• 17Mar 08

  I am 82% Barbie, 50% Asian ( XD), I'm also very stupid, and 220% white? Tagged!

  [x] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish
  [x ] You own perfume that cost over $60
  [x ] You had/have fake nails
  [x ] You have more hair products than you can use
  [x ] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp.
  [x] You have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper.

  Total:6

  Do you:
  [ ] Have/had a hair color that is not your natural color
  [ ] Have "blonde moments" at least once a day
  [ ] Constantly keep your phone at your side
  [ ] Dance around in your room when nobody else is home
  [ ] Refuse to go out in public without makeup

  Total:0

  DO YOU ADORE:

  [x ] Makeup
  [x ] Glitter
  [x ] The Color Pink
  [x] Shopping
  [ ] Jewelery
  [x] Mirrors
  [ ] Chick flicks
  [x ] Shoes
  [x] Rainbows
  [x ] Unicorns
  [ ] Disney Movies
  [ ] Candles
  [x] Flowers
  [ ] Stuffed Animals
  [x ] Purses
  [x ] Boots
  [ ] Starbucks

  Total:11

  DO YOU SAY:

  [x] Whatever.
  [x] Oh my gosh/goodness/god
  [ ] Hun/honey
  [ ] That's hot
  [ ] Dunzo
  [ ] Darling
  [x ] Psh
  [ ] Cutie
  [ ] Hottie
  [x] Totally
  [ ] Fer Shur
  [ ] Fabulous
  [x] hell ya
  [x] like
  [ ] duh

  Total: 6

  Do You Read:

  [x] Cosmopolitan/Cosmo Girl
  [ ] Cleo
  [x ] Marie Claire
  [ ] Elle
  [ ] Vogue
  [ ] Dolly
  [ ] Girlfriend
  [x] Teen Vogue
  [ ] Famous
  [ ] New idea
  [ ] NW
  [ ] Madison
  [ ] Who
  [x ] PerezHilton.com

  Total: 4

  Have you Seen These:

  [x] Legally Blonde
  [ ] Elizabethtown
  [x] Mean Girls
  [ ] Now & Then
  [ ] The Notebook
  [x] A Walk to Remember
  [ ] Sweet Home Alabama
  [ ] Where the Heart is
  [x] Just my luck
  [x] John Tucker Must Die
  [ ] Centerstage
  [x] Bring it On
  [x] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
  [ ] Mona Lisa Smile

  Total:7

  Are you/ have you been Addicted to...

  [ ] LOST
  [x ] America's Next Top Model
  [ ] Project Runway
  [x ] Desperate Housewives
  [x] The Simple Life
  [ ] Next pussycat doll
  [ ] 8th & Ocean
  [x ] Grey's Anatomy
  [] The O.C.
  [x ] Laguna Beach/The Hills
  [ ] Nip/Tuck
  [x] Gilmore Girls
  [ ] Veronica Mars
  [ ] One tree hill

  6

  Total:

  ALL TOTAL: 41 x 2 = 82% Barbie

  COUNT UP HOW MANY YOU CHECKED. MULTIPLY BY 2
  THEN REPOST I AM...% BARBIE

  A stereotypical quiz! They're so funny.

  [Add up all your answers and multiply by 2. That's how Asian you are.]

  [ ] Are you asian in the first place?
  [ ] Were you born in an asian country?
  [ ] Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS sOmEtImEs?
  [ ] Do you eat rice almost every single day?
  [x] Can you use chopsticks?
  [ ] Have you taken chinese/korean/etc school as a kid?
  [ ] Can you speak an asian language?
  [ ] Do you spike(guys)/highlight(girls) your hair?
  [ ] Do you have an "azn crew"?
  [ ] Do you type at least a 56 wpm?
  Total:1

  [ ] Are you or were you once a fob?
  [ ] Have you designed a website before?
  [ ] Do you know the song "got rice?"
  [ ] Have you dated/want to date Asian girls/boys?
  [ ] Do your sns/email have the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot, dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, Xx...xX, oO..,Oo, etc?
  [ ] Is your last name Park, lee, chang, wang, wong, kim, chow, chan, lam, or yu?
  [x ] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house?
  [] You have both an asian and an english name?
  [ ] Do you watch/ read anime?
  [x ] Do you listen to techno?
  Total:2

  [ ] Do you listen to asian music?
  [ ] Have you watched asian movies?
  [ ] Can you dance the Otso Otso?
  [x] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?
  [ ] Do you play counterstrike, starcraft, warcraft, diablo, etc?
  [x ] Are you a good at DDR?
  [x] Do you play the violin/piano?
  [x ] Do your parents spazz out on you if you get bad grades?
  [ ] Are you going / taking any honors/challenge cla$$es?
  [ ] Do you/your parents drive an asian made car?
  Total:4

  [ ] Are you a very good artist?
  [ ] Do you speak ur asian language w/ your friends?
  [ ] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market in an azn community?
  [ ] Do you slurp soup?
  [x] Do you have small eyes?
  [ ] Have you visited your home country at least twice? hong kong/china/vietnam/philippines?
  [x] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?
  [x] Do you have/had glasses or braces?
  [x] Do you like to read?
  [x] Do you NOT have an allowance?
  Total:5

  [x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?
  [ ] Are your parents fobs?
  [x] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc?
  [ ] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers?
  [ ] Have you ever solved a rubik's cube?
  [ ] Do you read manga?
  [x ] Is the mall your hang out place?
  [x] Do you think you're short?
  [x LMFAO] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use?
  [ ] Do you have AzN PrIdE?!
  Total:13

  TOTAL= 25 x 2 = 50% ASIAN. I thought I'd be even less.

  18 or lower means you're not stupid.

  [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
  [x ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
  [x ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
  [x]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
  [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
  total=5

  [x ] You have ran into a tree.
  [ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
  [ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
  [ ]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
  [ ] You just tried to sing them.
  [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
  [x] You have choked on your own spit.
  [ ]You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
  [x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice
  [x] You just looked at it.
  [ ]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
  [x]People have called you slow.
  total=6

  [ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
  [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
  [ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
  [ ] You've fallen asleep in cla$$
  [ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
  [ ] You just laughed.
  total=1

  [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
  [x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
  [ ] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
  [x]You are often told to use your "inside voice".
  [x]You use your fingers to do simple math.
  total= 4

  [x ]You have eaten a bug.
  [x ]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
  [x ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
  [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
  total=4

  [ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
  [x] You break a lot of things.
  [ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
  [x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
  [x] You have fallen out of your chair before
  [x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

  total=4

  How white are you?

  1.[ ] You went to a private school.
  2.[x ] You watch the show Laguna Beach.
  3.[ ] You watch the show American Idol.
  4.[ ] You watch the show O.C.
  5.[x] You know what a poncho is.
  6.[x] You have listened to and liked a band called Panic! at the Disco.
  7.[x] You shopped at American Eagle, Aeropostale, Hollister, Abercrombie & Fitch, J crew, or Lacoste.
  8.[ ] You have/had a dog that is NOT a pitbull.
  9.[x] You own a pair of dc's/converse/etnies/vans.
  10.[ ] You're afraid you'll get jumped if you say the n-word around black people
  11.[ ] You have been to a beach house in the summer
  12.[ ] You have lived in more than one house (not an apartment).
  13.[x] You/Your parent(s) have driven cars with leather seats.
  14.[x] You say the word DUDE a lot.
  15.[x ] You think cops are good.
  16.[x] You have absolutely no idea what twista is saying when he raps.
  17.[x] You listen to rock.
  18.[x] You know who Willie Nelson is.
  19.[x] Your parent(s) give you money when you ask
  20.[ ] Your parent(s) just hand you money for no reason at all.

  Now take how many X's you put and multiply it by 5.
  I am ____ white.

  I am 220% white.

  • Posted Mar 17, 2008 9:51 am PT
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• 29Dec 07

  Almost 2008 guys..have a great new year! Bones fans+ a few questions for y'all!

  Hey guys! I havn't been on in the longest time, and I miss you all! I hope everything is well and everyone had a great holiday filled with family and friends I'm still on vacation in California, and just got back from Vegas this morning, which was amazing.The year is almost over, and it sure went by fast! I met loads of great people on the forums who are absolutely amazing. Hope the lack of Bones hasn't been rough on you fans.

  Any New Year solutions?

  Anything you did in 2007 that you will never do again.

  Anything you regret?

  Anything you will never forget.

  Best moment.

  Once again, I hope everyone is doing fabulous, and I will definately try to be on more in the New Year.

  Take care and lots of love,

  Sarah

  • Posted Dec 29, 2007 6:52 pm PT
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• 12Sep 07

  Scarlet and gray *clap,clap* LET'S PLAY! I made the team! WHOOT! HS so far...

  My arms and shoulders are sore, it hurts to walk, bend down, stand up, sit down, my thighs feel like they're going to break, but it was worth it. I made the cheerleading team!!! YAY! I'm so happy! There is a small team this year, so I hope we decide to go to competition in December.I'm a flyer, meaning the person that goes up in the air. Which is fun, if the base(person holding you up) knows what they're doing. Which one of them didn't, yesterday. Almost fell if my friend hadn't caught me. Clare, no that doesn't count as tripping, so don't laugh

  It also helps that our school is known for their sports teams, and our football team is one of the best in the city

  Practice is 4 times a week from 3:30-5:30, and on Mondays and Thursdays after practice,I have Kumon, this horrible, horrible math/reading thingy. I'll try my best to be on...but, I've said this before, I'm not going to let it stop me

  Highschool is so much fun! It's sorter easy...except math. I hate math. Boo math and all of its numbers. All week in phys.ed, we're doing fitness testing. Apparently, I can bench press 35 pounds Alot huh?...NOT! But itisn't my fault.... All my strength is in my legs. Soccer, baby! It's weird though...I have really thin calves, but I play soccer. So not fair! We did a Beep test today. Not cool. You run 20 meters back and forth to this man on a tape. BOOOP! So damn annoying. Science is cool as always, English, pretty mundane...yeah

  13 DAYS UNTIL BONES!

  Love, Sarah

  • Posted Sep 12, 2007 2:28 pm PT
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