If chickens had three legs, would they cross the road? If Pepsi and Coca Cola morphed into one super powered drink, what would it be called? If there was one universal system, would there be fanboys? If I asked another question, would you bother to read it? Probably not, which is why I'm going to stop asking questions now. Welcome to my blog, I know what you're thinking "This guy is a freakin' nut job" and you know what, you may have something there. Feel free to leave comments, PM me, and remember Have it Your Way. (This message was not made to sponsor Burger King in any way, if you fail to realize this go ask Burger King yourself, what you say can and will be held against you in the federal court of law) - From the Desktop of pspitus

• 30Jun 09

  The Epic Adventures of pspitus: Endless Summer

  The Epic Adventures of pspitus: Endless SummerA somewhat True story)

  Day 1: First day of summer. Nice. I'm going to pull an all nighter. YES! That's just what I'm going to do. But I should really clean the snot from my controllers. I can tell my sickness is getting worse.

  Day 5: Still sick. Showing signs of becoming a zombie. Posted a blog on gamespt about my illness. Will I survive? Only time will tell.

  Day 7: So apparently I'm not going to turn into a zombie. Sorry courtney, sorry aidan, this guy isn't going to become no cute zombie. Not a chance. Drinking 100 cups of orange juice, 50 cups of salad dressing for nutritional support, 25 cups of shredded schoolwork to increase my knowledge, and 1 cup of pure chococlate really did work. You two should try it some time. Hey, maybe everybody should try it.

  Day 8: Never mind, don't try it. I'm even more sick.

  Day 10: Illness is gone, beginning to suspect drinking salad dressing is not a smart idea.

  Day 11: Making some progress on Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts. Not sure what kazooie is suppsoe to be. Is it a chicken, or a sheep, or an elephant, who knows? I'm putting my money on the elephant.

  Day 12: Watched Transformers today, wait, no, maybe five days ago? I don't know. It was a good movie. It taught me that robots indeed have to capacity to hump objects. Weird.

  S Day- Just made a review for Sims 3. Check it out, would you kindly?

  Day 13: Is summer over yet? I'm getting restless.

  Day 14: Running out of things to do, to play, to eat.......boredom taking over.

  Days 15-65: ...........endless summer........

  • Posted Jun 30, 2009 12:01 pm PT
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• 17Jun 09

  Down with the sickness....literally.... and a NEW review...

  I hate to say it you guys. I really hate to say it. So guess what, I'm not going to say it. Okay just cus you asked I'll say it.

  I'm sick.

  DADADADUUUUUMMMMM!!! This past week I've been coughing, wheezing, and blowing the living snot out of my brain. It's just nasty. It's like War of the Worlds in my nose, hahahaha!!! Yeah. I bet I sound pretty healthy now but it's still pretty bad. I've been sick since Saturday and it doesn't look like I'll be recovering any time soon. Maybe I'll become a zombie or somethin' if that happens I hope I'm one of those running zombies from Left 4 Dead instead of one of those slow and dumb zombies like in Resident Evil.

  To make matters worse, I was sick during Finals week. Man that was a terrible experience. How do my teachers expect me to fill in my scantrons if I have to keep getting up every five seconds to blow my nose, it's just madness, green nasty MADNESS. Oh well, I tried, and I guess that's all I could do. Just grin and bear it I suppose.

  At least my summer break starts today, I can now focus on gaining my energy back and recovering from my illness. Starting today I'm going to drink 100 cups of orange juice, 50 cups of salad dressing for nutritional support, 25 cups of shredded schoolwork to increase my knowledge, and 1 cup of pure chococlate for....well... just cus it tastes good.

  Aside from me being a complete SICKO, I also wrote a new review for Banjo Kazooie. WHOOPEE!!! I hope you guys check it out and give me some feedback. It's been a while since my last review so sorry in advance if it sounds like I'm a bit rusty. And as a new little thing I'm going to start doing, here is the video game song of the week, or day, or whatever....

  Banjo Kazooie review

  Banjo Kazooie- Gruntilda's Lair (Click Clock Wood version)

  • Posted Jun 17, 2009 11:07 pm PT
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• 13Jun 09

  Gaming MADNESS!!!!

  A lot has happened since my last blog, and when I say a lot, I mean a little. I'm guessing that didn't make sense.

  Lost Odyssey

  First off, if you guys can remember way back, like a month ago, I was having trouble finding a good RPG. In a turn of events I ended up playing through Lost Odyssey. It was a pretty good RPG overall and I highly recommend it........IF, and that's a big IF, you don't mind playing an RPG that doesn't do anything new in terms of gameplay. The story was rather dull and bland, but it starts to pick up as you progress through the game. A few "What the ****!?" moments here and there, but other than that it has a pretty average storyline. Oh and the music composed within the game is absolutely phenomenol, best soundtrack I've heard in a while, one of the few reasons I decided to go through that 4 disc odyssey. Here's a little taste.....

  Lost Odyssey: Fire Above the Battlefield- RPG battle themes don't get any more epic-y (is that a word?) than this, pure awesomeness.

  Lost Odyssey: Battle Conditions- Man, arrggghhh, AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! I don't want to spoil anything, but there is one boss battle that really made me frustrated and almost caused my brain to snap in two. What can I say, I don't think anyone should have to fight a boss that causes them to have emotional trauma in return, I'm just saying.Oh well, at least the song was cool.

  Lost Odyssey: A Mighty Enemy Appears- Man if I had played Lost Odyssey before my BIG music blog, this would have definetely made it to the Top Ten. Easily one of my favorite video game pieces.

  Okay enough of Lost Odyssey, moving on.

  inFamous

  After playing one terrible game after another. (Eternal Sonata, Too Human, etc.) I completely forgot how a "GOOD" game was suppose to be, and here comes inFamous around the corner. It is truly an amazing game, and if you own a PS3 and you don't have this game I want you to go to your room, grab a pillow, stand in a corner, and start whacking yourself in the head with that pillow for the next ten minutes. *Warning may cause a slight degree of brain damage.* Sandbox games don't get any better than this folks, if they do then well..... that's awesome.

  Sims 3

  Hooray for virtual people. I've been a fan of the sims series for a while now, but many of the games haven't impressed me overall. I would buy a sims game, and two days later I would simply stop playing it, and yes I know, that's a complete waste of money. But Sims 3 is different, it encourages you to explore to world, it lets you get a feel of what the the real world is like, and when I say real I mean virtual real......yeah. No more babysitting your sims, it's time to stop sucking your thumb and leave your house. Hooray for open world neighborhoods.

  Banjo Kazooie, and Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts

  In a attempt to relive my childhood and the influential influence of TissueShoe, I decided to re-play Banjo Kazooie. And honestly, I'm glad I did. I haven't actually finished it yet but the game is still unbelievable. Even after seven years or so, it still holds up to best one of the best platforming games in the market. As for Nuts and Bolts, well I can't say anything mainly cus I didn't open it. It still has it's plastic covering and everything.

  Thank you for sticking around, if I could I would treat all you guys out to.....I don't know..... Burger King or Wendys or somethin, but seeing as I'm across the world from you guys and I don't have any money I guess that won't be happening.
  

  • Posted Jun 13, 2009 9:07 am PT
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