Here is the contact address if you wish to send something to Drea's family:

The Borunda Family

c/o Springer and Son Funeral Home

PO Box 5308

Beaverton, OR 97006-5308

Her service will be held there on Thursday morning, but they will forward everything that arrives later on to the family.  Her husband has decided to take the kids back to California with his family on Friday.  We've been busy packing and making arrangements.  As much as I'm going to miss them, it will be good for them to all be together. 

We're also extremely grateful for all the support shown here on the site.  This place meant so much to Andrea - all of you did.  Her family and I have been here often reading all the postings and it really helps us feel closer to her. 

I know there are several ideas going around regarding some sort of tv.com memorial to her, and many are asking for my opinion.  I think her family and I both agree that whatever can be done would be an honor and we'll leave it up to the staff to decide what, if anything, is possible and appropriate.

ang

Hi Everyone.  Firstly I thank you all from the bottom of my heart for all the kind comments and PM's.  I've read most of them but am unable to answer them all just yet.

I do have a HUGE favor.  Because of some family drama, I need anyone who has a myspace page and is friends with Drea to please NOT post any comments about her passing.  I know you are all trying to show support but please keep it here on tv.com.

Many of you have asked about sending cards & stuff and I will get back to you shortly on where those can be sent.  Thank you for understanding and respecting the sensitivity of the situation!

ang

Yeah, I'm lurking and blog-stalking a little.  I'm still not sure what to do with myself.  Anyway, I thought I'd repost my blog here since, again, Drea has a TON of friends here that might not see my page...

Drea passed away a few hours ago.  Apparently there was a large blood clot in her leg that they didn't see on the MRI and as soon as they started her on blood thinners the clot broke free and lodged in her heart.  I'm too numb to type any more about it now, but I wanted you all to know.  Your prayers and this site and all of you meant so much to her.  Thank you Stu and Mary and Newbie & Sassy & Tee for your help and pm's today. 

I know Drea has a TON of friends here that probably wouldn't know to read my blog so I've copied & pasted it here...

Drea goes in & out of the hosipital a lot.  After a while you get used to it.  With her illness, it's almost a preventative maintenance type thing.  The Dr's gotta fix this before that happens, and fight this infection before that gets infected.  All the while knowing the infections will return, but they can be treated.

But when she was rushed to the hospital last night, it was different.  Her kids thought it was a heart attack, but the sharp pains in her chest and shallow breathing were instead, the result of pulmonary emboli - several blood clots in her lungs.  They did an MRI that showed many more blood clots in her legs and throughout her body.

As of right now, that's all I know.  I don't know what the prognosis is or how they're going to treat it or how she's feeling or if she's scared.  I don't know how her kids or her husband are doing.  I don't know how long she'll be in the hospital.  I don't even know if she wants visitors.  But I DO know she's gonna get one.  I'll be heading out this afternoon as soon as my oldest is back from school so I won't be around the site much either.  When I do hear more, I'll find a way to spread the word, but until then... Prayers, White Light, Hugs, Happy Thoughts, Eye of Newt... anything is welcome.

NEWBIE!!!

LOFFS YOU!!!

DANCE!!!!!!

FLOWERZ FOR NEWWWWBIE

EAT, Dance, Drink, & Wish NEWBIE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! (More_NCIS_NOW)

HAPPPPPIEST DAY, LOFF

XOXOXO...BIG G.

HOLLLLLLA!

Howya Livin'?? Hmmmm. I am just looking at my Lil Emblem Display....and I SEE that I have been Credited with a Chat I did NOT attend. It Throws off my Balance. My CHEEEE. Oh Well. It'll Probably go away like the Turkey in a minute, so I won't get all attached or anythang.

so after my One day Break from Submitting, I hit back on the guides. I snagged me:

That would be: KENNEDY from MTV, TANYA TUCKER, and GNARLS BARKLEY. Gnarls can provide the Farm with a lil Atmosphere Music.

OK. Rememba JARED LETO??? He was ONCE a normal Guy on My So-Called Life?? Then he found a weird Nitch to Fall into like an ANGRY-EMO. I dunno. Anywhooooo...He is In the Movie that is coming out about John Lennon's Life called 'Chapter 27'. He playz the FREEEEK That Murdered John Lennon, Mark David Chapman. COOL...right? YOU make the call. PEEP THIS:

Ummmm, Yea. He had to Gain a few to play the part...then he successfully returned to Manorexia. YIPES.

Then I found Elton John's Long Lost Brother. Ya wont Believe how happy they are now that I have hooked them back UP:

GOOD LAWD They are just so sweeeeeet.

Lastly here is a lil PARIS HILTON On the beach. HEY!! STOP THAT, PARIS!! Don't Scratch that itch to Infection! Don't Even TOUCH IT!!:

LOOKIE Here, Girlie. They Gots all KINDSA Creams and stuff for that kinda thang. Getcha Paws OUTTA thar

Now I will Hitya with My FAVE KITTY:

He sez 'TALK To The BUTT' Now I BoUnCe!

I too....Got a Present From TEE:

THANX For The LOFF!!

HOLLA

Looks Like the staff made GOOD on their Promise to add all of those Missing Guide points that only THEY could see yesterday!! SWEEEET. Now...If only they would Chuck that DOODIE Into a Wood Chipper, and light it up...Thangz would be SWEEEEET.

I didnt do any thang in the Submission world yesterday...Cuz the Submission world was 'Closed' when I Knocked on the door. So I just trotted off. I know. I am beginning to feel the withdrawl from non-submitting. I also did a lil Shocking Number....I Not only gave up ONE show guide this week....I RETIRED from TWO!! I Kicked The Tyra Banks Show off my Farm. That Girl just WEARS ME OUT.

Today...I will showya a few celebrity Games. Like THIS one...where Paris Hilton is 'Caught' playing 'SIMON SEZ':

Either THAT or some sort of Ancient Blonde-Birth-Control Ritual....'If I Hold My HEAD real Tight with BOTH hands like THIS'.....'My LEGS JUST Close OFF at the KNEES!! ACCESS: DENIED.

NEXXXXXXXT UP!! OH Looksie. How Freekin CUTE. Nicole Richie is Following her B-F-F's Lead and has chosen to Play a lil game. I Think she is Playing TWISTER!! With allll of her imaginary Frienz.

First she eats an IMAGINARY MEAL....then she playz a game of Twister with her IMAGINARY Homies. Life is sweeeeeet. Either THAT...OR she is Break Dancing. OLD SKOOOOOL

Now lastly. We have a Game of 'PEEK-A-BOO' that is TRULY disturbing. It's the HARSH TRUTH of what EVIL Lies beneath the PURPLE DINOSAUR suit....'I love You...You Love ME...Come and sit on My Lap & SEEEEE'

That was naughty. I JUST dont KNOW what has gotten into ME!! Geez. I am USUALLY so LAID BACK and Mellow. MWAhahahahahahha. Before I BoUncE....Remember:

It is ADOPT A FREEEEEK-KITTY Month. Hook a Lil Freek up with a home. It's all about the Good times.

Now, I am gonna Leave ya with a lil 'Play Nice' and 'Share ya Toys' action. Drea

Awwwww. The Ballet. The Dance of The Graceful...so we say. Well who is THIS?? It is Jim Carrey and Lil Missy Hillary Clinton!! Getting their Swan Lake or somethang ON!! BRAVO.  *Claps* Bravo.

My new guide farmer fer Today is CATHERINE KEENER:

She is From (Capote, 40 year Old Virgin...) OOOH Lah LAHHHHH.

I have some Frightening Images again. I Dunno. They just Find ME, Y'all....and I feel The need to Hookya UP. Numero Uno:

Tommy is Mad. He wants to Take his Hands and make them into Claw-Like shapes, and squint his face up all snarly to Back his Crap UP.  This is what HAPPENZ....when Lil Missy KATE doesnt follow the RULEZ of the Planet Tom.

Now we shall lookit CARROT-TOP. That GOOFY Red-Headed Freckly Comidian that Is just a Pain in the ARSE. Except *shhhhh*...LAST TIME I saw Home-skillet he wasn't PACKING this much Freekin HEAT. Hold Me.

Oh YEA. Make fun....But from a SAFE Distance, Even IF he is Sportin the SAME tights as Carrey Up Thar, I Just WOULDNT Point & Giggle.

Here he is just expressing his manhood, If I may:

WHY?? Pluck ya EyeBrowz...Ifya JUST gonna draw them Frakkerz RIGHT BACK ON with a SHARPIE?? Now he loox as if he is alwayz in a 'SURPRIZE!!!' Mode. And he is all UP on his Breasteses. Makes me *shudder*

Well, I am Gonna get the Frak On outta here, & see what else is Going On...Hop on a Few of ya Blogz, Checkya OUT....Now rememba Boyz & Girlz:

LATA AMIGOZ......DREA

HOLLLLLA!

Howya Livin?? I hope that all Is good. I advertised that I was Pimping a few guides out...and I Got a TAKER!! XBLVR Is now the Proud Owner of a Food Network Guide 'Restaurant Makeovers' I JUST now did the Big RETIRE and passed it along. Thanx Nikki, I KNOW ya will show That Guide Sum LOVE!!

FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT:

The ROOSTER will be strolling Through this Blog playing some of his Faves. ENJOY.

If ya didn't Notice....LOOOOOOKIE!! TWO Level Updates in TWO days Holy Cwap!  That was Just enuff To Push me into the 'Bounty Dawg' Status. SWEEEET. I added a few new farmers to the mix:

They are ANDREW DICE CLAY & MADELINE KAHN.  Welcome them, ROOSTER with a suiting Ditty.

For those of you that have been Loyal Blog Readers of Mine, Ya KNOW that a Certain Lil CREEEEEEPY Star straight gives me the Frakking WILLIES. It is Dakota Fanning. Scary Lil Thang. Well. It finally Went DOWN, I Met Up with her last night in a dark alley. I had my back turned, and I felt her Presence.....as The WILLIES set in. I turn and see her. YUP. It is NOW or NEVA. We Both Unfurled our Vicious wrath upon each other, The fight was broken up by the LAPD:

She got taken In for being straight CREEEEPY. Problem......SOLVED. UNTIL NEXT TIME

Well.....I THINK I covered all my Goingz On for Saturday...I Beat Up Dakota, Gained a level, Ummmmm...OH Ya, found a Banjo Playing Rooster....So...I am Straight.

PEASOUT DREA

Well.....my Pimp Pig shouted out the HOLLA today, so I guess we will roll on past that now. Lookie thar, A REAL LEVEL UPDATE!! How bout that?? Maybe when the levels run again next week, I will Push on outta Level 54 and sail into 55.

I gotta Few New Guide farmers. Tis My Pleasure to Stick HOWARD K. STERN Out on the Hot Farm, and then I snagged the ULTRA-FABULOUS....MISS J. ALEXANDER from 'America's Next Top Model' He can supervise:

LETS Get this partay Started...I Got a FREEEK SHOW In my BLOG TODAY!! Line up. Single file. Push ifya WANNA. I like ruff crowds. First off let's getta looksie at CHYNA the female wrestler. She is all up in her Partay Mode. BUT instead of Swinging from the chandeliers.....she is wearing them all up on her face:

Now...I sure as hellll dont wanna be the one that tells her....But: FREEEEEEEKY. So...I am gonna just say: HEY, If ya Likes to wear Ya Necklace all up on ya head....aint no stoppin you!

Next. I have to say, that while we are all so Bizzee flicking Britney Spears some sheet about being a mom...whats UP with Pam-Bot-ula Anderson? She has two Kids. Where are THEY while she is:

HERE?? Celebrity White TRASH has never been TRASHIER!!

Final stop at the FREEEEEK Show is with Steven Tyler from AEROSMITH. He is Just sitting on the beach, gettin a lil sun....and what the FRAK??:

What are ya After in thar ol' Boy?? Ummm. A lil PRIVACY could be called for here, Big G.

Well, I am just about Set To BoUnCe off into the guide world...and well. Ya know...Gather Guides. It's what I DO. It's How I roll. Lemme Hitya with a Bottle of My Finest:

There Ya are! I hopeya Hava Tight weekend. Peasout, Drea

HOLLLLLLLLA!

I know. I Rolled in all Tardy To The Partay. I got side-blasted by life...Had to deal with THAT for a minute. I am done Now though...Back to my Fantasy world. It's BETTER here...Come...Join me. Pull up a Cloud.

First Off....What The Frak is Going ON around HERE?? Some EVIL Force Is Jacking The AVATARS....and Replacing them with The HORRID 'DOODIE':

If ya SEE him, Grabba Pitchfork (Rusty is Better) and Bring DEATH to the Doodie. He is CREEPY.

GUIDE FARM NEWS is SWEEET, I Got me a Lil JAY MANUEL from 'Americas Next Top Model' and I RE-Snagged My JUDGE JUDY Guide:

I Seem to have Completely IRKED the editor by Submitting to the Judge Judy Guide, Cuz they told me to 'Go ahead and Have their guide, Do what I want with it, I Retired' Not in a NICE Giddified Way, either. Basically told DOOROCK to um.....SHOVE IT. Ooooh-lah-lah.

I am worried That Fantasia is NOT getting enough FIBER in her diet. From this Picture, It looks Like she is Straight Putting in some serious GRUNTAGE, trying to work one out!!

WHAT? Oh. Ya THINK? Oh. MY bad. It just really LOOOOKS like she is Donig The deed. But if YOU say that she is singing....

Next I am gonna showya what a LINDA TRIPP Muppet would Look like. :

HE is a GIDDY Man. GIDDY. In a Scary....I am Gonna Chase you down a dark alley and Bite you way.

I am also Concerned about this OLSEN TWIN. It LOOX like Either she has been 'ZOMBIFIED' OR she is STRAIGHT OUTTA GAS from RUNNING from that Giddy Guy:

Lemme see...we talked about Death to the Doodie. Fantasia Crapping. Bruce Vilanch is SCARY. The olsen Girl is a Zombie. I Irked another editor. OK.....I THINK I am Gonna Leave ya with a :

BRAND NEW FLAVA of Diet COKE...IT's GOT...BACON!!!! BOY-HOWDY. Go Ahead. Take a Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrp. MMMM-M-DAMN-Thats-GOOOD.

AND as a Gentle Reminder for us ALL:

So....Leave me a Nice bowl of Lil Candy Chalk Hearts to Gnaw on, wouldya?? Off I BoUnCe

Holla all.....

Howya Livin?  I hope all is Gravy in ya world. I gotta lil surprize yesterday in a PM. I got one of my Guide Farmers snagged Up and Awaaaaaaay. It seems My 'Judge Judy' guide is also under 'Judge Judith Sheindlin'. **Les Sigh** I also was told that I could transfer MY guide over, to fill the other guide up. Soooo, I decide to Peep the other guide. Needless to say, I went ahead and put in 52 submissions. I BETYA I getta GRIP of rejections.....but if ya wanna see what the guide loox like....Ya know the way. All of my Subs are valid, so let's wait and see how this goes down.

I grabbed a New Guide, It is for NELL CARTER....

She played a housekeeper on Gimme a Break!...and a lotta other stuff.

Lemme see.....OH! Ok. Let me tellya a lil story about GREED. Or Maybe LUST. I dunno. YOU figure out the point, I will just tellya what I did.  I found a Lone Reeses Peanut Butter Cup in the candy Drawer....It was just BEGGING me to Unwrap it and who Am I to Disappoint??  The problem? I KNOW that it was OLLLLLD. I threw caution to the wind and ripped that orange wrapper off that lil chocolate disc like No one's biznizz. I CHOMP Half of it.....and notice that it is a TAD.....ROUGH. The peanut butter was NOT smoothe nor creamy...In FACT....It was damn near like chewing Beach sand. But did I STOP eating it and throw it OUT?? Oh HELLSNO. I take another CHOMP, Leaving a quarter of the disc left. NOT Good....But I have gone THIS Far....then I made the Mistake of Looking DOWN at the fossilized Peanut Butter Cup, and saw MOVEMENT. THIS is where I THROW the Frakkin BUG-Filled Crap Cup away. YOU call The Lesson.  I KNOW there are MORE than a Couple.

So what Happens when You Divorce Nick Lachey?? Well...You Hook Up with your Long Lost BROTHER:

CHECK Out the Jessica and John are brother-sister Conspiracy Theory.

Can ANYBODY Tell Me WHY Hugh Hefner is Wearing a Captain's Hat, as if he were a Sailor? Or a Red Silk Shirt Buttoned down the front to show off his wrinkly what-nottages?? Or WHY he has his Polyester Pimp Slacks Straight Pulled up to his Neck??  I guess.....The answer is simple. Becuz He CAN. Yup. THAT is HuGh Heffner with HOLLY.....HOLLY is one of his 'Beeyatches', but HOLLY is SPECIAL.... cuz she is Gonna be the NEXT Mrs. Heffner. Take a moment. Swallow that lil Bitta throw up, and Move ON:

You OK now? K. Let's Talk a Minute here about what we learned here today. DONT eat the OLD Reeses. No Matter HOW LOUD it gets. Hugh Heffner is acting like Thurston Howell the third....Becuz he CAN.......Jessica Simpson is Hookin UP with her brother John Mayer........and Paris Hilton got her Shiny Bently IMPOUNDED Last night for **OOPSIE** Forgetting to turn ON her headlights as she drove down Sunset Blvd at 11 pm.  My LAWD....Cut her a lil BREAK.....she was ONLY driving on a suspeneded License Cuz she NEEDED to pick up a few CD's From the Virgin Mega-Store....and PUFF The Magic DIDDY is being accused of slappin up the public after a Partay on Oscar Night.....OH Yea...and Jeff Goldblum has a STALKER, he is all MAD about it.....GEEZ, ya THINK he would Be GRATEFUL someone still CARES about his ARSE.

On THAT note....I BoUnCe.

HOLLA~~~>

So Howya Livin?? I guess I missed out on alotta CWAP while I was a hostage. LIKE...The SILLY lil  Tag game getting Blown-Up into a federal Case!! And I log-in to find that a friend is majorly irked, and will not be blogging or replying to blogz...becuz they 'offended someone'. I THOUGHT I said to play Nicely. Les sigh. Ok. Well...Ya KNOW who ya are. Why don't ya just make it THAT much easier on us all...and Go Stand in the corner.

Gotta Lil Question for Y'all. There's a lil Situation going on, where a Mother is being Threatened to have her son Taken Away....Becuz He weighs 218 pounds, at age 8. I know that we dont ever think twice about yankin a Kid outta Momma's Hands that is UNDER-Fed...But OVER??  I will keep MY OPinion to Myself until I see what Y'alls Think..

Drew Barrymore & Cameron Diaz....a Couple of Lone galz on the beach.  Just Having their Girlfriend time...MALE BASHING...about being dumped by Justin Timberwolf and Fabrizzo what-notzo from some rock band. Saying YEA...We are HAWT BABES...IN OUR PRIME...I Tell U WHAT. Then all a sudden....ya hear THIS: 'eeerrre' And smell a peculiar Odor...Like SOMEONE on this BEACH is Setting A SKUNK on FIRE!! Is it?? Could it BE??

OH NO! They are 'Taking The POT!!' SINNNNERZ!! Right Thar In Broad Daylight. But Seriously... A LIL Hidey-Hidey wouldn't Be soooo BAD??  Me THINX Cameron's Had ENUFF...Puff-Puff--> GIVE.

Surely These are the ONLY Two Ladies in Hollwierd that Partake in the Wacky-Ta-Backy...que No?? Hmm. Wellllll....Lookie here, at Lil Missy Mishca Barton Or whateva her lil name BE...what in The WORLD is Homegirl DOING??

MAYBE  it's MEDICINAL Marijaunganga?? She's got ....CATERACTS!! Or MIGRAINES!! Either way....Awwww, Isn't THAT sweeeet??

Now I see PINK...Comin at me all sidewayz Like a straight MAN-THUG...Got them Hard-Hip-bones that MEN Get...and that RIPPED Chest...That fills out her Mankini SOOOO Well!!

Get it OVER with My Girl....Drop The silly Name. Just cuz Ya Call Yaself PINK....doesnt Mean that we believe for a Hot Minute thatya LIKE being a woman!! But *shhhh* Don't Be tellin' Homeboy I SAID That....Scares the CRAP Outta me, it does!!

Now Before I Hitya With a  BoUnCe Out....I am gonna hookya UP with a LIL advice....

ALWAYZ Rememba That...It's Just NO GOOD for ANYONE when that Grease Splatters...

HOLLLLLA!!~!

I made it!! I am HOME!! I Rolled up to the Hospital at 3:00pm on Friday.  I wasn't Taken back to the Emergency Room Itself till 7:30pm. LOTTSA People watching.....When they finally got me Nice and ToRTURED with all their Pokey-Jabby-Blood-Takey Thangz....I got to Go Upstairs...It was Midnite. Le Sigh.

Hmmmm. Lemme see what I did that was great....Oh....NOTHING!! I had a Nurse Named GUY. He rolls up on me and sez 'Hi. I'm GUY.  I AM 3 Years OLDER and 5 dayz Younger than YOU are....Whats My Birthday??'  Ummmm...HUH? If a Train Leaves Point a at 4:45, and intersects with....Yipes. I am all Poked full of HOLES and Drenched in Pain medication....and GUY wantsa Play WORD PROBLEMS!! Didnt stop me from figuring it out though Guy's Birthday: 12-08-68!! PIMP!!

Well....I gotta go JUMP On my Queue.....I Gotta GRIP of Submissions waiting for me!!! Regular Blog Partay Status Back On Fer Tomorrow!! Holla!!

OHHHH.....and CALLING ALL FOOD NETWORK fans....I am Ready to retire on a few of my Foodie Guides....Ya want first swing?? Hit me UP!!

Drea

THAT'S ME!!

I don't wannnnna! I DON'T WANNNNNA! But I Gottsta. I am Rollin' On Outta Y'allz lil worldz for about a week. I have been putting off a hospital trip for quite awhile...Cuz Since I Played Donald Trump and said 'YA-FIRRRED' to all my Nurses, there's NO ONE to make me go. So....Before I get tooo much sicker....I BoUnCe. Those of you on the 'INSIDE' know that I am already Too sick. So YOU WIN.

My newest Guide Farmer is Geraldo Rivera. Getya Arse on da Farm.

Life Lessons. Make the BEST Outta whattya Have been GIVEN. When Life Givesya Tig Ol Bitties....Ya have BUILT IN AIRBAGS!!:

SWEEEEET. She is alwayz Protected....whether she be rollin as a driver...or a passenger in a 1970 Ford Pinto!!

Life Lessons. Know WHEN to say WHEN. When ya Body is looking like Beef-Jerky ...Or a Leather Jacket-suit. Ya needs to lay OFF the Lay-Out. C'Mon Homegirl....Get in Da SHADE. Put a Freekin Fork In her. She.....BE DONE!!

Life Lessons. Eventualllllly....Ya DOGGIE Really DOES Look like you. Peep THIS Pup...It's Donald Trumps:

Life Lessons. Ya NEEDS To Be PREPARED for an Emergency at ALLLL Times. Extra Food, Blankets, Radio, Batteries, Doritos, Cheesecake, and of course a HUGE CAN of:

UMMMM...OK. Dehydrated WATER Just add WATER??  Oh well. Seems Important. Get a Case.

I am Done with my life Lessons. I NOW hava lil Riddle For ya. GUESS THE MOVIE TITLE:

Ya know what it is???

Before I BoUnCe on to the Hospital, I will say that I will Misses Ya all...and Remember to 'OOOH lah Lah' each other every once in awhile. AND...Ifya Hava Glass eye...Ya know da deal!!!

Stay Gangzta. I BoUnCe.

DREA

HOLLLLA!!

How ya Livin?? I hope all is sweet In ya lil WorldZ. I gotta Hit Ya SIDEWAYZ with some Footage. It is DISTURBING to put it Mildly. It is ANNA NICOLE SMITH...In the condition that I described to you the other day. Footage taken by Howard...While she was 8 Months Pregnant. She is Talking to a Baby Doll...In case ya are wondering....any wayz. PEEP THIS LINK:

http://www.brightcove.com/title.jsp?title=514379863

I toldya. DISTURBING.In FACT.....It ANGERS Patrick.

Hmmm. NO ONE saw THAT Coming?? COME ON HOWARD. How Much Money is that Footage worth AGAIN??

I gotta Lil HOTTIE GIRL for the Farm....A Lil Bitta EYE CANDY For the Guy-Farmerz who work Up a HOT SWEAT It is CAPRICE:

I Gotta Shout OUT To MARY. She needs alllll The Positive Thoughts and Prayers ya can send her way. She is In the hospital....and Not Doing so well. Please send ya Best.

On That Note...I Gottsta BoUnCe On Outta Ya day. Peas-out.

HOLLLLLLA!!!

And Thanx to Y'all who Took a Minute to Reply to My Blog Through The PM's....If ya Can't stomp Da Bugz, walk around them!!

Lets Get this Partay started with a quick HOLLA to my Newest Balla On da Farm. It is The world's FIRST Super Model....TWIGGY.

http://www.brightcove.com/title.jsp?title=514379863

When I was First gonna throw this Blog On This Morning...I was gonna Be all 'YEAAAA for BRITNEY!!~!' She went BACK to Rehab in Malibu, to get this drug and alcohol problem done Stripped off. But then...she dang SWOOPED right back OUT again!! Now her momma is PEESED. GEEEZ. Now she sez why she Flipped her wig though. Kevin Threatened to have her Drug Tested by Hair Sample, to get the Kids (NERVE!!) so...Homegirl straight said 'HA HA. I aint GOT hair' NOW WHAT?? WHAT?? Seriously. After the END to Anna Nicole's story, I HOPE Britney pulls out OK.

I alwayz KNEW DEMI MOORE Cheated on BRUCE WILLIS. Knew it. Now...I shall showya the REAL Father of DEMI's Daughter, RUMER:

Get That CHICA a CAPE and some TIGHTS!! She is SOOOOO an 'Incredible'.

SOMEONE Needs to hook lil Homeboy HERE Up with a Haircut. Now, I am NOT talkin' no $500 Stylist....Just throw the boy $7.50 and Push his arse into the Chair at SUPERCUTS. Haley Joel Osmons...Or somethang Is Scarrrry with the MINI-TRUMP look he is sporting!!:

Son of a DONALD TRUMP...He needs a Shave.

JUST whenya THINK someone is gonna Get OVER on OJ Simpson....He ends up laffing all up in their Faces again!! EVEN if he is the joke. Lookit this SMUG Marta Frakka:

Why is he smiling?? The Judge just smacked him with an Order that sez that ALL Residual Payments that he receives are NOW The Property Of the Family of Murder Victim Ron Goldman's...ANY payment he gets on his former movies and all that...straight to them...to pay off the 33.5 MILLION he got smacked with for killing their son. What's the catch? How can he get Outta THIS one?? WELL. Last year's Residual Checks TOTALED a whopping: .39 Cents. NO FRAK. He DOES have 4 MILLION tied up in his NFL Crap, that NO ONE can touch. Le sigh. Even when He LOSES, He Wins.

LASTLY...Here is Daryl Hannah...Skipping through The streets of Hollywood Yesterday. Holding a Bamboo Pole with Shredded white Sheets, waving it back and forth. :

Ya may ask yaself...Hmmm. WHY?? Why? is she waving the White Flag? Is she surrendering? To whom? The answer...The REASON....who the Hell Knows!! it was a TUESDAY??

Peasout all.

Howya Livin??

Wasn't gonna come at ya today...Too Many Bugz flying around. But I Figured betta to come at Y'all a lil Sidewayz than to Not bring it at all. So Here I am...Starting off with my GUIDE FARM Newz. Big Day for Me. I Got the Guide of JULIETTE LEWIS. SHE is a PIMP. Maybe ya have seen her: CAPE FEAR, From DUSK Till DAWN, HYSTERICAL BLINDNESS, NATURAL BORN KILLERZ, KALIFORNIA, WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE...and More. AND she Fronts the Hard Rock band 'Juliette & The Licks':

Thangz just KEEP Getting Sadder In the Anna Nicole Case. She has had her covers Pulled on a LOTTA her dirtier deeds, Like Taking Methadone, Demerol,& Valium at 8 Months Pregnant. Her Dr. Claims it was done 'safely'. Then there is a Video tape that is being played while she is 8 months pregnant, wearing her curtains, drapes like a toga off her shoulder, HIGH as all Hell, Talking to a Baby Doll in a carriage, In Full CLOWN FACE! Who is Taping?? Howard Stern. LAFFING that This Footage is gonna be worth a LOTTA money.

SICK.

Lets go look at somethang Funny! Like...

DIANE KEATON. AT a GAS STATION...With NOOOOO SHOES!! Besides that HAWT OUTFIT...NO SHOES. Celebrity White TRASH!!

Lastly POOOOOR SCARY SPICE. ALONE. PREGNANT. Eddie Murphy Is a Marter Farka!!

SHORT. Sweet. DONE. Peasout, Drea