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2Sep 09
Just discovered this show, It's friggin amazing. Vampires and Hicks, FANTASTIC!
You like this show?
I always secretly feel like a vampire after watching an episode lol do you ever wish you were a vampire if you no what i mean?
- Posted Sep 2, 2009 9:20 pm PT
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- 8 Comments
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19Jun 09
This is a little test to see how quick witted you are
A budist walks upto a hot dog vendor, he say's "make me one with everything"
Did it take you less than 10 seconds to understand this joke (even though it's not fuuny)
If you failed reply flop, if you passed the test reply aced lol
what am i doing lol ????!!
- Posted Jun 19, 2009 4:07 pm PT
- Category: Humor
- 6 Comments
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26Apr 09Who is Slappy White?
THE CHALLENGE: Answer the question honestly without searching the 'net or referencing any kind of media. (And without reading anyone else's answer if possible.)
My answer: Never heard of 'em.
- Posted Apr 26, 2009 9:18 am PT
- Category: Games
- 4 Comments
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16Apr 09
Hey everyone!!!!!! how are you!!!???
I've got a cheaky favour to ask of you all, I've started a new project on youtube about... ZOMBIES!
it's a full history and walkthrough, so If anyone interested please check it out, rate, subscribe or comment to me
here's my channel link: http://www.youtube.com/user/CurleyPubes
There's other stuff there that will entertain you
If people do rate and comment on my films, please tell me because I am willing to repay the favour with what ever you want me to do
[Peace out peeps!
- Posted Apr 16, 2009 6:18 pm PT
- Category: Movies
- 5 Comments
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31Mar 09
Wow, I found myself being bullied seriously for one of the first times in my life today (insults, laughter, throwing objects at me) It was out of the blue, and It was an attack at my nice nature. Although I fought back (verbally) and stood my ground, It just got worst, one guy who happened to be my friend (ex-friend now) rallied together a couple of others to join in. I was tormented to a point where i was bursting with rage, I know guys take the piss out of each other but this was just **** up. It was as If my friend (ex-friend) was getting kicks out of me being about 2 seconds away from smacking him in the face, I tried to shake of this situation but it just did'nt happen. There was a dark-side to my friend that would only stop from a smack to the face (I held my self back amazingly, but the damage to are friendship had been done, looks like some people just enjoy taking you to the max even if you defend yourself.
Conclusion
I don't consider myself a weak person, I can take jokes and slight abuse and then disarm who ever's doing it to me, A jokes, a joke but this was just something else.
I have decided this friend (ex-friend) Is not worth my time, for someone I have known for 3 years, you may thinking I'm over reacting (It's only a joke, It will breeze over) but, someone who is capable of this for no good reason thus pushing me over the edge is someone I don't want to know!
- Posted Mar 31, 2009 3:41 pm PT
- Category: People
- 7 Comments
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23Mar 09
I'm eating a salami sandwich, a simple straight up sandwich made with slightly toasted whole wheat bread, a bit of butter on it, basic no-name mustard and 4 slices of salami. It's a satisfying sandwich.
My next favourite simple sandwich is peanut butter and jam. I work with a guy who eats a peanut butter and banana sandwich on Wonderbread for lunch every day.
I have no desire to try that particular simple sandwich. Maybe I'll try a lobster sandwich. Lobster is apparently the new bologna.
What's your favourite simple sandwich? (By the way, the Wonderbread website has a wild flash animation of a loaf of Wonderbread performing truly wondrous feats. It's worth a peek.)
- Posted Mar 23, 2009 9:53 am PT
- Category: Food
- 8 Comments
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5Mar 09
Atheist toast:
Made ME laugh.
- Posted Mar 5, 2009 9:31 am PT
- Category: Other
- 12 Comments
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18Feb 09We woke up this morning and discovered Winston was locked in our tiny front porch all night.
He wasn't scratching to get out and seemed totally cool about it. We felt bad, anyway, and gave him some treats, and then he ran to the litter box. Five minutes later he curled up and went to sleep on a chair.
- Posted Feb 18, 2009 3:22 pm PT
- Category: Pets and Animals
- 7 Comments
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20Jan 09
I know everyone seems to jump down my throat whenever I mention Killzone 2, but please bear with me, as I'm a bit annoyed.
Before New Years, I received a review build of Killzone 2. The embargo on the review lifts in February, but I took my time to conquer the game's campaign over the past couple weeks, taking notes and judging it for what would be my eventual review. After all, this is the review code, this is what I should be judging.
Yesterday I received an updated review code for the game. And this is where things get a little dodgy. When we review a game, we often play through it on a "debug" console, which allows me to play non-retail versions of games. From my perspective, the "review build" aspect implies that it's the final version and identical to what will appear on store shelves. Apparently this was not the case, at least for the first "review build" they sent.
The one that came yesterday came along with a note that said the following: "We realize you received a version of review code right around the holidays, however the team at SCEA wants to make sure that you are playing the most updated, cleanest version of the game for your reviews and impressions."
I emailed SCEA to find out what exactly changed from the previous build to this build, but no response yet. Presuming I hear nothing, I'm probably going to have to play through the game again to see if anything major has changed. I know for sure that control issues I mentioned (regarding the game's inability to let you remap all the controls or set crouch to a toggle) are still in there, but apart from that, it's anyone's guess. Long story short, a "review build" is no longer a holy thing, a perfect replica of what gamers will play when they buy the title on launch day. And that's deeply worrying..
- Posted Jan 20, 2009 10:11 am PT
- Category: N/A
- 3 Comments
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2Dec 08
Filming doesn't begin until 2010, but that won't stop good ol' Guillermo del Toro from leaking some more minor details about The Hobbit whenever he can!
Over at BilboHobbit.com, the director promises creatures and puppets on the scale of those in Hellboy 2, and intends to focus on some of the creatures who weren't prominently featured in The Lord of the Rings trilogy…
"We will be pushing the goblin kingdom. We will be pushing Smaug, the Spiders of Mirkwood. We will be pushing them to the edge of technology where we will fuse animatronics and CGI into a seamless new art form in creating creatures."
Hellboy creator Mike Mignola, Hellboy Visual Designer Wayne Barlowe and cinematographer Guillermo Navarro are del Toro's top choices for his behind-the-scenes collaborators.
And as far as effects, del Toro stresses that, "You will see some mind-boggling mixture of CGI / Puppetry like never before. The demarcation of where one technique ends and the other begins will NOT be as clean as in HBII or BLADE II or PAN'S LABYRINTH. I am going to push further than ever on both fronts."
With this many tidbits out of del Toro already, I'm giddy at the thought of a very cool two-year countdown! Stay tuned…
- Posted Dec 2, 2008 12:30 pm PT
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19Nov 08
"Accepting an award is like walking a tightrope. You need to be gracious, grateful, and humble--but not so humble or self-deprecating that the audience thinks you are trivializing the honor. The warm glow of the occasion can suddenly turn chilly or sour with a few ill-chosen words"
WELL UMM...I'D LIKE TO THANK...
OOOH WHAT THE HELL... SCREW THAT, IM TO EXCITED! I'M IN THE SPOTLIGHT!!!!
Yes a real picture of myself, thought it's About time I showed my face seeing as I've been here over a year now... ooh now creepy Internet people know my face
I'll start by saying how desperate TV.COM must be to give me this award. I mean there's people with 100's of blog entry's and higher level, but thanks anyway.
I might as well reminisce of how I got here and my time here, I never would have found it if it was'nt for that one destined afternoon when i was searching for a respectable South Park episode guide (I think a lot of people found this site similarly) After meeting some friends on the forums and getting on my feet I slowly became the editor For The Angry Video Game Nerd (CHECK IT OUT) and my level grew from there! The rest is history lol
Big shout to The South Park forum
Drewshack, Tweekfan, Imartin, Jbrick, Jacob, Rob & IamoldGregg (I Know some of you better than other's but you all make It fun)
It's the only & first to go after an episode released
THANKS TO MY ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD CREW
Venom, Friggin Godess, Nxtbestdirector & Friggin Annoying (Keep on working towards that trusted lol)
Thanks Most Of All My Loyal Blog Posters; Who were the one's who properly Got Me Noticed for this Emblem
Cheese, hippy, danharr, sticth ,sczeczyca, Jeric-ho, Animefan, codecash, rhen-var & candy cane,
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Well That's a wrap, thanks to all who have made this a great TV.com Experience
P.S. I wonder how many people will be passing through my page, I have great power and with that comes great responsibility. This is going to be funny, I'm going to stir things up by talking about boobs or something, just to see how the staff react!
- Posted Nov 19, 2008 4:45 pm PT
- Category: Writing
- 6 Comments
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17Nov 08
Jigsaw returns in Saw VI on October 23, 2009. No plot yet, but, seriously - does it really matter? Shock Till You Drop reports that Saw franchise editor Kevin Greutert is directing from a script by Marcus Dunstan and Patrick Melton. The last time any franchise consistently pumped out one installment every year was the Police Academy films. They, of course, stopped going theatrical at 7. Will Jigsaw best Mahoney, Hightower, Tackleberry and the rest of the gang? I suppose we find out in October 2011....What do you think?
Comments welcome.
- Posted Nov 17, 2008 11:52 am PT
- Category: Movies
- 10 Comments
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15Nov 08
It is finally Friday, and Microsoft has ended its week by announcing this month's Xbox Original. The game this month is Zapper. No really, the platformer starring a cricket with a Meta-Critic score of 55. The game will cost the usual fifteen bucks, or you can find used at most stores for around five dollars or less. So if you really love wicked crickets but hate leaving your house for any price, then Monday should be a big day for you. Does anyone know anyone who has purchased one of these orginals? Because I don't, and whose idea was to release the cricket game?
- Posted Nov 15, 2008 4:57 pm PT
- Category: Games
- 6 Comments
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2Nov 08
Who knew that Presidential/ Vice-Presidential candidates could kick so much ass? Apparently Pandemic Studios, as they have announced via the trailer after the jump, that Barak Obama and Sarah Palin are coming to Mercenaries 2 as DLC. That's right as part of the games next patch, the two politicos will be available as playable characters. There is now word yet if they are adding Moose that can be shot from helicopters. And if I read this right I believe it is a mercenary's job to run the Senate. Also I know now what "community manager" does, kills people violently that get in his face. Is this too far, or the best reason to pick up a game that is now old news?
- Posted Nov 2, 2008 9:50 am PT
- Category: Games
- 9 Comments
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5Oct 08
I love new videogame vernacular, it looks like the word du jour is now Wiimake. In case you didn't hear Nintendo is going be remaking old Gamecube games for the Wii.
The game should feature enhanced graphics and Wii-mote controls. So far the titles announced are: Metroid Prime, Metroid Prime 2, Mario Tennis, Chibi Robo, Pikmin, Pikmin 2 and Donkey Kong Jungle Beat. So, is this innovation or just laziness? Is this how Nintendo thinks they are making their fans happy?
will say that Pikmin is a good call as those games are pretty hard to find. The rest seem kind of "meh" to me. The funny part, I still own all my Gamecube copies of all these game except for Jungle Beat, which I never had or wanted. So I guess this program just isn't for me.
- Posted Oct 5, 2008 12:11 pm PT
- Category: N/A
- 6 Comments
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19Sep 08
Simple as... IT SUCKS!!! hard
there's to many problems to list
- Posted Sep 19, 2008 9:11 am PT
- Category: Rant
- 10 Comments
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12Sep 08
Hey just a quickey because I hav'nt got much time as I'm going to see a band play in the next town over, I have became the editor for James Rolfe who is the Angry Video Game Nerd in the popular interenet show, my next big aim is level 30 and to get trusted for a person guide
Question of the week:
Do you think TV.com is getting to strict banning and handing out TOS violation to people?
- Posted Sep 12, 2008 10:41 am PT
- Category: Rant
- 10 Comments
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31Aug 08
In honor of this Labor Day holiday, I'm challenging you guys to a quiz featuring the bumbling paper company managers of "The Office" — both the U.K. version featuring Ricky Gervais and the American version with Steve Carell. Let's see how well you've been paying attention when you've spent your off hours with these office mates.
For each question, I'll present you with a quote, and you'll decide whether it was David Brent (Gervais) who said it, or good ol' Michael Scott (Carell). So, do you think you have the smarts to be an assistant to the regional manager, or might you be called an "ignorant slut"? Let's find out.... No peaking at other people's comment entrys
. Post the question number and answer in the comment
. I will reply to everyone's comment with a score once everyone's played
Have fun...
Who said what, David Brent or Michael Scott?
Question 1
"People see me, and they see the suit, and they go, 'You're not fooling anyone.' They know I'm rock and roll through and through."
Question 2
"I don't want somebody sucking up to me because they think I'm going to help their career. I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me."
Question 3
"I want to squeeze them. It's code, she'll know what it means."
Question 4
"When people say to me, 'Would you rather be thought of as a funny man or a great boss?' My answer's always the same, to me, they're not mutually exclusive."
Question 5
"I haven't got a sign on the door that says white people only. I don't care if you're black, brown or yellow. You know, Orientals make very good workers."
Question 6
"I saved a life. My own. Am I a hero? I really can't say. But yes."
Question 7
"Some people are intimidated when talking to large numbers of people in an entertaining way. Not me."
Question 8
"Your gayness does not define you. Your Mexicanness is what defines you."
Question 9
"If you want the rainbow, you've gotta put up with the rain. Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton."
Question 10
"It takes a big man to admit his mistake, and I am that big man."
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Hey, I luck forward to seeing your answers
- Posted Aug 31, 2008 10:37 pm PT
- Category: Humor
- 8 Comments
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27Aug 08
So here's my view on Killzone 2, while pretty freaking gorgeous, it has been a bit of a tough sell since we started going hands-on with the game around E3 time. The graphics can't seem to make up for the been-there-done-that feel that the gameplay provides, not differentiating itself enough from the FPS competition. A prettier, more sci-fi Call of Duty 4, in summary. So while the single-player could still use some more innovation, the developers are clearly putting all that and more into the multiplayer component, which is easily one of the most promising online experiences on the PS3.
Killzone 2 multiplayer is ****based, complete with ranks, tournaments, persistent experience and unlocks. But there are several elements that really set the experience apart. Lets go through them now:
1) The Graphics
It's been said before, butt Killzone 2's graphics rock my socks. They are some of the best we've ever seen in any game, and incredibly, those graphics don't even drop a hitch when you play online. There is no noticable visual difference between the online and single-player graphics, which means it may very well be the best looking online game ever. So woo for that!
2) The Badge System
Badges make up Killzone 2's ****structure. There are five primary badges for your standard character ****s. These range from Assault to Heavy Weapons to Scout to Engineer, and so forth. Now picking a primary badge does not only select your primary weapon load-out (there are multiple weapon options per primary badge), it selects your ability. The Medic, for example, has the predictable ability to revive fallen comrades. The Assault badge has a booster injection that lets you run much faster than normal. Scouts can actually cloak themselves. Very cool indeed.But that's not all. You can also pick a secondary badge, which determines yet another skill. For example, the Medic's secondary badge allows him to throw down medkits for teammates (or yourself) to use. The Scout drops a beacon which scans the area and pops enemies up on friendly radar.
But the best part is that you're not limited to picking both Medic badges. If you want to be able to revive people, but also be able to perform radar scans, you can select the Medic badge as your primary and the Scout as a secondary. You can mix and match each of the five badges, resulting in way more character ****s than you'd expect. Plus, add in the different weapon loadouts for each badge and you really can create your character from the ground up.
3) Multiplayer Missions
In Call of Duty 4 (or most multiplayer games), you select a mode and stick with it. Domination, Search and Destroy, etc. Killzone 2 allows you to customize everything about your matches, including the ability to mix and match several modes in the same multiplayer match.So say you're playing a Capture the Flag variant. You recover the object, winning a point for your team. Instead of just doing the same thing all over again until the timer runs out, the game immediately switches to another mode...Assassination, for example. There's no load screen, you're just in the next mode, with your point carrying over from CTF. In a single match you can queue up a wide variety of different modes, which ensures that multiplayer shouldn't get stale anytime soon.
4) Web-based Stats
It'll be hard to match the powerhouse that is Bungie.net, but Guerrilla and SCEA are definitely going to try. Killzone.com will allow folks to track all of their personal stats, kill ratios and the current status and roster of their clan. It'll give you info on upcoming tournies and allow you to see who's the best around the world. What better way to procrastinate at work than to see if you've got the most melee kills with the rocket launcher?5) It's Not SOCOM
So there you have it. Hopefully that gives you a taste of what you can expect. While the single player in Killzone 2 should be a fun jaunt, it appears the multiplayer is going to be this game's bread and butter, and we can't wait to hop online and pwn some Helghast in the coming months.
SOCOM has a huge following, but people generally feel a little overwhelmed by the still that folks have online. For fans, it's great...for newbies it's a nightmare. Killzone 2's more cooperative modes allow you to hang in the back of the lines and provide support, lay down turrets, and so forth. You don't need to be a twitch master to succeed here...but it helps!- Posted Aug 27, 2008 4:58 pm PT
- Category: Games
- 5 Comments
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22Aug 08
I have some news for you lot, I have nailed my 4 shows, meaning there respectable to look at and I am also very close to level 30 a personal milestone for me. Ooh one more thing have you every heard of a show called The Angry Video Game Nerd? It's pretty funny and If your want check him out here on TV.com, track him, rate episodes, and talk in our growing forum then just search for the nerd and you'll be there. Also I've pitted about 6 contributors against each other to get to 90 points first and earn trusted, so If you want to get involved in that your more than welcome. haha I have the power to pit you against each other
Anyway now for the game. After one month and 26 five-word comments, here's how the Add Five Words collaborative story has worked out:
Just when Albert thought he lost his winning lottery ticket he started a drunken rampage, while scratching his hairy butt. He began raping sexy woman, he was shot and arrested but broke out of prison but then he just realized that he wasnt wearing pants.
He never had the ticket to get into the movies, so he choke-slammed the usher and pushed his way in, but picked the wrong theatre. He had to watch fairyland so he threw a sharp pointy Nacho at the screen and started making flatulent sounding explosions, but then out from the depths of the popcorn bucket he saw a huge slimy green hand that was dripping with butter.
It started to move towards...And that's all she wrote... so far. Feel free to continue the story in the comments for this post. For those who don't know about the Add Five Words story, here's the deal:
Each comment for this post should contain exactly five words, and those five words should flow from the previous five words. The result will be a collaborative story. You can post any number of comments, but you may not post two comments in a row, and it's best to keep it to one comment per day. The most recent five words added to the story are:
The arcade across the street...
- Posted Aug 22, 2008 9:43 am PT
- Category: N/A
- 12 Comments
