I can now gleek on purpose!

That is all.

...For Christmas! We get two weeks, just enough to cover Christmas and the New Year. I've got homework for, like, five different cla-sses! And not just exercise X or question Z. Actual papers with an index and an introduction and a conclusion and everything! Don't the teachers know what "vacation" means? And it's so obvious that they're only making us do this because they couldn't teach everything they wanted and are unloading the rest on us! Ugh!

Anyway, am currently listening to Enya. It's very nice and calm. I like it. I also like System of a Down, but they're not so much with the nice and calm. Except for Roulette. That one really catches you by surprise. I love the chorus.

Tonight I am going out with some friends. We went to school together until the fourth grade, then we scattered like leaves on the wind. We usually go out two or three times a year. We're doing the whole "dinner and a movie" thing. Dinner will probably mean McDonald's. Movie will probably mean a 30 minutes of trying to figure out what to watch followed by choosing whichever starts next, even if we don't really want to watch it.

Tomorrow I will have an exchange of presents with my classmates. And watch a movie, because one of them has a projector in his room so we watch movies there.

Then Sunday I'll go out with my friends from the Zoo ATL and we'll have lunch and... that's right, watch a movie.

Tuesday will be my mom's birthday so we'll have a dinner with the friends of the family. I don't really like the friends of the family. The only people my age are boys and they just talk about wrestling and football (well, soccer). The girls are all at least three years older and talk about nothing but clothes and make-up and "oh, I've been losing weight and my dietist says my waist is becoming smaller but you can't tell right now because I swell when I've got my period". Yes, one of them said that once. I wonder if I can convince my friends to arrange something that day. Probably not.

Well, this is getting long so I guess I'll leave you with a random fact: I like Doctor Who. I watched the first two seasons on tv and am now downloading the third because they won't air it. They're replacing it with Torchwood, which made me hate it a little bit. But just a little. I'm totally going to give it a chance. Although I must say it seems to be very focused on sex. Which is bad, in case you were wondering.

I wish Donna had agreed to accompany the Doctor. Martha kinda gets on my nerves, being so much like Rose. She can't win like that, basically because Rose was first and Rose was, well, better. In my humble opinion. Donna, on the other hand, is more feisty and less "I wuv him so vewy vewy much and he doesn't even notice". But Donna will be back in the fourth season so yay.

Bye.

. . About You . . *
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark brown. Gets kind of a copper shine in the summer.
Height: 5'6"
Favorite Color: Black
Screen Name: numot
Favorite Band: At the moment, System of a Down
Favorite Movie: At the moment, either Reefer Madness or Nightmare Before Christmas. I love musicals.
Favorite Show: At the moment, Doctor Who. Which has been replaced by Torchwood. Seriously, wtf! Now I'll probably have to buy the 3rd and 4th seasons online.

Your Car: I'm 14
Your Hometown: Lisbon
Your Present Town: Lisbon
Your Crushes First Name: Uh... None at the moment. Used to be Bernard.
Your Grade: That's school year, right? Nine.
Your St-yle: Comfortable? Is comfortable a st-yle?
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop? I live in an apartment block.
Kissed someone in the rain? Never kissed, period. Sigh
Danced in a public place? Yup
Smiled for no reason? Totally. Yay for happiness!
Laughed so hard you cried? Yuh-huh
Written a song? Some. I have a friend who's written more, but mine rhyme so I win.
Sang to someone for no reason? All the time. Not like serenading, but yeah.
Performed on a stage? Yeah, but I was in a choir of more than a 100 people. Still fun.
Talked to someone you don't know? Who hasn't?
Gone out of your way to befriend someone? Let me think... Uh... Can't really remember any occasion.
Made out in a theatre? See above, "kissed someone in the rain".
Gone roller skating since 8th grade? No. But now I will just to show you.
Been in love? I'm 14. It just seems kinda wrong.

. . Who was the last person to . . *
Say Hi to you? My mom, this morning.
Tell you, I love you? My parents.
Kiss you? Mom, on the cheek, as she left for work.
Hug you? My friend, Louise. She felt cold. XD
Tell you Bye? Bernard, last night, when we left school.
Write you a note? Don't remember.
Take your photo? Peter. A photo of me and my friend.
Buy you something? My parents just bought my Christmas presents. I haven't gotten them yet...
Go with you to the movies? My parents. We watched some French comedy.
Sing to you? To me, nobody. With me, lots of people.
Write a poem about you? Nobody... I is lonely...
Touch you? My mom.

. . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed? Yesterday at school. I think I laugh everytime I talk to my friends.
Time you cried? Do not remember. A few months ago.
Movie you watched? Alien vs Predator. Not really scary. At all. There's too many characters and you just don't care what happens to them.
Song you've sang? Adeste Fideles in my Music cl-ass
Time you've looked at the clock? 8:40 this morning. 8 minutes ago.
Drink you've had? Milk. From my cereals.
Number you've dialed? My dad to ask him if he would be late. He always is when he picks me up from school.
Book you've read? Reading Stephen King's Duma Key.
Food you've eaten? Cereals and milk.
Flavor of gum chewed? Peppermint. Yesterday.
Shoes you've worn? Sneakers.
Store you've been in? Some random knick-knack store my mom likes.
Thing you've said? Bye to my mom.

. . Can You . . *
Write with both hands? Kinda. I mean, it's legible but I write a bit slowly with my left hand.
Whistle? Well, not the loud, fingers-in-mouth kind.
Blow a bubble? I don't' understand the question.
Roll your tongue in a circle? Yes!
Cross your eyes? Completely!
Touch your tongue to your nose? With some help from my fingers...
Dance? Well, I can... That doesn't mean I'm good at it.
Gleek? Not on purpose.

Stay up a whole night without sleep? Nope. The closest I got was 2 hours of sleep.
Speak a different language? Well, English! And a tiny little bit of French. I can form basic sentences.
Impersonate someone? Sort of. A friend of mine asks if we want a slap when we annoy her. I mock impersonate her. All in good fun, of course.
Prank call people? I have never tried.
Make a card pyramid? Well... A tiny one... Three tiers.
Cook anything? Scrambled eggs with sausage.

. . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a... rich person I would buy an Xbox 360.
I wish... my computer could handle GTA IV.
So many people don't know that... I have no secrets.
I am... smart. Yay!
My heart is... stupid. But I'm a teenager so it's normal.

The End!!

Now, instead of a Random Fact, I have a question. I guess this is the part where audience participation would be required. Anyway:

When I spend too much time on my computer my parents tell me that I value the virtual world more than socialization with my peers. Of course, it's a bad thing. But isn't it sort of the same thing when we're in the car and they shush me so they can listen to some dude talking on the radio?

Buh-bye!

I'm, uh, probably leaving again. Or maybe I'll blog once in a while. Or something. Yeah, this site just doesn't hold my attention anymore.

Aside from that, I'm buying Guitar Hero: World Tour for the PS2 for Christmas and when I get enough money I'll buy an XBox 360 so I can have one of the "serious" new generation consoles. Too bad it's so expensive. If I buy Guitar Hero I'll be 130€ short. Maybe with my grandparents' Christmas money and if my parents buy me a game... I wonder if they'd get me Fable. It is rated M so I don't know.

Random fact: I have a very short attention span. I'll get really into something then two months later just lose interest and drop it. Eventually I'll become interested again but for the moment I'll just get something new to do. That's really annoying because I always have to be buying new stuff in order to satisfy my boredom.

K, bye.

The casting of How I Met Your Mother seems to be really Jossverse-oriented. And no, I don't just mean Lily (aka Alyson Haningan aka Willow). I watched an episode just yesterday (it would have aired a few weeks ago for people in the states) and I noticed not one, not two, but three of those familiar faces! There was Alyson (duh) but then I noticed Alexis Denisof (Wesley) and then, after that, Amy Acker (Fred)!

Anyway, that's what I wanted to say.

Random fact: Apparently I have the same grade in a test whether I study hard or just go over everything in half an hour. Wish someone would have told me that before I spent all weekend studying for that stupid History test. In which I got a B, by the way. It's funny, actually, because the next day we received our French tests, after three weeks, them lazy teachers, and I got an A. I didn't study for that one. Seriously, I didn't even open the books out of class except when I had homework.

This reminds me of a funny ocasion when I was in Year 6 or 7 or something and the teacher gave me my test and said "You should all work as hard as her, then you'd get better grades" and everyone just started laughing because I hadn't studied at all. It was so funny.

School is being crazy. Whenever I have less than three tests in a week my teachers give me loads of homework. I hate it. Plus, I have a History test next week and teacher still hasn't corrected the last one. Then again, they were two weeks apart. My French teacher, however, seems to know just how to make me laugh. She tells us that in two weeks she still hasn't corrected the tests because she has been to busy! She goes on saying she has 7 classes and it takes a lot of work to correct all those tests. Oh, yes, I understand what she means. It's not like she has all that free time in the teachers lounge since she's forced to be at the school for a certain amount of hours. The woman's just lazy.

I also like how teachers say they don't want to work during the holiday (December 1st. It's national) and then schedule two tests for that week. It's nice.

There's also been some love-related drama (not me!) but you probably don't want to hear about it so I won't go into that.

Random fact: I love Nightmare Before Christmas. I love singing along to it. I'm actually watching it right now. Hehe "An since I am dead I can take off my head to recite Shakespearean quotations".

Buh-bye.

Just... tests and such. Got the best grade on my Portuguese test, which is good because there's an exam at the end of the year. That and Maths, but that one's easy peasy. And all the other tests were realtively easy. Even History, but I studied for it so it's natural.

I've already got a huge Christmas list but I won't ask for everything in it. I'll definitely ask for the "new" Pokémon game: Diamond or Pearl. I would have bought it before, but my DS's touch screen spent months not working then suddenly decided malfunctioning was so last fall and went back to being fine. I don't have a stylus anymore because I broke one and lost the other, but that's another story.

Random fact: I spend more time thinking of what to write in this section than I do writing the rest of the blog.

So long.

Meet super numot, who can create blogs so full of awesomeness that all viewers are paralized with amazement! Or at least that's what she'll tell you if you ask her why she doesn't have any comments on her blogs. Yup, got nothing to do with... anything else. Just the pure awesomeness. It's all the awesomeness's fault. Always is.

Well, that's it. No news or anything. Pretty boring life I'm leading here. Just school and tv. And my laptop, which I got about two weeks ago. My shiny new laptop, which I love so very much.

Random fact: I... uh... still play Pokémon. On my GameBoy. Well, Nintendo DS. Whatever.

That's all. You may go now. Bye.

I don't really trick or treat (I never have) but that's because we only have apartment blocks here and nobody else does it so I'd look pretty weird walking around dressed like a witch or something.

By the way, no disguises are allowed in my school. No wig, no colored hair, no crazy makeup. Everyone in my class is going to wear black today, though. That's more than I've done in the last couple of years. After school most of us will go watch some band called IC19. I don't really like concerts (plus they're lame) so I'm out.

A friend of mine whose mom doesn't let her go invited me and a couple of others to go to her place after school. We're going to order pizza and watch horror movies. Only it seems none of us has any. So maybe we'll just watch Nightmare Before Christmas or something. Still, all's good because there will be pizza. And a Wii. And an excuse to party!

About the crush, short story: I liked a guy, told him I liked him, things were awkward then things were fine again then I stopped liking him. Now stretch that over a year and add some teenage hormones for the long story.

Random fact: Well... The smileys aren't working anymore... I discovered it's because the site is under new management and has changed. But you already kenw that... Oh, I know! I'm catching up on everyone's blogs and it's going to take forever because I'm reading every single one. Because I'm very methodic. Ok, bye.

I wrote this really blog and then I clicked preview and it went poof. Not really in the mood to write it all again, so I'll give you a summary. Ahem.

School stuff, loads of tests, I don't study very much, more school stuff, I'll tell you about how I'm over my crush next time I blog, the end.

Random fact: This was going to be witty and interesting but I'll just have to go with "tv.com hates bloggers". Maybe next time.

Buh-bye.

Still remember me?

Yeah, I know. Long time, no see. A whole year, no word... Shameless. I am ashamed. It's just that it's a bit hard to talk about shows when I'm a season behind on everything. It kind of takes away some of the enthusiasm. Still, no excuse.

In other news, I have watched the first two seasons of Veronica Mars and they're really totally awesome. The third season is only available in region 1 DVDs so I'll have to wait.

I won't really be coming back full force, I'll just blog once in a while or something. But hi...

That song's been stuck in my brain for weeks. The levi's commercial is evil.

Anyway, I haven't been here much... I haven't been here at all for the last four weeks. I know it was four weeks because that's when school started. And I've been very busy ever since. Also, I bought a new Playstation2 game.

Moving on, in these four weeks I have learnt many things like, for example, that playing the drums is cool, that my Playstation2 is broken (you didn't really think any of the learning was done at school, did you?) and that I am stupid. Actually, that last one was at school, just not in cl.ass. Confused? I shall move on to explaining, then.

*clears throat*

I have a tendency to want stupid things. Things that everyone tells me not to want because they suck, but that I still want, merely because I don't have them. And sometimes because it seems great on TV. And songs. And books. And movies. And sometimes even in computer games. So I keep on wanting them and feeling bad without them until I get them. At which point I develop the urge to hit myself because it really does suck and I knew and I still wanted it. And I want to go back to the way it was because then it was good and nice and suck-free. But I can't. And that's why I'm stupid.

Well, I had that information. I knew that it would suck once I had it. And still stupid me wanted it for no other reason than to know I had it. I hope I'm making myself clear.

Anyway, now I have it. And it sucks, just like I thought it would. And all those TV shows and songs and books and movies, as I now find, are stupid. Even more than me, perhaps.

And that thing is... *drum roll*

Yeah, I know, pathetic, right? And that's not all, as you'll find out on the random facts section. It gets worse. Oh, and a quote from myself to myself that somehow found its way into this blog.

"Im too rational for crushes to be fun." (me, my life)

Random facts: I have a crush on my best friend. Which is a guy, just in case you were wondering. So here are some questions that I would love to see answered: What do I do about it? Do I tell him, do I wait until I get over it? If he doesn't like me back, will it ruin our friendship? Do I tell him face to face, on my phone, on Messenger? Should I tell him at the end of the school year so I can avoid him? Should I just tell him I like a boy and ask him what I should do? Do I sound like a total soap-opera teenager or worse? I'm gonna stop writing now.

Bye.

I'm doing an experimental thing this year. On the covers of my school dossiers, I usually glue pictures that are associated with the class it'll be for. This year, I'm making a poem instead. Simple thing, four verses, in english.

Anyway, I don't like geography.Ok, I hate Geography with a passion. So the poem I made for it was a bit mean. My mom wouldn't let me put it on the dossier so I'm posting it here. Lucky you! Well, here it is!

You teach us 'bout rivers and mountains

And countries and cities and such

There's just one thing you're forgetting:

Hello! Boring much?

Random fact: I like to write poems.

Bye, folks, you've been a great audience! Come again!

And there are four main things I will share with you:

1. Spamalot is one of the best plays I have ever seen. If you like Monty Python then you just have to watch it!

2. If you want good tours around London, choose London Walks. It's the best.

3. Everything costs more in London. Or almost everything. Books are cheap.

4. If I ever hear "Mind the Gap" again I'll kill someone. Seriously. Every friggin' station! AAAAAHHHH!

Random fact: I like to speak in english. I wish to live in England \ America when I grow up.

Bye!

I'll give you a hint: it's me! OK, so maybe that was a little too obvious. But I don't care 'cause I'm going to England!

In other news, since I'll be gone for a week, Quiz! Here it is, get to know me better!

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?

Umm... Pork?

ANY BAD HABITS?

I bite my toenails. Yes, toenails!

WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARASSING CD ON THE SHELF?

That would have to be Molly Beat.

IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

Probably, 'cause of all the cool jokes.

HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NEVER TO TELL?

No, I'm good at keeping secrets if it matters to the person who told me. I don't feel that urge to tell everyone.

DO LOOKS MATTER?

To society, yes. A lot. To me, not so much.

HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?

I have an Eric Cartman-shaped stress ball (well, not really a ball), which I throw in the air and then punch. Or, if the person that is making me mad is the same age as me, I insult them until they get dizzy. Not literally.

WHERE IS YOU SECOND HOME?

At my grandma's place, probably.

DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?

No, not really. I have trouble sharing personal information.

WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?

I think it was my Scala dolls.

DO YOU WEAR A RING OR ANY JEWELRY? IF SO WHAT IS IT?

I used to wear earrings but my ear got infected (not as bad as it sounds).

DO YOU USE SARCASM?

Only when I'm awake!

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?

Never.

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL.

He has to be funny and romantic (flowers, poems and anything else that's cheesy and overdone in movies).

WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?

None.

DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF

I don't need to! They're un-untieable!

IN A GUY/GIRL PUNK, EMO, PREP OR GEEK.

I'd have to say geek. I do prefer non-stereotypical.

WHATS YOU FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?

Coconut!!!

WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?

Black and dark blue. And aqua-marine.

HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?

None.

WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?

The time when all I ever worried about was if my mother would find out I'd been in the sandbox. In other words, my innocent childhood years.

DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?

Yes, I'd love to read their funny answers.

WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?

Smile on those daggers by Vicious 5.

LAST THING YOU ATE?

Dessert: plums.

LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

Gonçalo. That was the adult supervisor at the Zoo ATL. My team had a question and it was my turn to call him.

THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?

The hair. I have no idea why, but I value good-looking hair immensely.

FAVORITE THING TO HATE?

National soaps. It's hilarious to watch it and then mock it. Not that I watch it. Nope. Not once.

FAVORITE DRINK?

Orange juice.

FAVORITE ZODIC SIGN?

Mine! Just kidding, I don't really believe that my personality is defined by the day I was born. I share birthdays with a friend of mine; that doesn't mean we have the same personality.

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?

Basketball. Unless swimming counts. Then swimming.

YOUR HAIR COLOR?

Dark brown.

EYE COLOR?

Brown.

DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?

Yes, and braces. So? *cracks knuckles menacingly*

SIBLINGS?

An older brother.

FAVORITE MONTHS?

Umm, May because of my birthday, August because of the vacation activities and December because of Christmas.

YOU LIKE SUSHI?

I hate it. And I've tasted it so I know.

LAST THING YOU WATCHED?

Grey's Anatomy.

FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?

My birthday.

ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?

Probably. I never tried.

SUMMER OR WINTER?

Winter.

KISSES OR HUGS?

Both.

RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?

At my age, one night stands aren't really an option.

WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?

People who read my blog. Well, duh!

WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING LATELY?

Angels and Demons by Dan Brown.

Random fact: I collect quizzes. I've got like fifteen of these saved, just waiting for the right moment to appear.

Bye!

For my english class! I love reading it because... well, I think it'll be pretty obvious in a while.

Anyway, we'll start the year learning the amazingly difficult (sarcasm, sarcasm) Present Simple and Present Continuous! Then, as if that wasn't enough to last the whole school year, we'll start on the Past Simple! And we'll finish the year with the Future, withwill/won't sentences! Then some stuff in the middle. But, for Christ's sake, don't they knowwe're just children! How can we possibly learn all of this?

And now, my personal favorite, the extensive reading booklet. Because in no way can it be called a book. It has an amazing 15 pages, including two 2-page stories, a 3-page story and exercises about them! Geez, I hope they assign it to my on my two-week vacation, otherwise how will I ever get it done in time? Please, people, couldn't you make the stories at least five pages long! I read the last two Harry Potter books in english, I read digital fortress in english, I read a fanfic longer than that in english! I read more in one day by checking the forums than by reading the "extensive reading" booklet! It's just stupid!

Random fact: My english c-l-a-s-s-e-s are stupidly easy. Now, wasn't that unexpected?

And it'll stay this way for a very long time. Just thought I'd warn. But I'm having fun!

Random fact: I'm shy, so when I'm with people I don't know, I either hide away in a corner (figuratively! Means I don't socialise) or I act like I'm on speed.I look absolutely crazy! This earned me the nickname "Overdose" at my zoo ATL (free time activities). Eh, eh!

Bye!

Tips on how to deal with my angry mother

1.Don't laugh

2.Don't look sad

3.Don't look angry

4.Don't look annoyed

5.Don't look her in the eyes

6.Don't stare at your feet

7.Don't ask questions

8.Don't talk back

9.Don't complain

10.Don't daydream (aka living in your own little world)

How to punish a guilty mother

Don't laugh or smile or look happy. Keep a straight face. Look sorta empty. Never look at her, not even when talking to her. Look at some point off in the distance. Don't start a conversation with her and avoid talking to her. Answer only direct questions and with simple answers like "yes", "no", "kinda". If she really feels guilty then she won't say anything about it. She'll just leave you alone and feel even guiltier. Also, she'll keep looking at you when she thinks you won't notice (I just know when someone's looking at me).

WARNING: Do this only when you're sure she's passed angry and is at guilty, otherwise she'll just yell at you and tell you to not look like someone just died. It also helps if you're feeling angry. That way you won't feel remorse. Also, make sure you have a reason. Like being shouted at because, in your bedroom, you didn't hear her calling from the kitchen, even when, everytime you want something from her, and she's in the kitchen, you have to go talk to her there. Or if she's ab!tch for the rest of the afternoon and she starts angry-shout-ranting when you ask her if there's soup for dinner. It was to lay the f!!king table! Which she told me to do! And there was a package with a soup name on the counter! How was I supposed to know!

Random fact: When my mom gets angry she's unfair to everyone.When I get angry... I can't even look angry, because it "ruins her mood"! Who am I going to get angry at? The teachers? Yeah, right! I'd get punished! My friends? What'd they do? They're my friends! My older brother? He'd just get angry, shout back and make me even angrier. My parents? I can't shout at my parents or mom becomes Hulk and kills me with her screaming! I can't get angry at anyone! And then mom's surprised when I burst and start shouting over the tiniest thing! And it's NOT hormones. It's unfairness.

I'll be away all day, so I'll leave you to your conclusions. Bye.