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• 25Aug 09

  Best Omegle Conversation... ever.

  Keep in mind thatthis is one of my best friends, not me.

  You: Favorite first name?
  Stranger: virginia
  You: Thanks!
  Stranger: why?
  You: I'm doing profiles on characters, and taking a random bit of info for them from each person I have a conversation with on this omegle thing.
  Stranger: ok
  You: So thanks!
  Stranger: m/f?
  You: f.
  You: Haha.
  Stranger: now you've to help me too
  You: Wait, that was YOUR MOM.
  Stranger: whats your age?
  You: Okay, that was very internet of me.
  You: My age?
  Stranger: what was interest to you?
  You: It's OVER NINETHOUSAAAND.
  Stranger: lol
  You: I'm feeling fat and sassy.
  Stranger: alrite
  Stranger: you have a picture?
  You: Yes.
  You: But you should know...
  You: I'm invisible.
  Stranger: lol
  Stranger: a*****e
  You: lol, internet n00b.
  Stranger: you want to see my picture?
  You: Not really, no.
  Stranger: ok
  Stranger: what do you want to do?
  You: I wanna kick *** and chew bubblegum.
  Stranger: do it
  Stranger: why are you on omegle then?
  You: I told you. I'm doing character bios.
  Stranger: i'm doing a sex survey
  Stranger: will you help me?
  You: Not to mention, I can kick plenty of *** on the internet.
  You: Sure, why the hell not
  You: Ahhh, the internet.
  Stranger: tell me your country and sex
  You: It is a series of tubes.
  Stranger: so
  You: My country is undefined on the map, and I've never had sex.
  You: Go on.
  Stranger: do you ever dream of sex?
  You: Nope.
  Stranger: fantasize?
  You: I've got better things to waste my time on.
  Stranger: do you have a sex organ?
  You: I might.
  You: I've never checked.
  Stranger: yes, check it now
  Stranger: it is found somewhere under your waist
  Stranger: just where your legs begin
  You: No thanks. Last time I tried, I got lost and couldn't find my way back for three days.
  You: Two of my best pack mules died on that trip.
  Stranger: this time you wont fail
  Stranger: just take off your clothes, you dont have to go anywhere
  You: I'd like my clothes to stay right where they are. Otherwise the giant beast-blatter-bug of Traal might bite me.
  Stranger: ok. then i might have to stop talking to an organ less pseudo intelligent creature who carries an illusion of being a genius but in reality is just a piece of **** like many other creatures seen on the face of this planet
  You: Wow, you know how to curse like a yokel. Isn't that sweet?
  Stranger: you could even read that?
  You: You could even type that?
  You: I'll say, I'm impressed.
  Stranger: then you might be really brilliant, an organ less d****** who can read a complete sentence?
  Stranger: wow
  Stranger: haven't they kept you in a zoo yet?
  You: Yes, your mother says hi.

  Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  

  • Posted Aug 25, 2009 9:29 am PT
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• 12Jul 09

  Team Fortress 2 is awesome

  I love multiplayer shooters. I've played nearly every type of them, from large-scale conflict shooters (Battlefield 2, Star Wars Battlefront 2) to semi-realistic real-world games (Counter-Strike, Call of Duty) to arena style deathmatch (UT2k4, the entire Quake series). I've enjoyed them all. However, none has captured me in the way Team Fortress 2 has recently.

  I bought the Orange Box with the full intention of playing Episode 2 and Portal, and while I love both of those games, I haven'tcomeclose to beatingeither because I've been sinking so much time into the Box's multiplayer component. Every chance I get, I'll sneak off to play a couple of rounds of 2Fort or Turbine. And I never even was a CTF fan! The combination of tactics and full frontal fragging is just pitch perfect. However, I do think that a couple of the classes need to be rebalanced *coughscoutcough*.

  But I'm finding that what I love most about the game is the atmosphere and the cel-shaded graphics. It reminds me of a Pixar movie, but ultra-violent. And the personalization of the characters? Absolutely hilarious. You can tell that they really put their heart into these characters (even if they're just hilarious stereotypes). And this is supposed to be a multiplayer shooter.

  Well, I'm off to play more TF2!

  (By the way, isn't the news about the free Daggerfall crazy? I'm going to download it soon. )

  • Posted Jul 12, 2009 2:43 pm PT
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• 1Jul 09

  Holy crap, I got an avatar!

  I just decided that I was tired of the regular Gamespot logo, so say hello to Led Zeppelin IV, I guess.

  • Posted Jul 1, 2009 2:19 pm PT
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