• 15Apr 08

  What to do at the store PART 3/3

  Here is the final installment in my 3 part series

  GO into a fitting room, shut the door, wait awhile, then yell very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'

  Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

  And my personal favorites...

  Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

  While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk where the antidepressants are.

  Sorry to all store owners, so please, DON"T BLAME ME! INSANITY IS HEREDITARY!!! (maybe)

  • Posted Apr 15, 2008 12:01 pm PT
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• 15Apr 08

  What to do at the store PART 2

  here is the latest and greatest in insanity!

  When a clerk asks if they could help you, begin crying and scream,'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

  Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

  When an announcement cames over the loud speaker, assume a fetal positionand scream 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

  Try these for a free trip to a padded cell.

  • Posted Apr 15, 2008 11:57 am PT
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• 15Apr 08

  What to do at the store PART 1

  Here's what you do...

  Take boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they

  aren't looking.Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals

  Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

  Yeah if you really want to I wont stop you. But the security guards will...

  • Posted Apr 15, 2008 11:53 am PT
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