• 2Jul 08

  An Introduction

  Wait, I can say anything here, can I? Hm, I better start thinking of stuff people might want to pretend to want to hear one day.

  I guess I can start by saying Hideo Kojima is a terrible writer who would be beaten senseless if he ever attended a screenwriting class. First by the professer, then told why during peer review. He needs to learn how to show and not have a character give a freaking monologue during a slideshow explaining in redundant detail everything only obsessive MGS nerds would know. I played the first three MGS games, and even I was lost because the game expected me to know everything and went on despite not a lick of sense being made. Hire a freaking editor and stop having the office nod and go "good job, Kojima-san" while nerds camp outside your office waiting to grovel at your feet.

  Imagine this all going on for 30 minutes at a time, you can pause sure, but you can't have it running in the background because you need to listen to the dialogue to understand what is going on.

  There, that should get me started.

  • Posted Jul 2, 2008 12:51 am PT
  • Category: Games
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