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• 3Jul 09

  What a crazy, random happenstance!

  YESS!!!!
  Family has gone for the night, I'm freeee!!!!!
  

  You know, until my HORRIBLE WEEKEND STARTS.
  Grrr.
  
  See I have work tomorrow which I love so I'm all happy and looking forward to that because... work is awesome... And the balloon guy might be back.
  I want a butterfly this week.
  But the thing is that after work, I'm going home with my grandparents.
  Uurrgghhhhhhhh.
  ANd then they're taking my to this party for my cousins kid I think who I've never said a word to ebfore and yeah, it's totally gonna be awesome of course (SARCASM)
  .......
  The thing that annoys me the most is that my mum didn't ask me whether I wanted to do this.
  SHe was on tyhe phone infront of me and telling people what was happening and I heard her organising something involving me and I told her, I said
  "Mum. Do not plan things involving me without asking me whether I'm okay with it first."
  And what does she do? She plans something.
  THat I happen to really really hate.
  
  AND!!! I confronted her tonight and I told her that I don't appreciate her plannign things without asking me first and then she goes off about how she can never talk to me blah blah blah and that annoyed me even more because if she actually tried talking to me then she would realise that I would talk back.
  GGRRRR!
  I'm sooo annoyed.

  But I will move on because I have the whole night to myself

  So you know the other day how was really annoyed about how I didn't end up getting my License because I didn't have a signature and that meant that I had to go into my mums work and I didn't want to do that and everything.
  Well as it turns out, that day was incredibly enjoyable.

  So I got into the work adn I'd been into help a few times before and I knew a few of the people my mum worked with and she'd hired new staff becasue she's the boss so I got to meet all these people who were nice and all.
  It's all office work so I have lot of fun deciding which people in the office are actually characters from The Office

  Anyway, I was cleaning up these computer boxes and I saw MY CD player in the office.
  And this was a really good CD player.
  And it was mine.
  And I'd been missing it for ages.
  But I didn't really mind because I never use my CD player anymore.
  But mum and I were playing around so I called her a b*tch
  In a good way.
  And everyone laughed.
  Including my mum
  
  And then I was filing in this room and I was sort of listening to the conversation happening outside but not really so I didn't hear that much.
  But then I randomly hear them ask my mum whether she wanted Green Day tickets because they're coming to Australia soon.
  And I really really want Green Day tickets.
  So I was yell out to my mum "YES!!! You have to buy me Green Day tickets!" And then everyone laughed but it was totally awesome because she said she'd get me them
  Haha as we all walked out of the office to get them someone was like "I thought your mum was a b*tch?"
  But I was like "My mum's not a b*tch..."
  And everyone laughed again.

  So as we left to get the tickets I decided to call my friend Athena because I knew she wanted to go to this concert WWAAAAYYYYY more than me.
  So I asked her if she wanted to come.
  And she did.
  SO now we're going to Green Day together.
  
  That'll be fun.
  December 8th, I can't wait!!!

  And I got my license.
  So now I can learn to drive in a car but I need to have a full proper driver in the car with me at all times.
  And I would have gone for a drive already except for the fact that mum never has time to teach me how to drive so we have to wait for next weeked.
  I DON'T WANT TO WAIT THAT LONG

  Oh, at the office thing, I had to shred paper.
  Which you know, sounds like SUPER-AWESOME FUN!
  But after like... 2 hours of it, is not SUPER-AWESOME FUN. It's SUPER-BORING NOT-FUN. And my back was hurting.
  And I almost fell asleep standing up.
  And I crushed my finger under the shredder.
  ... yeah
  But still, for the first 5 minutes, I was super awesome because I was using a shredder.
  

  I finished watching Gossip Girl today.
  Finally.
  I'm onto Chuck now.
  Woah My Gosh this show is sooo awesome.
  I've seen a grand total of three episodes and I already am totally in love with it.
  It's so funny!!
  Haha I love Morgan
  Sorry, he just jumped out of some bushes

  Anyway... I don't know what else to talk about... But I had something planned for this bloggage....
  *thinking*
  RIGHT!!!!
  I remember.
  I was going to steal a quiz from Anna

  THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
  1. Jess (because you know me, I'm all about the mystery!)
  2. Rebbers (a weird version of my last name that Sav likes to call me)
  3. Rabies. (Which is what my last name sounds like if you pronounce it correctly. Beka calls me this. Affectionately)

  THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
  1. Sting-rays.
  2. fishing hooks.
  3. A bunch of sting rays and fishing hooks ON A HELICOPTER with me inside too.

  THREE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY:
  1. DVD sales.
  2. my Bart Simpson curtains.
  3. fondu.

  THREE THINGS YOU HATE:
  1. getting eyelashes in my eyes.
  2. papercuts
  3. velociraptor's could come through my windows.

  THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
  1. spearmint flavoured gum
  2. red bull
  3. velociraptor spray.

  THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
  1. Switzerland jumper *thumbs up*
  2. earings
  3. HIPPO UNDIES!!!

  THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE (OR SAME) SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
  1. how tall they are
  2. how much tv they watch
  3. how much facial hair they have

  THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
  1. watching... you know, TV
  2. typing random things on the internet SOAP!
  3. Quoting Dr. Horrible with Daria (yes! Knew I'd get a mention in there somehow)

  THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
  1. Candy canes.
  2. to be wearing my beanie
  3. George Clooney naked on a white sandy beach

  THREE CAREERS YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
  1. A surgeon so I can CUT YOU UP!!!
  2. An actress so I can still CUT YOU UP!!!
  3. A butcher so I can not cut you up. Jokes a forensic scientist.

  THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
  1. New York
  2. Mexico so I can get some swine flu, tacos and wear a sombrero
  3. Slovenia so I can fall down some stairs.

  THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
  1. jump out of a plane with a dragon
  2. faint infront of Patrick Dempsey.
  3. Quote Dr. Horrible to someone face to face and have them be able to quote back.

  WOAH!!!!
  I'm tlking to Gixxy because she's finally home (YAY!!! I'm going to make her handcuff herself to her computer so she can never leave) and she just told me to mention her in my blog but I do't know how she kenw...
  Oh, apparently I told her.
  I do not remember that at all.

  Hmm I should talk about something else but I'm just going to post my 365 pictures instead.

  BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
  I was just imitating Gixxy on webcam because she was on the phone.
  Hahahaha!
  What fun I have.

  Project365.

  
  29th june, 2009
  day 108.
  Walking Suzanne home is long but fun.
  That kid cracks me up.

  
  30th june, 2009
  day 109.
  You can be having the worst day ever but it only takes one little sentence to make you feel like it was the best day ever.

  
  1st july, 2009
  day 110.
  Office work. Riveting stuff.
  But, I did get to spend 2 hours shredding so...
  And I got my L's...
  And I got Green Day tickets...
  

  
  2nd july, 2009
  day 111.
  Afro Dog has a wittle bath today.
  And he gotted alll cold.
  And shivered.
  And was alll cute-like.

  My dog is the cutest doggy in the whole world

  I wish I could get the sound working on my webcams.

  IVY IVY IVY Because she's special and needs to be mentioned.
  I'll do your quiz next
  SO I am going to go now because... I want to finish watching Chuck.
  ANd because I can't think of anything else to say.
  And because I need my hands for eeating my Fredddo. Yummy.

  Later my home dawgs
  At another time my little limes?
  
  Sorry Mack, I couldn't think of a rhyming vegetable.

  • Posted Jul 3, 2009 5:54 am PT
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• 30Jun 09

  Home is where the heart is, so your real home's in your chest

  Hahah so I'm finally blogging again.
  I know I said I would like... the day after my last one but things just got busy.
  I'm osrry everyoneeeee
  Forgive me??

  Project365

  
  23rd june, 2009
  day 102.
  Look at the mad skillz of my new phone!

  
  24th june, 2009
  day 103.
  Poor Mr Spidey.
  His web is all wet and pretty-ful.
  
  

  
  25th june, 2009
  day 104.
  The drunken caterpillar!!!
  He was rollin' around the groundddd.

  
  26th june, 2009
  day 105.
  I have a movie-tastic day today!
  I saw sooo many movies.
  .... Okay, only 2.
  But that's a lot for one day.
  ... These are from my collection of movie tickets. I have a whole box full!

  
  27th june, 2009
  day 106.
  LOOK WHAT THE BALLOON MAN GAVE ME!!!
  He comes into work every Saturday and makes balloon animals and things for the kids and he made me one

  
  28th june, 2009
  day 107,
  After seeing Transformers today, I've developed a habit of wondering where the aliance of my appliances truly lies.
  Definitely a Deceptacon.

  So I only have up to the 28th ready. The rest I haven't loaded into my computer yet
  I'll get to them one day

  Right. So I have some stuff to talk about (when do I not though??)

  Anyway, Daria. It's so weird. There are like... 3 blogs you've done that I haven't replied to but the thing is that I didn't even know they were there.
  Its like... tv.com just decided not to tell me.
  And I was rather sad by that becasue one of them said that I was awesome...
  
  You're pretty awesome too!

  Haha I just made my family watch the first episode of TBBT>
  I love that show so much.
  Though... I feel... really outcasted because everyone is all "Leonard is soo annoying, lad de dah de dah" but... I like Leonard.
  I have nothing against him.
  He makes me laugh.
  .... Whatever, I'll just be different.

  I saw Transformers 2 on... Sunday? yup, Sunday.
  Wow, that's a good movie.
  Like... seriously... really... goood... /...
  Did I go a bit overboard with the dots there???
  I think I did!!
  

  Anyway, when does Gix get back? I don't know.
  It's really cold.
  Well I'm really cold.
  And grrr I'm a little annoyed at the moment because today I went to get my L's.
  Which isss... when you learn to drive, there are two stages.
  L's means you can drive in a car but only with someone who has a full lisence and yeah.
  And so I walked AAAALLLLLLLL the way to the place to get it which is pretty kinda far adn I got 3 blisters on my feet and then I find out that I need this thing signed by a parent but the parent needs to be there and then I had to walk aaalllllll the way back and I was going to buy myself some condensed milk to make me feel better but then I saw my ex-boyfriend and I have to admit, this but was pretty funny.
  I full on saw him and then full on just stopped right where I was, turned right around and practically ran out of there
  Hehe I only did that though becasue he keeps telling me he still likes me.
  And that's pretty annoying.

  Hmmm... there was a point to this whole story...

  RIGHT!

  I have to go into work with my mummy tomorrow which means getting up waaaay to early and then doing stupid filing all day and making awkward conversation with weird people all so she can take me into the Licence place at lunch time.
  ......
  NOT ON!

  ... I'm really sorry if I sound likea b*tch right now, it's just whenever I'm watching Gossip Girl I tend to get a little..... Blair-ish and complain about everything
  It's how I roll

  
  "Hey you! Garcon with the bubble butt, arrete!"
  
  That tehre just made my day.
  *sigh* I love french.

  What else to talk aboutttt?
  ummmmm....

  I know.

  MEMMY'S!
  WOOOO!
  Part-aye!
  I love the Memmy's.
  (Oh mack, this is my mention of the Memmy's... you probably already guessed that. You being all smart and stuff)
  
  So yeah.
  Memmy's. Tell your friends.

  EDIT! Right *points to screen* here.
  Or here?
  nope, ehre!
  Anyway, I just remembered this and it made me laugh really hard for some reason.
  Anyway, I was watching something last night and then ads came on and there was an ad for NCIS.
  And it's a repeat episode but it's a really good episode and they were making a big fuss out of it.
  Anyway, you know how sometimes for movies and when new shows come out, they show like... how tv guide or something rated it and they'll say "So-and-so says: blah blah blah awesomeness blah, 9/10!"
  Well anyway, they did this for this episdoe.
  I don't kjnow why.
  But the funny thing was, this is what it said.
  "9.5/10!!! - tv.com"
  And for some really strange reason, this made me laugh.
  For a good 2 minutes.
  And then I felt all proud because... this is tv.com.
  And I'm ehre.
  [END OF EDIT!]

  So I should go and... finish watching Gossip Girl adn then go to bed.
  Not that I will sleep of course.
  Sleep is... one of the more difficult things for me to do so...
  
  Anyway, later homies.
  Peace out, brussel sprout!
  
  

  • Posted Jun 30, 2009 3:27 am PT
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• 27Jun 09

  (depressing shot)

  See. Daria and I are cool-awesome-rad people who quote Dr. Horrible in our titles.
  ... It's what we do.
  How we roll.

  You should all check out the huge-massive chunk of Nutella I'm eating right now.
  From a spoon of course.
  That I will not rbeak

  Sooo I don't really know what's new with me.
  I hurt all voer.
  That's new.
  
  From work.
  HARD OUT!
  WORD UP!
  I don't really know what either of thiose mean.
  Jenn was saying them all day today.
  Apparently word up can only be said if hard out has been said first.
  ....

  Hmmm.
  Whatever.
  I lvoe work
  I know that's kind of weird but I really do.
  It makes me laugh so much.
  So I'm a Saturday girl.
  I work every Saturday
  And my Saturday peeps are Jenn and Debbie.
  Debbie is like... 50 or so. And she's totally awesome.
  And Jenn is like 18 or something. And... really really maori.
  For Australians... think female Jonah from Summer Heights High
  Anyway, somhow we all get along really well.
  And we're a trio.
  And we all work the longest shoft.
  Debbie says it's becasue we all actually do work.
  Jenn says it's because we're hard out.
  I say it's becasue I'm there.
  

  So anyway, at work, there's this guy called Benji.
  He's really skinny and stick like and really annoying and all day I was telling him that I'd take him.
  ANd then I'd totally kick his face.
  And so we decided to take it to the carpark but we didn't because I'm too nice and de3cided to let it all slide.
  He said "whatever, you're too scared"
  I said "I will go you. I'll fight you!"
  And then Orlando,started laughing.
  And then Megan and I decided that we'd use Benji as a stick and beat other people with him.
  And then Debbie said she wondered about me sometimes.
  And then Jenn said Hard out.

  Eww. Old guys still prowl my working day.
  Only now I choose to laugh at them now instead of get scared.
  Except for this one guy who kept winking at me.
  ... Either that or he had a really bad twitch in his eye.
  But there was the guy who said that his day was good now because I was smiling at him.
  Which was both kind and freaky at the same time.
  And then the guy who tried to touch Josipas face
  And then the 4 people who when I asked if they wanted something in a bag would say "It's already in a bag..."
  .... NO SH*T SHERLOCK.
  |-|
  Like I haven't heard that one 084769837983769536045 times before.
  
  Lameholes.

  Before work, I was waiting for my shift to start and I start pretty early so the mall is usually pretty empty besides for a few randoms.
  Ad I was just sitting on a chair and this guy walks past me.
  And tehn walks past me again a while later.
  And then again.
  And that's whn I realised that he was doing his "morning excercise" in the mall.
  And I only call it a mall because I've been listening to "Let's Go To The Mall" a little too much.
  And yeah.
  This guy was cracking me up.
  He was wearing a full on, buttoned up, collared white formal shirt.
  With tracksuit pants.
  And then the WEIRDEST vest ever.
  That looked like it had been sewn from a curtain of some kind.
  And he had his little iPod and everything.
  What a mad guy!!!
  Then Orlando was miming him.
  And Debbie hit him.
  And we all laughed.

  I say and a lot.

  I bought new headphones
  They're a little pink.
  I wanted to buy the actual iPod ones but I didn't have the money.
  Becasue I bought season 1 of TBBT.
  Even though I've only seen about 3 episodes ever of it
  But it's worth it.
  I lvoe that show.

  Seriously, 3 seasons in 1 week.
  New record for me.
  Also, I'm apparently seeing 4 movies in 4 days.
  If Monday goes to plan.
  See yesterday I saw Year One and Angels and Demons. (Both completely different to what I expected. Year One was one oth those movies where they show all the funny bits in the previews and Angels and Demons was completely different to the book so I got really confused). And then tomorrow I am going to see transformers 2 (WOOO!!!! ) and then hopefully, maybe, possibly I am seeing The Proposal on Monday.
  so... yeah

  GUESS WHAT!!!!!
  So every Saturday, this balloon guy comes in and he has really seriously awesome mad as skillz with making balloons.
  And every week I go to get a balloon.
  But he's always gone by the time my break is.
  So I'm sad tehn.
  And everyone tries to get me balloons for me at work but they always miss him too.
  But today I got hiM!!!
  And he made me the coolest little dog every.
  It has a tongue and a different coloured nose and everything!!!

  I took a picture for y'all.

  Yesterday was my dad's birthday.
  And I tried to call him like 4 times.
  And his fiance.
  But I couldn't get hold of him.
  So I didn't speak to him.
  And I didn't talk to him today.
  So now I'm really sad
  And he's gonna be sad.
  And I hate when my dad's sad.
  

  WOAH my gosh, guess what.
  I DIDN'T STEAL A QUIZ FROM IVY TODAY!
  I know.
  That's a big thing for me.
  I always steal her quizzes.
  ..... I must be changin or something.
  .... hard out

  So I have a really boring life.
  I don't even know why I blog.
  
  I';ma post some Project365 pictures now.
  Maybe.
  If I can get them to load for me.

  My computer is so slow

  Gixxy is off at some spa.
  If it were me I would be totally bored.
  I think she's bored too.
  She keeps twittering that she is....
  I miss her

  Yeahhh, I'll post my pics tomorrow in a special picture blog... Beecause they won't load fast enough.
  And I'm really tired because no matter how fun my working sounds, it really mad me tired.
  Like I almost fell asleep in the register.
  And then Jenn was spinning on her mat and hit me and woke me up.
  And then we talked about falling asleep in the boxes so no one could find us.
  Anyway, not the point.
  Sorry Ela, you'll have to wait for them
  You're the one who wanted to see them the most

  BYE EVERYONEEEEE.
  WATCH OUT FOR THOSE ALIGATORS BECAUSE THEY WILL SEE YOU LATER.
  aND THE CROCODILES BECAUSE THEY'LL SEE YOU IN A WHILE.
  
  I make myself laugh.
  ........

  PS: A police car just drove past my house!

  • Posted Jun 27, 2009 5:22 am PT
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