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3 years.. really..?

-Geez, where is my mind*? I've been on this site for 3 years now! (lame joke removed) lol!
*the pixies stole it.

It's been a random day. Right as I got to work, the power went out. I can't work without power, so I wandered around for a half-hour and was about to go home so I could buy grocceries, but then the power came back.
*It goes out when it rains. Today, power came back then it started raining.

-What is up with Movietome? If you look North, you'll notice the link is gone. But if you type in the address, you'll see the site is still there, generating news and such.
And this; So IDK what to think.

-(puts on a black moustache and a red bandana) Hiho silver! To Mexico! Gidyup! (rides off into the sunset) (it's very dramatic until I fall off horse.)

Posted by jimmy_the_pipe, Jul 21, 2008 12:34 pm PT   5 Comments
This weekend in revue

-Glenn got married. Check it out.

-I saw 'Grindhouse'; sort-of. I downloaded 'Planet Terror' (zombies), and I didn't realize that I was missing the other half 'Death Proof' (cars).

I though something was amiss after the credits rolled and there was no second movie. I knew it was a collaboration (which it is), but then I thought that Rodriquez must've shot the first half of the movie and Tarantino shot the last half (which isn't the case).
*At least I know what I'm doing this friday; watching 'Death Proof'.

I love the saxaphone in this song. Très piquante.

-Toddy Tickles picked his fiance at Edgefest concert. He didn't even propose, he just gave her an engagement ring. I'm not sure if they need to get married or not; I hope not. But then what was the point in finding him a fiance?
*It's a radio contest, sort-of like 'The Bachelor'.
**One jealous contest loser gave one lucky DJ a full-on lapdance to irk Tod.

-Geez, I'm exhausted. I think I have some kind of virus maybe?

Posted by jimmy_the_pipe, Jul 14, 2008 12:15 pm PT   2 Comments
It's Canada Day Again
Cheezy Song Holiday! - Read the hint, guess the song, watch the video or just read the spoiler at the end!

Door #1:
Hint: Techo mandolin song about sex.
*Wins award for 'Cheesiest Song Ever'

What's behind door number one?


Door #2:
Hint: "Vulcanize the whoopee stick, in the ham wallet."
*Try saying that 10x fast.

What's behind door number two?


Door #3:
Hint: An Iron Maiden cover sung by Billy Corgan of The Smashing Pumpkins.
*Try saying that 10x fast.

What's behind door number three?


Bonus Round:
Hint: Musician kills himself to save his sister.

What's in the Bonus Round?



***SPOILER***

At least one of these songs should put a laugh on your face.
*Yea, I realize it's June 30th.. I have the internet working now, but it might not work tomorrow, so I'm posting it while I can.

Posted by jimmy_the_pipe, Jun 30, 2008 1:21 pm PT   9 Comments
Marvin

-I'm feeling like Marvin the robot* today. Apathetic, dispondent, rude, self-absorbed, whole-heartedless depressing with just a twinge of mania. I've already flipped off 2 people and punched a remarkably green chair.
*Not Marvin the Martian.

I'd post the list of all the reasons that have brought me to this mood, but all my problems seem trivial to other people. This sodding mood has been building for weeks, and as soon as I tell somebody about it they say "Oh look, it's really not that bad." .. well if it's not that bad, then how 'bout we trade: Somebody else can have all this crap I gotta deal with and I'll take some carefree existence with all fun and games and crazy parties full of belly button tequila.

... this blog isn't going very well. .. I should set it on fire. Roast some marshmellows on it. .. "If you don't like my fire, then don't come around; I'm gonna burn one down."

-I've been considering to stop quitting smoking. It would help with all my bloody stress. Or maybe I should stop quitting (caffeinated soda pop). Energy is always good.

Posted by jimmy_the_pipe, Jun 24, 2008 11:17 am PT   5 Comments
Canada suffers from Global Warming

-Well. I gotta say, I'm getting more and more disappointed with this place. (lightbulb explodes somewhere) (cats start strolling through bathroom) (strange man walks off with my shoes)
*2 of these things didn't happen; I am using humor to illustrate the dysfunctionality of this place.

Here is a video to explain what the internet did: My Internet on Drugs

-I downloaded too many books. I'll be reading until the end of time.

-I'm compiling something, so I'll try to post it in a few days. (I have massive ADHD for a few weeks, so I might just throw it out.)

It's very hot here. (drops ice down shirt) The only setting on the AC unit is Hot or Off.

Posted by jimmy_the_pipe, Jun 10, 2008 4:29 pm PT   9 Comments
Chop suey and Rice, would be Nice

I've been trying to think up something meaningful to say for the last few days. But I can't. I have absolutely nothing interesting to say, save for talking about how I have nothing to say. Catch-22*.
*I've never read this book, so I'm not sure if this is an apt term.

I put in my hours at work, I read my ebooks, and I eat my sandwich with spicy vegetables. And that's pretty much what I'm doing; For now.

Well, I almost got into a fistfight last week; but I kept my head so there was no violence. I did earn a free $700 monitor; that was pretty sweet.

Posted by jimmy_the_pipe, May 31, 2008 8:01 pm PT   10 Comments

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