• 3May 08

  Dirty Rat B@stards!

  1. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals that the Dirty Rat Bastards allow to live.
  
  2. Dirty Rat Bastards don't sleep. We wait.
  
  3. When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for a Dirty Rat Bastard.
  
  4. Dirty Rat Bastards don't read books. We stare them down until we get the information that we want.
  
  5. The Dirty Rat Bastards is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
  
  6. The Dirty Rat Bastards counted to infinite, TWICE.
  
  7. A Dirty Rat Bastard hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.
  
  8. Dirty Rat Bastards don't wear a watch, WE decide what time it is.
  
  9. Contary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, its a DirtyRatBastardship!
  
  10. Superman wears Dirty Rat Bastard Pajamas.
  • Posted May 3, 2008 11:24 am PT
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