• 30Oct 05

  Jeeze....

  Man, I havn't been on Tv.com for like...ever. I'm just starting to post again, so maybe y'all see me more. I wouldn't be surprised if some of y'all forgot about me either. Anyways, it's good to be back^^ I hope I get to talk to most of my 'long-lost-friends' again
  • Posted Oct 30, 2005 4:58 am PT
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• 30Aug 05

  Kids Think Really Fast! (Jokes)

  TEACHER: Why are you late?
  WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
  TEACHER: What sign?
  WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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  TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
  CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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  TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
  JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
  TEACHER: No, that's wrong
  JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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  TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
  SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
  TEACHER: What are you talking about?
  SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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  TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
  GEORGE: Here it is!
  TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
  CLASS: George!
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  TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have
  ten years ago.
  WILLIE: Me!
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  TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
  TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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  TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
  ELLEN: I is... TEACHER: No, Ellen... Always say, "I am."
  ELLEN: All right.! . "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
  _____________
  
  TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
  JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
  _____________
  
  TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
  but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
  him?"
  JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."
  
  ______________
  
  TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
  SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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  TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
  brother's. Did you copy his?
  DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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  TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no
  longer interested?
  PUPIL: A teacher.
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  SYLVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
  FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
  SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
  • Posted Aug 30, 2005 10:52 am PT
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• 20Aug 05

  I'm BAAAACK!!!!

  YES!!! I'm finally back! It feels SO GOOD!!! I've misseed every, single one of you!
  
  My trip was awesome....painful, but awesome. I did 5-7 miles everyday of backpacking, hiking, and canoeing. Then I did rock climbing and rappeling. It was SO AWESOME!!!
  
  But like I said, I'm in a lot of pain too. You wont believe some of the thins I went through on my journey. If you want me to tell you more, tell me and I'll PM ya!
  
  Once again, I MISSED YA GUYS AND IT"S GREAT TO BE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Posted Aug 20, 2005 6:33 pm PT
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