Take a look at this joke... I was laughing my ass off when I've heard it.

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says:

"Where in the hell have you been?"

Larry replies:

"I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Oh no . It's Monday again!!! Another school week. I already can't wait for the weekend.

Anyway. today I saw "Some like it hot", it was really funny. For such an old movie. Marylin Monroe is pretty good, I didn't saw any movies with her till now and she impressed me (in a good way). And Jack Lemmon was soooo young, he too acts very good.

And it's november! Yayks! After, is december, and after, a new year. I so hate getting old. Damn it!

WOOOOahhh... These days are nothing neeew. The Halloween party was a blast. I dressed up as a caaaat (I know I knowwww it's not scary but I didn't had any time to think about a nicer costume- I will put some photos with me dressed up like that when I'll have the time). But it was pretty funny. Everyone were just meowwwwwwing when they saw me. Haha. I began to watch Gossip girl. It's kinda a nice show. Keeps me out of the boredness. Hope you're all ok! Kiss ya.

I was kinda upset today, because one of my classmates said that I'm a very weird girl.. I told her that she can kiss my perfect wierd ass. And everybody who were present laughed.

I know I'm not supposed to listen to anybody's opinions about me, but it kinda hurt. One of my friends were trying to convince me, when I was heading home from school, that they like me just because I'm one of a kind. She also said that the girl who labeled me, did that because I'm not like her, and if I'm not like her I'm weird. I would really like to think that... I guess it's true.

But, anyway, in the end I really don't care. I don't like to get melodramatic. I've learned not to care and that's the best way, altough almost everybody reproched me for it. I so hate people. They're the worst!

Insomnias sucks by the way, at me is 1:23 am. The tv.com clock is so not the same with my country's

One of my friends told me this funny joke today, the good the bad and the ugly. it's not quite a joke. but it's funny

1.Good: You're wife is pregnant.

Bad: It's triplets

Ugly: You had a vasectomy four years ago.

2 .Good: Your wife is not talking with you

Bad: She wants a divorce

Ugly: She's a lawyer

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing

Bad: He's involved with the woman next door

Ugly: So are you

4.Good: Your son studies a lot in his room

Bad: You find several porn movies hidden in there

Ugly: You're in them

5.Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids

Bad: You can't find your birth controls

Ugly: Your 13 years old daughter borrowed them

6.Good: Your son is dating someone new

Bad: It's another man

Ugly: He's your best friend

7.Good: Your daughter got a new job

Bad: He's a hooker

Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients

Way ugly: She earns better than you

Hi and all of that.. Finally I have some time to blog, yey! At the biology I've got an A (yes I'm a genius)...but that's only because my mate stole the answers from the teacher's office.. And I can't wait for halloween, we have a party prepared, I think I'm gonna be a clown. That should be interesting . I've made some audio cd's with scary sounds to play, it's so nice!!! From Pshyco theme to demonic laughs. And Adams Family theme (everyone will have some laugh at this one)

And only 10 days or so for Nip/Tuuuuuuuucccck to begin!

Hi all! I'm kinda in a good mood today and I've said I'll blog something..... I'm listening to Inner Circle Da bomb melody (old one but veeery nice) and I'm singing and shaking my ass ... Today was ok. Tomorrow I'll have a biology test. I've been studying for it since sunday and I still have some pages to learn (I can't imagine how much they have at the medicine college to study if I have so much). And oh, at french, I was in charge with the cdplayer, the teacher didn't know how it works, so I terrorize her playing the cd all wrong, eventualy she gave up and said to read the story at home. So I've saved the whole class from that boring ''french listening'' thing.

And sorry for my grammar. I hope you'll understand something. Buh bye!!!!

It's Friday!!! Finally the weekend!! Friends of mine are coming over for some fun (my parents aren't at home till tomorrow, yay) so i'm pretty excited. We'll cook something, grab some beers and have a movie marathon all night.

And i have finished Stephen's King Dreamcatcher! Another thing to celebrate. 900 and something pages of alien horror readed in 2 weeks.

That's all for now. I have to go. Buh bye!! And take care.

I'm sooooooooooooo maaaaad right now!! I've got an awesome avatar and I can't upload it!! Stupid internet connection! It's so frustrating!

Sorry I can't stay longer! I've got chemistry tommorow so I have a looot to learn! School so sucks. And I've got an F at English today... I didn't knew I suck so bad at grammar! I'm not telling my mom about it, she will completely cut off my weekend go-outs. That would be another bad news.

Take care ! and Buh bye all

Sorry folks. the last blog i wrote i was kinda wasted ... i'm so glad i didn't wrote anything else because i'm pretty f***ed up when i'm like that. My mom told me today that i arrived,last night, at home and i was ''fighting'' with the fridge because i couldn't got it opened. so imagine that ...Anyway, this morning i woke up with a huuuuge headache (yeah one of the pleasures when you drink). This night i'm going again at a party, but i'm staying on my ass and just have fun without anything else.Ok. A little bit of smoking is aloud.

Buh bye. See ya soon.