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Many people...some people...all right, one person wanted to know just how Johnny Mnemonic ended! Well here it is, the multi-faceted ending to the FMV game Johnny Mnemonic!
Take a tour of the FMV games I grew up playing and learn how they scarred my existence! There's more to come, and we're leading up to a full-length review of one of the oddest FMV games ever made! Now we tackle the most dreaded of the FMV titles: the interactive movies. We begin with Foxhunt and continue on to one of the rarest and most difficult games to run: Johnny Mnemonic.
He's a data courier in a future that hasn't invented e-mail or thumb drives, and if you touch the computers your head explodes. Jeez, even in the future nothing works. Will Johnny ever find the rest of his computer so he can start tracking down that damn download code? And will it do him any good since every computer he touches melts his brain?
Only Chef can provide those answers, so we head to the Lo-Tek headquarters to hack our own brains and to get our hands on some chocolate salty balls!
http://one.revver.com/watch/394012/flv/affiliate/72436
A character who uses a gun? This is a dream! It's a tale of really awkward romance and a fat man throwing a harpoon at mushrooms. Will our heroes ever wake up and find out what in the hell their mission is? Is Quistis a fembot? And what horrible thing will I name Rinoa's dog?
Final Fantasy VII
http://one.revver.com/watch/394012/flv/affiliate/72436
WARNING: Mature Content!
It seems that FF8 has thrown me into a hallucinatory wonderland, where a parallel universe version of myself decided to ravage Final Fantasy SEVEN instead!
Before everyone gets upset, I'm just **** around so count to ten before you go declaring blood-feud on my house.
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