• 12Nov 08

  HIATUS. wish me all the best? =]

  yup. short blog. will be on hiatus from today until 4 Dec 2008. Long huh? Why? Exams. I will be sitting for my SPM examination. SPM = British GSCE. Look it up on wikipedia if you must. I'll miss you guys! Wish me good luck and all the best! :*
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• 30Aug 08

  Things To Do On An Exam You Know You're Going to Fail (PART 3)

  41. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing
  loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this
  drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!"
  
  42. Bring a water pistol with you. Nuff said.
  
  43. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
  
  44. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way
  through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have
  bad circulation.
  
  45. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER klass(make sure this is
  obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise
  you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and
  staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the
  attached notes for references as you see fit."
  
  46. When you walk in, complain about the heat. Strip.
  
  47. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around
  like they do before concerts start.
  
  48. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
  
  49. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams,
  etc... sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.
  
  50. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks,
  chairs, anything you can reach.
  
  51. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards
  at a 90 degree angle.
  
  52. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If
  you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think." Bring a copy of
  the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find
  the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to
  use the phrase "Told you so".
  
  53. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx
  Sucks"
  
  54. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the
  person next to you as if heshe did it.
  
  55. Write a short story about your childhood, or an experience
  that you once had. If you can't think of anything, make something
  up. Be creative. End the story with "I just thought I should tell
  you."
  
  56. Wear a mask or costume, pretend that you really DO think
  that you're someone else.
  
  57. Play loud music.
  
  58. When you turn in your test, take all the ones under it and
  throw them away or keep them or put your name on some of them.
  Do it casually, as if that's what you are supposed to do after an
  exam.
  
  59. Dress like the professor.
  
  60. Cross-Dress.
  
  61. Borrow a friend's Video taping equipment and set up a lot of
  lights and a camera around your desk. Call out instructions to
  imaginary people who are supposed to be working the equipment.
  
  62. Two words: Plastic Explosives.
  
  63. Bring food or Drinks, pass them out to the klasses if
  you're supposed to be giving samples for a fund raiser. Use the
  words "Would you buy something like this if we had a bake sale?"
  It doesn't matter if they are baked goods or not.
  
  64. Trip people as they walk by your desk.
  
  65. Read all the questions out loud like Rain Man.
  
  66. Walk around the room and ask people if there is anything
  that you can help them with. Speak loudly stutter and spit. Make
  a show of it.
  
  67. Make several origami animals out of the test papers.
  Re-enact scenes from your favorite soap opera with them.
  
  68. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the
  klassroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you.
  When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules
  of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
  
  69. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.
  
  70. Order catering. The catering company should come in about
  halfway through the test, and should include at least three
  waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.
  
  71. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay,
  let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C.
  Number three, E...."

  Last part guys..
  Faves:
  
  41, 42, 45, 47, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 62, 68, 69, 70, 71
  
  
  50 is a repeat.

  • Posted Aug 30, 2008 3:21 am PT
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• 29Aug 08

  Things To Do On An Exam You Know You're Going to Fail (PART 2)

  21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks,
  chairs, anything you can reach.
  
  22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
  
  23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2
  rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if
  necessary.
  
  25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly
  say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've
  been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And
  who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
  
  26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know
  one, make one up!
  
  27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and
  answers completely blacked out.
  
  28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor
  asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb
  that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a
  clapper. DUH!"
  
  29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy.
  Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they
  finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the
  theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
  
  30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to
  any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
  
  31. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last
  15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do
  some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.
  
  32. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is
  long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be
  creative. Use the integral symbol.
  
  33. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the
  instructor's left nostril.
  
  34. Bring cheerleaders.
  
  35. Bring pets.
  
  36. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
  
  37 Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to
  be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the
  instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor
  to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to
  stay.
  
  38. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and
  true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out
  interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc..).
  
  39. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the
  instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all
  leaving after one hour to go drink)
  
  40. Go to an exam for a klass you have no clue about, where you
  know the klass is very small, and the instructor would recognize
  you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture.
  Fight for your right to take the exam.

  Haha, same question..
  Which is your fave?
  Mine are:

  22, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30 (wow, they're all pretty good so far xD)
  31, 32, 36, 38, 40

  heh..
  I wonder if the third batch is better xD

  • Posted Aug 29, 2008 7:44 am PT
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