hi. as you may or may not be aware, i am a person. i like to spend time doing random things and annoying and otherwise pissing off everyone and writing parodies whenever i get ideas. *starts singing in high pitched voice* it's a hard knock life for us, it's a hard knock life! I think that's how it goes. eh, i don't know.

• 16Feb 07

  life is good.

  well enough alone, an awesome chevelle song is now on itunes as well as MY NAME IS EARL!!! hells yes!! i'm going to save up money and get the season pass. and linkin park's new cd. and chevelle's new album vena sera, and a bunch of other things.... congrats itunes for getting off your lazy asses and adding earl to the store.
  • Posted Feb 16, 2007 8:44 am PT
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• 13Feb 07

  Fly Like an Eagle parody PLEASE COMMENT!!!!!

  a new parody. yes i'm alive and back at it again...enjoy. i've been meaning to do this one. oh, and i dedicate this parody to my dear friend mavrick hughes. i have no idea where he is now, but he was the one who said the sentence that sparked this whole song.....fly like a weasel.

  They keep on slippin', slippin', slippin'
  Into roadkill
  They keep on slippin', slippin', slippin'
  Into roadkill
  
  I want to fly like a weasel
  To the sea
  Fly like a weasel
  Let the rabbits carry me
  I want to fly like a weasel
  Till I'm free
  Oh, Lord, through the revolution
  
  Feed the weasels
  Who don't have enough to eat
  Shoe the ferrets
  With no shoes on their feet
  House the minks
  Livin' in the woods
  Oh, oh, there's a solution
  
  I want to fly like a weasel
  To the sea
  Fly like a weasel
  Let the bunnies carry me
  I want to fly like a weasel
  Till I'm free
  Fly through the highway
  
  They keep on slippin', slippin', slippin'
  Into roadkill

  They keep on slippin', slippin', slippin'
  into roadkill

  They keep on slippin', slippin', slippin'
  into roadkill

  They keep on slippin', slippin', slippin'
  Into roadkill
  
  I want to fly like a weasel
  To the sea
  Fly like a weasel
  and get sucked into a jet engine
  I want to fly like a weasel
  Till I'm free
  Fly through the highway
  
  They keep on slippin', slippin', slippin'
  Into roadkill

  They keep on slippin', slippin', slippin'
  into roadkill…

  • Posted Feb 13, 2007 4:44 pm PT
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• 15Oct 06

  You're Beautiful Parody PLEASE COMMENT!!!!

  You're Annoying

  Original Song by James Blunt

  Lyrics changed by lazlodude7
  
  Your song's annoying.

  Oh, crap. There go the technical difficulties. Oh wait, they're fixed? OK, should I just start? OK.
  
  Your song's annoying
  It ticks me off
  You're cashing in on
  David Hasselhoff
  You think they're gonna buy your songs
  just 'cause of sex appeal?
  Well, I'm gonna give ya some
  mental scars that won't heal.
  
  You're annoying, You're annoying,
  You're annoying, it's true.
  Your high-pitched squeals
  Got you a record deal
  No one's more annoying than you.
  
  Well, your song's a hit
  It topped all the lists
  For a while eveything seemed to go off
  without a hitch
  But then they overplayed the song, well, I mean
  People jump off buildings just to gid rid of those screams
  
  You're annoying. You're annoying
  You're annoying, it's true.
  Your song's falling faster, than subscribers on Napster
  Guess it's time to face the truth
  No one's more annoying than you.
  
  La la la la la la la la la la SHUT THE F&$% UP!!
  
  You're annoying, You're annoying
  You're annoying, it's true.
  People change the station when they hear your song play
  They buy copies of your single just to burn it up!
  But it's time to face the truth,
  Everyone's getting sick of you.

  This is kinda worse than the 4kids one, but still...

  • Posted Oct 15, 2006 7:50 am PT
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