• 24May 08

  Tonight Show Jokes (no date)

  These are the old ones... (no date)
  
  According to the latest approval ratings, only 39% of Americans like the job President Bush is doing. 39%. And of course, the white house, they're jumping on this 39% thing. They're now calling Bush the president who represents minorities.
  
  In New Orleans, they welcomed the first baby born in a hospital since Hurricane Katrina. How about that? They named the baby FEMA because it finally showed up after nine months.
  
  They had a riot in Toledo, Ohio, and a group of Neo-Nazis held a march in a predominantly black neighborhood. Well, what could go wrong there? Gee, there's a good idea.
  
  Before Social Security, Americans have to keep working long after they were past retirement age - kinda like the way Cher has to now.
  
  President Bush said the job of the Supreme Court is extremely important, because as you know these are the people who choose the President of the United States.
  • Posted May 24, 2008 10:03 pm PT
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• 17May 06

  TV Fall Status

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  • Posted May 17, 2006 7:58 am PT
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• 1Feb 06

  TV Quote of the Day - Feb 1, 2006

  From Jay Leno:
  
  One of the big topics tonight of the [State of the Union] speech was all the new jobs that have been created. A lot of new jobs have been created. I mean, they're all in India.
  
  Everybody's still talking about Kobe Bryant with that 81 points. Kobe was asked if this will hurt his relationship with the other Lakers, and Kobe said, "There are other Lakers?"
  
  NBC has canceled its new show "the Book of Daniel" after only two episodes. That shows you how bad this network is. We bring in Jesus, even he can't save the network.
  
  The city of Detroit, where the super bowl is going to be, announced they're going to be handing out free tickets to people who would never have the chance to see the game. You know, like the Detroit Lions.
  
  According to "Prevention Magazine," overweight people are 22 times more likely to report having sexual problems. Which is shocking. I didn't even know you were supposed to report it.
  
  Quote of the Day Archive
  • Posted Feb 1, 2006 7:25 pm PT
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