Pretty pointless stuff. and lyrics maybe, of what i'm listening to at the time.

• 25Aug 07

  It is I, the Worthless Kite!!

  I return to make sudden appearance, followed by a mysterious dissappearance... seriously, hi and bye if i don't come back...It's been fun... i won't forget even if i tried...
  • Posted Aug 25, 2007 6:42 pm PT
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• 14May 07

  ...Meh!

  I guess i should make another blog that actually isn't just a bunch of crap.

   Life Since Last Blog:
  Stuff happened, **** Happened, Stuff Went Down, Weird and Depressing News Came, No More PS3, School Very Boring ( One more Year to Go! Happy About That!)

   Update to my Departure:
  Estimated Time of my leave: I have no freaking idea!
  Reason: Stuff Happened, Unexpected Stuff Happened and Still Happening

  Stupid Story Using Smilies:
  1.2.3.4.5.

  • Posted May 14, 2007 9:05 pm PT
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• 19Apr 07

  ... not yet ...

  She Gotta Smile yeah, She gotta smile
  and she's flashing it right at me.
  she gotta wink, a wink across the bar
  and i know that it's meant to be.
  she gotta walko oh, she walking over
  and i know it could be my day.
  she gotta... friend
  ooh, she's gotta friend why is she standing in her way.
  (it's a big fat friend)
  oh god there's always one.
  (big fat friend)
  to spoil my **** fun.
  
  now baby baby baby,
  if it's boots you wankt to knock
  leave your chubbly friend at home
  because she's going to block the cock.
  now i'm afraid of no man with any I contend
  but i can not compete
  with your big fat friend.
  
  so big fat friend
  
  
  ah, we meet again
  you won't leave her alone
  you roll your eyes
  make sarcastic comments
  while you're sucking on that chicken bone.
  but that's okay
  you think you wanna battle but i tend to disagree
  see i know you and your achilles heel
  and he's standing next to me
  my non-discriminating friend.
  so what that you're a cow
  (non-discriminating friend)
  i'll nail you anyhow
  
  i know that he's no looker
  and he's had a couple rounds
  but with every shot of yager
  hey you lose a couple pounds
  
  now baby baby baby bring the evening to an end
  just you and me and my pal
  and your big fat friend.

   

  
  brought to you by John1918

   

  

   

  

  

  ...that was so pointless

   

  Lad, it's your duty to find ye a lass
  With child-bearing hips and a pink, supple ass
  And make her your wife and love her with love so true
  Now some rivers run high, some rivers run low
  When her river runs red, then she's starting her flow
  And it's called menstruation, and here's what it means to you
  
  You will notice her bloomers are spotty at first
  Stand back her ovarian dam's gonna burst
  Son, don't be afraid, it's a natural thing
  Just wad up some cotton and hand her some string
  Put the old linens on top of the bed
  Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
  
  She'll retain her water, her breasts will be tender
  Say something nice and you're sure to offend her
  Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
  And she'll want to make love if you do, you're a fool
  you'll only end up with a bloody O'Tool
  Get out of the house down to the old pub instead
  
  And she'll want you to sample the fruit of her loins
  But son, it'll taste like some old rusty coins
  So turn off the light, and take off your hat
  And drop to your knees, say a prayer to Saint Pat
  Then he'll give you the strength to get out of the bed
  And for Ireland's sake, go down to the old pub instead
  
  Now the pub is the place where the lads are a-meetin'
  When the moon's full and the gals are a-bleedin'
  The Catholic, the Protestant, even the pagan
  The pub is the place when your lady is raggin'
  So drink of your pint, boys, and thank your shamrocks
  That as menfolk we don't have to bleed from our cocks
  And that we can escape from the lady in red
  And get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead

  more pointless...

  Hush little girl
  Sweet baby don't cry
  Tonight
  Daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby
  Tonight
  Why can't it all be like it was before?
  How can I explain why mommy's not here anymore?
  Cause daddy likes porno and ten dollar whores
  Daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores
  Daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus
  I think that's why mommy left us
  Mommy left us

  Hush little girl
  There is no reason to fret
  Tonight
  Don't mind the smoke
  Daddy just wants to forget
  
  
  Tonight
  Soon it will all be like it was before
  Any minute she will walk through that front door
  But daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer
  Then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear
  Daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with puss
  I think that's why your mommy left us

  Please don't cry
  I swear I'll try
  To be here by your side
  Right after daddy gets home from the bar
  Visits his bookie
  And steals a new car
  He'll drive to the strip club
  And if daddy plays his cards right
  He'll bring home your new mommy tonight

  • Posted Apr 19, 2007 9:37 pm PT
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