Alright, so y'all know me as the Twister. While I seem like a hilarious, laidback guy on the forums, I do have my fair share of problems. While I really don't think y'all care about this. I need to tell someone what's in the head of El Renegado (there ain't much, but there's somethin).

I've had a crush on a friend for about 3-4 years now. She's beautiful, smart, atheltic, everything that I want. She's in my math class (Pre-Calculus, and we're both sophomores in HS), and she's in my Spanish III class. This is the girl I want. I talk to her, but I asked her out a while back (as in, 3 years ago), and she said no. Since that time, I have grown and changed as a man. I really want to ask her out but I'm afraid she'll say no again and we'll stop talking, and that would piss me off. My Inner Retard (Christopher Titus reference) keeps telling me to stay away from her, keep my distance, but that aint how Ol Renegado operates. I'm trying to build the courage to ask her out, and right before I'm about to, I get news that I have to start training for my 2nd Degree Black Belt Test. That pretty much eats up my Friday Nights, and my Saturdays are spent building a robot (Robotics Club). I now have no time to even make arrangements with this girl. El Torcedor (The Twister in Spanish. I'm bilingual motherf**ker), is in pain. El Torcedor don't like pain. I just have no clue what to f**kin do.

Now, don't get me wrong, I can make my own decisions. I'm a man. I just typed this thing up because well, I wanted to let someone know that I want this girl, and where better to do it than on a website no one I know personally knows about! I hope I didn't severly depress you with my rant, and I just wanted to get this thing out of my chest.

If I do manage to go on a date w/ her, I shall let y'all know. Til then, thanks for readin'

HASHTAG, TWISTIFY