- djhanley
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>>>When your standing waiting for a bus and some one asks ''Has the bus come yet?''. Yes it came but i decided not to get on it and stand here all day....If the bus came would i be standing here, eegit..
>>>People who are willing to get off their a$$ to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.
>>>When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?especially if its your own like!
>>>When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
do this? Who and where are they??
>>>When people say while watching a film "did you see that?"
No freak,I paid a tenner to come to the cinema and stare at the
floor.
>>>People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a
choice there, didya sunshine?
>>>When people say "life is short". W.t.f?? Life is the
longest damn thing anyone ever does!!Tell me, What
can you do that's
longer?
>>>When people point at their wrist when asking the time. I know where my watch is pal, where's yours? do i point at my a$$ when i need 2know where da toilet is?
>>>People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'.
So what did they used to be? ears, wellington boots??
>>>When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
it's disgusting - I always eat stuff I hate.
>>>People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks a million...that's an image I really didn't need..
>>>McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It has to be a
McChicken Burger, if u just say a Chicken Burger u get blank looks...Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you McPrick, did u understand dat, did ya???
>>>When you come in and its after lashing outta the heavens, your shivering with the cold and soakin wet, and someone says ''was it raining?''
''No i jus felt like drowing myself with a bucket of water before i walked in2 the room to pretend to ye that it was raining'' u daft eegit...
>>>when you lose somthing and someone says ''Where did ya lose it?''...if i knew where I lost it, id have found it by now, ...
- Posted Aug 18, 2008 9:05 am PT
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