So, I was at E3, with my boss and a couple of his other slaves.
And since I was there, I was really there.
But I was also virtually there?

Oh well, Emblems for being there in real life would have been nice.
But I guess this will have to do

Or else I will have to talk to Jimbo again (a friend of mine)
He was supposed to watch the house. Maybe he was using my GS account!! :O
Damnation!

That's right, did you guys miss me?
Didn't think so.

I don't think I'm gonna do any blog about what was announced at E3 since you people are on Gamespot and for that exact same reason you could probably figure out exactly what I know
Hell, if you're lucky you can probably even figure out what the food tasted like.

But really, all the info you need is covered pretty damn well on Gamespot.
And Gamespot is probably more interresting than some random person on the internet who was at work... Oh wait, GS crew are just random internet people too. geesh..

Well, if there is gonna be anything about E3 it's not now. I'm still wasted and my mind still hasn't returned from E3 (yeah, I left my mind in the US) so if you happen to find my mind, please send it back to me.

This was a short blog to tell you people (and girls. HAH!) that I am back. Now.. To catch up with some lost gaming..

All my bags are packed, Im ready to go
Im standing here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye
But the dawn is breakin, its early morn
The taxis waiting, hes blowin his horn(good thing I'm not in the taxi yet)
Already Im so lonesome I could cry.

So let's see, what does a bag contain when you're getting on a plane because you're going to stuff like, oh god, what was that thing called... You know that, thing, with games, and developers and stuff.. It has a really weird name. Hard to remember... OH YEAH! E3... (rogerjak will get that joke) ...

Erhm, so where was I, oh right, the bag..
It contains:
A Nintendo DS with tons of games
PSP with tons of games
Insulin: Because I'm diabetic and need to inject myself with that stuff.
Yeah, it's a needle. No it doesn't hurt, what are you, some little kid?
Clothes
Shampoo: Because you wanna smell good and keep your hair looking good. Unless you're old and suffer a great deal of hair loss.. Combover power to you.. you freak
A Laptop with sattelite internet thingy so I can always bug my buddies on Gamespot, and the obvious morons on there too.
Tickets.. Oh wait no, they're not in my bag. That would be stupid.. geesh.
And then some other obvious stuff. Digital Camera so I can prove to some of you that Gamergirls do exist and that they could kick your sorry asses twice with one headshot. Yeah, they're that good.

And last but not least, my smiling face
But then again no, important stuff matters more than that. The rest of my Cult Cola(some danish energy thingy, I believe. It says so on the boxes) and Nectar ´

Now I don't want you boys and girls to expect like a big rundown of what's going on at E3, I mean. You're on Gamespot. They're showing the exact same thing that I'm gonna look at. And as I've mentioned before, I will be working at E3. So that means, writing stuff for my job, interviewing "impotent" people. Yeah, the email I got about what I should be doing at E3 said that. I seriously hope that it was meant to say "important" or else I'm gonna be laughing at those people all through the interview. Especially the female ones... I wonder what they're gonna think about me when I tell them that my boss thinks that they're impotent? :s


Anyways. You'll still see me online at GS (And MSN and MAYBE Skype) even when I am at E3. But you're probably not "impotent" enough for me to talk with, so don't cry if I don't answer you right away.. Or if it seems like I really don't wanna waste my time writing with a bunch of people who would just be writing me because I am at E3.. Yeah, It took me 2 seconds to figure you guys out don't act so surprised...


Oh well, That's probably it for now I guess.
Will probably update this sometime again when I am airborne. Or in case the pilot messes up his GPS again and crashes into a parked car. Or the obvious skyscrapers that you really can't miss.

So untill then, stay safe. Drive drunk.. and eat a lot of babies.

I just wanted to update you guys on something really important!
Nothing is going on, this blog is not important and I am currently listening to music, made by Koji Kondo.

I just got back from the hospital after my diabetic side found it funny to all of a sudden give me low bloodsugar and make me collapes when I was shopping for stuff.
Didn't die tho', so again. The assassin in me failed to kill.. me? (erhm)

So what's been going on in your life?
Care? not really. I just wrote this because I had nothing better to do

NOW! I am off to listen to some more awesome music from like Koji, Uematsu and all those other great composers.
It's sunday! Not like anything special is gonna happen on a sunday.

Btw, why is it called "Sunday" ?
It's not like it's changing when the moon is up and becomes "moonnight"

Moonnight... Moonlight... OH! Moonlit Sonata.
I found something to do, again woo

Edit:

I totally forgot. I have rules too.

1: Just, be yourself.
2: If being yourself means "being a fanboy" .. then jump off a bridge
3: Don't just eat one cookie. Eat as many as you can. I have money and will buy more cookies.
4: Don't cry. No seriously, Don't
5: Go play some games, don't read blogs

Seriously. What the hell is wrong with you people?!
It's getting SO pathetic to see you all around crying and whining
(no I am nothing whining. I'm screaming at you guys)

So the FW update 2.40 for the PS3 is out. It has what everyone (I know you did) asked for. And yet when you get it, the first thing you all do. Is cry cry cry. "Sony didn't do this and that" and "Sony is better than me i'm a dumb loser"


JUST STOP! You guys are an embarrasment to the whole freaking community

Let's look at the features now shall we?! And don't worry I won't use any big words you people won't understand


In-game XMB acces: It's there. Now what CAN we do now?
Simple
1st: In game messages now using the XMB. Works without flaws
2nd: Trophies are there, "But not for old games!" THEY WILL! when the DEVELOPERS patch their games. NOT sony. GET IT RIGHT! Don't blame Sony for that, blame your precious little developers who made those perfect games. OH WAIT NO, not so perfect games. since they don't support trophies.. not that they KNEW there would be any 2 years ago. But still. Blame THEM.

3rd: The option to change stuff: You know those time where you had to quit a game because you found out you had to force it to do 1080p? yeah, DO THAT IN GAME NOW.
4th: Custom music, works PERFECTLY. Again, you dumb kids are blaming SONY. But again the hate should be directed at the developers. Who (again) didn't know that this feature would become avaiable at the time of release for their games. So they skipped that part. But it can be patched....


All those features. And you people cry and cry and lie about how it's "not working" when me and tons of other people have gotten everything we wanted, and on top of that, we got it to work? clearly we're smarter than you guys since you're obviously doing something wrong.. you know.. like living

I'm sorry, I just had to vent. I mean COME ON!.
You ask for stuff, you get it. Then decide to cry like a little... you know
Because the GAMES (not the PS3) doesn't allow those features (YET)... I'm embarrased.. I freaking hope I'll never see you guys online. Because I would be ashamed to be seen with a bunch of crying kids all around me.

Well it's true. I just saw it announced..
So now we can all wait for that precious day where we will get to slaughter "him" again
again... again...,zZ

Edit:

Oh wow. in 15 days I won't even be in Denmark anymore. I'm gonna be at some random hotel. Somewhere in the states
(I am sorry Roger. But don't worry. I'll protect myself so I won't get infected over there with whatever those guys are infected with )

So if by any chance you're going to E3, try and find me.
No I will not make a "date" with you and say "hey let's meet up at "insert company" booth."
It's my JOB that "forces" me to go to E3. which means that I WILL BE WORKING. But if you Do bump into a guy who looks tired and has long pretty hair and plays Patapon while working.. then I'll mess you up big time since you freaking smashed my "Fever" in patapon and you deserve to DIE.(I just can't leave that game alone)
Just kidding, I wont be tired. No.. I'll be hooked on different kinds of energy drinks. I still have a ton of boxes filled with Nectar (they Energy Drink you get with Haze) and other energy drinks saved up just for E3.... I can't help it