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Some of you may remember a post over a year ago where I thought I was almost done with the game Dungeon siege.
Well, I saved king herpaderp... but he wanted me to retrieve treasure from his vault.
So I got the treasure... but it turns out there's a hole in the wall that basically leads into hell.
So I went into hell. Turns out that lead into a flaming ruin. (NOTE: at this point I quit for over 6 months because the story was soooo far out stretched and terrible that I couldn't stand how rediculous it was anymore,)
I finally sat down today and swore on my soul I was going to beat it. So I went through hell again, beat the flaming ruins...
And found out they lead in random rock formations.
So I went through the random rock formations, thinking it was the last level anddd...
It lead to another area. Surprise! But I swore I would beat it. So I struggled on, with my inventory overflowing and the last merchant being over 20 minutes back. Finally I came to a throne room, and after a confusing, unispired monolouge by the final boss (that lasted almost 2 and a half minutes) we began fighting. I litterally killed him in less than a minute. I thought the game was ending, but...
SURPRISE!!! It's STILL not over! BOSS SECOND FORM! Of course!
After a 5 minute battle (which made me drink a whole 5/110 potions.) The boss actually died. And I couldn't believe it. The screen faded out. I was watching an ending!!! HOLY FRICK!!!! After 3 and a half hours of going through a storyless, senseless, bs level gas powered games created to lengthen their game, IT WAS FINALLY OVER!
If you ever develop a game: please please PLEASE don't sacrifice story just so you can make it longer. I beg of you.
Might put in pics later. At least the boss looked cool I guess.
First off, Lol, got modded for "trolling" again.
I need to remember the 1st amendment doesn't work on line and saying your honest opinion is "trolling".
That was just an update.
Anyway! In case anyone hasn't noticed, raptr is feeding us the wrong pictures for our gs and xbox/ps3 achiviments.
My "Fear the pink mist" appears to be a leaf of a plant that if I were to mention on this blog, I would probably get modded for trolling, and my "A Monument to all your sins" achiviment is showing up as a blue heart. I beat reach on single player legendary to get that to show up here. All I ask... is that it doesn't show a coplete misrepresentation. But it does.
Not only my profile either- saw someone else's odst achiviments screwed up.
Hopefully this gets fixed soon!
Ps: has anyone heard from conker lately?
I just got a year of live, and was wondering, if anyone wants to play Sc IV, halo 3, reach, or get some achivments in ODST, if you guys could post up your gamertags?
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