here are my tips to get gifts from SANTA HIMSELF!!! follow them wisely and get what you want

1: Kiss ass your parents and tell them you love them very much.

2: apologize to your friends for every offensive you've done to them

3: Nut kick some Chav people if your in England

4: Get your friends some gifts and you don't want anything back (you will prolly anyways)

5: If none of these works. Here's the ultimate, buy a sniper rifle and snipe the fat b*****d down and take every gift he has and castrate rudolf for food.

there ya go! follow those 5 simple tips and you'll be fine!

It's been weeks since Steve Irwin was taken from us, and still after all these weeks many people still misses him and wishes he was still alive. Like me, i have been with him for 6 years and was my Hero when it came to nature, he tought me to love all kind of animals and tought me even more to love crocodiles. As he did to many. We all miss him and awaits us in Heaven. R.I.P. Steve Irwin, you will forever be my Hero.

R.I.P.

Some people say you can define the word "Love" as one word. But that is a critical error. For there are many definisions of the word. For example, those who has found true love and spend their life with her, they define the word "Love" such as: Happines, great, un-explanational. For those who has been with a girl they love and suddenly they either break up with them, or they cheat on them. they define it such as: poison dagger, venom, dagger through the heart and hatred.

But i think i have found out what that word means, it means: Unexplained. For the word can never be defined as one word as i have now. It is Unexplained.

Hello there emos i understand that you are saying your life is dark and sad. maybe you should reconsider that. think of the children in Africa who are starving everyday and have a chance of death or their parents are dead and does not know them, maybe doesn't know their names. if you look at the depressed people. Everyday they wake saying to themselves "why was i born to this world? why can't i just DIE!?" or 10 times the worst, if you search the world around using google, you find people who are in WORST state than you are and you cannot imagine how they are.

your life is not dark or sad as you say it is. try to talk it out to your parents and say you need help, speak out for what you need and what must change in your life. i know did, everything i said right i have done, i searched google to see if there are people out there who are in a state who are having their lifes worst than me and in terrible condition as i though i was. then i realized i'm not in dark life nor is my life sad. search the world and see for yourself.

Ok, we all know America is the richest and most powerful land on earth right? bujt one day i got a link on a forum, the link is about the 250+ richest countries on earth, and guess who was on the last place...you are correct, AMERICA is on the last place! George Bush made America the most poorest country there is now and lead America to war that has been very long time. Iraq got Osama, they didn't find any weopns of mass destructions he presumed. why did he original attack Iraq? easy, THE OIL! he just wanted the oil from them, the same counts for Aghanistan.

And now the Terrorists are making the muslims look very bad, killing people that HASN'T done them a thing. and i won't even start on the thing they call the "couse" they are talking about. And some of them are propably talking about peace to the country, well BAD NEWS YOU DUMBASS! your not bringing peace by blowing, killing, shooting, gassing and kidnapping people. But kidnapping news repporters...man now THAT is low man.

that is all...for now