ive been inactive on gamespot for awile becuase ive started playing Maplestory again yes Maplestory a free 2d side scrolling massivley multiplayer online role playing game

if youve read any of my reviews then youd scream hipocrocy and burn me on a stake

but i like rpgs there fun even the piont and click one that someone who was playing a game that was too much fun and too dull it down a bit by playing a piont click rpg with one hand and playing rock band with the other

so ive been on Maplestory leveling up im currently lvl 3rty something warrior who was big spiky blue hair and i think that this game is good for people who dont want to buy world of warcraft or someone who wants to get carpel tunnel really bad. both of wich sound like a description of me and my cat who likes to attack my feet when im typing and has grey stiped fur and enjoys beef jerkey

sorry back to the game. if you catagorize as someone who want to pay for the usual grind of mmorpg`s then download maplestory at www.nexon.net

and another thing in 2009 there will be a dragon ball z live action movie coming out and being a dbz fan i have to watch it but there is one thing that bothers me the role of goku the main spiky hair over poweful kung fo guy is that hes played as Justin Chatwin first of all Chustin Catface looks nothing like Goku and unless they do surgery on his face then the Goku will look a tad unfamiliar and god so help me if Jason Lee plays any part in the movie

thats all and i give army of two a

5.0

for being not very fun by yourself but with a friend its a good game

in the past week or so i`ve been playing Oddworld: Stranger`s Wrath and Half life 2 and they are both loved by so any and almost aquanted by me so to those who love both of these games or just one im here to destroy whatever great cancer curing chunk of greatness you`ve made them out to be starting with half life 2. first of all i`ve never played the first one and probably will never since my ps2 broke and that i dont want to so i have no idea where the story is starting off from ,all i know is that i play as a physician/mute/complete anialator named morgan freeman and poeple seem to either love me with the intensity of the sun put inside a grenade and then dropping that grenade into a valcanoe or they hate him with a malice darker than the inside of a coffin on a moonless night ,there is no middle ground apearantly .so you start the game and your just meandering aroung the city awile getting smacked by some sort of alien race that all need a Ricolla after that you get a crowbar and whack the nearest combine soldier and take his gun and after a few hours of sensless kiling and bouting you have your first encounter with zombies and funnily enough name headcrabs (headcrabs come on now you know its funny laugh) and after a while of playing this game it felt like i was hanging aroung with Stephen King and Tom Clancy andthey took turns telling stories . also this game is not just a shooter it has some mild puzzle elements that requires you to have bloodlust and brians and i was playing this game with my older sister and she`s not the best at puzzles so she had to pass the controller when they came around, most of the puzzles were easy enough just minor gravity/balance puzzles nothing really challenging , what kind of bothered me was that at the at the last level they take your weapons and make -suit all supercharged so that you can take an entire lcip of machinegun shells to the face before you die and speking of your suit after a while it starts to sound like captian obvious constantly reminding you that getting shot is bad. but like i siad at the end they stick you with sooper duper suit and sooper duper gravity gun and leave you to cuase mass destruction. i also liked that you could change the difficulty level and not just by a tad like most games it makes easy ,easy for those who cant take on a strider with 2 health pionts. overall it is a great game no major flaws and its real pretty i give it a

8.1

And alas i review Oddworld:strangers wrath. first of all let me state that i am somewhat a fan of oddworld games but dont get me wrong (if you do get me wrond bad things happen) i will try to be as unbiased as possible . Now for those of you who havent played this game ,don`t care for it , or have nothing better to do, the following will spoil the ending and the suprising twist in the middle . So if you dont want too ruin it stop reading ...............your still reading arent you ,well i was hoping that would finish you off but apearently you actually care what i think and i find that strange becuase i could give a rat`s pitootie about what anyone else think but hey back to the game. Allright so the game starts like this your some cool bounty hunter with cool boots and a cool western accent . the game starts off with you bountying a couple of bosss which are quite frequent and then you get to a new town to rise more money for this O So important operation he needs (just to spoil it hes some freak four legged horse thing with horn hes just been hiding it) and after another town or so the game changes the gmeplay a tad allowing you to use all four legs and they take all your hard earned equipment ,chuck it in the air and luagh in your face . the gamelay is switching from 1st person shooter to 3rd person adventure with a click f the left thumbstick and i like that they bonded the two quite well.As far as the shooting goes you have a Double Barrel Crossbow which shoots little animals. wait let me rephrase that it shoots out little animals like ammo which i think they did well. one of the major problems with this game is that the difficulty level jumps up and down like it has ADHD and that bothered me a tad. i give it a

7.8

overall it was fun getting to play as a nerd and a horse that like to shoot things and they are both great games which should be appreciated for not sucking so.

congradulations to Half-Life 2 and Oddworld : Strangers Wrath for not sucking.

as fate would have it and fate always has it ,that jerk, ,here's why i want to strangle gamefly like he killed my xbox,l planned on getting oddworld:strangers wrath but like i said fate is a jerk so i ended up with noty wahk project 8 first of all i did not finish it i got the feeling i should have just turned it back after the tutorial it SUCKS ,the new physics engine or whatever made you feel like your old light as a feather skater in tommy houxs American wasteland has now been eating lead for the past week and you will bail constantly and the control scheme , camera, and my broken controller will make sure than you will never be able to do what you need to do in the first try unless of course your goal is to SUCK and to add with that it way to easy getting SICK level is not that sick at all it is extremely easy too easy this game made me want to sand of all my skin and roll around in salt its that bad so if you plan on buying a tuna hock game get American wasteland and stay there because that's as good as it gets

i don't want to give this game a score its like giving a 4-year old a score on college exams this game is for people who only would play this game between actually skating and socializing and i do none of those so it gets a

5.5

so like i said in the blog below if you haven't read it read it now ..........I'm serious don't just sit there to see where I'm going with this read it

okay know that you've read it or if you haven't then send this message to 15 other people or you'll be cursed for life now I've finished playing DOOM 3 RESURRECTION OF EVIL and it was quite satisfying sure its short and its sweet but its fun the new weapons freshen up the game-play a little but not the same story for the new monsters you still had to kill them sure the bosses were a little refreshing because you had to shoot them in there weak spot or something and the demon powers are pretty cool but what amazed me the most was the the pure fun of busting into a room full of demons again and not feeling like I'm just playing an expansion pack I'm playing a hole new game sure its the same extreme terror that made me jump in my seat during the first one and the fact that it comes with the first two Doom's but i have the collectors edition of the first one so that didn't amaze me much but there are some flaws first the usual seamless monster entrances can be offset by you flinging things wildly into the air with the grabber gun

the second is that if you use the slow down time thing than run through all the monsters when time returns to normal all of those monsters you skipped right past will come running after you like your giving out candy and in DOOM 3 :ROE that candy is bullets and eventually you'll run out of good candy and have to dish out with your light artillery candy

so i guess DOOM3 :ROE is pretty good not much replay value though. rent it play turn it back and move on with your life i give it a

7.5

BUT HEY NO ONE CARES WHAT I THINK I'M JUST THAT MEAN NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR THAT WONT LET THEM BORROW HIS PLUNGER.ILL REVIEW ODDWORLD :STRANGERS WRATH NEXT WEEK OR SO. AND ILL PUMP SOME FUNNY INTO IT

lt-crash

allright its time to come clean the only reason i havent been playing much 360 games is becuase i dont have a 360 and my ego is way to big to confess this without attempting to stick needles through my eyelids but ill get a 360 an elite actually ive been saving up and am going to get rockband but until then ill be playing,reviewing,critisizing xbox games alot more often a few ps2 gmes too so brace your self for oodles and oodles of noodles er.. criticism becuz i gost gamefly woot

ahem anyway i have to critisize something real quik so todays game is guitar hero 3 legends of rock or more like legend of rock theres only one famous guy there and hes slash the lead guitar in the band guns n roses oh and tom morrello whoever that is i think hes from england or summinbesides that its pretty good nice soundtrack and really good graphic but hey lets talk about gameplay the mian problem in guitar hero is that at first your plunged into a pit of impossiblness for an hour or so then its easy going from there but then right when you hit rianing blood by slayer it feels like you went ten miles just to hit another pit then after the tenth try on that song i siad

"bother
this

nonesense"

AND SKIPPED THAT SONG and it was still pretty challenging but i survived whith at least half the bones in my hand

anyways its a good game youll get the hang of it very fun when you invite a friend just make sure none of your friends have the hand eye coordination of a girraffe

8.2

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