video games everyday, and going on Gamespot constantly has taken its toll, and well... while I still enjoy doing it, I don't enjoy doing it as much as I use to. How do I explain it, it's like that one saying "One can have too much of a good thing". I know I should be enjoying more than I should, but I've become so accustomed to it that it feels like nothing anymore. Does that make any sense? If not, well that's okay.

  Gaming wise, I'm still playing Devil Survivor, and I've got to admit, IT'S INCREDIBLY HARD! I'm just going to leave it there, let's just say if you don't know what your doing and you don't think before you act you will suffer the consequences. On top of that I've been playing Nazi Zombies on Call of Duty: World at War, and a little bit of Banjo Tooie......a little bit... I guess I'm just getting a little restless from summer break, I really need to find something to do besides gaming.... maybe I should play some Persona 4 instead, but I guess that counts as a game...

  But enough about me, I just want to give a shoutout to twilightlullaby for making me this sweet persona/devil survivor banner. Thank you very much, DOMO ARIGATO! See, I know some Japanese . Come one, let's give her a round of applause.

  Well that's all from me....for now. Oh I just remembered, I still have summer homework to do. *Sigh* Summer vacation is sounding a lot more ummm..... better.

  • Posted Aug 8, 2009 4:34 pm PT
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• 31Jul 09

  New review+ The Force is Boring in this one.......

  Well to start this party off I've written a new review on Naruto Clash of Ninja Revolution 2. You know, the game that all of you have been laughing at in my previous blog. If you want to learn about ninjas, or you're just plain bored come and check it out. Please recommend. I know I'm going to get a lot of bad recommendations from all the naruto fans on gamespot though. I just have a feeling, oh well, when I write a review I don't like to lie about the game, I write it how I see it. Ooooh yeah. COol guy glassess activate.

  Other than Naruto I'm also replaying Persona 4- what can I say, I love the game, Devil Survivor, and Banjo Tooie. But enough of that let's get down to the most drastic and personal question I have ever asked.

  Are you bored?

  I guess I should rephrase that. Have you ever played a game that was so boring that you've had to force yourself to play the game. Sadly, that's happening to me right now. One of my most cherished childhood games, Banjo Tooie, continues to suck the life out of me. I don't understand why I'm not liking it. I was completely fine with Banjo Kazooie, in fact I love that game, but there's something about Banjo Tooie that makes me loathe it. Could it be the fact that it can take up to an hour to find a single jigsaw piece? Or the fact that you have to keep jumping from map to map? Or the fact that there's so many trasforming techniques in the game that it's overwhelming?

  I've tried to figure out what it was and I think I understand it now. The reason why Banjo Tooie continues to bore me is the fact that there's TOO MUCH content in the game. Banjo Kazooie was so simple, it was challenging but it was simple. Banjo Tooie on the other hand has so many things in the game: you can split up the bear and the bird, you can use warp pads, you can move across the worlds within the world, you have to teach moves to certain characters. I guess what I'm trying to say is that there's so many things in the game that it just makes the whole experience too complex and therefore boring.

  I'm still going to beat Banjo Tooie, but I just want to know what you guys think.

  

  • Posted Jul 31, 2009 9:13 pm PT
  • Category: Games
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• 27Jul 09

  Summer homework- the pinnacle of torture......

  You know what I really hate about summer vacation. The fact that it causes one to become an incredibly lazy couch hogging bum. I know it's vacation, and I know that it's suppose to be a time where one can relax, but seriously, if that's the case then why do teachers give summer homework? You've got me.

  *Sigh* I have one month left and I haven't even started on any of my assignments. And how could I? Summer vacation has made me lazy and stoopid, my mind has turned into a pile of donkey dung, my writing skills have gone down the drain (not that I had any to begin with), and I think I may have forgotten how to read . I think people are at they're most weakest during vacation time.

  Here's a list of things I have to finish by the end of August.

  1. Read a 300 pg book, create vocab sheet consisting of 20 words.

  2. Read Chapter 1 of AP Gov. Textbook + 50 vocab words

  3. Read Chapter 2 of AP Gov. Textbook + 50 vocab words

  4. Read Persepolis

  Honestly, I'm trying to enjoy my last high school summer vacation and they slap all these assignments on me. Oh well, I might as well get started. Complaining won't get me anywhere.

  • Posted Jul 27, 2009 8:33 am PT
  • Category: Rant
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• 24Jul 09

  Don't worry I'm still here......barely.....

  Sorry if I haven't been commenting on any of your blogs. It's not that I've been busy, it's the fact that I've just gotten lazy. *SIGH* That's what summer vacation does to you, it makes you into a lazy filthy food craving pspitus. Oh well, sometimes you just gotta go with the flow.

  Anyways I haven't really been doing much. Needless to say I have been doing something. I've been forcing myself, yes I said FORCING MYSELF, to play Banjo Tooie. I guess you can say that Banjo Tooie wasn't as good as I thought it would be, compared to Banjo Kazooie at least. I don't really want to talk about it right now, just thinking about the game makes the hair on my......ummm......you know, stand up. It's not that the game is incredibly bad, it's just that the levels are so flippin' huge and it's very difficult to get jigsaw pieces. I mean once it literally took me one full hour just to get a single jigsaw piece, who does that? Banjo Tooie has so much content that it feels.....well.....overwhelming to me. But that's just me. You'll see what I mean when I review it. Scratch that, IF I review it.

  I've also been playing Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor. It looks and feels like the persona games I've been playing so I just had to get it. I've also started playing Naruto Clash of Ninja Revolution 2 for the Wii, which I had bought yesterday. And yes I am playing a Naruto game, if you have the urge to laugh I want you to stop reading this blog and get all your laughs out right now. Nonetheless Clash of Ninja Revolution 2 is an incredibly fun game, I can't deny it.

  What else is there to say? I'm young, I'm hip, I'm in the zone. Maybe I'll go for a nice long walk on the beach between the moon and the stars. But first I need to find a girlfriend, any takers? Hahahaha well stay out of trouble kiddies or Mr. pspitus is going to get his whuppin' stick.

  (EDIT) Oh and here's my latest and greatest review.

  Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts

  • Posted Jul 24, 2009 12:31 am PT
  • Category: Other
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• 30Jun 09

  The Epic Adventures of pspitus: Endless Summer

  The Epic Adventures of pspitus: Endless SummerA somewhat True story)

  Day 1: First day of summer. Nice. I'm going to pull an all nighter. YES! That's just what I'm going to do. But I should really clean the snot from my controllers. I can tell my sickness is getting worse.

  Day 5: Still sick. Showing signs of becoming a zombie. Posted a blog on gamespt about my illness. Will I survive? Only time will tell.

  Day 7: So apparently I'm not going to turn into a zombie. Sorry courtney, sorry aidan, this guy isn't going to become no cute zombie. Not a chance. Drinking 100 cups of orange juice, 50 cups of salad dressing for nutritional support, 25 cups of shredded schoolwork to increase my knowledge, and 1 cup of pure chococlate really did work. You two should try it some time. Hey, maybe everybody should try it.

  Day 8: Never mind, don't try it. I'm even more sick.

  Day 10: Illness is gone, beginning to suspect drinking salad dressing is not a smart idea.

  Day 11: Making some progress on Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts. Not sure what kazooie is suppsoe to be. Is it a chicken, or a sheep, or an elephant, who knows? I'm putting my money on the elephant.

  Day 12: Watched Transformers today, wait, no, maybe five days ago? I don't know. It was a good movie. It taught me that robots indeed have to capacity to hump objects. Weird.

  S Day- Just made a review for Sims 3. Check it out, would you kindly?

  Day 13: Is summer over yet? I'm getting restless.

  Day 14: Running out of things to do, to play, to eat.......boredom taking over.

  Days 15-65: ...........endless summer........

  • Posted Jun 30, 2009 12:01 pm PT
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• 17Jun 09

  Down with the sickness....literally.... and a NEW review...

  I hate to say it you guys. I really hate to say it. So guess what, I'm not going to say it. Okay just cus you asked I'll say it.

  I'm sick.

  DADADADUUUUUMMMMM!!! This past week I've been coughing, wheezing, and blowing the living snot out of my brain. It's just nasty. It's like War of the Worlds in my nose, hahahaha!!! Yeah. I bet I sound pretty healthy now but it's still pretty bad. I've been sick since Saturday and it doesn't look like I'll be recovering any time soon. Maybe I'll become a zombie or somethin' if that happens I hope I'm one of those running zombies from Left 4 Dead instead of one of those slow and dumb zombies like in Resident Evil.

  To make matters worse, I was sick during Finals week. Man that was a terrible experience. How do my teachers expect me to fill in my scantrons if I have to keep getting up every five seconds to blow my nose, it's just madness, green nasty MADNESS. Oh well, I tried, and I guess that's all I could do. Just grin and bear it I suppose.

  At least my summer break starts today, I can now focus on gaining my energy back and recovering from my illness. Starting today I'm going to drink 100 cups of orange juice, 50 cups of salad dressing for nutritional support, 25 cups of shredded schoolwork to increase my knowledge, and 1 cup of pure chococlate for....well... just cus it tastes good.

  Aside from me being a complete SICKO, I also wrote a new review for Banjo Kazooie. WHOOPEE!!! I hope you guys check it out and give me some feedback. It's been a while since my last review so sorry in advance if it sounds like I'm a bit rusty. And as a new little thing I'm going to start doing, here is the video game song of the week, or day, or whatever....

  Banjo Kazooie review

  Banjo Kazooie- Gruntilda's Lair (Click Clock Wood version)

  • Posted Jun 17, 2009 11:07 pm PT
  • Category: Other
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