• 5Dec 09

  Animals at the zoo.

  According to an article from a Women's magazine, "DB why do you read those?" Umm, yeah I am a young woman, well that and my grandma sometimes buys the magazine anyway. According to the article when you go to a zoo the first animal that you go to see says a lot about your personality. I wouldn't really know since I've never been to a zoo.

  Seals or Walruses: You're a playful Charmer! Adorable, with a penchant for tricks these seagoing charmers mirror your own easygoing spirit. "You love sports just as much as high-brow cultural events because both arenas capture emotion and encapsulate life," In other words you not only fit in everywhere, but you're also the life of every party.

  

  

  Apes and monkeys: You're a super-smarty! Like our ultra-clever and always sociable primate cousins, you're as introspective as you are outgoing. it's a duality that shows how complex and confident you reallly are.

  

  

  Elephants and giraffes: You're an adventuroous leader! Far from the big-game hunters on safari, you're an adventurer of a different stripe, looking for experiences instead of prey. "The sheer size of elephants andgiraffes is daunting to most people but to you, it represents your wildly varied interests," Strong willed, you're also a great leader who's always up for a challenge!

  

  

  Bears and polar bears: You're a mysterious nutrurer! Like a mama bear, you're fierce protecter of loved ones, but just as approachable as a stuffed teddy! Maybe that's why you relate to children as well as your peers. Generous as you are, you also need time to yourself much like hibernating bears, and while your kind heart may be plain as day, you still keep a mystique swirling about you!

  

  

  Crocodlies or reptiles: You're a free-spirited artist! Physically, they're the least like us, so a love of reptiles means your're someone who look for appeal that's more than "scale-deep." It's no wonder you tend to be a highly creative, out-of-the-box thinker.

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  Lions and Tigers: You're a sensitive introvert! It's not the outgoing flok who are attracted to look-at-me lions and tigers it's more often the most soft spoken. "You're drawn to the big cats because they represent the wilder part of yourself" Just like the royals of the animal kingdom, you exude a regal, sophisticated persona. Quiet, but sure of your own voice, you're as captivating as the most ma jestic of cats.

  

  

  Well that will be all for now, later *Brings down a curtain*

  • Posted Dec 5, 2009 2:24 pm PT
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• 26Nov 09

  Turkey Day Facts

  I severly doubt that many people will bother to even read this but either way here you go.

  http://www.history.com/content/thanksgiving/thanksgiving-facts

  No pictures this time, Happy Thanksgiving pple.

  • Posted Nov 26, 2009 12:54 am PT
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• 10Nov 09

  Worth a laugh

  To change the order in which I go about posting my blogs, here's something a little different a blog filled with jokes, enjoy.

  1. Discipline...

  One Sunday in a Midwest city a young child was acting up during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out. Just before reaching the safety of the foyer the little one called loudly to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!"

  2. Blind Date

  Joe sets up his friend Michael to go on a blind date with a friend of a friend of his. But Mike is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before. "What do I do if she's ugly?" says Mike, "I'll be stuck with her all night." "Don't worry," Joe says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't just shout 'Aaaaaauuuggghhh!' and fake an asthma attack. That'll give you an excuse to cancel the date right then and there." So that night, Mike knocks at the girl's door and when she comes out he is awe-struck at how beautiful and sexy she is. He's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts: "Aaaaaauuuggghhh!"

  

  3. Planet Sun

  This redhead, brunette, and blonde were talking about space travel. They started talking about which planet they'd go to if they could travel in space. The redhead said,"I'd go to Mars, because it is red, like my hair." Then the brunette, not to be outdone, said,"Well I'd go to Saturn, because it's got all those groovy rings." Finally, the blonde spoke up. She said,"I'd go to the Sun." The redhead and the brunette laughed. The redhead said,"Number one, the sun is not a planet." "And number two," the brunette finished,"you'd burn up." The blonde said,"Well duh! I'd go at night!!!"

  

  4. Signing Checks

  Mr. Schwartz was the oldest of 7 children, so he had to quit school and work to help support his younger brothers and sisters. He never learned to read, so when he married and started a checking account, he signed his checks simply "XX". Eventually he started his own business, which immediately prospered. He soon was a very rich man. One day, he got a call from his bank. "Mr. Schwartz," said the banker, "I need to ask you about this check. We weren't sure you had really signed it. All these years you've been signing your checks 'XX', but we just got one that was signed with three XXX's..." Mr. Schwartz answered, "No problem, my friend. It's just that since I've become so wealthy, my wife thought I ought to have a middle name."

  

  5. What The Job Ad Says; What It Means, Part I

  Ground floor opportunity
  
  -Lousy job with a company that will file bankruptcy within a year
  
  Progressive company
  
  - Employees get to wear jeans every other Friday
  
  Team player
  
  -Must deal with dangerously territorial coworkers with rabid personalities
  
  Upbeat personalities
  
  -Must neither threaten us with any kind of lawsuit nor use the drug alcohol rehab benefit within the first year
  
  Word processing skills essential
  
  -There is a crippling case of carpal tunnel syndrome in your future
  
  Public Relations Receptionist, Professional appearance important
  
  -$20 K a year job that requires a $100K year wardrobe
  
  Salary range $24K to $32K
  
  -The salary is $24K
  
  Will train
  
  -Prior conviction of a felony or two, no problem
  
  BA required, MA preferred
  
  -Must be a MA willing to work for a BA salary
  
  Civil service
  
  -This job was filled from the inside six months ago

  Well I hope that maybe someone got the joke's but if not I won't say that I've failed, entertaing people isn't my job, well later.

  • Posted Nov 10, 2009 3:15 pm PT
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