Power and Daisuke: *Sitting in the Blog Cast Manor.*
Power: Ah, Daisuke, let me tell you, it's good to have you back.
Power: Hey, hey, hey. What's with the depressed sounding "yeah"?
Daisuke: Things have been a little rough between Shinobu and I since I left.
Power: Oh, she's probably just upset you left and didn't talk to her for so long.
Daisuke: Yeah. Let's hope that's it.
(Later, in Another Room)
Power, Daisuke, Shinobu, Kaede, Frank and Onsokumaru: *Sitting around the room.*
Power: *Reading a manga.*
Kaede: *Reading from a textbook.*
Daisuke and Shinobu: *Looking away from each other.*
Onsokumaru: *Reading a magazine.* Oh, hey, Kid, Shimizu, come here. You two have to see this babe.
Power: You showed me that one the other day.
Daisuke: I'm not really into flipping through magazines to check out babes anymore.
Onsokumaru: Alright. Your loss.
Frank: Oh! Speaking of magazines, did I happen to mention what I read in a magazine recently?
Kaede: If it involves how people like some celebrity and that's stupid, we've heard the rant before.
Frank: No, no. This is different. I've read that one out of every two clones lose their children. The other is a man and thus can't have a child.
Power: *Stands up.* They WILL have children, Frankie! This was just a set back planned by a psychopath. And don't think for one second I'll let you come any further between them!
Daisuke: Yeah, do me a favor and get in the middle of this, will you, Power?
Kaede: He was just making one of his sick jokes. And it wasn't even a good one.
Power: I know what he was doing. And if he does it again, I got an Automail Break with his name on it!
Kaede: *Looks at Shinobu.* Why is Power obsessed with this?
Shinobu: *Shrugs.* He's taking it harder than Daisuke and I though.
Onsokumaru: We'll return to your regularly scheduled soap opera in a minute, but first, a word from Onsokumaru. Shut up! You guys are all teenagers.
Daisuke: Shinobu, Kaede and I are 19 and Power's almost 19. We're adults.
Onsokumaru: Then act like adults. Or at least teenagers and make out. Just quit the drama.
Power: Onsokumaru, I'm sure if you remember the pain of losing a girlfriend...
Shinobu: I lost Daisuke, he didn't lose me!
Daisuke: Oh, I'd lose myself before I let you lose me! Frankie, give me that magazine!
Frank: It actually wasn't real. I was hoping you'd get that.
Onsokumaru: Alright, listen up! This room will not be interested more in the drama of what Frankie did than whatever I'm looking at! Daisuke, in one corner! Shinobu, in the another!
Daisuke and Shinobu: *Stand up and walk over to corners.*
Power: Onsokumaru, you can't do this! You're just pushing them apart more!
Onsokumaru: I'm trying to keep everyone from killing each other. Now, one more crazy thing happens, and I'm leaving!
*The door opens and a man walks in.*
Man: *Picks up a trash can and walks out.*
Onsokumaru: ...Yeah, I hired a janitor. *Walks out. Walks back in.* Oh, but don't think for a second that my leaving means I can't see you. *Walks out again and slams the door shut.*
Frank: I was just trying to break the tension.
Daisuke: Oh, shut up, Frankie. You're lucky to be here.
Frank: I think you're lucky to be here.
Power: Well, I gotta go grab another manga. *Walks over to the door and turns the doorknob.* He locked us in!
Daisuke: He can't do that!
*Footsteps are heard outside the room then stop.*
Power: Either Onsokumaru or that Janitor... NAKED HOT CHICK!!! ...It's the Janitor. HEY, GIGGLES!!! WE'RE LOCKED IN! OPEN THE DOOR!!!
*Laughter is heard, then footsteps resume.*
Shinobu: Okay, now things are getting scary.
Kaede: What's going on? *Runs over and wraps her arms around Power.*
Power: No clue, but it's great. *Smiles.*
*A poster falls off a wall to reveal the words "NOONE LEAVES ALIVE" written in blood.*
Power: Okay, now it isn't great. ...Wait a second... It's Onsokumaru!
Kaede: There's blood on the wall, Power. What does that have to do with Onsokumaru?
Power: Everything. Onsokumaru is pulling some hoax.
Daisuke: Probably to teach us something.
Shinobu: Teach us what?
Daisuke: That the girls need to strip naked for him or we die?
Kaede: This makes no sense.
Power: It does if you seen as many Halloween specials as I have. The locked door, a scary janitor, a warning in blood and our soon-to-be first victim. *Points to Frank.*
Frank: Me? Why me?
Daisuke: Well, it's certainly not gonna be any of us.
Power, Daisuke, Shinobu and Kaede: *Chuckle.*
Kaede: Come on.
Power: What's he thinking?
*A sound like a heartbeat is heard outside the door.*
Kaede: Okay... what's that?!
Power: Our hearts beating in fear... And now, something horrifying will walk through that door!
*The door opens.*
Glider and Jane: *Walk in.*
Glider: *Holding a basketball.*
Glider: Who put blood on the wall?
Power: What are you guys doing here?!
Jane: Glider and I have a bet we're settling through a game of hoops. But we both need a team.
Daisuke: Did you guys see Onsokumaru out there?
Glider: Actually, no. It was really quiet too. Creepy when you consider how loud this place usually is.
Shinobu: Why creepy? Why'd you say that? Why?
Glider: I think because of the Janitor.
Power: I knew it! This is straight out of that one episode "The Janitor of Death!" from that one show. But it's too obvious. No. This is the work of a truly diabolical villain.
Daisuke: Oh yeah. The real killer in that was the one who worked with the Janitor.
Power: Yeah. That means...
Power: Of course. I just feel sooooo bad Frankie has to be the first to die.
Frank: QUIT SAYING THAT!
Glider: Wait, what do you think Onsokumaru is trying to do?
Daisuke: I think... he knows we're too old for someone raising their voice to scare us. That's why he changed the Manor into a chamber of horrors!
Kaede: Dr. Onsokumaru's House of Terror.
Frank: HA! I'm not scared of any of this. Nothing scares me. Except clones mating! And if I wanna mock her, I will! *Looks at Power.* So, what are you gonna do about it?
*The lights go off.*
*The lights go back on.*
Daisuke: *Holding Power.* Huh?
Power: *Jumps out of Daisuke's hands.* Ah, reflexes are good as always, Dai. Good to see that.
Power: No, you see, Kae, you scream when the lights go off. When the lights are on-
Kaede: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! *Points to a wall.*
Power, Daisuke, Shinobu, Glider and Jane: *Look over at the wall and see Frank.*
Frank: *Pinned against the wall by a pencil through the head.*
Jane: Oh my gosh! They killed Frankie!
Power: YES! FINALLY! Wait...
Power, Daisuke, Shinobu, Kaede, Glider and Jane: *Scream and run out of the room.*
*Lights start flickering as music plays.*
Singer: Welcome to our Manor on high~! This is where you're gonna die~! Death is on the menu tonight~!
Power: Oh, you so ripped that one off, Onsokumaru.
Shinobu: Wake up, Power! Onsokumaru wouldn't go this far!
Power: Oh, so you'd rather believe there IS a killer on the loose?
Shinobu: We can fight a killer! Look, I have my kunai! *Reaches into her pocket.* Uh... I forgot them...
Glider: I didn't bring any weapons.
Daisuke: I left my sword at the place I'm crashing at.
Power: One option left... *Claps his hands and grabs his Automail. Pupils narrow.* Uh... Okay, he stopped my Alchemy. As powerless as this makes me feel... It's just Onsokumaru... *Chuckles.*
Shinobu: Look, I'm terrified. Can't we just leave?
Power: Of course not. Onsokumaru probably took all the keys then locked and chained the doors.
Glider: So, what happens next?
Power: There's a strange masked figure that creeps behind us that we don't see.
Power, Daisuke, Shinobu, Kaede, Glider and Jane: *Look back.*
*A man in a skull mask runs in front of the six.*
Power, Daisuke, Shinobu, Kaede, Glider and Jane: *Look forward.*
Power: Next, the lights go off and Onsokumaru appears, revealing his master plan.
*The lights flicker.*
Onsokumaru: *Standing in front of the six.*
Daisuke: Ahhaha! Onsokumaru! Thought you could pull one over on us. *Walks over to Onsokumaru.* You did outdo yourself though. I mean, killing Frankie, obvious, but a pencil? That was brilliant.
Power: I knew it. *Walks over to Onsokumaru.* So, what was the big lesson? Stay in school? Don't fight? Girls should strip naked for you? *Pats Onsokumaru on the shoulder.*
Onsokumaru: *Falls to the floor face first, revealing a knife in his back.*
Shinobu: *Falls to her knees.*
Jane: Oh my gosh! They killed Onsoki!
Daisuke, Shinobu, Glider and Jane: *Scream and run back into the room.*
Power: *Wide-eyed.* I was wrong...
Kaede: Shut up and let's go! *Grabs Power's arm. Screams and drags Power into the room.*
Shinobu: Onsokumaru is dead! Onsokumaru is dead!
Daisuke: But how? He can't die!
Power: He was the obvious suspect! It's my fault! The second I suspected him, I dug his grave!
Kaede: Well, who's safe?!
Power: Those of us who... have not attempted to have children... if you catch my drift.
Shinobu: Oh no...
Glider: If that's the case, I guess only Power and Kaede live.
Power and Kaede: *Slowly look at each other.*
Kaede: Wait... Onsokumaru is dead...
Power: Yeah, but we knew h- Frankie's dead.
Power and Jane: Go, Frankie~! Go, Frankie~!
Daisuke: OKAY! Listen, as glad as I am for Frankie, I'm terrified for us!
Power: Okay, let's recap.
Jane: Frankie's dead! Onsokumaru is dead! We're locked inside the manor with a killer!
Glider: Okay, we just have to figure out who the killer is.
Kaede: Let's split up an-
Power: NO! BAD IDEA!
Kaede: Okay, let's just stay here and be fine. *Sits down on a chair and hugs her legs.*
*The sound of wheels is heard outside the room.*
Power: No. No. Don't say it.
Daisuke: The killer is the Janitor.
Power: And he's dead.
Daisuke: Don't act like this is some manga or something. This is serious!
Power: You and Shinobu keeping your distance is wrong! You two should be together and be happy!
Shinobu: What does that have to do with this?
Power: Nothing like this happened when you two were together! And because you two are apart, we're all dead!
Jane: Now, wait. Just because two people are dead, that doesn't mean we all are. We can live without Frankie, and Onsokumaru will be missed, but we can live with these loses.
*The wheeling sound gets louder.*
Kaede: HE'S GETTING CLOSER!!!
Glider: Let's get out of here!
Power, Daisuke, Shinobu, Kaede, Glider and Jane: *Run out of the room and see a trash bin.*
Daisuke: Where is he?
Jane: On his way.
Power: Nope. *Walks over to the trash bin and pulls the Janitor's body out.*
Kaede: Give me a second... *Breathes deeply.* Okay... AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Jane: Okay, the killer's dead. We're all safe.
Glider: I don't get it. It had to be the Janitor.
Daisuke: Who else is in here?
Power, Daisuke, Shinobu, Kaede, Glider and Jane: *Look back. Look forward.*
*The man in the skull mask runs behind the six.*
Shinobu: Okay, explain this.
Power: Easily. The dead janitor means the end of the obvious suspects. Just like in that special "The Dead Janitor".
Daisuke: Again, the killer was the Janitor's PARTNER!
Kaede: Focus. That means...
Daisuke: ...one of us is the killer.
Power: Like in the one Halloween special "One of us is the Killer".
Shinobu: Okay, quit that.
Power: Why? Do I... *Tilts his head to the side.* ...upset you?
Shinobu: Of course!
Daisuke: Upset you enough to... *Tilts his head to the side.* ...kill?
Shinobu: No. And enough with the head tilting.
Daisuke: Alright. Let's face it, everyone. One of us is a crazy, villainous psychopath with a taste for death.
Jane: *Looks at Shinobu.*
Shinobu: *Looks at Power.*
Power: *Looks at Daisuke.*
Daisuke: *Looks at Glider.*
Glider: *Looks at Kaede.*
Kaede: *Looks at Jane.*
Shinobu: Okay, none of us can be the killer. Someone else is in here. Let's just look for a way out.
Jane: Alright. I'm the oldest, so I-
Glider: I'm actually a few weeks older than you.
Jane: Oh, good. Glider volunteers to do it, people!
Daisuke: Oh, thanks, Glider. You get to stand out here by yourself. You really are a great guy!
Power, Daisuke, Shinobu, Kaede and Jane: *Walk back into the room.*
Glider: *Sighs.* Fine. *Starts walking up and down the hallway.* I can't believe they tricked me like that. *Walks up to a woman.* AH!
Woman: Excuse me.
Glider: I mean, hello.
Woman: I'm not a killer.
Glider: That's what they all say. One show even has a Halloween special called "They all say they're not the killer".
Woman: *Kisses Glider.*
Glider: Okay, you're not the killer.
Woman: You see, I was asked to come here by this guy named Onsuka or something and I got locked in.
Glider: Well, don't worry, ma'am. I'll keep you safe from the killer. I'm Gilbert David Jones, but you can call me Glider. *Holds out his hand.* And you are?
Woman: Yoko Suo.
Glider: Wonderful name.
Power, Daisuke, Shinobu, Kaede and Jane: *Standing behind the two.*
Jane: *Clears her throat.* Well, she doesn't look like a killer to me.
Glider: *Looks over at the five.* Oh. *Clears his throat.* Sorry, guys.
Daisuke: You can hang out with us, Yoko.
Shinobu: Yeah. As long as we stand together, we'll be safe.
*A phone starts ringing.*
Power, Daisuke, Shinobu, Kaede, Glider, Jane and Yoko: *Reach into their pockets and pull out cell phones.* No signal...
Glider: *Looks over at a wall and sees a pay phone.* What the... Since when has this been here?
Kaede: *Glares at Yoko.* AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Kaede: Yes, girl. I scream. Not you.
Glider: *Picks up the phone.* Hello?
Caller: (On the other end) Do you like scary movies?
Glider: I much prefer spy movies.
Jane: Give it here. *Grabs the phone and pulls it off the cord.* Uh... Whoops.
Daisuke: WE COULD HAVE CALLED FOR HELP!!!
*The phone rings again.*
Jane: *Holds the phone up to her ear.* Hello? ...Oh, hi. ...Yeah. ...Uh huh? ...Ooh. ...Right. ...Alrighty, bye! So, that was the killer.
Daisuke: What did he say? Was he mad?
Jane: He said what every killer says. He's coming here. He wants to kill us. He wants us to wait right here.
Power, Daisuke, Shinobu, Kaede, Glider, Jane and Yoko: *Run away.*
Jane: *Tosses the phone away.*
(A Few Minutes Later)
Power, Daisuke, Shinobu, Kaede, Glider, Jane and Yoko: *Walking through a library.*
Shinobu: *Turns to Kaede.* You know, I don't trust with Yoko girl.
Kaede: I know. We know nothing about her.
Jane: Since when has this Manor had a library?
Glider: I dunno.
Power: Okay, guys. As much as this goes against everything I'm inclined to believe when dealing with killers, we should split up. Then the killer can't get us all in one go.
Daisuke and Yoko: *Walk between two shelves.*
Daisuke: You know, I don't get why someone would do this to us. We're good people.
Yoko: Don't worry. We're all scared. But we'll get out of this. *Kisses Daisuke.*
Daisuke: *Steps back.* Okay... I believe you...
*Books fall on top of Yoko.*
Glider: *Runs over.* YOKO! I'll save you!
Yoko: It's too late.
Glider: No, it isn't. They're just books. And you can clearly talk just fine, so you didn't ever get a co-
Yoko: Look, I'm dying. But I saw the killer. The killer... is...
Glider: *Leans closer to Yoko.*
*Books fall on top of Glider.*
Jane: *Runs over.* GLIDER! Yoko... GLIDER! Oh, he was my friend and bed mate. Yoko... meh. Didn't know her. Wait... I was staying with Glider. Now I can't afford to stay at my apartment! *Runs towards a window and opens it.*
Kaede: *Runs over.* Jane, wait! I need a place to stay. Together, you and I can make the rent.
Jane: Hey, that's a good idea. Thanks.
*The man in the mask pushes Jane and Kaede out the window.*
Power, Daisuke and Shinobu: *Run up to the man in the mask.*
Power: Okay, I know I said it alot before, but I'm certain this guy is the killer.
Masked Man: *Walks towards Daisuke and Shinobu.*
Daisuke: Why are you doing this?!
Masked Man: *Grabs Daisuke and Shinobu's hands. Places Daisuke's hand on top of Shinobu's.*
Power: *Grabs the masked man by the shoulders.* REVEAL YOURSELF!
Masked Man: *Pulls off his mask to reveal himself as another Power.*
Power: *Eyes widen.*
Daisuke: Power? Power?
Power: *Sleeping on a couch.*
Daisuke: *Standing above Power.*
Shinobu, Kaede, Frank and Onsokumaru: *Sitting around the room.*
Power: *Sits up and opens his eyes.* GIIIIIIGAAA!!! *Looks around.* Daisuke.
Daisuke: Wake up. Onsokumaru said he'll kill you if you don't get up.
Onsokumaru: *Glaring at Power.*
Power: No. He's not the killer. I am.
Power: *Stands up.* Sorry. I need to get a drink. *Walks out of the room.*
Glider: *Standing in the hallway.* Yo!
Power: Ah! Glider, what are you doing here?
Glider: Waiting for someone to invite me in. I don't want to seem impolite.
Glider: So, I overheard you say you were the killer?
Power: I had a nightmare that I killed everyone so Daisuke and Shinobu could be together.
Glider: *Sighs.* I figured this would happen. You must feel responsible because of messing with the timeline.
Power: I guess.
Glider: Power, it's not your fault. If the baby had been born, do you think anything good would have come of it? Frankie probably would have killed it himself.
Power: But at least that way he'd be in jail.
Glider: *Sighs.* Look, it was just a dream.
Glider: But this isn't. *Smiles evilly and starts strangling Power.*
Power: *Eyes open. Sits up in a bed. Breathing heavily.* Whew. That's the last time I ever eat cookie dough and watch horror movies and specials while sick. That was the worst fever dream ever. *Lies back down.* Oh well. Just gonna have to deal the rest of my nightmares. *Closes his eyes.*
*A man in a skull mask jumps out from behind a dresser and runs out of the room.*