• 26Jan 10

  Asininity

  Today, I bring to the table insight into the mind of a non-hardcore, ignorant and apparently omniscient gamer (True story) . This is how it goes:

  Friend 1: I love Mario Kart!

  Friend 2: Oh!!!!!! I've played that game too.

  Me: You guys have played Mario Kart???!!!

  Friend 1: Duh! Who hasn't, I have it on Xbox...

  Me:Uh....

  Friend 1: Yeah... Don't you know that its own the XBox and the Wii.

  Friend 2: Really? My cousin has a Playstation and I played it on that....

  Me: *facepalm*

  Me: FOOLS! Mario is a Nintendo mascot and is only found on Nintendo consoles!!!

  Friend 1: Don't get me started on that! I've played Mario Kart 64 on the computer so many times. Are computers Nintendo consoles? No. Computers are Toshibas and Dells and Compaqs.

  Me: That's called emulation and it's illegal.

  Friend 2: Ommluation... HAHA! That's funny.

  Me: Emulation.. EMU-lation.

  Friend 2: Its still funny and who cares if its illegal.

  Friend 1: Yeah, this is Pakistan, who cares if its illegal?

  Me: That's not the point....

  Friend 1: Your confusing me and you know what, your wrong and you know it so just stop.

  Me: OK................

  *Random banter of how their childhood memories can not be apocryphal*

  X-------------------------------------------------------------X

  FIN

  • Posted Jan 26, 2010 7:54 am PT
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• 19Sep 09

  The Single Most Extravagant And Most Wasteful-To Some- Purchase I Have Ever Made

  I have had a very unremarkable history as a gamer. During my childhood, my father was not wont to the idea of video games in general and thus, I hardly played but a few choice games. Thus, I have now become an eccentric, antisocial introvert who wants nothing more then to sit the whole day and do nothing else but play on his Nintendo DS. For a long time now, I have been patiently (not very) building up funds and am proud to announce that I am purchasing 6 games simultaneously (I've gone game-crazy )! Namely:

  1.Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars

  2.Castlevania: Order Of Ecclesia

  3.Clubhouse Games

  4.Scribblenauts

  5.The World Ends With You

  6.Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story

  I have shown a blatant disregard for and total apathy to the spending of $165 and yet, I do not regret it at all...

  What games can do to you...

  Next Goal: Socialize with people more; No one likes people who are shunned by society (Or rather in my case, shun themselves from society) . *sigh*

  • Posted Sep 19, 2009 6:23 pm PT
  • Category: Games
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• 8Mar 09

  I Finished Final Fantasy 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Its been like a year since my last post..... That's long. Anyway, I remember playing Final Fantasy 4 when I was a kid and I could just never manage to finish the thing. Yesterday, I managed to finall get to the final boss and after 4 tries, beat him to a pulp. The ending cut scene was amazing (I've been waiting to see it for 9 years now) and I feel that I can play the game over again a million times..... Okay, maybe not that much cause its really long but you get the picture.

  I FINISHED FINAL FANTASY 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Posted Mar 8, 2009 8:18 pm PT
  • Category: Games
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