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• 2Sep 09

  Marvel and Disney

  4 billion dollars. 5000 characters. I say this is bulls***. There is no way Marvel and Disney characters could get along. I mean, hey, what, Disney characters are for kids, they are nice, sweet, adorable and Marvel characters are big, bad, bloody, monstrous, The combination just doesn't work out! Like what? Incredible Pooh? MickeyRine? SpiderGoof? Kingdom Hearts with the Silver Surfer? Ah-Ah. I don't think so.

  What's your opinion?

  • Posted Sep 2, 2009 1:48 am PT
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• 18Aug 09

  About the Top 10 list thing!

  You know, it quite the long time since my Comeback post... I think it would be easy to makea Top 10 List, but turns out it is really hard... But fortunately, I managed to came up with NO.10. I wanted to have multiple-styled writings, and I wanted to make NO.10 a hilarious one, but the next ones won't be(I think).S, please comment me and share your opinions about my post to help my Top 10 list better and better!

  • Posted Aug 18, 2009 5:22 am PT
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• 18Aug 09

  The Top 10 guys you want to have as your bodyguard (Part 1)

  NO.10: El Gigante(Resident Evil 4)

  You are being followed by mysterious black-suited guys? You're a famous celebirity and you don't like crazy fans coming at you like wild hounds? Or you really hate the guy next door and you want to scare the s**t out of him? Maybe you want a new innovative kind of transportation? Or you just like hunky, bulked-up guys? Than contact ElGigan Corps! Where you are ensured to have the best kind of protection! WE offer you the fast, quick, destructive, impressive, Transformer-liked, brutal kind of protection! Through a special training session including hard exercises, harsh diet and "special medicine", our bodyguards are top-notch personnels that you wished for! So don't hesitate, please call 000-00000001010101010101101011, Mr. Von Klamer san le Osmund Saddler for details! Reasonable prices, "secured" safety anda lot of muscles, ElGigante Corps is for you!

  Note: -We do not take any responsibility for any harm to the client due to the boydyguard being in an uncontrollable rage.

  -Recommended if the client is Master Plaga injected.

  -We do not service anyone who has to deal with Leon Scott Kennedy or Ashley Graham.

  My infos:

  -This guy is crazy.

  -He is one heck of a strong guy.

  -He doesn't look so good so watch out celebrities!

  -Feed him oftenly. He is a carnivore.

  -Note the "special medicine" in the ad.

  Popularity:4.32/10.

  Tough level: 9.98/10.

  Safety level:2.91/10.

  Handsome level:God bless me/10.

  Money: 9/10.(He's really cheap for hirements, and if you are Master Plaga injected, you literally are his saint).

  Overall: 26.21 + God bless me/50.

  The goods: Tough. Really tough. Not a traitor. No asking for fancy stuffs.

  The bad: Well, you know... read the ad.

  • Posted Aug 18, 2009 5:08 am PT
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