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• 6Dec 09

  I am 100% done with System Wars

  That's it! I can't take it anymore! SW keeps digging it's grave lower and lower. Seriously, I haven't not even posted a single thing in over a month! A month! That's a new record of SW inactivity! SW died a year ago, this time, it is rolling all over it's grave. SW isn't what it used to be! All you see now is news and that's it. Why call it System Wars then, when it should be called "System Wars"? Most of the good users I know are either banned or have moved on, so there's less comedy at System Wars each I went there.

  Whatever.

  I, magiciandude, officially retire from System Wars!

  RIP System Wars

  Posting there since 2005 and ended at 2009.

  • Posted Dec 6, 2009 3:57 pm PT
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• 28Nov 09

  Baka-Magician Ep. 17 EPIC! pt. 2

  Opens scene with Eric knocking on Shadow's door while Shadow and Rouge are making out...on bed...

  Shadow: Excuse me dear.. WHAT!?! WE'RE BUSY HERE GO AWAY!

  Eric: *knocks door harder* It's me Eric!

  Shadow: Ugh, I'll be right back dear. *opens the door* So, do you have the money?

  Eric:

  Shadow:

  Eric: Shadow this is urgent

  Shadow: If you don't have the money, then I don't have the time, and time is money, so scram! *slams the door hard*

  Eric: Of course, never mind the fact that Sega was involved in an assissination..

  Shadow: *opens door with anger* What was that? Whatever happened to Nintendo in E3 is the least of my concerns.

  Eric: Oh yeah? Well how doyou explain this? A hedgehog was found holding a sniper rifle that was meant to shoot Mario?

  Shadow: Don't look atme, I had nothing to do with it.

  Eric: Well it just so happensthat Nintendo could cut the strings between their relationship with Sega if they are found guilty. And you certainlywouldn't want to be caught in the mess now do you?

  Shadow: Pfft, none of this bothers me at all.

  Eric: Well okay how about this? If Sonic appears in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, you could be in too-

  Shadow: Hmmm... ..YesI like that alot...Now let me just get ready.

  Rouge: Shadow!

  Eric: *realizes what's going on between the hedgehog and the bat* Umm, I'll just wait over there.

  *cuts to Luigi and Silver discussing their plans*

  Silver: It's simple, you barge in, and I kill Mario!

  Luigi: It's not that simple! You have no idea how guarded Mario is in the castle!

  Silver: Come on! Mario wasn't even guarded in the show! What makes you think he would beguarded at the castle?

  Luigi: Well besides all that, if they saw me, it would already blow our cover.

  Silver: Then we'll do it tonight!

  Luigi: *sigh* I don't know...

  Silver: What's the matter?

  Luigi: I think I was just overreacting...maybe I should I just apologize to my brother and settle the score-

  Silver: Are you kidding me!?! This is your perfect chance to star in a well-praised game that you deserve. *starts moving his hands to manipulate Luigi's mind*

  Luigi: *gets hypnotized* You're right, I should! Yes! Yes! I will back Mario for all he has done to me!

  Silver: Good, then tonight it shall be!

  Luigi: Yes tonight! My brother shall pay with his blood!

  Silver: That's the spirit!

  *later that night when everyone goes to their dormiteries the two sneak behind the castle and head inside the Super Paper Mario set*

  Luigi: *goes to the costume set*

  Silver: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING LUIGI!?!

  ????: Luigi? Ha! That name has no use for me anymore, for I am now...

  

  Silver: Yes, that's very clever indeed!

  *the Ice Climbers heard the noise*

  Nana: *has a Norwegian accent* Popo, did you hear that?

  Popo: *also has a Norwegian accent* Yes Nana! I think it came from the basement!

  Silver: Shhh! Someone's coming!

  Popo: Let's look over there!

  Silver: When they get close, we ambushed them and tie them up! We'll let them scream loud enough so that the whole castle hears it and Mario won't have any guards! Ready now!

  Ice Climbers: WAAAHHHH!!!!!

  *in the top floor Mario is awaken by the loud scream*

  Mario: What was that? Quick! Send the reinforcements down there!

  Silver: Now is the time! Go!

  *Silver and Lui-er I mean Mr. L run towards Mario's room while everyone is distracted by what's going on*

  Mario: Mamma Mia!

  Mr. L: Surprise!

  Silver: Mario! Your time has come!

  Mario: What! It's you! *gets taken away before he can say anything else*

  Silver: Wait just a second Mr. L! First we're going to take him to my time where he destroyed everything! *pulls out a Chaos Emerald* CHAOS CONTROL! *Mr. L and Silver go into the warp with Mario being held hostage*

  *Eric and Shadow arrive too late*

  Eric: Dammit!

  *They both head to the castle*

  Peach: Mario is Missing!

  Shadow: Yes that game sucked...

  Eric:

  Shadow: *shrugs* Well it's true!

  Daisy: Has anyone seen Luigi? I can't sleep without him!

  Eric: Luigi is missing too? That hedgehog has some nerve.

  Fox: Well, a while ago, some purple cat named Blaze came here telling us that a hedgehog named Silver is nowhere to be found.

  Shadow: *growls at the mention of the name*

  Eric: You know him?

  Shadow: Yes I know him! And I thought I got rid of him!

  Eric: This keeps getting better and better.

  Shadow: Let's just get this over with!

  *They head outside with Shadow using Chaos Control to send them both into the future*

  Silver: You see of all this Mario? This is all of your doing!

  Mario: I had nothing to with Sega's business being-

  Silver: SHUT UP! I know everything about you! Kutaragi told me!

  Mr. L: But Silver! The one behind Sega's downfall really was-

  *Eric and Shadow appear behind Mr. L and Silver*

  Eric: Sorry to interrupt your conversation!

  Silver: *looks at Shadow with anger* You...

  Shadow: Yes, me, and this time, you are not gettin out of this!

  Eric:It's time you hand back Mario!

  Mr. L: Ha! And miss my chance to be the next mascot of Nintendo?

  Mario: Luigi? Is that you?

  Silver: *ignoring Mario*Hey! That wasn't part of our deal! I want Nintendo to be completely destroyed!

  Mr. L: Are you out of your mind?

  *while they are bickering, Eric uses this time to take back Mario*

  Silver: So that's how it is going to be huh?

  Mr. L: You choose to side against us, it cost you both your useless lives.

  Shadow: We'll see about that!

  *Eric and Shadow get on their fighting stance against Silver and Mr. L*

  Shadow: I'm out of here. *leaves*

  Mario: Thank you so much for saving me! If there is anythjing I could do for you, just let me know.

  Eric: Well, okay, I've got one already!

  Mario: Sure, anything!

  Eric: I, Eric Cooper, would like to appear in Super Smash Bros. Brawl as a playable character!

  Mario: You can't......be serious...*starts snickering You in...

  Eric: What? What is so funny?

  Mario: You..in Super Smash Bros. Brawl? Wha hahaha

  Eric: HEY! You said you would do anything!

  Mario: ROFL *notices Eric's angry face* What?

  Eric: That's it! *levitates Mario with his magic*

  Mario: Hey! What are you doing? Put me down! No please! No!

  Eric: *tosses Mario off the lava watefall* CHEAPSKEATE PLUMBER!

  

  

  This blog is dedicated to Willy105. The video you just saw was his last contribution to GameSpot.

  • Posted Nov 28, 2009 9:26 am PT
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• 21Nov 09

  Baka-Magician Ep. 16: EPIC! Pt. 1

  Setting: 200 Years After the fall of the Sega Empire 

  Based on Silver The Hedgehog's Introduction from 

  Sonic Next Gen (AKA Sonic the Disaster)

  
  Silver the Hedgehog: This world was devastated before I was born. 

  A harsh, bleak place, where we live in eternal darkness.  

  Life is a struggle, and people live without hope.

   How did this happen?  No one will answer me directly.  

  But they always point... to System Wars.
  
  DUN DUN DUUNNNN!!!
  
  Blaze: Silver!
  
  Silver: Blaze!  What's wrong?
  
  Blaze: Another flopped game from Sega!
  *a flopped game is tossed at Silver and gets hit hard*

  
  Silver: What's the point of all this?  It'll never end.

  
  Blaze: Calm down, Silver.

  
  Silver: Then tell me what we should do.  

  How can Sega go back to its former glory?

  
  ????????: ...By knowing the truth, of course.

  
  *Camera pans to reveal...KEN KENTURAGI! 

  DUN DUN DUUNNNN!!!

  
  Kutaragi: Just as a flower comes from a seed, 

  or a chicken comes from an egg, everything has an origin.  

  You need to find the being originally responsible for this catastrophe.

  
  Silver: Is that really the answer to our problem? 

  Tell me, do you know who it is
  

  *Kutaragi leads Blaze and Silver into the database.*
  

  Kutaragi: To fix this present compnay, you need to change the past.
  

  Silver: But, that's impossible.
  

  Kutaragi: With the Playstation 20, you can,

   because it has the power to travel through time! 

  No DRE's guaranteed!
  

  Silver: No way!
  

  Kutaragi: In order to change the past, you must eliminate the individual who
  caused Sega to turn into a third party developer.
  

  Silver: If I eliminate that guy, will our world be saved?
  
  Kutaragi: The Day of Disaster... Here are my records of this event. 

  The DreamCast was Sega's final hope to recover.
  
  Kutaragi: And you have this person to blame.
  
  
  
  Silver: I see it!  So, that mushroom thing is to blame?
  
  Kutaragi: NO! ...you idiot... 

  IT'S THE GUY WITH THE RED CAP AND THICK MOUSTACHE!
  
  Silver: Oh...
  
  Kutaragi: *whispers* No wonder why Sega is in this state.
  
  Silver: *offended* What was that? Kutaragi: Er, um nothing. 

  Now then, turn on the PS20 and go back to the year 2006.
  
  Blaze: I don't know about this Silver. I mean don't you think-
  
  Silver: Come on Blaze! 

  This is our chance to put Sega the way it was a long time ago.
  

  
  *Silver goes back time and Blaze, unwillingly, does it too*
  
  Kutaragi: Well, this will take care of our plumber problem. 

  Isn't that right Kaz Harai?
  
  Harai: RIIIDGGGE RACCEEERR!!!
  
  *Setting goes to Nintendo's conference in E3 2006*
  
  Mario: Mamma Mia! And these are the games for our upcoming Nintendo Wii!

  
  *loud cheers are heard from the fans*

  
  In the audience, Eric, Kansas, Willy, and DSS are sitting on the same row

  
  Kansas: Alright! Can't wait for the Wii to come out!

  
  Eric: Me neither! November can't come soon enough!

  
  Willy: Eh...the show needed Diddy Kong...

  *sees Diddy Kong in the backroom*

   DIDDDYYYY KOOONNNGGGG!!! 

  *in the backroom*
  

  Diddy Kong: Did someone just call my name? *shrugs off* Oh well...
  

  Willy: NO WAIT! COME BACK! DIDDYYY!!!
  
  *Diddy is gone*
  

  Ohhhh.... 

  Kansas: Maybe next time Willy. 

  DSS: Shhh!! Another trailer is being put on!
  
  *it is the trailer for the next Super Smash Bros.*
  
  The Four: OMG! SUPER SMASH BROS! 

  Eric: Super Smash Bros. Brawl. That's a nice ring to it! 
  
  *looks up and sees something shining while everyone is enjoying the trailer...then realizes*
  
  Looks like trouble. Excuse me Kansas
  
  Kansas: *is paying attention to the trailer*
  
  Eric: Guess I'll worry myself.
  
  *on the balcony, Silver is holding a sniper rifle*
  
  Silver: Now to put an end to all of Sega's misery!
  
  *Eric makes a surprise behind Silver*
  
  Eric: And where is your pass?
  
  Silver: GAAHH!!! *is surprised and accidentally pulls the trigger which has the audience panicking. 

  Mario looks up and realizes the shot was for him.
  
  Mario: Mamma Mia! *flees*
  
  Silver: Now look what you have made me done!

   You made the perpetrator get away!
  
  Eric: Perpetrator? What's all this about?
  
  Silver: Umm well *sees Mario getting away* HEY!
  
  Eric: Stop!
  
  *gets pushed aside by Silver's psychic powers and

   is knocked down cold*
  
  The Dream Squad then interferes with Silver's 

  assassination attempt which leads Silver running away.  

  *cuts to Nintendo's headquarters and into Mario's office*
  

  
  Mario: Mamma Mia! A murder was attempt on my life today!
  
  Link: *pulls out a sign (since he doesn't talk, lol) that reads* 

  Any idea on who it might be from?
  
  Mario: That thing looked like a hedgehog...

  AHA! THAT HEDGEHOG IS AT IT AGAIN!

   I should've known he'd still be after me!
  
  Samus: But what good would it do if Sega kills you? 

  They don't have the money to be a 1st party developer again.
  
  Fox McCloud: Exactly..

  .maybe the guy was hired by Sony or Microsoft?
  
  Mario: Well I DON'T KNOW!
  
  Peach: Mario! 

  Didn't I tell you to bring a 1-UP Mushroom just in case?
  
  Mario: Peach, no, not that again.
  
  Link: *pulls out a sign that reads* 

  Well, you are the most famous video game character out. 

  Wouldn't it make sense that one of our competitors want you dead?
  
  Mario: THE PLACE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WELL-GUARDED!
  
  Link: *pulls a sign that reads* Just saying...
  
  Mario: Oh yeah...as if you ever talk.
  
  *Luigi barges in*
  
  Luigi: Mario!
  
  Mario: LUIGI! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?! 

  DO YOU NOT REALZIE YOUR OWN BROTHER 

  WAS NEARLY KILLED TODAY!?!
  
  Luigi: But Mario! 

  I am sick and tired of being in your shadow all the time! 

  I want to be a star of my own game!
  
  Mario: LUIGI! YOU ALREADY GOT YOUR GAME-
  
  Luigi: THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE VACUUMING GHOSTS!!!
  
  Mario: WE HAVE DISCUSSED ABOUT THIS BEFORE!!! 

  NOW LEAVE! OUR MEETING IS VERY CRUCIAL!!!
  
  *Luigi leaves in fury*
  
  Fox: Wow Mario...you yelling at brother at that.
  
  Mario: LEAVE MY BROTHER OUT OF THIS!!
  
  Peach: MARIO THAT'S ENOUGH! 

  I suggest you rest up right now if you can't even control your anger!
  
  Mario: Why I think I will!
  
  Fox: I think you should apologize to your brother first.
  
  Mario: HE'LLL BE ALRIGHT! HE'S A TOUGH MAN! 

  *goes to his room*
  
  *cuts to outside where Silver is angry 

  that he didn't kill Mario and sits on a tree*
  
  Silver: His action will condemn us all! 

  I have to kill Mario in order to restore the Sega Empire!
  
  *coincidentally, Luigi sits on the same tree just right behind Silver*
  
  Luigi: That stupid brother of mine...

  Taking out his anger and blame on me all the time. 

  Silver: That red plumber, ruining everything
  
  Luigi: Blaming me for what happened with Fluffy
  
  Silver: Destroying Sega
  
  Luigi: Also hogging the spotlight
  
  Both: I WANT TO KILL THAT MARIO!
  
  Then they notice each other. 

  Realizing that they are talking about the same person, 

  they shake hands and hatch a plan.
  
  TO BE CONTINUED...

  Note: Sorry it took so long to post this. 

  Ever since my PC crashed, I had to find another word processor, so I used Open Office. 

  I'm sorry about the format, I didn't count on this to happen.

  Also, the next part will have Willy's video that he did for me. 

  The next part will come at the end of the week.

  • Posted Nov 21, 2009 11:05 am PT
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