NES= BY THE POWER OF MY MIGHTY CONTROL PAD I WILL ELIMINATE THIS ATARI TIRENY AND TAKE ALL THE CREDIT FOR EVERYTHING KNOWN TO MAN!!! I AM THE ALMIGHTY NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM!

SNES= I am the most powerful AND affordable console!!!

N64= I AM THE MOST POWERFUL CONSOLE ON EARTH!!! (But I use an old format limiting my capabilities dramatically *is embarassed*)

Gamecube= Yeah, Im a nintendo console. I dont need to prove myself to YOU!

Wii= Okay im sorry for being so sure of myself! I'll change now.....DO you like mini game collections?

Wasn't that fun gang?

Wow, first blog in AGES. Its a one off though, to whoever the hell is reading (y)

Bring on E3 and its mediocre announcements!

Rather wholesome would't you say?

This is the expression I would pull if I found out MGS4 was coming out on the 360. Well if you cant laugh at yourself for your console choices to a small extent...

And this is my face when I found out that Noel Edmonds had assassinated Clive Anderson *never really happened*

Why am I posting this? I dont know...

Oh and a warm shout out to PolkaStripe for some reason. Probably because shes the only Gamespot user I can think of off the top of my head. Sorry other people

Buhbye!

EDIT#

HAHA! Half of my face is cut off all these pics and I cba to bother changing it. In fact i'm doing you a favour, you dont get to look at my retarded facial expression

Got my PS3 and I must say im rather happy with it, sure it looks like a george foreman grill and weighs a ton but resistance and Motorstorm are rather lovely and should hold me over until the killer apps come out next year. I also got mighty boosh tickets too ^^

So merry christmas to all and to all a good night

Ive actually got a PS3 for christmas mainly on the basis on future promise, but things arent looking good at all. If things do go from bad to worse please, for the sake of my parents money, make many exclusive arcade-perfect ports of great capcom and SNK beat em ups and brilliant, era-defining titles that also remain sleeper hits for the sake of my elitist mind, in a similar vein to the Sega Saturn. Oh wait, arcades are dead so the first one is out of the window...:/

Thank you please!

P.S: Merry Christmas to all!

P.P.S: Im doing a top 10 albums ive bought this year blog soon, probably when I decide to write something worthwhile...

P.P.P.S: Mario Galaxy is amazing!

P.P.P.P.S: Im getting a Wii Zapper too, cant forget the Wii. Placing a pre-order for Smash Bros Brawl and MGS4 too next week.

Riiiggghhhtttt, so I havent been on here in ages. A lots gone on in the last 3 months or so, most notably college (which is fookin' awesome!). For the first time im with a group of people that arent a bunch of chavs or just vile gits. Ive also bought orange box and I instantly nominate Portal for GOTY...until Mario Galaxy comes out of course ^^

SO yeah, not really much else to talk about game-wise. Well, its my birthday next wednesday and I still need to get Phantom Hourglass and Metord Prime 3 before the year ends.. After Mario Galaxy of course ^^

Oh and ive blown caution to the wind and decided to get a PS3 for christmas as I dont feel like paying extra for online support (Remember kids, games are about fun and not bragging rights *cough* Xbox Live*cough*. Sorry 360 owners XD) and want MGS4 soooo badly!

xx

Wow, havent done a blog in a month! UPDATE TIME! A lot has happened since I went to see the Transformers and Simpsons movie such as:

* Getting a PSP

* Getting my GCSE results

* Partying!

* My rabbit died

* Got a new rabbit

* Discussed forming a band and resulted in me becoming singer/songwriter! (Note to self: dont write any dreary, boring indie love songs or screamo ditties)

Right onto the main feature! I intended on posting this a few months ago but my browser was playing up and wouldnt let me post anything longer than 500 characters for some strange reason. I chose to do a Top 5 PC games one as opposed to a Top 5 console one because I haven't had that many good PC experiences as money and configuration over-confuses the process of PLAYING A GAME! The majority of the time PC gaming is more trouble than its worth and seeing as I use a family PC I can't afford to mess about with the internals but here's the games that have really stood out and forced me to remain glued to this uncomfortable desk chair:

The games (in no particular order)

1. Broken Sword

Best story in a PC game ever imo! this game blew me away when I first got it as a youngster and still plays like a dream. A pity the more recent ones were so dull

2. Battlefield 2

Incrediablely versitile FPS! With the breath of a game like far cry, the intensity of a game like UT and management and squad-leading of Rainbow Six (a game I never really liked tbh) this just did it all right! Oh and for the record I thought the console version and BF2142 sucked balls

3. Starcraft

I loved this upon release and still feel the same way now. For some reason though im not looking forward to the sequel at all...Looks like its trying to be empire at war or something like that tbh.

4. Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory

Im not really a splinter cell fan, so when I got this at a budget price just before christmas last year I wasnt expecting much. Then I discovered the Co-Op mode, oh the joy! The single player mode had left me tired and frustrated but the co-op resulted in me playing the game with my friend (who got a copy the same day as me with co-op in mind) into the wee hours of the morning.

5. Sims 2

Make boys kiss boys, make girls kiss girls. Nuff said...

Now here's the PC games that are really wheting my appetite:

Half life Episode 2

This is the defenition of value for money! Portal intrigues me, Team fortress 2 looks awesome and it also includes HL2 and HL epsode one

Sam and Max Season One

Loved the original amiga game as a kid and can't wait for this collection of games originally released as download only titles.

Crysis

Seriously want this game, doubt my PC will handle it...

Spore

*DROOLS!*

GOODBYEEEEEEEE!