• 26Dec 08

  Left 4 Dead Versus Mode on Death Toll and Dead Air

  Left 4 Dead is a great game. And once you've beat the campaigns for the millionth time, versus mode keep the game fresh and interesting. But you can only play on Blood Harvest and No Mercy. Lame!

  Here's the solution, it's simple: Start your own server (locally host- so others may lag a little if they live off yonder), then put "sv_cheats 1" into console... this turns on cheats, so if you aren't playing with friends people are liable to ruin your fun by using other cheats. Then put in "director_no_human_zombies 0". Hit M (or whatever you have "Choose Team" binded to) and join Infected.

  Note: Since you have to do this in campaign mode, you can only do 2-on-2, as opposed to 4-on-4 in normal versus. Have fun.

  • Posted Dec 26, 2008 3:10 pm PT
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• 29Nov 08

  Left 4 Dead

  So I've pretty much been playing Left 4 Dead 2-10pm every day since the release. Yeah, it's that good. Lately I've been trying to beat all the campaigns on Expert, to get the achievement you get for beating all the campaigns on Expert. And if there's anything this has made me realize, it's that I ****ing hate people. You're stupid, loud, and you have horrible aim. Stop shooting me, I'm on your team.

   So I tried beating the campaigns on Expert, but instead of leaving the server open for all you idiots who can't keep your crosshair off me, I played it with the AI bots. And it was all going pretty great, these guys never shoot me, and they never run off ahead and ditch me to get pounced by a Hunter and/or lynched by a Smoker. But then the Tank comes. ****ing bots just sit their until the Tank runs up to them, and bam. Anal rape. No Lube.

  **** my life. I was forced to get the "Man Vs. Tank" achievement. (Hint: Tanks get confused when you keep going up and down ladders.)

  • Posted Nov 29, 2008 9:28 am PT
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