Okay, so first off, let me say, my time away from this place did me wonders. My productivity levels shot up by a factor of, like, seventeen. I actually got sh*t done. It was beautiful, brilliant, liberating. It was wonderful.

Unfortunately, it seems like I love you f*cks. No, not just the ones who left this site with me and went to a better place (to which you are all still invited, by the way, because that's where the bulk of my posting is), but also all the ones left behind. All you lovely, pixel obsessed, Metascore counting, F5 pounding, foilage king declaring retards, I love you all, apparently. It's like an addiction. Like cocaine. Like alcohol. Except at least cocaine and alcohol addictions are exusable. What f*cking reason do I have to be addicted to this place?

But I am. That's what matters. So I'm back. After a full month away, I'm back in action. Except there's a caveat (of course there's a caveat, there's always a caveat): I shall no longer use or be posting from this account.

Why, you ask. Good question, really. I mean, charizard1605's a legend. Like, the one true sheep on the forum. Like, the name commands respect, people sit up and take notice. Hell, it basically means I can do with the forum whatever I want to.

And that's why it's so boring. I'm nearly Level 50 on this account that I've had for seven years now, and I have a post count of over 40000. I've sort of become the de facto Sheep King on System Wars, and people just either agree with me or disagree with me based on who I am without even seeing what I am saying. It's boring.

So, a fresh start. I'm back with a new account. Yes, I'll tell you who the new account is. 'But doesn't that defeat the purpose?' you ask. Of course it doesn't, most people still won't know, only like 50 of you read my blog anyway. So, the new account I shall be posting on, is DropsofJupiter. Be nice and say hi to him. He's kind of a swell guy.

It's nice being Level 5. I can't even post new topics on System Wars right now. It's just fun.

Anyway, I'll be seeing you all around. Just not as charizard. Time to retire the legend. And time to make a new one, while we're at it.

For the final time, charizard1605 out.