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25Jun 08

Good News

So, Good news! Little brother is a okay!

Bad news, Arthur Miller is STILL living with us!!

Please, mother dearest tell why?

So the nurse (who is the mother of one of my classmates) was tending to him and scolding him while taking his IV off and some other stuff, unfortunately Jaime was still out of it while she did this.

You know what's really annoying aside from Arthur Miller still living with us? Is that I'm not angry at Jaime. I mean the little sh!thead took double what first timers apparently should take when trying shrooms and I all I felt was sorry. Gah! I hate that really I should be furious!

Anotherr annoying thing is that he doesn't remember a thing, although I'm hoping that's a load of crap because I asked.

All I ask for is a decent summer and that he doesn't pull that again.

Oh and that Arthur Miller moves back in with his parents soon. He's a freak that I just want to flash to scar him for life. ^__^ That's not low self-esteem that's "OMG I saw your sister's boobies! EWWWW!"

Oh and let me tell you all THANK YOU for your kind and violent words, they seriously touched me. Special hug for all!!

Posted Jun 25, 2008 7:06 pm PT
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20Jun 08

Start Your Summer Vacation with your Brother in the Hospital

So, I'm getting ready for work tonight when Aurther Miller (Yes I am using his real name) came in wanting to know where my sister is. I thought he wanted to ask her if he and the other little ****ing tw@ts could make a fire in the back yard.

I wish so much that was the reason.

Nope, turns out that he and my brother experimented with mushrooms.

Now my brother is in the hospital. I called my mum wanting the whole story from her. They're taking him to a hospital in the city because this hick town's hostial don't have resources for him.

He's freaking out. I could heear him.

Aurther Miller, I'm going to ****ing kill you.

Posted Jun 20, 2008 9:40 pm PT
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11Jun 08

I am the D0uch3 of all D0uch3$...

So, I was on Facebook the other day looking through the newsfeed when I saw Lee had added new photos, which included pics of Kaitlyn. I'm all like WTF? Lol, clearly, if i was on more, I'd have known about this sooner, which is why I bring you all this breaking news!!

d--oo--sh: n. adv. : a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for v jay jays.

See, I'm such a douche that if you look it up in the dictionary in yourr local library, you'll find my hideous face as an example!

Although, I'm sure I gave Kaitlyn incredible eyestrain from rolling them so much in a single sitting or I gave her a giggle. ^^ Hoping for the second on.

Posted Jun 11, 2008 8:17 pm PT
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7Jun 08

Little Bro's in Trouble Noooow! :D Hello, My Name's Mog and I'm a Creeper!

hahahahaha I can't get over the fact that my brogot into trouble today.

With the neighbour. Confused?

History lesson! Okay, so the neighbour i'm referring to is the minister dude who lives to our left. He's a real sweet heart but he's got the house up for sale which sucks. Anyway, so he came to the door and we had a little chitty chat and then he asked for my brother. I figured at first it was to tell him to tone it down then I figured maybe he wants my brother's help with something, so I went to get him. It had NOTHING to do with either.

My neighbou calmly reamed my bro out about having his drinking parties in the backyard. Said they were okay as long as he kept the beer bottles in their respective backyard.

Oh yeah, who's smug as a bug

And as older sister, pain in the ass of little brotherI just had to tell mum. She was NOT pleased. This served to make my day even better!

Actually, out of all of this, the one thing that made me really happy was that he didn't assume it was me 'cause I'm older. That really made me happy. Of course, I also don't do the drinking scene much (I'm loud when intoxicated ops so that might have something to do with it.

Anyway, turns out it was one of the little brother's clients (I make cracks that he's a street worker making a living outta his room 'cause of the amount of guys and one girl that come through there . He just ignores it, like everything else I say. .) and he tore a strip right out of him for and so did my mum. Idiot.

I think I've been dubbed the Creeper Queen at school. And I'm lovin' it! My friend G-Money has a stalker a year below us and so I take a little time out of my very busy schedule to creep him out. According to G-Money, I have him scared. Today did not help matters (for him anyway. ).

He was hanging out at his truck like usual with his little friends and G-Money and I were headed towards him after school. I walked up to him like a gangsta and said, "Hey yo, wazz crackin' dawg?" Then I cameltoed myself and went on my way, keeping a straight face the whole time.

The Result?

Him: "I...don't know how to respond to that."

girl friend: "What the hell?"

G-money was all like It was great. Totally made my day, it did.

And tomorrow (or tonight) I will post a blog about how I got to GO TO IRON MAIDEN!!!!! EEE!!

Posted Jun 7, 2008 6:46 am PT
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30May 08

**** He's Lucky He's Alive....

My brother really needs to pick better friends.

It's Friday and as you all know I work the night of so I'm in bed sleeping at 5pm. Well, apparently the little brother didn't give that memo to everyone because he had one friend who had come over. Bro wasn't home at the time so what does the moron do?

Knock for five f***ing minutes.

/i answered the door once told him I didn't know where the bro was, again with the notion of dropping the sheet around me and again with the idea of calling the cops.

Douche.

Posted May 30, 2008 9:44 pm PT
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27May 08

First Pictures of Grad!! (OMG Mog's in a Dress? Kill Me Now!!! O.O)

Okay, so yes, there is living proof out there that I am in women's clothing.

That sounds so funny. Makes feel all manly inside.

Anyway, so because I haven't been on in god knows how long, here are the pictures (More soon to follow):

Yes, I was in a partricularly fake-grabbing mood when these babies were taken. ^^;; Not that anyone was noticing or caring 'cause I do it all the fricking time.

This one is my favourite only because I touched it up a little bit.

So there you have it. Me in a dress.

EDIT: All these photos are too big apparently so they've been shrunk. To read what the third one says just copy the link location.

Posted May 27, 2008 10:33 pm PT
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26May 08

My B-Day, HAPPY B-DAY BM!!, Grad, I'm Not Dead!!

HIHI!! Okay, so I had this all written out and totally ready to post and my internet smiled sweetly and said "teehee f*** you!" So, no I didn't just disappear again. I tried to access the site with my cell phone but I can't open my PM box or write a fricking blog. f***ing Telus!! :angry:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BM!! I hope it was as fab as mine was!! and Hill's and Anna's!

Okay, so yeah. Being a senior totally has more downs than ups. Math is aggravating (the ****mates not so much the subject), Social is interesting and hilarious, Art is fun, and French is boring.

This month has especially been sucky. I came down with pink eye about a month ago. Then the Tuesday the week after I got it again, then the Sunday following I got it AGAIN and yesterday is started up in my other eye. I have a strong suspecting gut feeling it's my eye makeup (I sometimes wear) so that's now in the wastebasket.

The definite highlight is my I'M-AN-ADULT-NOW birthday party!! and Halloween Week. Yes, between May 5 and May 9 is Halloween Week. My friend Jen and I dressed all week, I was a little more exuberant than she was and noticed more (that was a little annoying).

So, Monday, I dressed up like a Girl, pink from head to toe, nail polish pig tails high on my head. I freaked my friends and my brother's friends right the hell out . to add to my wardrobe I had a very girlie laugh and exaggerated voice and Jen dressed like an emo. She had my red pen and smudged ink on her wrist to look all hardcore and stuff.

Tuesday, I dressed like a gangster. Lol, I just borrowed all my sister's clothes and put tinfoil tape on her shirt to have gangster numbers. I was ballin'! XD Jen was suppose to dress gangster too but didn't have any baggy clothes. Ooooh! and one of my brother's left a New Era cap at our house so I stole that and we discovered that it lights up. Man it looked so dumb.

Wednesday Jen and I switched roles and I was the emo and she dressed up like a Stephford house wife. Man, I pulled emo off so well, I even wore a wig to get the flippy hair look. Lol, I tried to straighten the locks that were a little curly but the straightener got really hot and melt some of the hai! . Best part: Jen and I are in the same Social c1@$$ and we had a sub. She was freaky her eyes were huge and she shook everyone's hands. Except mine.

She came up to me and I stared at her dully. "Hello dear, and your name is?"

"Dead, because I killed it," I said with the deadest voice I could muste. "But my pair-Rentals all me Morgan. Here," I pointed to the sheet. She seemed kind of disturbed and left me alone after that. heehee (I quoted that from these Asian dudes, they fricking rock my world!!!)

Then came art c1@$$. Man, my art teacher was so shocked she actually had me come up to the front of the room and then began describing how my wig "reshapes her face and redefines it and brings her eyes out." I'm pretty sure you could have cooked eggs on my cheeks. Then she had everyone vote on whether I should grow my hair out or not. They all voted yes even my friends (they payed for that later :twisted. In all that was my second favourite day.

Thursday, we dressed as nerds. I wore my work pants, slicked my hair back, tucked my shirt in, and but duct tape on my glasses. All that was missing was a pocket-protector. I even had the nerd laugh down pat! *nerdy snort* That was amusing. This wasmy favourite day!

Friday we were going to dress as hicks but shamefully coming from a hick town I opted not to so we decided to dress as one of our friends. I missed my jingly pants so I was half me half my friend.
That was a really good week. I plan on dressing up again sometime next week as a surfer dude. Ch-yaw, dude! Oh First Mate Kels took pictures so I need to find her tomorrow and see about getting those so i can show y'all!

Lol the next week on Wednesday I was wearing my nerd shirt again because I forgot to change before I left for school. Very good thing I didn't change because during art I had a bottle of acrylic paint blow up on me. That was so messy and so funny. I had in my hair, on my lens, on the floor, all over my shirt. Little of it actually hit my paint pallet and none hit my pants. Thank god!!. The spatter actually reminded me of that CSI episode when that kid killed his brother because he told people he wet the bed. My art teacher said that happens at least once a semester. Meh, it was funny, and I'm never getting that paint out of that shirt. Oh well.

Man, the long weekend was great! No work, all play, baby! We went to Galaxyland on Saturday then shopped around. On sunday I hung out with my friends and we went drinking later that night, but I only got lightly buzzed.

Um, I didn't get much for presents. I got a funny t-shirt from Cyndel and another one from G-Money (friends from the Warsaw Pact XD good times) who also gave me boxers and a margarita mix. And an iPod from my mum and a plane ticket to see Nightwish from my sister. XD

Monday was totally blah for me and on Tuesday we went to the airport. FUNNIEST THING EVER!

I was wearing the green pants, so they had studs and chains on them. They didn't set the metal detector off!! The security guards were shocked! made my day, until another security guard said I couldn't take my collar on the plane because it's a security risk.

So, I had three options:
Ditch it
Store it
Send it to my self

I picked store it because I don't trust Canada Post with my baby.
However, I had to go through the metal detector again and my pants did set the thing off so I think it was a glitch. The security lady had to pat me down and I was so eager to strip my pants off and everything too! I was wearing the boxers G-Money gave. Oh well. QB rolled her eyes at me as she finished groping --er-- checking me for dangerous objects.

Vancouver is....wow. Very much under construction. they have some roads the are closed for the next two YEARS and some that are closed for a few months. All for the 2010 Olympics It's also a very confusing place. Well, I think it wouldn't be too confusing if we lived there for a few months or something. We rented a car MUSTANG CONVERTIBLE!! and proceeded to drive around. That city is **** gorgeous! And smells so great, obviously having to do with the damp weather and trees growing everywhere. If my family wasn't riddled with arthritis, debt, and **** I think we'd totally move there.

So, we went to a couple malls. Apparently B.C.ers love shoes. I've never seen so many shoe shops in my life. Lol, my sister said, "How can Asia have any people left with this many Asians here?!" She kind of had a point. Asians totally dominate Vancouver.

Oh and hotels that cost over $1000 a night are the only ones you'll see because the cheaper ones are tiny and almost unnoticeable. We decided against getting a hotel room for a quick rest. Wow, there were so many goths there. It was awesome. the opening band (forgot their name lol) was a thrash metal band so guess what came with that?

Moshing.

I hate moshing and there's no **** point to it. All it is is people throwing themselves at each other. It's almostl like fighting without the bloody violence. And every time someone fell down, people were there to pick that person up and throw them back into the mosh pit.

It was there that I met my new friend, Christie. We stood there pushing the mosh pit away and keeping the flailing arms away until the opening band finished their songs. So, for the next I think it was like a near hour, we waited for Nighwish to appear. Man, my hearing went incredibly dull. Nightwish came on stage and Christie and I held hands through the whole to avoid being separated.

Halfway through their smashing performance I actually went deaf. Only for a few seconds but it was pretty scary. The pictures I managed to take were on my cell phone and they totally suck. I think half an hour before they finished my battery in my cell died and that sucked.

Best part of all was I managed to get within three rows of the band!!!! THREE ROWS! If i had gotten to the very front I would have jumped the barrier and gotten on stage and tackled one of the band members and never let go

They rock!

So, after the concert Christie and I exchanged emails and Facebook names then left. Colleen and I had the rental car filled up (you think gas prices are bad here, BC is already in the thirties, possibly forties now) a whole $20 worth, thank god for fuel-efficient cars! We handed the car back and took a nap outside the airport before going in for something to eat and then sleeping on some benches inside until we had to go through security.

Vancouver Airport has some really nice benches. They seriously need to advertise them more. They aren't too bad. Lol, apparently I was being given weird looks because those benches are kind so I was curled in tight with a blanket I brought wrapped around me and my blankie (yes the baby blankie I was given when I was a baby) wrapped around me head to block the lights out a little.

Man, we were close to losing our flight out. On our way back Colleen (sister) slept the whole way there and I doodled on my paper and also took the time to have a few winks as well.

Lol, the pilot was telling us the weather in Edmonton and said that there was a light drizzle happening. When we landed I took a glance outside and decided that the dude flying was clearly from some place that constantly rains like England because it was not drizzling! it was **** raining! And I love every bit of it. I hate sun light and what better way to be welcomed home than to have it rain?

So yeah that was my birthday weekend.

It rained like not at all in Vancouver which was weird, but there was tons of overcast so it was totally great for me. So we got home, I wandered around for a bit then passed out at 10am and didn't rise from the cave that is my bedroom until 5pm I think. My cat was happy I was home she was giving me the cold shoulder when she realised I was leaving on Tuesday. Then, she was all over me like sweat at a concert when I went to bed....

...and didn't rise until 5pm later that day. So, two days of school then Saturday. Grad Day. I was NOT a happy person. I was all :angry:

Friday night I was drinking. I shouldn't have because of Saturday but i really wasn't giving al too much of a damn until i stood up. I only had a few sips but I had forgotten that I hadn't eaten anything that day except during lunch. Wow, the world is an interesting place when you're tipsy. I woke up the next morning with a slight hangover and nasty breath. Nothing toothpaste and Tylenol can't cure.

9am I had to meet my hairstylist. That was a disaster. My hair is naturally straight and couldn't hold a curl if my life depended on it. So, the stylist gave us some hair spray to put in after I had a shower and to have it sprayed in while my hair dried. Okay, fine. She didn't tell us that it had to be just in the f***ing roots only! So, we get to the salon and she had me brush it all out while she finishes up with another graduate. Well, I didn't get all my hair brushed so when she finished with her other client, she started working on my hair.

I was in tears it hurt so much. I hate other people touching my hair. I feigned that I woke up on the wrong side of the bed because I was feeling to manly for her to know otherwise and gritted my teeth while she pinned and curled my hair into "perfection". As soon as we got home I had a fricking black cloud swirling around my head. I got dressed then we were off to the Jubilee for my Grad.

Thank god I was wearing the heels that gave me little height. We were standing around for God knows how long before we were finally lined up and ushered to our seats were we sat around listening to droning speeches. Thank god for Ipods with games on them!

This is my totally impressed face:

Impressive, eh, eh?

Finally we went up row by row to march on stage. All 236 of us. That took forever. Though, it was amusing watching the guys do their retarded little poses and girls waddle down the center stage in their poofy dresses.

My dress was not poofy. It was looooooooooong though. It was maroon with sequins everywhere, spaghetti straps (that never stayed up!!), and a matching sash thingy. Despite the fact that that dress was lovely, it was stepped on repeatedly (and not just by me), caught by my chair, closed in doors. Very annoying.

We went home so i could get a change of clothes for the non-alcoholic after party I was going to then we went to this hotel where we were having our banquet. The food wasn't too bad. The people we sat with were nice I suppose and I hate my crush right now. She was dressed in this lovely red dress and had her hair done in loose curls and wore little makeup.

In all, she was gorgeous. This so wasn't helping me getting over her!!! :angry:

After dinner we had our dance and that was pretty fun.

Jen and I were outside with her friend on a smoke break (her friend not us, we just tagged along) and there were these guys there who were checking us out. One of them actually came up to use and tried to impress us. As I was removing bobby pins, I calmly said, "Sorry hun, I'm all lesbian over here." He looked all wide eyed then announced it to everyone in shouting distance. Not that I really cared. Then the loser asked if I was being serious. I smiled sweetly and said, "Only for you darling."

I actually wish I had said, "Sorry, I'm only into men." XD but the other comeback worked just as well.

Near the end I changed and gave mum a goodbye hug since my other sister was getting a migraine from our music. We were supposed to be getting a bus ride from the hotel to our party destination and we had to wait nearly an hour before the dude showed up.

They had laser tag, bowling arcade games, air hockey and pool. I tried to stay awake but the stress from dressing up and being who I ain't drained me. So I called mum and had her pick me up.

We got home just after three and I only woke up once to take a phone call from nature before I finally woke up again at 4pm. Being a girl is tiring I don't know how y'all do it.

So yeah, that was joys of my time.

I have a new obsession that's rivalling CSI! Tokio Hotel! Who are they, you ask? A German emo-punk-glam rock band! I'm only into them for the German lyrics because they sound better than the English ones.

And their drummer, Gustav Schafer, is cute. He's the one that needs to watch out for me when they play at a venue that I can go to.

Ugh, okay so now that I'm done, I'm going to watch a ---what? YES! Internet's back up! *finds pictures and posts them*

Posted May 26, 2008 5:18 pm PT
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14Feb 08

Won't Be On Much...

Hey guys just thought you all should know that my internet is at war with my Norton 360 Anti-Virus protection so going online is very nil to zero. I'm on my sister's computer and it'll only be a matter of time until she says, "GET OFF!!" so yeah.

We're thinking of getting me a modem instead of going wireless.

Finger's crossed!

And. as Kate says, Happy Valiumtime's Day!

Tip of the Day

Locking the keys in the car os so NOT worth seeing a going looking tow truck guy to get them out for you.

Word of the Day

ARGH! : This can be used as a verb.

Example: My sister was ARGHing around with her boose and f@g$ while waiting for the tow truck guy to show up.

Today's Cat Picture

Posted Feb 14, 2008 3:48 pm PT
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31Jan 08

Staaaaaaacey! Be forewarned... New Hair Colour!!!

My social teacher thinks the Patriots are going to lose. Lol, he was also talking about how football sucks while the football guys stared on.

So my new c1@$$3$ are as follows:

Math 20 (Screams in frustation)
Social 30 (Speckek lives on!!!)
Art 30 (See comment above)
French 30 (Very disappointing)

okay so my more lengthy comments about the school year:

Math

Ugh, okay my teacher of very hot (censors this so Scottie can't read) and it would seem as though that's the only bright spot to this c1@$$. There are only three of us 12th graders and the rest are irritating 11th graders.

I think I've come to the conclusion that I don't like people in general and that it's simply those who are younger than I who are a greater annoyance.

Social

Okay, my teacher fricking rocks!!! He's so sarcastic, I think I'll do good in this c1@$$! And as for the Speckek comment, Capitan Jen and I are in the same c1@$$ together! Weeee!

Art 30

This is going to be a little tougher, given the level, but all I need is a decently high mark and I'm gooo to go. First Mate Kels is in this c1@$$.

French

Well, this is disappointing because the replacement teacher for my usual French teacher is too...childish. She does the monotone thing a little too hard as well as trying to fit in. Okay, so you live near one of us and oh you had the same teacher, whoopy ding. I want Mme C. Back!!!!!!

So, onto something more interesting...new hair colour! Yes, I dont't recall having said anything here about it, either! And I have photos of it!

Lol, as you can all see, we got a little exhuberant with the dyeing process.

And here's the final look:

Ugh, look how perfect that is? *furiously messes hair up* Not no more!

The colours came out way different than what I figured they would. I used a teal, emerald, and lime colour. If I could take better pictures, y'all would be able to see how the lime didn't come out very lime-y. Oh well.

I got a lot of comments at school. It was kind of creepy, but nice.

Tip of the Day

Remember, when oogling hot guys/girls, there's always going to be a divider in the doorways of school hallways to knock out of your drooling state.

Word of the Mog

Vomit = this is a verb,

Example: If you don't pay attention in c1@$$, the teacher will vomit on you!!

History of the word: Lol, funniest story ever! So, Mr. Social Teacher was telling us about the rules of his c1@$$room and what actions he would take if we don't follow them. He asked us if we knew what verbal meant because of how quiet we were being. Ever the silent ones, Blair was making motions with his hands going away from his mouth and Mr. ST said, "Yes, we teachers will punish you will vomiting on you if you don't stop disrupting my c1@$$."

good times!

Today's Cat Picture

Posted Jan 31, 2008 8:41 pm PT
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30Jan 08

The Mog Strikes Again (I HATE Graduation!!!) BM!! I have that Letter for You!

So, Ashleigh (AKA Procter_Fox_Fan) is now dumpling, because I said so and she likes it.

She's the only one who likes her new name. All of the Little Brother's Friends don't. not entirely sure why.

Okay, ranting about Graduation:

I HATE IT!!!! There's so much bleedingplanning to do!! you gotta go to a makeup person if you want it done good, a hair stylist person, get the damn dress and have I mentioned how much this goes against ME?!?!

God, why couldn't I have been a dude, all there is to that is s tyle the hair with Wal-Mart hairgel get a tux and you're good to go.

The weekend's blizzard died down to freezing temperatures today. So cold we have to go out every 2 hours to turn the car on for 10 minutes just so it doesn't freeze up on us. We could plug it in, but mum says it's less costly this way. Sure, whatever you say, mum.

Okay, end of rant, now onto something way better.

Spanish letter! Okay, so for one of three spanish final parts, I had to write a letter to a friend regarding what I have to do and what I want to do. The first bit is completely unedited and the second part is what my teacher edited.

The grades I got for the Spanish finals are as follows:

75/100 in oral comprehension (the people on those tapes talk too fast!!! .)

68/80 in multiple choice

165/200 in reading comprehension

Okay, first part:

Second part:

Okay, I have a few comments of my own before I turn this over to BM. WTF?!?! Did I have naughty obssessive thoughts about the letter "e" and "a" or something when I wrote this? how the heck did I mix cinco and escribir with cince and escriber? Well, the second bit is a little understandable, being French and all, but not the first word!

The "a" is explainable. We learned "going to" and "to have" at the same time and that's most likely whereI got that from. Dam a, I hate you, eh!! (play on words)

So, on this I got 9/10, not bad, eh? What do you think BM and JJ (and anyone else who know Spanish)?

Tip of the Day

No matter how much you suck up to your cat, she'll always remember that she caught you with The B¡tch (AKA Spike) and will make you regret it with middle-of-the-effing-night visits demanding for pets.

Word of the Mog

Pasta = it's a tomato sauce used to pour on your spaghetti. And whoever got the notion that pasta is actually called tomato sauce needs to see the local white coat.

Posted Jan 30, 2008 1:06 pm PT
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28Jan 08

As Procter_Fox_Fan Would Pro'ly Say....(BM I Hope You Aren't Here!) EDIT

....Stupid blizzard!! My brother and I both shoveled at different times last night so it doesn't pile up and really, it doesn't look like we did anything at all. Well, I watched Buffy S7 instead of studying just because. And, I got my grad ring! $616.20 later, I am loving my sister. At this rate, i'll be paying her back until I'm 50. Stupid, tempting Master Card!!

this is what it looks like on the computer, I'm still waiting for it to be shipped out and all that:

Lol Friday was so awesome. We did this Wondercafe thing to raise money for our year end youth group trip. I arrived late on account of no ride. But it was all good. I dragged Esther to the washroom so we could talk and our conversation went as follows:

"So, you're really good with the drama stuff right?"

"Yeah."

"So, you're good with improvising, yeah?"

"Sort of, why?"

"Great! We are going to do a skit about, random nothingness!"

"Okay!.......Wait what?"

I was watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer and was totally channeling Drusilla.

So, I found doll in the nursery and Esther played as an IRS agent coming to seize my possessions. Well, Esther didn't actually realise what I was talking about and thought that I meant she was looking for stolen property. Which I guess could work the same way.

Mum said it was so me with the way we kept tossing things out, nothing really clicking together. Esther was part of several other acts, which were just wonderful.

Well, it's dark now so tomorrow when the ball of fire and the pain-of-my-eyes pops back into the sky I'll take pictures of the blizzard that hit us.

Hey PFF how bad were you hit?

Tip of the Day

The more gorgeous a cat is the less brain there is between his ears and no matter how many times he's told the white stuff outside is bad or how many times you toss the idiot in the nearest snowbank, he'll keep demanding for "Outs".

(It's tradition in our house to toss Dickie and Spike in a snowbank when there's actually enough snow to do this. And don't worry, it's only once a year and we don't leave them out there for long. )

Word of the Mog

Ha-blah: this eplains everything when your tongue decides to take the opportunity to get all tied up. note, that this must be sounded out in a gutteral tone, sort of like when speaking German orcertain Spanish words.

EDIT: Lol, I was looking my blog over and realised how bad the title sounded. When I meant BM I Hope You Aren't Here, I meant here in Canuckland, not the site. Well, I suppose the plus would be snuggling up with a certain blond in front of a warm fire place.

EDIT 2: Sorry for mispelling your name! Thought that looked a little funny....

Posted Jan 28, 2008 5:15 pm PT
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24Jan 08

BM? I Wrote a Letter for You...

For my Spanish final that I did not study for at all, I had to write three major parts. First one was about a picture and what everyone was doing and the second one was a letter to a friend regarding "tengo que" and "voy a" (have to and want to) over the weekend. My weekends are always the same, so I just faked it and wrote a letter to BM! I asked my eacher if I can copy it out so I can give it to you guys and she says (while giving me a strange look) I can next week when we get our marks.

I only have two more exams (Friday and Monday in the mornings) and the rest of the week off until the 30 when school starts for the seconds semester. Joy!

I went to see Cloverfield and I thought it was awesome. If you get motion sick watching movies, this one's NOT fo you!! I think the cool thing about it was how realistic it was and that alien was so cool!!

I plan on seeing Meet the Spartan's either tomorrow or on Sunday, which ever is deemed best.

Tip of the day

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up and screaming; 'Woo Hoo, what a ride!'

My mum got this from a friend and I just had to have her send it to me.

Word of the Mog

Monotonity - To be monotone, to say something with a monotone voice.

Posted Jan 24, 2008 12:19 pm PT
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18Jan 08

Thank You All!

Thank you everyone who responded to my previous blog. It means a lot to me and Kels. I saw her the day after I found out at school, which I personally thought was rather early. She looked a little worse for wear, but not nearly as bad as she younger sister. I'm not good with the sympathy thing, I'll say that now. I know how to give a dam good hug, but I really never know what to say.

So, I did what I know I can do and joked around about random things. My friend Mel totally helped. Unintentionally, of course. It was on our Science test where we hada question asking us, "What is homologous (SP?) and what does it describe?"

Her answer was "It mean gay and that everyone should be loved." We nearly peed ourselves laughing over that. It helped Kels a ton.

Posted Jan 18, 2008 9:38 pm PT
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17Jan 08

RIP Madre de Kels

We interrupt Mog's normal Blogging to bring bad news.

My best friend's mother just passed away. Seems it was an anurism that did it. Kels didn't know this until the next day, because she had been locked out of her house.

Please send all hugs, thoughts, and prayers towards Kels and her family.

When I heard, I didn't even make it ten minutes into my first c l a s s before needing a moment to myself.

Posted Jan 17, 2008 6:49 am PT
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12Jan 08

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGO (Kaiiiiiiitlyn! Question Again!)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Our favourite bands are coming to the States!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Helloween and Gamma Ray!

I hope we can go, right now my sister doesn't have her birthcertificate, I short a learner's lisence and we both don't have passports.

They haven't posted the US dates yet, but I think it might be in march, so study study!!

So, Kaitlyn, my question for you was, how to say Hojem's name. It's German and I accidentally deleted your Facebook message when I asked you the first time.

Tip of the Day

REmember, three-year-olds are not as clean and tidy as you are, so when playing with moonsand, remember to put down newspaper!

Word of the Mog

Speckek: It's the greatest stuff in the world. Even better than half-baked brownies! (story and link tomorrow!)

Posted Jan 12, 2008 8:59 pm PT
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10Jan 08

O...M...G.... I'm Straight, You Guys!! O.O

Here's the scoop:

Straight-haired people want bent hair and bent-haired people want straight hair.

Take out the "-haired" parts and you get:

Straight people want bent hair and bent people want straight hair.

This really doesn't apply to me because I simply tie my hair back or let it down.

SQEEEE CSI NY was soooooo awesome! I agree with elektra_lapant, more M&Ms please!

I had my other to in to see the doctor. Lol, I asked te nurse to hold my leg down because I didn't want to kick Dr. Paris in the face and she had said she was a wimp and I replied, "i'm in TKD and giving Dr. Paris a serious injury would not be difficult." So, she put her hold body weight on my leg.

It worked. That needle totally sucks. Dr. Paris didn't cut off that much of my nail this time. Just a corner. Lol, everyone at school thought I was creating a fashion statement when I was walking around with a shoe and sandle.

Tip of the Day

when going to the doctor's do get your toenail partially removed, remember to bring a sandle so you don't freeze your toe off.

Word of the Mog

Multitaskual = this means to be multitaskual, or to multitask.

Example: She's very multitaskual.

Posted Jan 10, 2008 3:51 pm PT
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1Jan 08

Looking into the Past.....(Yoinked from Kate!)

So my plans for New Years were simple. Cuddle with my baby, Molly, and watch the CSI marathon on Spike TV. Well, I got as far as about 7 when my friend Lori called and wanted me to come to her place to celebrate with her, Big B, and guess who? SCOTTY! I totally jumped on that! So, quick shower, bandage the toes and tell Molly where her Mummy was going I was out the door.

It was actually pretty fun. We talked about crazy stunts do at West Edmonton Mall to video tape and put on YouTube and dangerous stunts (Example: dressing the psycho cats up, riding a crazy carpet down the stairs at WEM). Then we watched CSI and Robot Chicken. Robot Chicken is the dumbest funniest stupidest show ever created. They make fun of people, other shows, and things that have happened. If you aren't offended easily, watch it.

Lori's dad said we should go to the video store and get some movies. So we went and apparently it was closed. Lol, on our way back, we started waved at every car that went by, which wasn't many. Scott said they all probably thought we were drunk or something. Then we made snow angels in Lori's front yard before going in.

We lit candles and watched the New Years broadcasting on the TV. Edmonton gets very fireworks happy.

So a test thingy that Kate has on her blog that I wanted to fill out, because it's what cool people do!

1. What did you do in 2007 that you'd never done before?
Get a job.

2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
You know, I think those are silly because within two weeks I forget I made one. Although, this year I resolve to buy all my jingly pants online. It's half the price of what I pay at the Sanctuary.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Yes, my French teacher! She even came to see me at work! Her baby's so cute!!!

4. Did anyone close to you die?
No.

5. What countries did you visit?
Lol, that requires getting out of town to do that.

6. What would you like to have in 2008 that you lacked in 2007?
The ability to go to school and come home without looking like a ran a marathon.

7. What date from 2007 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
Paintballing in November.

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Scaring the tenth graders!!

9. What was your biggest failure?
chickening out and not putting a man behind bars.

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Yeah, my toes, anyone know a good toe doctor that can get me new ones?

11. What was the best thing you bought?

Nuff said. (Anyone know the allusion to that? HINT: Has something to do with water and ends in 13).

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
Mine duh!

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
My brother's, the jerk.

14. Where did most of your money go?
Christmas, well technically my sister.

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
CSI, Christmas, um, that's about it.

16. What song will always remind you of 2007?
Mr. Jaws by Dr. Demento, because that's how random '07 was.

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. happier or sadder? Happier, definitely.
ii. thinner or fatter? Bit fatter, but hey, Christmas dinner is good man!
iii. richer or poorer? That's debatble, really.

18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Keeping my room clean.

19.What do you wish you'd done less of?
Grumbling at my brother.

20. How will you be spending Christmas?
Well, if I' still living with my mum, obviously working.

22. Did you fall in love in 2007?
Not experienced enough for that question.

23. How many one-night stands?
6969

24. What was your favorite TV program?
do you enjoy asking dumb questions or are you having a moment?

25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
H3!! yeah!

26. What was the best book you read?
Night by Elie Wiesel, it's so sad.

27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Helloween, Edguy, Gamma Ray, and Iron Maiden.

28. What did you want and get?
DDR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

29. What did you want and not get?
The newest CSI DVDs, but had to get myself, oh well, BestBuy is a great store.

30. What was your favorite film of this year?
I am Legend, it's one of those, it could happen films.

31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I went bowling and I was 17, I'm cool!

32.What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Getting a bigger bedroom and getting a bed.

33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2007?
Black, jingly, comfortable, and baggy.

34. What kept you sane?
Um.......what's that again?

35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
The most? Can we skip this question? It's too hard!!

36. What political issue stirred you the most?
Well, if I read the news paper I could tell you. That female leader in....Pakistan?....that was pretty sucky.

37. Who did you miss?
I girlfriend.

38. Who was the best new person you met?
Everyone here and in reality!!

39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2007.
Perfection is for nobodies and slacking is for suicidal dimwits.

40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.
"Treasure when you´ve been chosen to turn water into wine."

Tip of the Day

When soaking your feet, make sure you get them well dry before running to get the door.

Word of the Mog

Angsty-ishly= To write a beautiful angst-filled fanfic with a great ending.

Posted Jan 1, 2008 2:56 pm PT
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1Jan 08

Where Has the Time Gone?

You know this year has been great.

Got me a job, half paid for most of my sister's stuff and I even start grocery shopping for myself because I don't want to share with the little brother.

Field reports from my relationship with Scotty, aren't looking good. did you know that I haven't spoken to her since we got together? Everytime I call, she's not there and I don't get a call back. I e-mail her and I don't get a message back and I know she has a computer with decent internet connections. Really, the only time I hear from her is when Sam has talked with her. It really sucks.

Long Distance relationships really don't work.

Yesterday was great. We went to see my niece and her boyfriend and her darling little boy, Mark for a late Christmas get-together. Lol, Mark kept trying to give his gifts because it says it's from Mommy for it's for Mommy. And we had fun drawing on his new easel and watching Cars for the twentieth time.

Me thinks he likes that game or something.

And, regardless of my efforts, he still managed to step on both my sore toes. Kids are wonderful for that sort of thing.

Tip of the Day

Remember all you boys out there for when you get that nice fancy truck: For every foot your truck is up, is every less inch you have.

Word of the Mog

SHHH = This is how you scare the monsters away when you're taking the recycle bucket out and think a Dark Seeker from the movie I am Legend is following (only it turns out to be your dog )

Posted Jan 1, 2008 12:36 am PT
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28Dec 07

The Doc Cut Half My Toenail Off (The Procrastination Award Goes to.......)

It was so creepy. Getting the freezing needle hurt quite a bit then spending the next five minutes letting the stuff kick in was so strange.

Dr. Paris (most sarcastic man on the planet) was quite cheerful in taking wire cutters (I'm serious that's what they looked like!!) to my nail then snipping half of it off.

The only thing I felt was a slight pressure. It really messed with my mind because my brain kept saying, "HEY! Where's the pain?! What's going on here?!?!"

You see, older folk like me mum call it "Proud Flesh". I call it an ingrown toenail that hurts like an SOB. Dr. Paris called it something else, but I can't rememeber what he said it was.

As I am typing this, the snow outside the kitchen window has really picked up. and then started slowing down, then picked up, I really don't think it knows what it's doing.

So, my toe is almost three times bigger than normal from the bandages. The freezing stuff has now started moving to the ball of my foot, makig walking akward. Lol, my mum and I laughed when the nurse and Dr. Paris said to keep off my feet for the next 24 hours. I work tonight and it's a friday, so that is so not going to happen. I'll just have to get the cigarettes stocked fast and then sit on some milk crates for most of my shift. I hope my toe doesn't hurt too much.

Yes, I definitely win this year's procrastination award. Most people usually leave shopping until the 24th, well, I left WRAPPING until Christmas morning. So much for being on top of things.

This year was really great. I got:

~2 sets of camolage clothing
~Helloween CD
~Gamma Ray CD
~PotC 3
~purse bag thingy
~DDR Super nova PS2 Game
~DDR Dance mat
~chocolate
~earrings
~Combichrist CD
~The birthday Massacre CD
~Edguy CD
~Iron Maiden CD
~Book thingy for pictures and debit/credit/gift/award/membership cards
~SARCASTIC SHIRTS!!!1

Oh those were my favourite gifts. All of them were in black and said the following:

Yes, I'm silently judging you.

Crazy enough to kill
(smart enough to get away with it)

Sarcasm
One of the many services I offer

I'm sure I had something else but I can't remember right now.

Tip of the Day

Don't start shoveling when it stops snowing heavily. Begin in the middle to cut your work in half.

Word of the Mog
Wal-Mart Lame Card= While they seem like the perfect gift, they are also the most pointless gift for some. Many end up having them waste space in their wallets because they always forget about them.

Posted Dec 28, 2007 3:05 pm PT
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16Dec 07

National Poke the Mog Week (ATTENTION RPGers!!)

So, this weekend was relatively quiet. We had a few idiots who couldn't grasp the concept of "No I don't call cabs, the phone is for business only." I had one guy willing to pay me use our phone.

You know what, if you're old enough to go drinking, then you are bloody old enough to call a cab or arrange for a designated driver. Idiots.

So, almost every morning I'm out shovelling snow. We don't get a lot, only sometimes, but it's enough thatI want it shovelled because I don't want it packed down. I've been noticing a lot of bunny tracks in our front yard. I must say I have many Bunny Ninjas here, Lee!

As I wrote some of this blog, I was soaking my feet in hot water and epsom salts. Well, my left foot was the only one that really needed it. You see, when I was a kid, I used to bite my nails. Well, I kicked that habit and now I pick at my toe nails and bite my fingers. I had picked my big toe's nail until it was down to where the nail is attached to skin. I ripped some of the skin on the edge and figured, "It'll hurt then go away." Well, that was last week, This thing as started growing where the skin ripped and it hurts like a SOB. So, I soak my feet two to three times a day, and bandage it with petro-carbo salve to draw the infection out.

That also hasn't been working. I was just about to try and rip the thing off (carefully, of course) and my foot hit my desk. I was newarly in tears it hurt so much.

I waited til the pain subsided before soaking it again and going into the kitchen to show QB and mum. QB said I should go to the emergancy room and get it checked out in case it spread to my other toes. I sighed dramatically and got changed into my "Not Showing Any Skin" clothes.

The nurse that was assigned to me was fricking hot. Looked great in scrubs. He had tattoo sleeves, two nose piercings, a lip piercing, and those ear piercings that stretch the earlobe. I thought it looked pretty good on him. Pity I didn't get his name.

So, the doc that came in to check my toe out scolded me on ripping my nail and gave me antibiotics. He said that it will probably affect and go wonky with the Accutane, much to my displeasure.

4 fricking pills a day?! Great, thats all I need. At least I don't have to take it with food or anything. He said that they might not actually work and if they don't then I have to go to my usual doctor and he'll have part of my toenail removed. Lol, Dr. P is hilarious and he's also agressive so he'd probably use a caustic (sp?) liquid to make sure the nail didn't grow back there.

Christmas Spirit : 10% (The commercials and ads are annoying me)
Christmas Shopping Completion : 89% (I'm almost done!! W00T! )
Decorations up in our house : 1 (The tree is up and very lopsided, I should get a picture of it. )
Amount of times we've tried decorating the family pets for fun : 0 (We're thinknig of it though, just to punish the little brother because Spike would shred the cat shirt and him :twisted
Christmas-related excitement : 35% (Did I mention I'm working Christmas!!!!)
Overall Christmassyness Level of my Life: Medium (It's definitely going up!)

(Brought to you by Lee, stolen by Mog.)

So, The 23rd is going to be our first year anniversary for the RPG, everyone, I tempted to ask Laura if we could open a thread and celebrate, but I'm not sure, what do you guys think?

And, now for what I'm sure y'all are curious about. National Poke the Mog Week was NOT created by me. I'm not that vain.

On Monday three of my friends had poked my and I had very innocently asked my friend Kels what the heck was going on, "Is it National Poke the Mog Day or something?"

She laughed and said it was and proceeded to tell everyone. The twit. Then she decided that it was NPtM Week not day. She is SO going to get her just desserts. You don't mess with the Mog.

How does National Proposition Kelsey Week sound?

Tip of the Day

Don't pick at your toe nails, even if it means checking out a hot nurse at the hospital. So not worth it.

Word of the Mog

Chime Pants: these are pants whose chains are at the same pitch as wind chimes and sound fricking great!!

Posted Dec 16, 2007 10:24 pm PT
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