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Welcome All Thanks for stopping by and checking out my profile and leaving comments...
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3Jul 09
This has just been my week of mixed emotion, I haven't been able to finish writing my apa paper for school due to the events that taken place so I have to express my feeling somewhere. Lets start it off with the biggest News:
1. Sad-Michael leaving this world to dwell in a better place, everyday since his passing away, its been non-stop Michael Jackson music in my house, me and my sister have been dancing and singing from the time we wake up. I didn't believe it at first and I still can't wrap my head around such talent being gone but I've remembered this same feeling when Tupac Shakur passed so I know Michael will forever be remembered.
2. Happy-Ginuwine new CD A man's thoughts, just hit the self at every store and his current single "Last Chance" just peaked top ten R&B song on Billboard Charts. Being a big fan, this is the news you want to hear because I feel Ginuwine deserves it, he sings his heart out, if you haven't heard about him then your missing out big time.
3. Sad-L.A. Lakers who just won there 15th title, just let my man Trevor Ariza go to sign to the Houston Rockets. Now if you saw these recent playoffs then you remember the steals Ariza made, the defense Ariza played and the 3 point shots he knocked down, over and over so I wanted him back because he fits the Lakers like a glove. However his Agent mislead Trevor from signing with the Lakers saying Trevor didn't feel he was respeted or given enough love by the Lakers. But thats Ok Lakers will be fine because they did one better so bye-bye Trevor, eventhough you will be missed.
4. Happy-Ron Artest, just when you think your team would stay together, here comes Ron Artest signing with the Lakers. What can I say I wasn't expecting it and I hope he fits in. Is he better then Ariza? OF COURSE so if he fills the shoes Ariza lefted and does more then Ariza I will be way happy.
5. Sad-I was in NY but since I moved to GA, I won't be able to catch Ginuwines mini tour stop in NY so I'm very angry right now that I live here in GA where Ginuwine isn't likely to stop.
Just a week of mixed emotions can't even think for a second I will be OK because I know something else is bound to make me feel a way one of these days.
Thanks for reading.
- Posted Jul 3, 2009 2:36 am PT
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17Dec 08
Hey All
Sports-
My Lakers are off to a good start as far as their record says 21-3 but I think they could be better offensivly and defensivly. We play Miami(12/19) next and I hope we come out and play like an elite team and not like a up and coming team. Lakers have lost to the Pacers and the Sacramento Kings, if you've seen them play you would know that they play like garbage against garbage teams and great against great teams, its early but the Lakers don't play desperate like they want another title, they play like they can turn it on and off when they feel like it while Boston is lighting teams up like they want another championship. So Dec 25 will be a big test to see if this team is ready because they will face the Cetlics and they must win that game in order for me to believe they are really in it to win it all.
TV-
Shows I don't watch, Heros is one of them WHY???? because I feel its just like superman but with lots more people with powers so to me there is no reason to watch Smallville and Heros.
My shows that are ending, Knight Rider, I really don't know why this show is ending but I wish it was staying because I enjoy the Cast, the missions, the action and the remake becuase unlike some remakes 90210, Knight Rider is pretty good.
TV.com's new look is great and much improved I give it an A+
PEACE OUT AND THANKS FOR READING.
- Posted Dec 17, 2008 4:45 pm PT
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4Oct 08
Hey Everyone
It's been awhile since I blogged, since then my Lakers lost in the finals
, I got a new job 
, TV shows have returned 
and a big election is ahead of us 
so I will be giving my opinion on those topics.........Election 08
All I have to say is make sure you VOTE and make sure you are voting for the right person so engulf yourself in where both candidats stand on the issues that effect you, make sure you get the truth on those issues and how they really will effect you if that President were to take office and definatly make sure they will change for the better and not the worse.
My Job
Well it sucks when your new on the job and don't have any authority so you have to take what they give you and if you protest you get fired so I'm wondering what ya'll think I should do protest or be quiet???
TV
90210- I tried to watch it but it wasn't working for me but they did put in a great effort to link the show to the old show so if I had to give it a grade so far it would be a C- for nice try.
Smallville- Seems to be fading as the shows goes on so I'm keeping an eye out for it but it is still one of the shows I am watching on a regular so if I had to grade it I would give it a B- for needs improvement.
Amazing Race 13- Just started so I'm excited to see what they make the contestants do next and so far out of the new group I see no dominate group who may win it all so right now the race is even.
Supernatural- Just when you thought Dean was dead they pull the Angel trick on us and it worked because the show just got that more interesting and I'm excited so I gotta give it an A+ for unexpected greatness.
Terminator Sarah Conor Chronicles- I'm sitting back and enjoying this show because I want to get all the details and I want to know all the information on what happens next because I know the New Terminator movie is coming out and I wonder if the movie's future will coincide with the TV's verision of the future; like John's uncle are they gonna have that in the movie so the show is good with the action and stuff but I'm really into the details so I give the show an A for great.
One Tree Hill- OOHH was I worried about nanny Karen and her kidnapping Jamie well I'm glad it is over and the crazy lady is gone but they could of dragged it out longer because it was anticipated drama so I can't wait to see what mess they come up with next. Gotta give it a B for a good show.
CSI Miami and NY- Crime Scene Investigation at it's best, every time I tune in to the shows they don't disappoint with the action and I find myself intrigued in solving the crimes before they do so giving them both an A.
Criminal Minds- Solving Crimes by studying the criminal. Another great show I watch on a regular and it gives everyone alot of insite to what some FBI agents do. Gotta give it an A also. So check them out when you can.
Entry #2 will focus on shows I ain't watching......until then Peace Out
- Posted Oct 4, 2008 11:31 pm PT
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23Jun 08
Hey All
Lets Start with the Jokes Enjoy.
Joke 1
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper
ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any
man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you
cannot go back down except to exit the
building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . . On
the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love
kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the
housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the
fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
exit the building, and have a nice day!Small Town Cop
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Quiet!" snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say..."
"And I said be quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you, the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the guy in the cell. "I'm the groom."Now they call it an Epic fall and I call it just the beginning.
The L.A. Lakers got stomped on and lose badly in 6 games to the Boston Celtics and of course me being an L.A. Lakers fan, I picked them to win in 6 games but ooohhhh was I wrong but instead of people giving the young Laker team credit for atleast making it to the Finals and going through the hostile West, everyone is calling it an Epic Fall and How this proves beyond any doubt that Kobe can't carry his team to victory in the Finals and he ain't MJ material.
NEWS FLASH PEOPLE......
Kobe was never Jordan and never will be Jordan, they are two different people in two different eras with two different teams so stop the comparision. Kobe is Kobe and MJ is MJ. Kobe doesn't wake up every day and say I wonder what Mike will do next. Kobe wants to be great like Mike but he doesn't want to be him and thats what everyone needs to know and understand. Kobe isn't here to dethrone Jordan as the best Kobe is here to just put his stamp on the game of basketball and be the best he can be and win Championships. I wonder what everyone will call it next year when Phil Jackson reaches his 10th title and Kobe wins more championships and remember this at least Kobe can get those accolades what are you being compared to?????
Peace Out and Thanks for Reading
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- Posted Jun 23, 2008 6:36 pm PT
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9Jun 08
My Lakers are down 0-2 to the Boston Celtics and everyone is giving the Boston's Defense so MUCH credit and to some extent I will also because I didn't expect the Lakers to be in this hole and I had them winning this series in 6. To me the Lakers are the better team, we have everything covered from top to bottom on our roster and for us to be in this hole has me wondering.
Game 1. Lakers in control until Pierce's injury comeback and 2 back to back 3 pointers that killed all the momentum in game one and Celtics take game 1 and I was like ok the Lakers can get the next game, no big deal Pierce's comeback won't happen in game 2 and we should be fine. OOOHHH was I wrong.
Game 2. Lakers rolling to start but here come the refs with their whistles killing the Lakers momentum, Celtics catch up go on their own run. Kobe goes to the bench after picking up 2 tickie tack fouls on offense and defense. Then here comes the benches and Loen Powe putting on a free throw clinic in 15 minutes of playing time. Lakers fall behind by 24 and its looks like they are done for the night but no the Lakers try to make a come back to win the game but in the end the free throws disparity in the game was too much for the Lakers to overcome. Many say oohhh well the Lakers didn't get any calls because they didn't go to the basket and only settled for jumpers. Well I tell them thats a bunch of BULL because if you watched this game and say the Lakers never went to the hole then you are a fool, the Lakers weren't getting the calls when they were going to the hole.
Others will say well it was the home court advantage and it's been happening this whole post season and I'll say yeah I can't wait to see the Boston fans disgusted after game 3 when the refs call no calls for them.
They say the Lakers weren't agressive enough and their defense is non-existant and I will ask them with the way the calls were going how agressive do you think the Lakers were gonna get??? The more calls against you the Less agressive you get. Boston won the game at the free throw line, are you gonna tell me thats fair and are you gonna tell me that it was the Bostons D and are you gonna tell me the better team is winning because they got more calls and went to the free throw line??????????????
To me the refs hold to much in their hands in these games and the NBA is not letting the talent be displayed and they aren't letting the better team show. It ain't the Bostons D folks and it ain't the D the Lakers ain't got it's the refs. 10 free throws to 28 are you really gonna tell me game 3 was even????? A foul is a foul any where on the floor call it evenly or don't call it at all thats all I'm saying
GO LAKERS WIN THE THREE GAMES IN L.A........
- Posted Jun 9, 2008 11:07 pm PT
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30Mar 08
Hey All
New Jokes in my blog for ya'll to enjoy and I reach level 13, which I think I will be on for quite awhile.
The Time
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
Secret To Success
A young man asked an old rich guy how he made his money. The old guy said, "Well, son, it was 1932, the depths of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for 10 cents. The next morning, I invested those 10 cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 p.m. for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of a $1.37. Then my wife's father died and left us 10 million dollars."
The Test
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the department manager. Upon completion of the test, both men missed only one of the questions.
The manager went to the first applicant and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the job to the other applicant."
"And why would you be doing that? We both got nine questions correct," asked the rejected applicant.
"We have based our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed," said the department manager.
"And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?" the rejected applicant inquired.
"Simple," said the department manager, "Your fellow applicant answered question #5, 'I don't know.' You answered, 'Neither do I.'"Peace Out
- Posted Mar 30, 2008 2:16 am PT
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12Mar 08
A few Jokes just to update my blog and glad that ya'll enjoy them and pass the jokes around.
Two Nuns
A rather drunk man was walking along the street one day. He was staggering quite a bit and made two nuns that were approaching him very nervous, so the two nuns split apart and one walked to the man's left and one walked to the man's right.
After the nuns were past the man, he turned around and said, "Now how in the hell did she do that?"The Maid
A guy dials his home phone number and a strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid," answers the woman.
"We don't have a maid," says the man.
The woman says, "I was hired this morning by the lady of the house."
The man says, "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
The woman replies, "She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming and says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
The maid says, "What will I have to do?"
The man tells her, "I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with."
The maid puts the phone down and the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots. The maid comes back to the phone, "What do I do with the bodies?"
The man says, "Throw them in the swimming pool."
Puzzled, the maid answers, "But you don't have a pool."
The man pauses for a moment and says, "Ummmm... Is this 567-5309?"Family Joke
Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can`t think of anything I need. $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on
The Reply:
Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love,
DadThanks for reading
Peace Out- Posted Mar 12, 2008 10:02 pm PT
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3Mar 08
Pass the jokes around and thanks for reading this blog.....
A Wife's Revenge
A man goes to see the rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."
"What's wrong?" the rabbi asks.
"My wife is poisoning me." the man replies.
The rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me. What should I do?"
"Tell you what," he says, "Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know." A week later the rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your wife on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?"
The man anxiously says, "Yes."
"Take the poison."A Stiff Drink
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his time at the pub, so one night he took her along. "What'll you have?" he asked.
"Oh ,I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied. So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniels and threw his down in one go. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spit it out.
"Yuck! It's nasty poison!" she sputtered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"
"Well there you go," cried the husband. "And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"Little Johnny was at football practice one day and the coach said
"Who here thinks they can jump higher than the goal posts"
Immediately little Johnny said, "Ooh me sir me"
The coach then said, "But Johnny you are the worst in the team!"
Then Johnny said, "I know, but goalposts can't jump!"A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie. The genie said," I will grant you three wishes and three wishes only." The man thought about his first wish and decided, "I think I want 1 million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank account. POOF! Next he wished for a Ferrari red in color. POOF! There was the car sitting in front of him. He asked for his final wish, " I wish I was irresistible to women." POOF! He turned into a box of chocolates.
Peace Out- Posted Mar 3, 2008 2:37 pm PT
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29Feb 08
Kobe or Lebron?
This has been the question lately on all basketball fans and Basketball media. Before I give you my answer and just want to make some clear reasons for me showing high interest in this issue.
1. I feel it needs to be known everywhere how things can be overlooked and overhyped.
2. Before you give me an answer you should read the facts between the two before making an assumption and you can do that by viewing this link: http://www.respectkobe.com/
3. And I'm tired of the false statments and tired of them being compared and I want everyone to know the truth so they can not deny it anymore.
So who do I pick, you must have some idea by now(I got the Lakers Logo as my profile picture, I purposely have purple letters for the purple and gold Lakers) so of course it's Kobe. Why??? Well Imma give you one answers......He's just better and he better be MVP this year. Well to support my one answer just check out the link and read the facts for yourself and then leave me a comment.
Peace Out
and Thanks for reading- Posted Feb 29, 2008 1:17 pm PT
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22Feb 08
Hey All
I'm making my way through level 12 and it's crazy because I'm not doing much but I am moving along quite nicely and this level feels the same as every other level so I think there should be some kind of exclusive thing you reach or get access to every time you reach a new level then it would feel like something new each time around. Also a Joke below enjoy.
Blonde Driver
A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the female blonde driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"
The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am... that's your air freshener."Peace Out
- Posted Feb 22, 2008 1:59 pm PT
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12Feb 08
Hey
Just gotta update my blog, no jokes for today, will bring new jokes soon as for today I will just recap this weeks TV shows and News...
Big news for me I'm moving up in the ranking finially and I should be on level 12 in no time...
In Grammy News Kanye was robbed by an old Jazz musican who I have no idea what his name is but he won album of the year or artist of the year over Kanye West and I didn't watch the Grammy's but I will have to agree that Kanye was robbed and those who were also nominated in that catagory was robbed also. I guess this year will mark the comeback of old artist who we have no idea that they were artist. It first started with Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers at the Super Bowl and now an old Jazz musican that we have no idea who he is. Well great win for them but it is time for old people or artist to stay where ever they have been and let the young people do what they need to do.
Peace Out
- Posted Feb 12, 2008 3:10 pm PT
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3Feb 08
Hey All
As you might know it's Super Bowl Sunday and the New York Giants will face the undefeated New England Patriots and try to stop their quest for the perfect season. Can it be done???? Yes it can and as you know I am rooting for the G-men to pull a big upset and come away with a close, down to the 4th quarter victory. The Patriots are just too perfect and at times they look unbelievable and so I'll root for the underdog in this one. I know everyone will go with the Patriots but ain't it about that time to see the Patriots go down???? So Tell me who you got in this game and why???
In other Super Bowl Sunday News Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers will be performing at Halftime and I ask who are they???, and who will be watching this halftime show???....I know I won't, would it kill the NFL to get someone worth watching this year and I'm not saying Tom Petty ain't worth watching, I'm just saying I don't know the guy or what era of music he came from and I'm the kindof person who listens to anything so can NFL just get someone that I listen to or someone I atleast recognize in my 21 years of living????....Well I guess not this year. Anyone else want to see someone else perform????
And in other sports news this week My Lakers, The L.A Lakers made a major move so major that I had to include them in my blog this Super Bowl Sunday for the first time. The Lakers just signed Pau Gasol from the Memphis Grizzles and I want to just congradulate the Lakers on a big steal and getting Kobe some more help. They are now Playoff ready and I don't even care if Andrew Bynum comes back we did what we were supposed to do when Shaq left and now after a couple of bad trades and years we are back and will be a dominate contender and I don't think anyone wants to go against Kobe and a PACKED Laker Team in the Playoffs because Mr. 4th quarter Kobe Bryant can take over and win any game by hisself. So Go Lakers and this was a BIG move and we don't need Jason Kidd any longer.
In Closing Here's aJoke for You to Pass along to your Friends....
Little Johnny Learns A Lesson
At school Little Johnny was told by a schoolmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him 20 dollars and says, "Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him 40 dollars and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your daddy a great big hug!"Deer Tracks
Two blond men were walking through the woods on a hunting trip when one looked down and said, "Oh, look at the deer tracks."
The other blond man looked down and said, "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks."
"No. Those are deer tracks," replied the first blond guy.
They kept arguing, and arguing, until a half hour later when they were both killed by a train.Peace Out
Thanks For Reading and Leaving Comments, Enjoy Your Super Bowl Sunday and GO GIANTS- Posted Feb 3, 2008 7:42 am PT
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1Feb 08
Hey
Sorry for the delay but had to do some moving around without the computer so todays blog will just be an update and more jokes so continue to enjoy. Thanks for reading.
The Old Man and the Beaver
A 110-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling.
"I've never felt better," he replies. I've got an 18-year-old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor thinks for a moment and says, "Let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season but one day he's in a bit of a hurry and accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So, he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him. He raises his umbrella, points it at the beaver, squeezes the handle, and BAM! the beaver drops dead in front of him."
That's impossible," said the old man in disbelief, "someone else must have shot that beaver!"
"Exactly," said the doctor.Gators
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any gators around here?!"
"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"
Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.
About halfway there he asked the guy, "How'd you get rid of the gators?"
"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber replied. "The sharks got 'em." Peace Out- Posted Feb 1, 2008 11:44 am PT
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6Jan 08
Hey All
Just a week into the New Years and my shows haven't returned yet to TV, I guess I'm tried of waiting for new episodes when I soon will be consumed with too much school work that I won't be able to watch the new episodes so I'm saying give me some new episodes while I can still watch them
. In Other News Britney Spears is still self detructing and doctor Phil will be trying to help her get on the right foot this New Year and I hope she does make it back on the right path because this is just sad to watch....Thats all for the News section in my blog...now for some new Joke for everyone to enjoy......Late Night Phone Call
A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2:00 in the morning. The blond wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?"
The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know 'if the coast is clear.'"Peace Out
and Enjoy your Day- Posted Jan 6, 2008 5:49 pm PT
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1Jan 08
Hey All Happy New Years, I hope everyone brought in the New Years like they wanted to and enjoyed their day. One Joke today more will come later.
First Day Of Work
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom - I'll show you how."Peace Out
- Posted Jan 1, 2008 7:20 pm PT
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22Dec 07
Hey All,
More jokes at the end of this blog, but before that I want to say Happy Holidays, enjoy your christmas and New Years, I probably will get very busy after all this Holiday stuff ends so Imma pack this blog with enough jokes for everyone to come back and forth to check out because I might not post another blog in awhile, I got school stuff to do but anyway here's the jokes......
Passing OnThree buddies die in a car crash, and they find themselves at an orientation to enter heaven. They are all asked: "When you're in your casket, and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"
The first guy says: "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says: "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy replies: "I would like to hear them say... LOOK! HE'S MOVING!"The Best Boss In The World
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office.
"Boss," he says, "We're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."
"We're short-handed, Smith," the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off."
"Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I knew I could count on you!"Following Orders
McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave.
"S'cuse me," said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done. "What was that all about?"
"Nothing," said the Irishman, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives."Career Choice
An older couple had a son who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son has no career plans, so they decided to do a small test.
They took a $10 bill, a Bible and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front hall table. Then they hid, pretending they were not at home.
The test was this: If the son took the money, he would be a businessman, if he took the Bible, he would be a priest, but if he took the bottle of whiskey, he would be a drunk.
So the parents hid in the nearby closet and waited nervously. Peeping through the keyhole, they saw their son arrive and read the note they had left him.
Then, he took the $10 bill, looked at it against the light, and slid it in his pocket.
After that, he took the Bible, flicked through it, and took it.
Finally he grabbed the bottle, opened it, and took an appreciative whiff to check the quality. Then he left for his room, carrying all three items.
The father slapped his forehead and said, "Darn, it's even worse than I could ever have imagined. Our son is going to be a politician!"Set It Free
If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it was and always will be yours.
If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.
If, however, it just sits in your living room,
Messes up your stuff,
Eats your food,
Uses your telephone,
Takes your money, and
Never appears to have noticed that
You actually set it free in the first place,
You either married it or gave birth to it!Two Women Talking In Heaven:
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I 'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds . I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer........ we'd both still be alive todayPeace Out
- Posted Dec 22, 2007 6:40 pm PT
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19Dec 07
Got more jokes to share enjoy and pass it around.
Following Orders
McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave.
"S'cuse me," said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done. "What was that all about?"
"Nothing," said the Irishman, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives."25 Cents
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward, he asked her how she liked the game.
"I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said.
"What do you mean?" he asked.
"Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"Peace Out
- Posted Dec 19, 2007 7:52 pm PT
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16Dec 07
This Joke is more cleaner then the other one's I posted, check it out and spread the word.
Red Sox Fan
A Mets fan, a Braves fan, a Yankees fan, and a Red Sox fan are climbing a mountain. On the way to the top, each is arguing about how loyal they are to their team and what they would do for that team.
Upon reaching the top, the Mets fan shouts, "This is for the Mets!!!" and throws himself off the top of the mountain.
Next the Braves fan yells, "This is for the Braves!!" and he too jumps off.
And then the Red Sox fan reaches the top and screams, "This is for EVERYONE!!" and pushes the Yankee fan off the mountain.Peace Out
- Posted Dec 16, 2007 6:11 pm PT
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13Dec 07
Hey Everyone
Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday......etc
The big 2 1 I should be out partying, buying everyone drinks on me since I am now legal to buy me a drink
but I'm not I'm more of a laid back person and don't consume alcohol as well as the average 20 year old would. To me most alcohol taste nasty, I'm more into wine coolers, it's just like juice but since I hit that legal mark as a gift to myself I will buy me a wine cooler and relex for the rest of my b-day.Smallville & Supernatual I guess those two returning tonight will be my gift from tv, it felt like forever waiting for them to return and now to top it off my cable ain't working, something is wrong or they cut it off but all I know I will be watching my shows tonight.
In closing my blog for today I see that my last blog noone seem to like my Idea and I thought it was a great one but it's cool, I'm cool and just like I do in my myspace blog I leave ya'll with this daily joke so enjoy the joke and let me know if you like it or want to see more, it is below.....
Big Night
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces that after dinner, she would like to go out and have sex for the first time. Of course, the boy is ecstatic.
He takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy patiently. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
Time passes, and MORE time. Finally, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." He hisses back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"Thanks for reading and Peace Out for Now
- Posted Dec 13, 2007 12:23 pm PT
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7Dec 07
Hey All
My Idea deals with having commercial free tv, with all your favorite shows on one channel. Where you pick out all the shows you like on any channel and the network will put yours shows on one channel commercial free and you just pay for it. It will do everything a DVRor TIVO will do and better.Now I will pay to see all the shows I want to see on one channel. Then you can tune in to your show anytime you want, you can play your show anytime you want and you won't be conflicted with different channels or conflicted with having two shows that you want to see on at the same time but you can only tune into one of them. I have no name for this Idea I have but I think it's better then everything they have invented now, this probably would be expensive so break out the money. I'm wondering what ya'll think about this Idea???Do you think this Idea will fly on the market???
Had to edit it
peace out for now- Posted Dec 7, 2007 3:02 pm PT
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