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  • 30Jan 07

    i got the Wii60 combo... FTW!!!

       Yes that's right. I got the two best consoles out. Why is this such a big deal? Here's why...

    1. EXCLUSIVES!!

    Nintendo has Zelda, Mario, Metroid, Donkey Kong, Kirby, just to name a few. Microsoft has Halo 3, Fable 2, Mass Effect... and basically everything else.

    2. ONLINE!!

    Microsoft has already proven its self by being the leader in online console gaming by offering awesome online gaming with leader boards and friends lists, able to download demos, trailers, movies, and new games every week with the Xbox Live Arcade. The Wii, while can't exactly compare, is still fun. From the Wii Menu, you can look at the Weather in you area and all over the world, Look at all the latest news (and there is a LOT of news on that thing), surf the net, and download classic Nintendo games.

    Well, while I wish I had a third reason to talk about... I don't. But those two reasons alone are GREAT reasons to own the Wii60 combo.

    And now, the games I can't wait for to come out on both consoles.

    XBOX 360

    • Halo 3
    • Mass Effect
    • Fable 2
    • Assassin's Creed
    • Banjo 3
    • Interstellar Marines
    • GTA IV
    • Too Human
    • Unreal 3
    • Two Worlds
    • Stranglehold
    • GRAW 2

    WII

    • Super Smash Bros Brawl
    • Mario Galaxy
    • Metroid Prime 3
    • Mortal Kombat

    NOTE: I'm stil relatively new to the Wii, so i don't know all the other great games out there... I'm sure this list will grow fast over the next few months!!

    Well, that's it. if you have a 360, or a Wii, I recomend you rack up the money to get the sweet ass Wii60 combo. You won't regret it.

    P.S. My gamerscore is 13100!!

    • Posted Jan 30, 2007 10:42 am PT
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  • 16Dec 06

    The night I almsot DIED!!

    Well, me and bunch of friends were walking down the road going to the cornere store to pick up so coke and pepsi and all that kinda stuff to mix drinks for a party, and while walking down the road, our friend driving his truck drove up behind us and stoped us and asked what we were doing for the night. We saw he had two girls in his one seated truck, and told him we were going to a party, but first we had to go get drinks. So he let us get in the back of his truck and he drove us to the corner store. And on the way there he decides to show off to these two girls and speed down the empty streets.

     This is where things get intense.

    After we got our supplies, we met up with another at the store friend who was riding his bike and needed a ride to the party. So our friend who was driving decided he'd let him in the back with his bike as well. So as we are getting in the back, everone, accept me and my friend with the bike are the last people to get in. Just as I got in back of the truck, still standing, and my friend with the bike had the bike only half in, my friend who was driving started thinking with his penis yet again, and decided to floor it right there in then, showing off his "street skillz". I go flying out of the back of the truck, nearlly smashing my skull on the pavement, but luckily my friend caught my legs. My head was literally just a few inches away from the ground, and my friend who was driving had no idea what was going on, and he must have been doing 70-80 MPH. Finally, my friend pulled me back in to the back of the truck and slammed on the roof of the truck telling him to stop. He slammed on the breakes, and now I went flying forwads, face first in to the back window, and bloodied up my nose.

    Once I got out of the complete state of schock I was in, and looked down the road, I could still see my friend with his bike. Some how, the pedals broke off the bike and left my friend standed at the store. I got out of the truck, bloody and all and freaked out on my idiot friend who obviously can't drive worth a damn. He said he was really sorry and was really upset. He still gave us a ride to the party though....

    But when we got there we found out it was cancelled!

    Anyways, that's what happened to me last night... got plenty of bruises and scrapes.

  • 26Nov 06

    OMG. Most. Hilarious. Party. Ever.

         Well, last night, I wasn't doing muhc, and I didn't plan on doing anything. But that all changed...
        So, 9 o'clock. I was watching the Simpson's in my boxers (sexy, eh?)
    When all of the sudden, the bell rings.
        I didn't get up, because I didn't think it was for me. But then I hear my step dad call my name. It was for me! I quickly change and go to the front door. There, my two friends, Andrew and Jessica.
       "C'mon man, theres a party. Get ready we're going like right now."
       My mom said it was ok, so i got some more appropriate clothes on, and sprayed some love fragrance on (you know, cologne, for the ladies )
       So as we're driving, I ask who is having the party.
        "Mike." said Andrew.
        I froze in the back seat. I hated Mike. He's done some stuff that I just want to beat the crap out of him. But I play it cool. But the truth is not really many people like Mike anyways.
        So we arrive at his house. Not many people there... yet. I say hi to Mike, talk to a few people, and then went out to the back yard where two friends were smoking a joint. I join in of course.
         We sat there for a bit talking, and I bring up the fact that I really don't like Mike. Well, when I said this, they all started talking about him how they didn't like him very much. And right there and then, we all decided that we were going to WRECK his house. This is where the fun begins.
         Oh forgot to mention, his parents aren't home.(foreshadow?)
         So, we took the joint we had going, and we put it in his barbeque. Then we went inside and started going through his kitchen, grabbing drinks, food and basically just making a mess. The next thing I do, is take down a few pictures that were on the wall, and change them around. While I'm doing this, my other friends upstaris are in the bath room spraying tooth paste around and shaving cream.
         Now, the party is really starting to fill up. Mike is starting to freak out because he ddin't know this many people were coming. I try to tell him to take a few shots and drinks becasue he was definetly going to need it later.
          I meet up with my friends after they were done with the tooth paste and what not up stairs. We look for some thing else to do. I look over on the coffe table in the living room.
          School Graduation Pictures of  Mike.
          Now, this was the high light of the night. I grabbed the pictures and started cutting them out. They were about the size of wallet pictures. I cut out about 10.
          Me and my friends started putting them in random spots. I put one in a flower pot, one in a clock, one taped to the handle of the toilet, one in the over, Microwave, and finally one in a sour cream box.
         After that I had to call it quits, seeing how many people were starting to follow my idea of messing up his house. People were punching holes through the wall, bananas were flying ever where, and people went to the corner store and bought Diet Pepsi and Mentos. And if you don't know what happens with those two compined, well let's just say, Mike's gotta lot of work to do to clean stains in the carpet.
        So as me and my friends sat down and relaxed and watch this nice house get absolutely get trashed, we began drinking finally.
        As we watch the carnage unfold and get drunk, my friend takes a peek out the window... and who is in the drive way? None other than MIKES MOM. We all started cracking up, this was just too funny.
       I yelled for Mike. He rushed over and asked what was going on, and we all pointed to his mom walking towards the house. The funny thing about Mike's mom is that she's also our schools Librarian, and his dad, who showed up about 10 minutes later, is a speaker for a church with a very good reputation as a very religious kind of guy.
        So everyone starts heading out the front door and Mikes mom is yelling telling everyone to get out of her house at the top of her lungs. By the time everyones out of the house, Mikes dad pulls in, right behind my friends car(Andrew, who picked me up). And now he can't leave, not to mention he's pretty drunk, more than me. But some one was able to give him a ride home i found out earlier today, so he was all good to go.
       Well, this is pretty much the way the party ended. It was a great night. Everyone, except Mike of course, had an awesome time. It was by far the most hilarious party I had ever been too.

    PEACE

    P.S.- Don't call me a jerk, this guy had this coming to him a long time ago.

    • Posted Nov 26, 2006 11:56 am PT
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