• 6Oct 08

  Oh, What a BOOtiful Morning! Oh, What a BOOtiful day!

  

  Happy DOG DAY Monday,
  my friends!

  MY DOG NEVER has to think twice
  when we ask her if she wants to

  

  DRESS UP FOR
  HALLOWEEN.
  (This get-up has me thinking of Chris Farley's
  SNL performances as motivational speaker
  

  

  Matt Foley

  grunting and panting out his trademark line
  warning his audience that, like him, they
  could end up being "...35 years old, thrice
  divorced and living in a van down by the river!")

  OUR JANE'S A GIRLY-GIRL who loves to wear BIG-bowed ribbons on a daily basis, and proudly displays that one technicolor toenail when Puppet gets out the nail polish. She'll never turn down a hoodie when someone around the house decides to peel off a layer, or wearing the "arms" of a sweatshirt freshly shorn of its sleeves. But Halloween costumes are her favorite. This year, she's thinking of taking the scenic Duct tape route. Possibly going as baby back ribs (Duct tape several little baby dolls together and fasten them to her back, along with spine-tingling barbeque sauce) or moral fiber (Duct tape a prop 10 Commandments tablet to her, with a small cereal box of bran flakes Duct taped to her head).

  WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY, Janey? Timmy's trapped in the mineshaft?! Wait-- wait. That's another dog. Say it again, Jane. SPEAK!

  ***pauses for a Janey reiteration***

  OH! GREAT IDEA!
  JANE WANTS us to vote.

  PLEASE
  "Arf!" once for baby rack ribs,
  and twice for moral fiber.
  THANKS!
  Jane hopes to tally the results
  by the end of the day, tommorow.

  Dog Day
  HALLOWEENIE
  RIDDLE TIME:

  QUESTION:
  What's a vampire's favorite dog?
  
  ANSWER:
  
  A bloodhound.

  ONE WORD:
  GROOOAN!!!

  

  FANGS
  for a lovely time!

  SparkleFarkle~~~~~*
  
  RIP, my Mollo and Drea.

  IMPORTANT P.S. If you haven't already done so, please, PLEASE, after you've posted your Top 5 changes in a blog headed "My Top 5 Changes" (NOTE: It's still not too late to submit this entry!), post a comment in Glenn11523's blog titled "Top 5 Changes" stating that you've done so. That way all the information can be collected for CBS in a timely and organised fashion. Doing so will complete the Darkout. Thank you so very much!

  • Posted Oct 6, 2008 1:18 pm PT
  • Category: General
  • 0 Comments
  • Tag
  • Print
  • Email
  • Facebook
  • Digg
• 4Oct 08

  Orenthal James Hits Vegas Jackpot!

  

  Oh-oh, Spaghettios!!

  Somebody
  forgot to say
  an October
  BUNNY! BUNNY!

  AND SPEAKING OF superstitions,

  

  LET'S HEAR IT FOR
  the number 13!

  O.J. Simpson was found guilty, late Friday, on all 12 counts stemming from robbing two sports-memorabilia dealers at gunpoint in a Las Vegas hotel room.

  
  Photo credit: Getty Images

  THE JUICE,
  bail-less in Vegas

  THE VERDICT, which jurors DELIBERATED 13 HOURS before reaching, COMES 13 YEARS TO THE DAY after Mr. Simpson was acquitted in the highly publicized "Trial of the Century" for the brutal murders of his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ron Goldman.

  ONE WORD:

  

  karmaphala

  karmaphala [kahr-muh-pah-luh] noun-- the results or "fruits" of actions. the outcome of one's actions. karma being the sum of all done, is currently been done and will be done, and phala being what you get in return. Also: karma-phala.

  READY FOR the BIG harvest, Orenthal?
  You'd be wise to mind that
  old, SparkleFarkle superstition:

  

  Find the "rosy" in the apple,
  then make a wish before
  taking the first bite from it.

  ***outstretches arms and braille-reads
  the autumn-crisp Wisconsin air***
  
  AHHHHH!

  FEELS LIKE A great day to pick apples!
  Could I put you down for
  a mega-couple of dozen bushels,
  Mr. Simpson???
  Where you're (finally) headed,
  you're going to need ALL the
  good luck-wishes you can get!

  Let's play

  
  
  Love Boat
  Brunch!

  Run! Get your swimsuit!
  JUSTICE is now being served
  on the lido deck!

  SparkleFarkle~~~~~*

  RIP, my Mollo, Drea, Nicole Brown Simpson, and Ron Goldman.

  IMPORTANT P.S. If you haven't already done so, please, PLEASE, after you've posted your Top 5 changes in a blog headed "My Top 5 Changes" (NOTE: It's still not too late to submit this entry.), post a comment in Glenn11523's blog titled: "Top 5 Changes" stating that you've done so; that way, all the information can be collected for CBS in a timely and organised fashion. Doing so will complete the Darkout. Thank you so very much!

  • Posted Oct 4, 2008 9:49 am PT
  • Category: Opinion
  • 20 Comments
  • Tag
  • Print
  • Email
  • Facebook
  • Digg
• 3Oct 08

  There's Got to Be a Morning (or Two) After

  
  Actor Steve Kimborough
  doing his Shelly Winters
  doing her Belle Rosen Swan Song

  NOW THAT WE'VE had a little time to
  pat ourselves on the back for

  

  (The SEPTEMBER 30th
  TV.COM DARKOUT),

  there's just one itty-smitch
  of a reminder I need to sail past you.

  PLEASE CONTINUE TO ADD YOUR COMMENT to Glenn11523's blog titled "Top 5 Changes" (click on the title for immediate access), if you haven't already, indicating that you have made your "Top 5 List."

  THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
  since we have now received
  a very polite and direct
  response from TV.com staff.
  

  THIS from Glenn11523:

  "I am truly appreciative of the tone of the response, and, as I am sure you can appreciate, the staff on the site have been putting in a lot of time as a result of the new design.

  I am quite content to now give them some reasonable "breathing room" to first cull through our collective lists, and then give us a more detailed update.

  Again, it is important that you make sure you post a comment in my blog ["Top 5 Changes"] calling attention to the fact that you have created a "Top 5 List," since this is where staff will go to review our concerns.

  This blog is wide open for any and all comments!"

  ONCE MORE-- this time with super-exuberant SparkleFarkle gusto: Thank you, and you and YOU for your efforts in making the TV.com Darkout such a success! And, like I appreciatively told Saint Glenn11523, the Patron Saint of TV.com's Near-Lost Causes, and our fearless leader,
  

  "I will be building an altar
  this afternoon!"

  BY THE WAY, does anyone have
  an old bathtub
  I can plant vertically in my front yard???

  
  (HEY, LOOKEE-- this one includes
  a tribute to Shelly Winters!)

  ONE WORD:

  

  Rub-a-dub-dub!

  Stay close,
  SparkleFarkle~~~~~*

  Rip, my Mollo and Drea.

  • Posted Oct 3, 2008 9:14 am PT
  • Category: Other
  • 12 Comments
  • Tag
  • Print
  • Email
  • Facebook
  • Digg

See Previous Blog Posts