hello!

How are you?

I haven't blogged in a while, and that's probably coz I've been lurking. But now I've got a reason to blog. Two in fact... So keep reading!

I got my results back for my first semester. I passed! Woohoo!! I even managed to get an average of 81%. Not bad, huh? *does the happy dance*

Now on to the two reasons why I'm blogging... If you're reading this on the 10th of July, two of my tvDOTcom buddies are having a birthday! Shazz and Kathy. Now, if you don't know either one of them, go and check out their blogs! They're both amazing woman! Be sure to wish them for their birthdays.

Shazz - yes, I took the chance of getting your wrath, AND that vicious finger waggle - but I think it'll be worth it. Happy Birthday Shazzy! Now I know how you feel about birthdays, so I thought instead of celebrating your birthday, I'll just celebrate YOU! I don't know you that well Shazz, but what I know so far is that you are an amazing woman! I admire you for many reasons. You're so caring and have a big heart! You're one of a kind.

Kathy, my friend with the (mutual) SW obsession! Happy birthday! I hope your boys are spoiling you today! You deserve it! You're an amazing mom, and you're such a special friend! I'm so glad we're friends! You're AWESOME!!

I found this, and thought it was somewhat appropriate. And, worth a read.

A strong woman

is one who feels deeply
and loves fiercely.
Her tears flow just
as abundantly as her laughter.
She is not afraid to be afraid.

A strong woman
is both soft and powerful.
She takes compliments to heart
and treats herself
like the queen that she is.

A strong woman
is equally visionary and decisive.
She is able to hope
when things look hopeless.
She is both practical and spiritual.

A strong woman
in her essence
is a gift to all the world.

Today's tv question: Who are your favourite tv siblings from any tv show?

Today's fact: Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!

Today's about you question: Have you met anyone famous? And/or do you have any autographs of famous people?

Today's thought: Be yourself...everyone else is already taken.

**hugs**
-Sassy

How are you?

So incase you've been wondering where I've been, I've been busy with TAFE (college). Now I've finished my first semester. But I only get my results on the 25th. Waiting sucks! I had four subjects, and had to do essays and presentations for each one of them. And if that wasn't enough, I had exams too! Lucky me. But now I'm on HOLIDAY!! Woohoo!! *does the happy dance*

Sorry for not visiting your blogs lately. (See above) But I'm trying to catch up, and visit as many blogs as I can. Hope you understand. So, how's everything with you been? And what have you been doing?

HUMOUR FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS):

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A.
The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
A will is a dead giveaway.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France , resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
A calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture: a jab well done.

In the Sass corner this blog:

**extra hugs to La** - you know why. Missed you buddy.
Mouche - hope you have a FABULOUS trip! Just know you will be missed.
Suze + Sal - still wish I could also be there this weekend. But have fun!
Tam - miss you buddy! And all your purple stuff.
Rocio - thank you! I knew you could do it. Now it's Alice's turn.
Ashley - welcome back!

Today's tv question: Without giving any spoilers away, what has been the best season final that you've seen on a tv show this year?

Today's fact: A cucumber is 96% water.

Today's about you question: Have you met anyone from tvDOTcom? And/or do you have any plans to meet anyone from tvDOTcom in the future?

Today's thought: Life is only travelled once. Today's moment becomes Tomorrow's memory. Enjoy every moment good or bad because, the gift of life is LIFE itself.

**hugs**
-Sassy

How are you?

As some of you know, today (the 13th of May) is Suze's birthday. What most of you don't know, is it's also La's birthday. I dedicate this blog to the two VERY wonderful, Aussie ladies!! I would've done this blog sooner in the day, but I was having problems with tvDOTcom. Anyone else having problems as well?

La!!
I hope you've had an awesome day! You rock! And thanks for being such a cool friend. Oh, and letting me chat to you about Sociology! No1 in my cla$$ understands, so it's good to have SOMEONE that I can talk to about. So thanks for that! You're awesome! Don't forget it.

Suze!!
Hope you too have had an awesome birthday dolly!! I'm sitting here at TAFE, and I wonder what would tvDOTcom be like without you. And truth be told, I don't think it would be as awesome!! You Suzify my blogs, and you add Jensen (and JM) to your blogs! What more could a girl want? Ok, and yes, you're AWESOME!!
So, does everyone know how old our Suze is? Highlight the text bellow to find out:
Mwhaha! Did ya really think I was going to give away that sort of information? Keep on dreaming! hehe

I thought I'd add something about being an Australian. (seeing as how the two birthday gals are both Australian.) So I hope all you Aussies will appreciate this. And if you have NO idea what's going on, just think how I feel.

You know you're Australian when...

1. You're familiar with Neighbours, Home and Away, Playschool, A Country Practice, Norman Gunston, Barry Humphries, Blue Heelers, Ray Martin, Bert Newton, Lisa McCune, Jon Burgess, Number 96, Molly Meldrum, Kerry O'Brien, and of course, Kerry Packer and Rupert Murdoch.

2. You know that Burger King doesn't exist. It's Hungry Jacks.

3. You know that snow is a memorable and freakish occurrence. Sometimes it's even fake.

4. You know the difference between thongs and a G-banger

5. You know that "stubbies" are either short shorts or small beer bottles, a "gimp", "bogan" or "geezer" is a random idiot, someone in trouble is in "strife" and you're liable to burst out laughing whenever you hear of Americans "rooting" for something.

4. You know how to abbreviate every word, all of which usually end in -o: arvo, combo, garbo, kero, lezzo, metho, milko, muso, rego, servo, smoko, speedo, righto etc.

5. You know that some ppl pronounce "Australia" like "Strayla" and that's ok.

6. You know that there is a universal place called "woop woop" located in the middle of nowhere... no matter where you actually are.

7. You know that while we call our friends 'mates', we don't use terms like 'shiela' and 'shrimp on the barbie', contrary to popular belief.

8. You know that none of us actually drink Fosters beer because it tastes like sh!t. But we let the world think we do. Because we can.

9. You know that if a man has sex with another man, he's a homosexual, and (until recently), a criminal in Tasmania

10. You resent people who succeed over others- everyone should do the same thing, so we all get a "fair go"; a kind of 'American-dream' in reverse. This is why we actively like not liking Americans.

11. You've seen Gallipoli, Crocodile Dundee, Young Einstein, Muriel's Wedding, The Castle, Beneath Clouds, Strictly Ballroom, 40,000 Horsemen, and maybe even Wolf Creek.

12. It makes you happy when someone in Hollywood is actually Australian... Mel Gibson, Nicole Kidman, Russle Crowe, Cate Blanchett, Baz Luhrman, Elle MacPherson, Olivia Newton-John, Midnight Oil, ACDC, INXS, Greg Norman, Cathy Freeman, Dawn Fraser, Pat Rafter, Ian Thorpe...

13. One word: Skippy.

14. You know that Sydney 2000 was one of our proudest moments in history. We just rock.

15. You know that you are not going to die of cholera or other Third World diseases (remote Aboriginal communities are a different matter)

16. You know our country has never been conquered by a foreign nation (you don't count 1788 ).

17. We know that the Metric system will always be better than anything inches, feet, pounds and farenheit will ever offer

18. You drive on the left-hand side of the road.

19. If you're a pedestrian and cars are stopped at a red light, you will fearlessly cross the street in front of them. 'Hit and runs' just aren't cricket. Because aussies stick together.

20. You think of Australia as being somewhat out of place within the Asia-Pacific region; surrounded by unstable ex-colonial nations who regard you as racist, imperialist, and unfairly wealthy.

21. You know that New Zealanders are basically our naive country cousins, who have a weird fush-and-chups accent, and for some bizzare reason, think that they invented pavlova. Bastards. They are to be pitied and laughed at. They have no hope of gaining the upper hand in the endless sporting rivalry between our two nations.

22. You know that you can't eat Fantales alone... Otherwise who will you play the 'Who am I...' game with when you're reading the wrapper?

23. You know that Sydney should be the capital because Canberra is a hole.

24. You know that Americans think we're all Steve Irwin clones. And crickey, they couldn't be more wrong.

25. You know that Lawyers wear wigs and gowns. And we make it look good.

26. You have some time in your life slept with Aeroguard on in the summer. Maybe even as perfume.

27. You feel obliged to spread salty black stuff that looks like congealed motor oil on bread... and actually grow to like it. You've also squeeze Vegemite through Vita Wheats to make little Vegemite worms.

28. You believe that democracy means the freedom to draw caricatures of good ol' Johnny Howard

29. You think footballers dressing up in drag on TV is funny (but your son being gay isn't).

30. You have the ability to compress several words into one - ie 'g'day' and 'd'reckn?'. This allows more space for profanities.

31. You've ever used the words - tops, ripper, sick, mad, rad, sweet - to mean good. And then you place 'bloody' in front of it when you REALLY mean it.

32. You know that the barbeque is a political arena; the person holding the tongs is always the boss and usually a man. And the women make the salad.

33. The private lives of footy and cricket players become more important than local and national news stories.

34. You say 'no worries' quite often, whether you realise it or not.

35. You know what fairy bread tastes like, and you can't imagine your childhood without it.

36. You know the first verse to the national anthem, but still don't know what "girt" means. And you're ok with that.

37. You've drank your tea/coffee/milo through a tim tam.

38. You know that backyard cricket is a nice way to bond with family and the rubbish bin. And the 'one bounce, one hand' rule always applies.

39. You know that we are home to the just about all of the world's deadliest of animals. That's why if anybody messes with us we'll get some funnel webs on their asses.

40. You see people walking bare-foot on the sidewalk and don't scorn.... because you're doing it too.

41. You know what trop-fest is and it makes you happy.

42. Sausage rolls and meat pies. End of story.

43. You firmly believe that in the end, everything will be ok and have offered advice that included the words, "she'll be right, mate".

44. You have a story that somehow involves an excessive consumption of goon... but you can't remember.

45. You own a Bond's chesty. In several different colours.

46. You've ordered a steak the size as your head and only paid $5 at your local RSL

47. You know that Italy should never have been granted that fateful kick in the 2006 Soccer World Cup.

48. You know how to slip, slop, slap like it's nobody's business.

49. You've heard the Prime Minister dismiss anyone who disagrees with him simply as 'un-Australian', and that's enough to make us sit down and shut up.

50. You know that the value of a public holiday is measured in terms of alchohol. God bless the queen and her 4-day birthday.

**hugs**
-Sassy

How are you?

So a couple of people pointed out that my last blog was done over a month ago - guess that means it was time for a new one! And here it is. (Like my blog title says )

Where have I been for a month - want to know? Doing homework of all things! And doing research for my homework. Who would've thought that TAFE could be such hard work? The only time I've have to come onto tvDOTcom, is before cla$$, so yeah, you guessed it, I've been lurking! Sorry about that people. How's everything with YOU been?

Can you tell the difference between a horse and a frog?
Watch closely...

Worth a read:

There have been times in my life when all seemed lost. Life just wasn't worth living through another day. Then you need to remember things that are important to you.

For as low as we fall there is always something or someone, somewhere to help pull you back from the deep pits of darkness. Once you feel yourself slipping grab onto that something or someone.

We wonder why life has given us such a bad deal. That is not the question. Love, Hope, and Faith will guide us.
Look around and find the things you need to live for.
If we look hard enough, we will find the place we need to be.

Hold on for your loved ones, hold on for yourself. Make the most of what you have. Give the most that you can, Love the best that you can, and never lose hope.

Each morning that you wake up, Thank God you are still alive, to live another day to find your way. Life is truly worth living for, if you look. Find that place you need to be and just hold on.

If anyone knows where I can buy this program from, please let me know. I think it might come in handy for my homework.

Woohoo! There are new episodes of SUPERNATURAL and ONE TREE HILL again! Ok ok, and some other funky shows. So, anyone else wanna do the happy dance?

And now in the Sass corner, there's

*extra hugs* to Shazz - you know why
Suze - hope you feel better soon *hugs*
Sal and Tam - hope you two come BACK soon
Shiran - hope your knee gets better, and your job stops sucking
Kathy - still need to hear you
Amy - you also get some extra *hugs* - and thanks for teaching me new things! hehe
Mouche - for keeping me happy with "the boys"
Sarah - you can do it! It's just a week and a bit to go.
Fieke - just because
Chrissy - CONGRATS!!! And good luck with your exams
Nats - I'm soo excited dude!! *clap clap*
And everyone else - thanks for stopping by!!

Oh, and last but not least, tomorrow (26th April) is Hayley's birthday! She'll be 20!

Hope you have an AWESOME day Hayls buddy! And take pics of M20 for me! Love ya!!

Eye candy anyone? It's Milo Ventimiglia (Hayls, sorry, you couldn't have JL coz he's still Shiran's. So MV will have to do. )

How are you?

Ok, so I'v.e sort of gone AWOL on everyone, and I do apologise for that. I've been so busy with TAFE (like College), I hardly have any spare time now days. And TAFE is hard work! Who would've guessed? I now have homework to do. And what's more fun than homework you ask? Research for homework! FUN FUN FUN!

Wanna know what subjects I'm doing at TAFE? Well, I'll tell you anyways. hehe I'm doing Criminology, Psychology, Sociology and Communications. And what a lot of work it is! I'm enjoying it, but not the work load. But hey! What can you do?

Oh, and I thought I'd add that there are only 10 of us full time students in my cla$$. And then there are another 3 girls that come on different days as part time students. It's pretty awesome having such a small cla$$!

So again, I apologise for not being here as often as I would like to be. But I hope you understand. Also, I'm sorry for not commenting on your blogs.

This quiz stolen from both Suze and Susi. Thank you ladies.

RULES: Only answer in pictures...go to photobucket and type in your answer...pretty easy...thing is you can only use the first page...have fun!

1. What's your name?

(But please call me Sassy)

2. Favourite food type?

3. Relationship status?

4. Celebrity Crush?

5. Fave Show?

^^That's of all time

^^That's currently

6. A band you like?

7. What did you have for breakfast?

^^They were from Mc Donalds

8. One thing you're wearing?

9. Fave colour?

10. One word to describe you?

11. Your thoughts on the last person you were with?

12. Electronic you personally love?

13. Fun thing you did in the past three months?

^^Not exactly fun, but hey! It's been the highlight of this year for me, going to TAFE.

14. Song you currently have stuck in your head?

^^It's Everything by LIFEHOUSE

Eye candy anyone? Thought I'd had someone from LOST for a change. The YUMMY Josh Halloway.

Today's tv question: What is the best episode of a show you've watched THIS year?

Today's fact: No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

Today's about you question: Do you have a nickname? If so, what is it?

**hugs**
--Sassy

How are you?

Well, my computer likes me again, and is running normally again. *does the happy dance* I hate being offline for a while, I always feel like I miss so much here. And I do!! *sobs*

Anyways... I went to orientation last week at TAFE. Was sort of boring. *yawns* But to make a long story short, instead of starting TAFE yesterday, (Monday)I only start on the 11th. Or, more accurately, I only have to go for course information (eg timetables) on Tuesday the 11th. So.. I've feeling a little bit in the dark. But hey! At least I've still got this week off. Right? I shall let you all know more information as soon as I have it.

Worth a read:

The Pastors A$$

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.

The local paper read: PASTOR'S A$$ OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S A$$.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline
the next day:NUN HAS BEST A$$ IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have toget rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS A$$ FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buyback the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER A$$ IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life! Stop worrying about everyone else's a$$ and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Eye candy (for Shiran) James Lafferty from OTH.

On the 6th of Feb, it is Shiran's (-watchmewatchu-) birthday. She'll be 22.

Buddy, hope you have a great day! And may this year be the best yet. It will be if you get butt to Aus! hehe. So, let's hope you're able to post yourself asap. YOU'RE AWESOME!! Love you dude.

Today's tv question: What subplot would you change in any show IF you could? (ie Cordy and Angel falling in love just never worked for me. Like oops? )

Today's fact: In 1892 Italy raised the minimum age for marriage for girls - to 12.

Today's about you question: What is your favourite book? And who is your favourite author?

Today's thought: Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces to their hearts.

**Hugs**
-Sassy

HeY there!

How you doing today?

Well, long story short, my pc is REALLY slow. I have trouble connecting to the Internet. So, that's why I haven't bee on here the last couple of days. Unfortunately, my pc will only be faster on the 3rd. So I have no choice but to wait.

Anyways, I wanted to post this blog to tell you all that. I'm not lurking, just not able to be here as much as what I would like to be. So, I'm sorry for not commenting on your blogs, will be able to do that when my pc is faster. Watch out. Oh, and this is NOT one of my usual blogs, as you can already tell. I'm not able to log onto photobucket at the moment! Stupid pc! So no eye candy either. Sorry!

In other news (sounding a wee bit like a news report there) my news from my previous blog is that I got accepted into TAFE (basically a college for those of you wondering. ) Well, the kinks have been ironed out, and I'm going! *does the happy dance* I start on the 4th. Suze, you curious dolly you, I'm going to be doing the Criminal Justice course.

Oh, and thanks to an AWESOME friend of mine, I've been able to FINALLY watch the fourth season of ONE TREE HILL! Woohoo! (Thank you buddy.)I also found out that the fourth season will only be released here on the 4th of June. Talk about a long wait! Luckily, I don't have to wait anymore! Yippee! Also, I've become a Leyton fan, something I never thought I'd be. Now I just want to watch season FIVE! But please, don't give me any spoilers.

And finally, it's such a pity Heath Ledger died. It's always a pity when someone dies. But I feel so sorry for his poor little daughter. It's tragic actually. I know I'm going to miss Heath Ledger and his movies. He was a great actor.

Now I'm going to go before my computer freezes AGAIN. Grr!! Evil thing. But I'll be back. Just don't forget about me. Oh, and please don't get mad IF I don't reply to your comments.

Oh, and Sal, I read your comments from your previousblog, just wasn't able to comment. Totally amused me. Thanks for that. So, don't forget, Moonlight is on Wednesday night at 21:30! I'll remind you about it again.

Thanks for reading all of that. And take care of yourself.

**hugs**
-Sassy

Hello!

How are you today?

Ok, so I have no new news to report. Not currently watching any tv shows on dvd. Neither am I doing anything really interesting. I should have some news in a couple of days that I'll be sharing with everyone. But, gotta wait for confirmation first. (confused? Oh well, you'll have to wait to find out what the news is.) hehe

I thought I'd share this with you. It's sort of funny: (PLEASE NOTE: I did NOT add the comments under the headlines... they came with the email.)

THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2007:

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[Imagine that!]

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they fat enough?!]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]

Worth a read: ( I had to make it smaller, hope you can still read it.)

I know it's the new year, and people are always trying to loose weight, or get a make-over, so I thought this was appropriate:

Eye candy:
Jared Padalecki

Today's tv question: Which tv actor/actress works on your nerves?

Today's fact: During the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries in England, egg whites were a popular form of laundry detergent.

Today's about you question: What is your favourite food?

Today's thought:
We never get what we want,
We never want what we get,
we never have what we like,
we never like what we have,
And still we Live & Love.
That'sLife..........

**hugs**
Sassy

How are you?

Well, it's the new year. And I figured it's probably time I do a new blog. So here goes. My computer still doesn't love me as much as it used to, but I'll settle for it liking me at the moment. So YAY!

Here are my wishes for you for this year:

May 2008 mark the beginning of a Tidal Wave of Love, Happiness and Bright Futures.
And to those who need someone special,
may you find that true love;
To those who need money,
may your finances overflow;
To those who need caring,
may you find a good heart;
To those who need friends,
may you meet lovely people.

And if someone stands in the way of any of those, don't be afraid to do this to them:

Ok, so I know there have been tons of new blogs all over the show about new years, and I'm pretty sure you must be so bored about new years blogs and new years resolutions. Well, I'm going to do things a little differently. Here are 18 rules for life. Think about each one. And perhaps make it a guide how to live your life. Not just this one year, but every year.

You tired from reading yet? Your brain hurt too much from thinking? Ok, how about some eye candy?

(Suzammy, you two are NOT allowed NOT to like him. Got it? The man is FINE! Agreed?)

It's Chris Evans (yes, you've probably seen him in Fantastic Four)

Drool bucket anyone? Here, help yourself:

Today's tv question: Who is your favourite tv actor(male) at the moment?

Today's fact: Tequila is made from the root of the blue agave cactus.

Today's about you question: What are your plans for this year? And what do you hope to achieve?

Today's thought: "SUCCESS" is not defined by obtaining everything you want,but by enjoying & appreciating everything you have.

**hugs**
Sassy

How are you?

I wanted to do ablog to let you all know that I'm not going to be online for the next couple of days as much as what I normally am, because I'm having MAJOR computer problems. I'm hoping I'll be able to take it in to get fixed in the coming week. Right now it is oh so slow, can hardly do anything. So please understand if I don't visit your new awesome blogs.

How was your Christmas? Did you get what you wanted? I didn't. I wanted Jensen Ackles, do you think I got him? Heck, I would've even settled for a clone, but no such luck. *pouts* However, I got something close from Shiran. Thanks buddy!

Oh, and I finished watching BtVS this morning. Only took me about three weeks to watch all 144 episodes. It's so sad! I want to know what happens to all of them. Does anyone have the comic books for season 8? Can you tell me what happens? PLEASE!
For anyone wondering, this is how I currently feel because of the whole BtVS ending thing:

Taken from the TV Week for the coming week, there's a poem by Sarah from Bannockburn, Vic called a Super poem (I'm sure you Aussie ladies have seen it) but I thought I'd share it with everyone. So here it is:

There's John, Deand and Sammy, too.
Bobby's friend and part of the crew.
Along the road they fight and kill
the good and evil - it takes a lot of skill.
Yellow Eyes killed Jess, the love of Sam's life.
His future plans were to make her his wife.

John, Sam and Dean hunted Yellow Eyes down.
Yellow Eyes caused havoc, escaped and fled town.
Sam drove to the hospital with an injured John and Dean,
but a truck smashed into them; it was obvious a demon had been.
Dean was struggling; he was fighting for his life.
John made a deal and sacrificed his own life.

Dean was saved but John was killed.
The boys headed off, ready and skilled.
The fought spirits and demons, vampires, too,
a Dijnn and a trickster, each other, too.
Sam turned evil; he became possessed.
Dean fought the demon and did his best.

Then Sam lost his life and Dean was a mess.
He made a deal with the devil and was given a year to live, no less.
Now Sam was alive, ready and well.
Bobby, Sam and Dean sent Yellow Eyes to hell.
Dean grabbed the colt and shot Yellow Eyes in the heart.
Yellow Eyes then died and that was the best part.

But 300 demons came back from hell.
The war has begun, who knows what they stroy will tell?
Now Bob, Same and Dean will be put to the test
to kill the rest of the demons, even if there's no rest.
Supernatural's a show that I really love,
the reasons to why all live above.

This is kinda creepy in a cool kinda way!

Can you judge someone by looking at them?

BY LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF A PERSON, YOU HAVE TO DECIDE IF HE IS A COMPUTER GEEK OR A SERIAL KILLER.

GO WITH YOUR GUT FEELING AND CLICK ON YOUR CHOICE.

THERE ARE 10 PHOTOS. YOUR SCORE WILL BE GIVEN AT THE END.

Go to this site to do the quiz:

http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz

What did you get? I got 7 out of 10.

Eye candy, especially for Kathy.
Shane West

Today's tv question:Who is your least favourite tv character, and why?

Today's fact:The two lines that connect your top lip to the bottom of your nose are known as the philtrum.

Today's about you question: What are your plans for New Years?

Today's thought: Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.

**hugs**
Sassy

How are you doing today?

I can't believe it's Christmas tomorrow. I find myself wondering where time goes to. And I don't think any of us have the answer to that. Anyways, this will be my second christmas in Aus. Last year my brother spent christmas with us, but this yearhe can't make it, ashe had some work commitments so he had to stay in South Africa.

Anyhoo, just wanted to wish you all a VERYmerry Christmas. May you have an awesome time! And get whatever it is that you were hoping for.

You Know You've Had Too Much Christmas Cheer When...

1. You notice your tie sticking out of your fly.
2. Someone uses your tongue for a coaster.
3. You start kissing the portraits on the wall.
4. You see your underwear hanging from the chandelier.
5. You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off.
6. You strike a match and light your nose.
7. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad.
8. You hear someone say, "Call a priest!"
9. You hear a duck quacking and it's you.
10. You complain about the small bathroom after emerging from the closet.
11. You refill your glass from the fish bowl.
12. You tell everyone you have to go home... and the party's at your place.
13. You ask for another ice cube and put it in your pocket.
14. You yawn at the biggest bore in the room... and realize you're in front of the hall mirror.
15. You pick up a roll, and butter your watch.
16. You suggest everyone stand and sing the national budget.
17. You're at the dinner table and you ask the hostess to pass a bedpan.
18. You take out your handkerchief and blow your ear.
19. You tell your best joke to the rubber plant.
20. You realize you're the only one under the coffee table.

Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Snowflakes.

Question: What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Answer: Sandy Claws.

Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Answer: Ribbon hood.

Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Answer: So he can ho-ho-ho.

Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.

Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claustrophobic.

Question: What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
Answer: It was wound up already.

Question: What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
Answer: Forty feet of track - all straight!

Twelve Things You Probably Didn't Know You Could Do With A Fruitcake

1. Paint a few white and place them outside on the grass so people won't park on your lawn.

2. Use it as building material. (This is actually what the Ancient Egyptians used to build the Great Pyramids.)

3. Keep one under your pillow for home defense.

4. Send one to the junk mail company with a note asking them to take you off their list.

5. It's colorful, use it as a Yule Log.

6. Carve the Presidents' faces in it and submit as a science or art project.

7. Give one to your boss and tell him it's a life preserver.

8. Use it as a base for flower arrangements.

9. Donate to the local airport for use as airliner wheel blocks.

10. Grind a few up and give it back to your in-laws in a bag marked "lawn fertilizer."

11. For a community project, sink a few in the ocean and build an artificial reef.

12. Tie one to each foot when you walk through deep snow to keep your feet dry.

And last, but in no means least, I want to wish Ashleigh (Foxy) a very happy birthday for tomorrow. And, of coarse the rocking Kdt. Kdt, love the SPN motivators. Keep them coming.
Hope the two of you have a merry christmas AND a beautiful birthday.

**hugs**
Sassy

How are you?

I've been online these last couple of days, just been preoccupied with some stuff and Buffy, the vampire slayer. I'm now on the 6th season. I love this show! So, I've been like Steph, and just been lurking around. Sorry about that. I do try and make it around to as many blogs as I can when I am online.

Worth a read:
If you are quick to take offence, then you'll be under the control of those who you find offensive.
If you are easily angered, then your actions will be dictated by those who anger you.
If you are obsessed by what other people think, then you will be imprisoned by their thoughts .
If you yearn for easy answers and quick solutions, you'll fall prey to people who offer you nothing but promises .
If you find the truth too difficult to bear, you'll be enslaved to those who tell you what you want to hear .
When you have the courage to think for yourself, the strength to accept what is,
The commitment and discipline to make a difference, then you are free .
You are truly free to live with purpose, joy and fulfilment.
Let your life be defined, not by reactions to what others do,
Say, or think but rather your own unique vision.
Raise your eyes above the pettiness and follow the path of the greatness that is within you .

Christmas Quiz I Stole from Tam.

Welcome to the Christmas edition of getting to know your friends.

1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? Wrapping paper

2. Real tree or artificial? Fake

3. When do you put up the tree? Normally on the 1st of December.

4. When do you take the tree down? Normally on the 1st of January.

5. Do you like eggnog? Never tried it.

6. Favorite gift received as a child?My Barbies

7. Do you have a nativity scene? Nope.

8. Hardest person to buy for? My brother.

9. Easiest person to buy for? My sister.

10. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? A really horrid looking dress.

11. Mail or email Christmas cards? Both.

12. Favorite Christmas movie? Does Love Actually count?

13. When do you start shopping for Christmas? Round about Christmas time.

14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? Nope.

15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas Dinner? Roast lamb.

16. Clear lights or coloured on the tree? Coloured.

17. Favorite Christmas song? Don't have one.

18. Travel for Christmas or stay home?Er, home. But I'd prefer to spend chrismas in South Africa.

19. Can you name all of Santa's' reindeer? Nope. Is that a crime?

20. Angel on the treetop or a star? Star. (Nats let me know what happened to the Angel ontop of the tree )

21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? Christmas morning.

22. Most annoying thing about this time of the year? Repeated christmas songs at stores.

23. What do you love most about Christmas? The decorations and the feeling of Christmas.

Eye candy - Jensen Ackles:

Today's tv question: Who are your five favourite male characters?

Today's fact: A fingernail or toenail takes about 6 months to grow from base to tip.

Today's about you question: What are your plans for Christams?

Today's thought: Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them.

**hugs**
Sassy.

HeY all!

Yes, you're right, this is NOT my normal blog. Been thinking about something, and now I want your opinions, thoughts and two cents worth.

What phrases do not make much sense to you?
ie, Why do we say you sleep like a baby, when a baby only sleeps for like two or three hours at a time?

Got any other wacky expressions or phrases that you'd like to share? Please do!

Thanks.

**hugs**
Sassy

How are you today?

I know it's been a while since I last did a blog, so yes, Suze, Shiran, Fieke and everyone else that wanted to know when I'm doing a new blog, here it is. I've started watching BUFFY, the vampire slayer, and already almost finished the third season. That's why I've taken my shweet time doing a new blog. I've been to busy watching Buffy. Like oops? So, two seasons finished, five more to go.

I just found out that ER comes back on next week Wednesday! FIANLLY! WOOHOO! And, BONES also comes back this week Thursday. YeY!

Another one of my emails I want to share with you:
Try to resist moving quickly. Look at each picture, try to determine what it represents, and then look at the answer below the picture. (you'll need to highlight the text)

Card Shark

Assaulted peanut

Dandy lions

Doctor Pepper

Tap dancers

Knight mare

The King of Pop

Light Beer

Pool table

Eggplant

Hol e Milk

I pod

Pod

Today's tv question: What are your thoughts on LOST? Have you lost the plot? Or do you watch it religiously each week?

Today's fact: Vanilla is the extract of fermented and dried pods of several species of orchids.

Today's about you question: What is your favourite fast food restaurant?

Today's thought: It takes both rain and sunshine to make a rainbow.

**hugs**
Sassy

How are you today?

Life for me is great at the moment. Besides for being on this wonderful website a lot of the time, I also like to play around on Facebook. It's fantastic! I've been able to get in touch with people that I went to primary school with, and also people that I lost contact with over the years. It's been interesting to learn about what they've been up to, and what they're now doing with their lives. Yesterday, one of my ex's contacted me on Facebook. It's soo good to hear from him. (Him and I broke up because he had to move away. So we remained friends, but lost contact.) So, now you can imagine how good it is to hear from him. And yes, I realize this is not my normal blog greeting, but I felt like sharing this bit of info with you. Just felt like putting it out there.

Anyways, I'm still watching the second season of Boston Legal. But I've only got 7 episodes left. So, now I've got to start thinking about what to watch next. The options are: Buffy, Supernatural season 2,the Gilmore Girls and/or Smallville. I've seen all of them before, but feel like watching it again. Anyone else think I watch too much tv?

Bee

Bee busy
Doing what you love to do.

Bee true
To yourself and your dreams.

Bee sure
To taste the sweetness of each day.

Bee silly
Giggle lots...take off and play.

Bee Bold
Enough to trust your wings and fly.

Bee-lieve
In the good things in life.

Bee Happy
Keep your outlook bright and sunny.

And always
Bee Yourself.

Can I intrest you in some milo?
Anyone? Here we go:

Not what you had in mind? Really? ~innocent face~
Ok, how about some MiloVentimigliathenl?
He gets to be the eye candy.

Worth a read:

Today's tv question: Who are your favourite 4 female tv characters?

Today's fact: Mosquitos prefer blonds to brunettes, and children to adults. They also dislike citronella because it irritates their feet.

Today's about you question: What are your hobbies?

Today's thought:
No one falls in love by choice, it is by CHANCE.
No one stays in love by chance, it is by WORK.
And no one falls out of love by chance, it is by CHOICE.

**hugs**
Sassy

How are you doing today?

Life on my part of the world is good. Got nothing to complain about. I've finished watching Dark Angel, and am now watching Boston Legal, the second season on dvd. I love this show! It's my guilty pleasure. Do you watch it?

Po Taters - which one are you?

Some people never seem motivated to participate,
but are just content to watch while others do the work.
They are called "Spec Taters".

Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted
at finding fault with the way others do the work.
They are called "Comment Taters".

Some people are very bossy and like to tell others what
to do, but don't want to soil their own hands.
They are called "Dick Taters".

Some people are always looking to cause problems by
asking others to agree with them. It is too hot or too cold, too sour or to sweet. They ?are called "Agie Taters".

There are those who say they will help, but somehow
just never get around to actually doing the promised help.
They are called "Hezzie Taters".

Some people can put up a front and pretend to be
someone they are not.
They are called "Immy Taters".

Then there are those who love others and do what they
say they will. They are always prepared to stop whatever they are doing and lend a helping hand. They bring real sunshine into the lives of others.They are called
"Sweet PO Taters".

happy birthday
to Ana!


Anyone want to join in the happy dance for Ana?

Today's eye candy is Wentworth Miller. It's especially for all of the Wenty gals:Ana,Nats, Mscraftee, Hayley, Shiran, and Fieke.

Don't like Wenty? Ok, here's a pic or 2of Jensen then.

Today's tv question: Out of all the endings to a tv show you've seen so far, which has been your favourite, and your least favourite? And why?

Today's fact: Sharks never get sick - they are immune to every known disease including cancer.

Today's personal question: Which parts of the world have you travlled to?

Today's thought: It's better to look stupid and keep your mouth closed than to open it and prove it.

**hugs**
Sassy

How are you doing today?

I know a couple of my friends here on tv.com are a bit under the weather, so I thought I'd do a blog to cheer them up. (Suze, Sal, here's to you )
[edit: so they're not feeling ill, but just upset]
Hope this gives everyone something to think about:

Blessed
If you woke up this morning
with more health than illness,
you are more blessed than the
million who won't survive the week.

If you have never experienced
the danger of battle,
the loneliness of imprisonment,
the agony of torture or
the pangs of starvation,
you are ahead of 20 million people
around the world.

If you attend a church meeting
without fear of harassment,
arrest, torture, or death,
you are more blessed than almost
three billion people in the world.

If you have food in your refrigerator,
clothes on your back, a roof over
your head and a place to sleep,
you are richer than 75% of this world.

If you have money in the bank,
in your wallet, and spare change
in a dish someplace, you are among
the top 8% of the world's wealthy.

If you hold up your head with a smile
on your face and are truly thankful,
you are blessed because the majority can,
but most do not.

If you can hold someone's hand, hug them
or even touch them on the shoulder,
you are blessed because you can
offer God's healing touch.

If you can read this message,
you are more blessed than over
two billion people in the world
that cannot read anything at all.

You are so blessed in ways
you may never even know.

I felt like being different, so I've some David Boreanaz to this blog.

PLEASANT THOUGHT
There are only 7 of these left this year!

Today's tv question: Which shows are you currently addicted to?

Today's fact: A person in a sealed room would die of carbon dioxide poisoning, rather than oxygen deprivation.

Today's personal question: What time zone do you live in? (GMT)
[edit, if you're an Aussie, and live in VIC, NSW, ACT or Queensland, then you are currently GMT +11 ]

Today's thought: Life is about change. Sometimes it's painful. Sometimes it's beautiful. Most of the time it's both.

*hugs*
Sassy