I will pretty much no longer be using this site AT ALL, with perhaps the small exception of a review or blog post. One of my problems may be due to the people in my friends list. I don't feel as though I've ever had a proper friendship with any of them, at least none that actually use their accounts anymore. In the past I've added people as friends, then when I send PMs to them, asking them questions, they never even reply. Seriously, what is the point of even adding someone if they refuse to talk to you?

Also, my opinions on things have matured greatly ever since I've been gone, as have my tastes. When I feel like it, I will eventually get around to deleting a majority of my blog entries. A lot of them differ from my current opinions and interests, whilst some others are just plain pointless.

If for what ever reason you want to PM me about something, feel free. However, don't expect a quick reply. You may have to wait for up to three months, or more.

An intro to a story. I might replace The Legend of Curtis with this:

I could not believe I was at Barry's house. Him discovering my secret identity was the least of my worries. When my girlfriend Mary Lame Shatson found out what had happened, Supper Pan vs. The Uneatable Bulk II would break out. This had all started a week ago on a seemingly innocent trip to a Science Lab. There was a nuclear explosion. Luckily I survived and became the Amazing Man-Spider...... 

There once was a man named Han,

Who swallowed a bucket of jam,

It got stuck in his throat,

In his old petty coat,

And into his frying pan,

The jam it got sticky,

All gloppy and icky, 

It fell over the dog's head,

The dog it was dying,

The pan it was frying,

Han would never have jam AGAIN!!!

"Time for a blog update. Today I recieved the Mario Paint cartridge I bought. I haven't played it y... Hey, what's this crap?" said Nile as his typing was interrupted. "It says here that my internet connection has been blocked by the Zora rebellion. They say I've got to wait every few minutes before posting." Nile threw the mouse in his anger. "Damn these video game characters!! Why can't they just leave me alone?"

Meanwhile in a broken down building, Samondorf was laughing hysterically. "Of course I'm Samuel Lewis," he said. "Don't you recognize me?"

"Well not really, considering the fact that you now have red hair and darker skin," replied Curtis.

"Well hero? Aren't you going to fight me," laughed Samondorf. "Even if you can defeat me it'll still be pointless. I have over 25 fairies imprisoned in this bottle." Samondorf held out the bottle. Big mistake. Using Silly Duck's beak, Curtis slashed at the bottle. It broke. This was bad for Samondorf but at the same time it was bad for Curtis. As the fairies made their way to freedom they flew past Curtis. Giving off loads of energy. Unfortunately for Curtis it was too much energy. It hurt him. It even disabled his body for the next few minutes. After what had just happened Samondorf was mad. He took this moment as a chance to attack Curtis. "NOW I'M MAD!!!," the angry sorceror screamed. "PK FIRE!!" The magical blow made Curtis' damaged body vibrate. Ganondorf giggled at the sight.

Curtis managed to say a few words. "Grunt. Don't worry about me. I'll be okay. Worry about yourself. 

"Okay boss," said Grunt as he flew into a pipe. Whilst in there he couldn't help but worry about his master. "Save both our hides I must."

Meanwhile Samondorf was sitting down. "I can't go into the pipes or be bothered to deal with this one. I'll just let my servants sort out these two."

In Episode 2: New characters!! Grunt's journey!!! The final battle between Curtis and Dead Link!!!!      

Curtis and Grunt are out on the streets. "My senses indicate there in he," says Grunt. There is a big ladder in front of the building that they could climb on. All of a sudden something begins to appear before their eyes. It is Dead Link!!

"So now you choose to fight me!," shouts Curtis. "Great timing too."

"No. Now's not the time," laughs Dead Link with an ever so smug smile on his face. "I just like to harass you." Dead Link whacks Curtis violently on his head. He starts to lose his grip and fall. He has to grab hold of the ladder soon or he will fall on his head and die.

"Boss!!," shouts Grunt. While all Dead Link does is cackle and grin. Curtis trys to grab hold of the ladder. But it just causes bruises to appear on his arm as they bash against it. He remembers Silly Duck. Although it is chewed up it has a large beak. He then had an idea.

He is now hanging on the ladder. Tightly holding Silly Duck. He puts one hand on the ladder and uses Silly Duck's beak to help him climb. Dead Link decides that it is time to disappear. "Until next time!!" After that night it seems that "next time" might not be far away.

Curtis carrys on climbing while Grunt flies beside him. Eventually they make it to the top. The window is open so they hop on in. They notice a table stacked with bottles of fairies, like a prison. A figure stands before them.

"I knew you two were going to come. I sensed it!!" The figure is definately Samondorf. He looks a lot like Link's old enemy. But he has a very familiar face.

"I know you!" says Curtis. "You're Samuel James Lawrey!"

Next time on The Legend of Curtis: Grunt's time to shine. Prison of the Fairies!!

Nile had been on holiday. He is now back home. He comes into his room. Brittany is in there. The people who've seen Brittany assume that she is dumb because she doesn't talk. She is actually very smart. She cleans Nile's room and helps him with his homework if he gets stuck. Nile is looking for the Triforce. It must of came with Link when he came into the real world. How he did that we don't know. Nile had found it out on the street. Nile searched high and low but he couldn't find it. Eventually he knew who had it.

"NAAATTHAN!!!," he shouts. Meanwhile Curtis arrives at Nathan's house.

"I'm here Nathan. What do you want??," asks Curtis.

"I've been robbed!!," shouts Nathan "It's horrible. He's taken the Triforce!! I opened my window for some fresh air and all of a sudden he jumped into my room. I didn't see who he was but he said that his name was Samondorf."

Triforce?? thinks Curtis. Samondorf?? As if Dead Link wasn't bad enough. Now I have two creeps to deal with!!

"You have to retrieve the Triforce. Think of what Samondorf could do with it?? I have some new weapons that might be of some help," says Nathan.

"COOL!!! Pass them here!!,"shouts Curtis. Nathan does as he's told and gives Curtis an old, small, chewed up, inflatable duck and a peg gun.

What's this?," asks Curtis

"Yeah what may that be??"

"Shush Grunt!," says Curtis. "Anyway answer my question Nathan!!!"

"It's your new weapon," says Nathan. "His name's Silly Duck. This little guy will get you out of some pretty tough situations."

"What's a Silly Duck?," asks Curtis. "And why give me a peg gun?"

"He's a inflatable duck who used to be Blue's chew toy," explains Nathan. "That dog's chewed it up so much that he couldn't chew it anymore. He got tired and just left poor old Silly all on his own. Also I'm sure that the peg gun will come in handy."

"Is very cute ducky," says Grunt

"Riiiigght!," says Curtis. "Ummmm......well.....i'm sure Samondorf will be terrified of this...um.....silly duck. Well...um..see you!!!!!"

"Bye!!! Hope you come by another time." Nathan sits down on his bed. He thinks of the time when he drew a self portrait of himself in Art class. It looked a bit like Jabba the Hutt.

Next time on the Legend of Curtis: See Silly Duck in action!! Curtis meets Samondorf for the first time!!!

It's me Narrator again!!!! On with the story......

Curtis is on the floor. Dead Link stands over him. Laughing. "Come on," he shouts. "Fight back you weakling!!!" He violently kicks Curti's leg. Nile stands there in shock. Frozen!!

"Something do!!!!," Grunt shouts to Nile. "Oh something do!!!Boss!!! Him in shin kick!!! Him in Shin kick!!!" Curtis takes his advice and kicks Dead Link in the shin. Nothing happens."

"Grunt you idiot!!!!"

"At least he's trying, ungrateful youth!!!," screams Dead Link, annoyed. "Guardian fairys are something to be treasured. Even if they are annoying. You'll never take over me!!"

"Is that what this is all about??," asks Curtis. Who is now also annoyed.

"YES!!!," shouts Dead Link. "You're a little runt who stole my tunic. You have to prove yourself by besting me in battle!!!"

"I'll call Nathan," says Nile. He takes out his mobile and starts dialing a number.

"Heeeelllloo??,"  says Nathan.

"Nathan!!!," screams Nile. "Link has rose from the dead and is beating up Curtis!!!"

"Ougghhhh!," says Nathan, annoyed. "If this is some stupid prank call you guys sent me for not going trick o' treating then I wish you'd stick your phone up your...."

"OH FORGET YOU!!!!," screams Nile. "This is getting us nowhere!!!! Curtis!!! Pierce his heart." Curtis grabs a thin but thick stick. He's been getting thrashed in his face this whole time and wants revenge. He noticed that Dead Link is full of holes. He puts his stick into one of them. Into his heart!!!! 

"Ha!!!," shouts Curtis. Delighted.

"It's merely a flesh wound,"says Dead Link. "But still it'll slow down my attacks. You win this time!!! But mark my words, we'll meet again."Before Dead Link went. He twisted Curti's ankle round and round. He then broke into a hundred different pieces and blew away in the wind.

"Ow!!!," shouts Curtis. "The weirdo broke my ankle."

"Come on," says Nile. "We'll take you home."

Meanwhile Nigel and Muriel had taken the Master Sword back to their house. They wanted to see what it was capable of. "That thing is red, flaming hot," says Muriel. "It was burning my hand off while I carryed it here."

"Really?? Lemme see!!," nags Nigel. As if he's a little kid. He picked up the sword. He started to age and then his body blew up into ashes.

"Like off that Indiana Jones film," says Muriel. Who clearly doesn't care about what has happened to her husband. She realizes that there are some sentences engraved on the sword. She begins to read it.

THE ONE WITH THE TUNIC MUST WIELD THIS SWORD. OTHERS WILL BE PUNISHED.

She looks at her hand. Scabs have began to appear. Spreading more and more. "Oh moly," whispers Muriel. Suddenly someone breaks through the wall of her house.

"I'll be taking that," he says. Talking about the Master Sword. He's a boy. In his teenage years prehaps. He's wearing a robe thing and has had his hair dyed red. He picks up the sword with no problems whatsoever.

"But how did you...," before Muriel could finish he interupts. He tells her that he is wearing a special glove. He has cast a spell on it so he can pick up everything. Including the Master Sword.

"Who are you," she asks. This is all too much for Muriel. Her legs begin to go numb. She starts going blind. The words she will here now will probably be the last words she will ever here.

"Call me Samondorf!!"

Although she has lost her eyesight she could see a white light. She seemed to be floating in some sort of vortex. She could see Nigel there too. She could tell that she was going somewhere special. She was sorry that she didn't even try to help him when he was dying. She would make it up to him when they got there. 

The End

It is me. The Narrator. We should be carrying on with our story The Legend of Curtis. But instead Nile wants to give you something completely different!!!!!!!

Curtis, Grunt and Nile go trick o' treating. Britanny stays at Nile's house but Nathan doesn't feel so good so he stays in doors.

"THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT!!!!," shouts Nile as he almost kicks the local cat Budz up into space.

"Great be maybe!!!! Great be maybe!!!!," chants Grunt annoyingly.

"Shush Grunt!!! Anyway what are you supposed to be Nile??," asks Curtis.

"I'm a dead pop star from the 80s. Can't you tell that from the long, white clothes and  the long, dark wig???"

"You look more like Jesus to me," says Curtis.

"WELL MAYBE I SHOULD PUT ON A SHORT, BLONDE WIG INSTEAD OF TRHE ONE I ALREADY HAVE!!!!!," shouts Nile, angrily. 

"Hey, hey, listen, listen, LISTEN TO ME!!!! Hey!!! Lu- listen, lu- listen- LU- LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN, hey!!! HEY, HEY, HEY!!! LISTEN, LISTEN, hey!!!...,"chants Grunt, until an hour later.

WHAT GRUNT!!!!!???," shouts Curtis, fed up, he's had enough of this. They aren't doing no trick o' treating!!!

"Me hear talking weird coming there over," explains Grunt.

"Yes??? Continiue," both Nile and Curtis say this. They're beginning to understand Grunt's bizarre way of speaking.

"They talk bout thing, bizarre, elf clothes wear. Stuff steal it has. Angry people, our way they head!!!," explains Grunt.

"Hmmmm.....sounds like you Curtis." 

"SHUT UP NILE!!!!," shouts Curtis. "Hey!!! Grunt. Did you say that they're coming this way??"

"There he is!!! That weird elfin thief!!!" shouts and insults come from the mouths of the angry couple whose names are Nigel and Muriel.

"They're after us!!! Curtis use your master sword!!!!," Shouts Nile as he runs for his life!!!!

"Use this luv," says Muriel as she chucks a sharp rake to her husband. Nigel cuts Curtis' arm, which makes him drop his master sword

"I'm bleeding!!!," says Curtis.

"Don't worry about that now. Run!!! Leave your master sword here," shouts Nile. So they all start to run. "Let's hide in that back alley. We'll be safe there." They hide in the dark alley. Nigel and Muriel can't find them so they leave. Taking the all-powerful master sword with them.

"One close was that it was," says Grunt, annoyingly. Our heroes think that they are safe. But they look around to see a sinister looking corpse wearing a cheaply made elf outfit that he probably stole from a Shopping Centre.

"HEY!!," shouts Curtis. "You're the one who's been stealing from people. But wait a second. You're also the guy I accidentally killed whilst riding my bike!!! You're the original Link. You're all zombie-like now. Why have been stealing stuff??? Why???"

"Ha ha ha ha ha!!!," the zombie Link cackles. "I've been stealing objects from people so that they will blame you. And then nobody will like you. Those stupid neighbours of yours are just the beginning. Anyway zombie-like Link is a horrible name. Call me Dead Link. Back from the afterlife to get what was mine!!!"

"The clothes I took from you," whispers Curtis.

"YES!!!," shouts Dead Link. "Your tunic. MY TUNIC!!!! THIEF!!!!" Dead Link whacks Curtis across the head.

"Dude," whispers Nile.

"Boss," whispers Grunt.

This song is based off a message that Mr. Kuddles got when he joined.

123!!!! ABC!!!! You're a member of Gamespot

HE!!! HE!!! HE!!!

You press log in and you're there!!!

Drop a stone on your foot but please don't swear!!!!

Put on some underwear!!!!

Then you do a little jig and you're finally there!!!

123!!! ABC!!!

123!!! GAMESPOT AND ME!!!!!!

Curtis had got a phone call from Nathan to come over to his house."Where we go?" asked Grunt who was Curtis annoying fairy."To Nathan's house," said Curtis."Weren't you listening to me?" "Listen me not," said Grunt annoyingly. After a long, boring conversation they finally made it to a rubbish bin. "What the heck! You lied to us Narrator" Yes I did but luckily Nathan's house is across the road."Oh. Cool." Curtis opened the door and accidentally stood on Bubbles(Nathan's cat's)tail. After that Bubbles screeched, scramed Curtis face and ran out the door."OH DUDE!!!!! Why did you let my freaking cat out? Also what is that thing floating around?""That's my fairy Grunt" explained Curtis."For some reason I have no choice but to let him follow me around.""That's lame. Pixies are better. They're like these little women who fly around in their bikinis all day. Nile has one. I think her name's Brittany,"said Nathan."Well I don't care," shouted Curtis."Grunt is way cooler that any pixie.""Do boss mean that really?"asked Grunt."No I don't," said Curtis