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• 25Jun 08

  Good News

  So, Good news! Little brother is a okay!

  Bad news, Arthur Miller is STILL living with us!!

  Please, mother dearest tell why?

  So the nurse (who is the mother of one of my classmates) was tending to him and scolding him while taking his IV off and some other stuff, unfortunately Jaime was still out of it while she did this.

  You know what's really annoying aside from Arthur Miller still living with us? Is that I'm not angry at Jaime. I mean the little sh!thead took double what first timers apparently should take when trying shrooms and I all I felt was sorry. Gah! I hate that really I should be furious!

  Anotherr annoying thing is that he doesn't remember a thing, although I'm hoping that's a load of crap because I asked.

  All I ask for is a decent summer and that he doesn't pull that again.

  Oh and that Arthur Miller moves back in with his parents soon. He's a freak that I just want to flash to scar him for life. ^__^ That's not low self-esteem that's "OMG I saw your sister's boobies! EWWWW!"

  Oh and let me tell you all THANK YOU for your kind and violent words, they seriously touched me. Special hug for all!!

  • Posted Jun 25, 2008 7:06 pm PT
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• 20Jun 08

  Start Your Summer Vacation with your Brother in the Hospital

  So, I'm getting ready for work tonight when Aurther Miller (Yes I am using his real name) came in wanting to know where my sister is. I thought he wanted to ask her if he and the other little ****ing tw@ts could make a fire in the back yard.

  I wish so much that was the reason.

  Nope, turns out that he and my brother experimented with mushrooms.

  Now my brother is in the hospital. I called my mum wanting the whole story from her. They're taking him to a hospital in the city because this hick town's hostial don't have resources for him.

  He's freaking out. I could heear him.

  Aurther Miller, I'm going to ****ing kill you.

  • Posted Jun 20, 2008 9:40 pm PT
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• 11Jun 08

  I am the D0uch3 of all D0uch3$...

  So, I was on Facebook the other day looking through the newsfeed when I saw Lee had added new photos, which included pics of Kaitlyn. I'm all like WTF? Lol, clearly, if i was on more, I'd have known about this sooner, which is why I bring you all this breaking news!!

  

  d--oo--sh: n. adv. : a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for v jay jays.

  See, I'm such a douche that if you look it up in the dictionary in yourr local library, you'll find my hideous face as an example!

  Although, I'm sure I gave Kaitlyn incredible eyestrain from rolling them so much in a single sitting or I gave her a giggle. ^^ Hoping for the second on.

  • Posted Jun 11, 2008 8:17 pm PT
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